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(since this is the 100th issue, I'm including everything that was given to me!)

Preferred Britney Time?

I can't pick a time. She has always been annoying.. like a mosquito. The only time period I enjoy the most is when she was not around!!! WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO BACK TO THAT and pretend this whole Britney thing never happened?!

Choice #1: 40 votes
She was young and innocent here. She didn't wear a thousand pounds of makeup, her hair was a pretty natural shade of brown, she actually wore clothes and even though she couldn't sing to save her life, she sounded better in her early years. She sang about the "normal stuff" teenagers go through on her first CD. But as she grew, her "music" became worse and worse. "Oops! I Did It Again!" was about playing with a guy's heart!!! That is WRONG and immoral! Only sluts and players do that! They make a guy think they're intersted in them, then they sleep with them and dump them!!! Then "Slave 4 U" came out with Britney dancing in a club wearing pleather pants, a THONG OVER THE PANTS, and racy lil top drenched in baby oil trying to look "sexy". Ummm no. She looked like a dirty slut. The song itself was bad enough about walking into a night club and letting the music "take over you" and "making you dance dirty".......

Ii prefer the young and innocent period. i liked her so much more than (i never really liked her... but if she were like that today, i prob would like her maybe a lil more just as a person). she has no respect for herself anymore and that just wrong. maybe she wouldnt have sold as many albums as people would lke to believe, but i dont think that's true. take someone like mandy moore who never once went to britney's level, she's very successful. britney should take a few lessons from that girl.

She looks decent. That was probably the realest the has ever been since she became famous. It's a shame.

all but four. she looks like a freakin slut!!!!

the only reason I picked this is because the picture you had for this was the nicest, I don't really care anyway :)

I like this better because she was so innocent and she actually had dignity for herself back then

I liked Britney the best at this point only because she still seemed kinda innocent. Her music was, cute, pop, happy go luck kinda music. She wasn't all overdone and fake. She also actually sang during this period- something she hasn't done since....

She looks so pretty in these CD pictures! Her clothes are form-fitting, so she's still sexy, but not pedophilic like the sex-selling period. Her face is so fresh-looking and her hair is close to her natural color! She actually gives off a better smart, sexy image. Hm, too bad she couldn't even emulate that in the beginning in real life.

she was so CUTE back then... her voice sounded half-decent, and she was a "teen pop star". she actually was somewhat of a decent person, but a pedophile's dream. *shrugs*

I think she actually looked good here.. natural and pretty

I definitely think she was much better looking when she first came out into the business. I mean, I understand that times change and people grow up, but with all of the cute new trends out there I don't think she needs to dress so trashy. If she were classier, I think she'd get a lot more respect...at least from me.

She was so pretty, until she turned into this big whore! She was innocent looking and was actually normal...

Because she was actually cute and not all slutty and stupid yet. Unfortunately, that didn't last very long.

i have to write why? thats really hard...well not really but she looked soo cute then now she looks wait i mean she IS a $k@nk and a wh*re!

ok this one i liked the most she was new and miss sweet and innocent and Why does she look so much like many moore in that pic??hmm..

becuz she wasn't such a slut! she may have been a brat, but she wasn't into the whole I'm meat throw myself at the dogs (guys) and didn't have everything FAKE and her music wasn't all about SEX.

Because she was at least a little bit real. She was shy, and she let other people push her around and make her into what she is now, but this is before all that.

She was really cute in the beginning when she wore less makeup and more clothing. Now she's just gross. Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww...

she wasnt such a dirty skank when she first started!

Of course I like the young and innocent one..its when she showed her true self.

she looks so innocent and not herself, it was a pure time, less porn looking. i don't see her stomach!

of course i like this one the best. at least she hadn't completely sold out yet. there was still hope.

 

Choice #2: 7 votes
I would say this one bc she hasnt gone into the whole " slutty" look yet,and I think her hair looks cute dirty blonde, and she was just really cute, PLus her "twins" werent fake

i perfer this one and the other one, this one is like oh, yea...i'm growing into a lady...i could show some skin while the other one is i am who i am, get the fuck over it

this period wasn't too bad but she was starting to get popular and she started to open her mouth which made it even worse.

