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Britney Over-Exposed... Again
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Britney Spears stripped down for Esquire Magazine and she looks like a girl
that seems to be going wild. The pop princess is once again over-exposed in
her most provocative photo spread yet.
Beginning with a cover that features her wearing nothing but a short white sweater, a take-off of a pose struck by Angie Dickinson in 1966, Britney bares almost all in the October 14 issue.
With little more than some strategically placed pearl necklaces for cover, Britney told Esquire that it's all very natural. As a matter of fact, when she was 13 she used to walk around her home completely naked.
"My family just always walked around the house naked," said Britney. "We were earthy people. I've never been ashamed of my body. We were very free people."
Britney has certainly given us glimpses of this attitude in the past, but
she insisted the new photos do not signal another change in image. She told
the magazine her record label had asked her to do what she called "certain
songs" on her new album. Her response to the label was: "If you
want me to be some kind of sex thing that's not me. I will never do that.
I'm still doing what I love to do."
The photos come on the heels of Britney's controversial lip-lock with Madonna
on the MTV Video Music Awards which still has some people talking. Pop diva
Bette Midler, who performed on "The Today Show" to promote her new
album, told Access Hollywood that the kiss may have gone too far.
"It's kind of tacky in a way to say, 'I'm not responsible for the fact that there are 10 and 11-year-old kids watching this show,'" said Bette. "I mean I know those two ladies don't give a damn about what I say, but I think it's irresponsible in a way."
Britney Caught Short?
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Is Britney Spears moving in on another woman's husband? Paparazzi recently
caught her lip-locking with 21-year-old Columbus Short, one of her backup
dancers. Short's Los Angeles agency would not comment yesterday on reports
that his wife is pregnant with their first child. But in the picture at right,
he certainly looks like he hopes no one is watching.
Spears and Short were snapped on Aug. 23 in Culver City, Calif., during a rehearsal for Spears' number at the MTV Video Music Awards.
But Spears, with a cigarette in her hand, appears to be practicing for the smooch she shared with Madonna.
Spears even threw Short a birthday party in New York over the weekend, reports Us Weekly.
A spokeswoman for Spears said, "Britney and Columbus Short are friends. He is one of her dancers and is helping choreograph some numbers for her."
She didn't say what kind of numbers.
Britney has a history with choreographers. Unconfirmed reports suggest she may have linked with dance prodigy Wade Robson, who has worked with both her and Justin Timberlake.
Don't Call Me Avril
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by Corey Moss
Alexandra Slate is the victim of a new stereotype.
"There's no way I can ever wear a white tank top and cargo pants, which is too bad because I don't mind wearing that stuff," the 22-year-old singer grumbled.
Slate is part of a new crop of rocker chicks who, no matter how hard they fight it, are being called Avril Lavigne wannabes. And they're fighting it hard.
And all four, who are within three years of the 18-year-old Lavigne, proudly write or co-write their own edgy pop songs, which candidly document the coming of age of a generation that struggles to fit in Britney Spears' shadow.
And Brit still didn't get a cab
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Baby, baby, I'm gonna whine ... Brit's peeved as she tries to hail a cab
(::she really looks like a hooker there::)
BRITNEY SPEARS says she loves her new sex siren image – but it doesn’t help her call a cab.
The pop beauty is seen as she stood for 20 MINUTES trying to stop a taxi in
New York. In the end she gave up. Britney looked fabulous in a jade green
top and micro white skirt that showed off her great toned and tanned legs.
Caught on camera ... babe can't believe all the drivers have ignored her
(::LOL she's already a NOBODY.. poor like spoiled princess- and they caught
it on camera! haha::)
A film crew were with her and filmed the singer clucking over a passer-by’s toddler at the roadside. When the wait proved too much Britney nipped into the plush Chelsea Hotel for a drink.
Botney Spears ... star's skirt barely covers her bum
(::damn she can't dress anything but skanky! surprised a 'john' didn't
pick her up::)
One onlooker said: “Britney’s skirt was so short she was almost showing her bum – but there were no complaints.” No free cabs either.