This one felt a little more real than the other ones...I believed this one

She is a little sexier which is ok. Before she was too innocent and the next stages she is just a slut.

 

Choice #3: 9 votes
I liked this time better because she wasn't too annoying but she was out there enough to let everyone know that she was still doin "her thing" and was having fun. She wasn't toooo innocent or "too badass" at that time.

this was like opps..i think uhh this was like miss sex kitten

i liked her style during this time. it wasn't overally slutty, and she looked cute a lot.

 

Choice #4: 8 votes
people are just ignoring her and getting sick of her, so i like this the best, cuz even tho she trys soooo hard, no one cares anymore, she's lost it! :)

Ii actually like her music a little better and she seems slightly more real.. i guess now that she has the money she doesnt give a fuck what her real fans think or somethin... and i actually would wear a lot of the shiet that she wears now that she is on *break* and not trying to impress 24/7... she just looks hotter.

see how u get more money and less clothes lmao she so sluty now and nasty.

cause we know the true slut that she is.

Ii love sluts! lol

 

Britney CDs

...Baby One More Time
I don't really like it, but at the time that it came out I did. For her age and the mainstream pop that was really big when it was released it was a decent cd.

I actually liked the first song of the cd "Baby One More Time" but then i seen her in the vid. and she looked like a skank in that lil school girl outfit!!

eh...I used to like her (CAN U BELIEVE IT!)

They are all annoying.. all the cd's sound the same with the same annoying sounding op music and changed voice. couldn't stand any of the CD's.

The only CD of hers that I own. Well, owned. It was a pretty good CD when I was 15. It doesn't fly now that I'm 20. "Baby....One More Time" rocked my socks, though.

An extremely poorly done album. Her image wasn't so bad, but the music was perfectly horrendous. It was immature and ridiculous.

This cd was okay.I liked the songs ..it was her being fun,and her age.

The CD was actually pretty ok except for some random songs like SODA POP i mean the hell is that about?! but after that CD when i saw the change she was going through just to be a success i just stopped cause she was a publicity whore

i liked it in junior high, when she wore clothes.

I didn't mind this cd, it was very teeny bopper, She didn't sing good * thru her nose* But it all had good beats to dance to when your bored.

i can only listen to a few songs on this cd...ever wonder why? anyway....she was so cute back then what happened to her? who knows!

this has to be the worst cd i have ever heard....her songs sound like they are for 5 year olds..i mean soda pop, come on! lol shes awful.. how did this get her famous?

this CD kinda sucks! but in a way i like it better than all the others b/c in the videos shes coverd cuz the songs are more I don't know youngish i guess

this was the worst EVER who ever produced this should be shot!

this one was look at me i am all sweet and innocent with my little cute soda pop song

i LOVE LOVE LOVE this cd...hate the rest

She was a little more real then. And then she could sing and she wasn't a whore.

OK this was the ONE CD where she MAYBE had some potential on. She sang about NORMAL stuff like breaking up w/ guys for stupid reasons and then wanting to get back together, about liking a guy so much it's all you think about.....etc. Her outfits weren't TOO bad (could be better) but they were much much tamer compared to what she wears NOW ::shudders::

okay. not horrid, at least she looked semi innocent.

i just want to say... her seating position is funny. lol.

I have to say This album is her best because even though I always hated her, I like this album the most.....t was B4 she got really sluttier and super-fake......besides she'was pure Bubble gum POP!! hat is what she alwasy goign to be no matter how hard she tries to be ghetto.

Very childish CD. The songs are mostly all slow .. and boring. Plus .. suprise suprose ... NONE of them were written by her.

The only good songs from this album were "Baby one more time," and "Crazy" (remix version). Otherwise the album sucked.

 

Oops, I Did It Again...
I think it was probably her worst cd that she's released.

got the cd but soon after (a month or 2 later) I trashed it broke it in half. I lost respect from her and ew...the songs were so STUPID!