Madonna-Britney Kiss Angers Fleetwood Mac Singer
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'First of all, Madonna is too old to be kissing someone who is 22,' the Fleetwood
Mac singer told the Herald Sun. 'And Britney should be smarter than that.
Hopefully, she will figure a way out of this hole she has dug for herself.'
Original rock chick Nicks, 55, said Spears and Christina Aguilera should wear more clothes and try writing decent songs.
'I personally have never been to a strip club, but I turn on MTV and see in every single video what it must be like to be at a strip club,' Nicks said.
'I think the mystery is gone, and if you have no mystery, then you aren't even sexy.
'Real sexuality and sensuality is in the music, and all these girls, vis-a-vis, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and on and on, should go back to writing songs and start over because it won't last and they won't last.
'When they are 55, they won't be around and that's sad because I think a lot of those girls are very talented. But they are signing their own death warrants.'
Nicks was appalled by Madonna's publicity stunt kiss with Spears at the recent MTV Awards.
'I thought it was the most obnoxious moment in television history,' she said.
'Madonna will be fine. Madonna is Madonna. She does what she wants. She will get over this. But will Britney get over it? I don't know.'
Nicks revealed Madonna asked Jennifer Lopez to be in the smoochy routine,
but J.Lo told Madge to kiss something else.
AOL News - Are You Starstruck?
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1 . When Britney and Madonna kissed at the Video Music Awards, I was:
-Outside, still hoping to get in to see the show
-Glued to the tube
-Otherwise occupied, but caught up the next day
-As completely uninterested as I am now
Britney's New CD Titles
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'We've hooked up [again], but I've learned not to talk about my personal life,'
Britney said of Madonna, laughing. 'But basically that song is about just
being in a club and being oblivious to everyone and just zoning out and just
freestyling. And it's me and that beat.'
01.Me Against the Music
fea. Madonna
02.Early Mornin'
03.Outrageous
04.Every Time
05.Showdown
06.Breathe On Me
07.Brave New Girl
08.Touch of My Hand
09.The Answer
10.Shadow
11.Toxic Guy
12.Chaotic
Official Lyrics Feat Madonna
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B: Britney
M: Madonna
All my people in the crowd
Grab a partner take it down!
B: It's me against the music
M: Uh uh
B: It's just me
M: And me
B: Yeah
M: C'mon
M: Hey Britney?
B: Are you ready?
M: Uh uh, are you?
B&M: No one cares
B: It's whippin' my hair, it's pullin' my waist
B&M: To hell with stares
B: The sweat is drippin' all over my face
B&M: No one's there
B: I'm the only one dancin' up in this place
B&M: Tonight I'm here
B: Feel the beat of the drum, gotta get with that bass
B: I'm up against the speaker, tryin' to take on the music
B: It's like a competition, me against the beat
B: I wanna get in a zone, I wanna get in a zone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
B: Tryin' to hit it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey
CHORUS
B&M: All my people on the floor
B: Let me see you dance
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people wantin´ more
B: Let me see you dance
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people round and round
B: Let me see you dance
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you dance
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: So how would you like a friendly competition
B&M: Let's take on the song
B&M: It's you and me baby, we're the music
B&M: Time to party all night long
B&M: We're almost there
B: I'm feelin' it bad and I can't explain
B&M: My soul is bare
B: My hips are movin' at a rapid pace
B&M: Baby feel it burn
B: From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins
B&M: And now's your turn
B: Let me see what you got, don't hesitate
B: I'm up against the speaker, tryin´ to take on the music
B: It's like a competition, me against the beat
B: I wanna get in a zone, I wanna get in a zone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythm
B: Tryin´ to hit it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey
CHORUS – as before
B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control
B&M: Just work your body and let it go
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab somebody
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can dance all night long
M: Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
M: Come over here I got somethin´ to show ya
M: Sexy lady, I'd rather see you bare your soul
M: If you think you're so hot, better show me what you got
M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down
B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control
B&M: Just work your body and let it go
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab somebody
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can dance all night long
CHORUS – as before
M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you dance
M: C'mon Britney take it down, make the music dance
M: All my people round and round, party all night long
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it down
'Me Against The Music' To Be Directed By Guy Ritchie
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Britney Spears and Madonna can't seem to keep their hands off each other. The sizzling pair are teaming up again to shoot a video which will be directed by Madge's husband Guy Ritchie.
There will be plenty of girlie action but this time the 21-year-old singer and the 45-year-old mum-of-two will be keeping their tongues to themselves. The video will promote Britney's new single Me Against The Music. It will be set in a nightclub and will feature lots of semi-naked women.
Madonna will play the matriarch of the club and has a private room where she lures Britney.
The Queen of Pop will also have a set of girls on leashes.
Not one for the kids then..
E! Online'S Ted Casablanca : The Awful Truth
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As has been announced, B. 'n' M. are doing a video (to be filmed in New York
or London) for Britney's new album, Get in the Zone--specifically for the
single "Me Against the Music."
"But they won't be kissing," pooped a mucho, mucho, mucho inside source working with the dynamic duo. "Direct order." From whose camp? "Both."
Sound-wise, Brit's new appeal is techno-ethnic-funky-studio-reverb. Found out:
• Loads of semi-clothed girls will be used in a club-like environment.
• Madonna will have her own room for some scenes, "somewhere off, where she can watch the other girls. Madonna is the club's sexy ruler, who lures Britney deeper."
• Ms. M. will also have her own set of "girls on leashes."
• Young women, say connected snoops, will be kissing--but not the previously tonguing cuties themselves, as discussed.
• "It'll have an air of perversity, but not be perverse," pooped the musical pooper.Oh, that's right. Forgot. Britney still needs to sell in the Midwest.
4th Album Track Review..
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Descriptions of 7 songs off the new album...
'Me against the music'
The duet with Madonna that was written by both her and Britney. It's a pumped
up dance beat and also the first single. Sounds very sexy with the the traditional
Madonna trademark.
'Breathe on me'
Moaning, pulsating heartbeats and a production that will transfer all of your
thoughts to Kylie Minogue's 'Can't Get you out of my head'. Britney sings
a double standard about feelings in her body that she cannot understand. But
everybody does...
'Touch of my hand'
This one is straight forward. We're talking masturbation. Britney sings about
doing herself and that it's no sin. The song has a mix of funk elements with
violins which will come out as an effective hook for the listeners and fans.
'Showdown'
Pumped up heartbeats and oriental melodies. It's like Club Music meets 'A
Thousand and One Night'. A refined combination, hmm, wonder what the older
fans will think of this one....
'Outrageous'
R Kelly's collaboration to the CD can easily be compared to a booty call.
Britney sings about touching her body, and how her panties feel inside her
sexy jeans. This track will be redone before the album release.
'Chaotic'
Sounds like a Prince song, but a little bit more plastic. That's all there
is to say.
'Toxic'
Purebred club music spiced with vibrating guitar tunes that bring your thoughts
to a panoramic western movie. Britney talks about married men.
4th Album To Contain Song About Make-Up Sex
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The way Spears talks these days, it seems like Madonna might've shared more
than saliva with her during their now-notorious MTV make-out session. On her
forthcoming album, Britney rips a page from the Middle-Aged Material Woman's
playbook, redefining herself to stay relevant. ''She opened the door for every
woman out there to have balls and believe in herself,'' the spicy-tongued
Spears says of her pop progenitor, who's featured on first single ''Me Against
the Music.''
Though eclectic, the disc has a more mature sound, dominated by slinky lounge beats and forays into dancehall and trip-hop. ''It's moody and vibey,'' says Spears, who helped pick the CD's diverse producers, including Moby and the Matrix. ''It's the kind of music where you want to light candles and listen to it with a partner.''
Lyrically, the album represents Spears at her boldest. ''Showdown,'' she says, is ''about make-up sex,'' while the R. Kelly-produced ''Outrageous'' features the once-celebrated virgin moaning about ''my sex drive'' and, curiously enough, a ''trench coat in my underwear.'' ''R. Kelly wrote that and he brought his own ghetto slang,'' Spears explains, offering that it might be a reference to a thong. ''I'm at a place where I can express myself a little more and say things that are a little more adult because I'm getting older.'' ''Brave New Girl'' features Britney's first attempt at rapping. ''The track was so bangin','' she enthuses. ''I said 'Let's just do this!' and I started rapping.''
As jam-packed as the CD is, there are some big omissions. Gossip columnists will rue the lack of response to Justin Timberlake's reported Spears snipe ''Cry Me a River.'' And there's nothing produced by Fred Durst, whose studio work with Spears spawned rumors of a hookup. ''Oh, no! God, no!'' she says when asked if Durst made the cut. ''That was just an experiment.''
Britney: Watch it, bust-er
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Hit Me Baby One More Time ... Brit gets punchy
CURVY Britney Spears looks like she’s bustin’ out of her T-shirt yesterday — as it emerged she was “the man” in her relationship with Justin Timberlake.
Britney, 21, admitted in a new interview: “I’ve always been a tomboy. It sounds really weird but it’s very hard for me to let go and let the man take control.”
She is certainly looking tough. The singer — famed for her song Hit Me Baby, One More Time — appeared to be throwing a PUNCH in Manhattan.
Tight fit ... star looks swell in T-shirt
In fact the star, who wore a jaunty hat, was just mucking around with a bodyguard as they waited for a car. Britney — once pop’s most famous virgin — also revealed she only slept with Timberlake because she thought they would one day be husband and wife.
She added: “As far as the whole sex thing goes, I really did think that Justin was the one I was going to marry so I did do the thing with him after three years. And I don’t think that’s a bad thing. Just because I’ve admitted to having sex doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?”
Britney Shows Off Her Latest Fling
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WE have lift off! BRITNEY SPEARS shows she’s the model professional – by making
paper planes to pass the time.
The pop princess – wearing a T-shirt saying Miss B. Haven – looked bored rigid during a stay in Rome to shoot her latest Pepsi advert.
Despite the company of her choreographer, Britney couldn’t keep her feelings
hidden as she let out a giant yawn on the balcony of her hotel restaurant.
And she obviously found her reading material less than inspiring, ripping out a page and folding it into an aeroplane. But unlike her career, the home-made jet didn’t go into orbit.
Instead, it crash-landed on the pavement, where a group of fans had gathered to catch a glimpse of her.
An onlooker said: “Britney looked bored out of her brain. And with all that yawning, she didn’t make a secret of it.”
He added: “It may just have been a paper plane but one lucky fan will have a keepsake to treasure.”
I actually made this a couple years ago; I just fixed it up a little now.
What do you think about Britney increasing her sex image with all the provocative photo shoots she's doing (Elle, Instyle, W Mag..) & how do you think it'll effect her record sales?
Hmm it might sell, because people love sex. It's so sad, I know. She just wants to out-do Christina and other artists with REAL talent. All she has is her looks. it will fade out soon. ALL SHE IS, is HYPE. She JEAlouS of X-TINa hahaaha she is so sad.
One word.. "DESPERATE!" I mean, come on!!! She knows she lost attention, so she is going to do anything.. and I repeat ANYTHING to try and get all the attention back on her. Ugh, she is a nasty little whore.
It's obvious she's trying to act like Christina Aguilera. She's doing all the things Christina did just this past year. because it got Christina big recognition but at least Christina has big talent to back her up. Britney has nothing but sex to sell. I think it will work though. It worked for her when she first came out and through the years. This'll just get the spoiled bitch more money to go buy more cars with.
The only reason she is doing it cuz she thinks she needs to catch up to Xtina, but Christina does it to prove a point, that women should get respect no matter how they look on the outside, brit doesn't have a point other then putting more money in her slutty thong.
quite frankly, its trashy. but she's not the only one who does it, so I don't see why she's the only one picked on. but yeah, I think she's extremely slutty in that sense. but no, I don't think it'll help her sell albums. i know I'm not going to think 'hey, Britney spears is hot, I'm gonna buy her cd' and I can guarantee you guys who think she's hot probably wouldn't be caught dead listening to Britney spears. all it does is get people talking about her.
She is making herself out to be more and more like a pedophile's dream. Will it sell her records? Probably not. If there are catchy, sexy songs like last time, maybe. But so far, her single from the college game proved nothing. Her sexy image just makes people watch her on TV, that's all.
I think it's because Christina did it with "Dirrty" and was successful, so now Britney (or her manager and stuff) is doing it, hoping to sell more records. The only difference is Christina actually has talent, and all Britney has are her airbrushed looks.
::sigh:: why waste the money on a CD? just buy porn.
I think its annoying and I'm sick of it. First off I don't want to see that and secondly she's doing everything Christina A. is doing. I don't think it will affect her music sales. (hopefully) That is if people realize that she can't sing.
she just does it for attention. she has absolutely no musical talent so she has to do provocative photos because she has no other way of selling albums.
well I've never really liked britney from the get go.. but now its just like she's doing any and every little thing to get noticed!! the whole kiss with madonna.. just seems like the only way she feels she can be the center of attention is by being sleazy... trashy...and slutty!! which I can give her props on that... cuz she's doin' a pretty damn good job at it.. just comes natural... she doesn't have to try very hard to be a combination of all 3!!
I think she's doing it to get as much publicity as possible for the new album, and since every naked magazine cover also has a headline about Justin, it's gonna peak a lot of people's interest.
For one, I don't know how she could increase her "sexy" image any
more unless she appeared in Hustler. I don't think it will help her record
sales, they have no where to go but down.
Law & Order: SVU
"What are you pulling a 'Britney Spears' on me?" - a boy says when a girl pulls off shirt to reveal her bathing suit top.
I love Law & Order and so far they have mentioned her name THREE times. Even though I hate that such a great show would mention her name, all three times have been related to Britney porn, nudity, and pedophiles. That sums up her career pretty well. You'll hear them each later on.
TEEN VOGUE PARTY LA
Jamie Lynn - "I'm not following her (Britney's) footsteps. I do my own thing." (at her fashion show)
hahahaha, sorry, do I need to comment?
Britney's GQ Magazine Photo Shoot
Oh god. She loves those "this is a porn flick?" photo shoots. At
least with Christina, she's capable of posing for classy shoots too. This
girl has nothing else to offer America. And God knows, sex sells. Of all these,
the last two are the only ones I don't hate. I'm not keen on the boots (last
picture), but it's not dirty porn like the others.
Britney's Esquire Magazine Photo Shoot
"The sexy shot... part of Esquire's "70 Years of Women We Love"
edition...also features Cameron Dia...now the flame of Britney's ex-love Justin
Timberlake." I cut some out (hence the '...') but you get the drift.
Nasty. That's the first word that comes to mind. She doesn't seem to understand
there's a line between being proud and confident of your body and abusing
it for attention. She's crossed it so many times. I'm getting more and more
sure about how insecure she is with her music and abilities the more she does
this. It's a cry for attention, focused on the one thing she can control.
Britney in Santa Barbara
Soaking, swimming and smoking. Ah to be so young and stupid. More natural
beauty coming our way (cough). The picture of her smoking with the guys in
towels looks really odd. They are all smoking, and what is a joke about what
you DO before you're smoking? Uh huh.
Britney's 2003 Promo Pictures
High-levels of airbrushing, but at least the first and last picture she looks
more her age and not some old porn star. Nothing original so no new comments.
Britney Random Magazine Clips
#1: Britney just feels like dancing; "dancing fool" ... "-well,
because she's Britney Spears." .."Ah, to be young, footloose, and
fancy free."
Dumb little article. Plus, she really needs a bra!
#2: "To get her mind of boys, Brit says she loves to shop.."
Gosh, she loves the play that stereotype! Boys, shop, boys, shop, boys...
#3: What Star Hats Say; Fedoras and newboy caps: "People who want
to be seen will wear an unusual hat. We're so used to stars baring their bodies
that being semi-nude doesn't cut it anymore."
The story of her life. I'm tired of seeing women (celebrities) posing
naked / nearly naked all the time while men aren't degrading themselves. They
don't need to. If you possess the talent, you don't need to rely on other
assets.
#4: Britney's Busting Out All Over; "A busty, beverage-toting...
Rolling Stone magazine bash in Manhattan... wasn't planning to watch the Giants
on 'Monday Night Football."
They mention football (in case you don't know) because she performed at
NFL Kickoff as well as did a (paying!) commercial for MNF. She'll promote
anything for a paycheck.
Brit & Columbus Short Rico-Sept29
Wear'd the coat come from? She went inside to eat and came out with a dead
animal on her? Hm, odd. I don't care for it, it looks cheap and tacky.
Britney Out With Columbus Short
More of that -cough- natural beauty? At least she's covered.
Britney in LA with brother (9-21-03)
Her brother [Bryan] is the one in black. I'm curious what the heated conservation
was about... "I thought we, like, totally agreed on a set fee, ya know?"
Big pimpin. I'd disown her if I were Bryan, how embarrassing to see your little
sister act like a whore (a word I don't like to use a lot) in front of the
whole world.
Britney pics in Rome with Columbus
That's why you cover your mouth when you yawn - otherwise you look like that
;D As for the overly fake blonde look- she looks more and more like Barbie
(in the fake and plastic way). I hope her hair falls out from all she does
to it, haha. Once again, with dancer Columbus. Her only friends are paid to
be around her.
Britney in Manhattan
Girl, get a bra!! Amazing how these un-airbrushed (we assume) pictures make
her boobs look about 2x as big as normal when you can't blame it on the bra.
Is she trying to start another implants rumor?!
Britney Can't Get A Cab
Working the streets to pick up some extra cash? Seriously, that's what it
looks like. I wonder if a 'John' tried to pick her up? Maybe they were afraid
to get something from her? Yes, I'm cruel - sue me.
Britney: "What do I think is hot? ...Sweaty boys! I don't know. Um, I think a lot of things are hot. Chocolate ice cream. I think that's hot, you can eat it with your boyfriend."
She really annoys me. She sells sex and all she comments on is guys. Seriously, is she trying to be a female stereotype?!
I can't help but adore this picture : /
final grade: 1.6
several responses-
››— A big FAT zero!!! I mean, these articles of clothing could look nice, but NOT all thrown together like that.. dreadful!
››— 1, did she get dressed in the dark?
››— 1....the coat makes it awful, without it then maybe a higher grade!! lol
››— 1 -- It looks like an outfit that a pirate would wear. When will she ever learn to match her clothes???
››— SHIELD YOUR EYES!! DON'T LET THE CHILDREN SEE!! Lighting herself on fire with gasoline and a match would be more attractive. I give her a .009 :-D
››— 2...holy sh*t, were there lights on when she got dressed? It makes me think of like some hoe sleeping with some guy, then in the morning, thinking "Oh yeah, I have somewhere to go." then throwing on anything she can find.
››— i give it a 6. first, i love the white shirt, i think its cute, it kind of goes with the skirt and the boots. but, one thing is wrong. the jacket doesnt really goes with the outfit. its cute, but doesnt matches for me.
››— 3. maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if she lost the boots. and the jacket. the boots are trashy and i just think the jackets ugly. but I do like the skirt and top.
››— I wouldn't wear it . LOL. It's to tacky for my taste, and since she's in the public eye… it's even more tackier.
››— Aww... Jamie Lynn must have dressed her! *claps* I give it a -5. Not only is every individual piece ugly, it's all just way too much together.
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1. Ew, who told her to wear this god awful thing because they deserve to be
shot.
The Good.... > The Bad..... >>
The Ugly
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| Even though she looks like a deer caught in headlights.. | Ew. What look is this? Her first porn movie? Lady or tramp? You know! | Born porn star?! She looks soo cheap & nasty. |