This is her best album, musically speaking. Which still isn't saying much. It has some strong points lyrically on it, but you can only cover up so much with studio editing. Her voice was naturally bad, and you can't deny that. And her image is getting worse.

This is where she became a slut..and pranced around like she was everything.

It was alright..nothing special..i only like Stronger and gave up on the other songs

its okay but the beginning of the songs are good but the last 5 songs reek!

this cd is ok..i almost bought it :( lol

actually, i sorta liked this cd. It was okay. And for once, she actually did some good songs.

this one was look at me i can be sweet and a hoe at the same time this one is all bout her image (which everything is) this one was more stupid because in between her songs she had people like talking pretending that she had friends

She began to get a lil racier on this one. "Oops!" she sung about playing w/ a guy's heart but not liking him --- ONLY SLUTS/PLAYERS do that!! And yet she says she is not a slut??? A lil ironic isn't it? The song "Lucky" was clearly about how she views her life. It's so obvious. About always being the best and always being on the top.

actually, i (don't kill me!) liked one ofd the songs on this cd (in about the 5th or 6th grade, lol). overall, stupid. especially that freakin dear diary song. aaack.

Crap, she is evolving into a whore.

A little more up beat album. ONE song written by her .. Dear Diary .. which is the WORST song on the CD .. not a shocker there. Few of the songs are pretty good.

Again, she only had one good song on this album, but thanks to Max Martin, and not her "song writing" abilities. I don't even know why anyone bought this album.

 


Britney
Honestly, I absolutely love this cd with an exception of a song or two. Even though it's still only pop it is a little edgier which I like.

lots on this one. K Selling her "sexy" image (her breasts which she probably needs to pay off the bills for so thats why she's always showing them) and I heard that mattress in the bckg is the same mattress as in *Nsync's gone. *Lame way to show your love for the boy* lol

Her worst album. She seemed to think that by using the word "Damn" she was all of the sudden a rebel. Which is ridiculous. And her image is completely disgusting.

Hmm..yeah.This just got even worse than Oops I did it again.

the only passible one so far, and not for her voice but for the good songs that she did not write

Yeah didn't like anything...she was trying to hard to prove that she's "not a girl and not yet a woman" and it made me sick. but overprotected wasn't tooo bad...her voice got a little annoying

every other song is good but now she is just a $l*t she used to be so innocent what happened? (who really cares?)

i never really heard much of this CD maybe because it was a flop but i think it was all i am a sex slave thing going on here

i think this was her best cd to date. it was the most fun to listen to, and almost all the songs were good.

This one is the worst so far. She is much much racier and much more exposed. She wears barely any clothing and dances like a stripper. She cannot sing and is selling her body to get to where she is right now. Her fourth CD I will be surprised if she is wearing ANYTHING on the cover

ugh. not worth a listen. plus the fact her whole image with this album is... ugh.

Finally she has reached being a 1O0% whore!

Some songs on her are co-written by her .. they are alright. To me this is Britney's best album. Very funky-ish .. but i hate that she re-made "I Love Rock and Roll" .. why ruin a classic ?

This is by far her worst album ever. Her vocals were horrible and the lyrics to the songs were so stupid. The only reason the album sold was because of her image.

 

Ex-boyfriends

Reg
they were both cute together but not as good as her and j.

She dumped him prolly cuz he wasn't famous, she needed a "new image" so she went for Justin!

I think this guy was probably really hurt by her. She got all of her fame and money and just left him in the dust because she thought she deserved better. The funny thing is though, he was probably the best she'll ever get, because he knew the Britney that was the REAL one. Before she was the "Pop Princess".

With Reg, i think it was more natural..before all the fame got to her head. She didn't seem like proving anything and she looked comfortable with her relationship unlike the rest of them she was in there with.

Yah see yah "FAME" changes people. He looks like a nice guy but as soon as justin came along, i believe that kid got dumped dead on his face. i just hope reg has moved on.

hes ugly I hoped he had a nice personality or shed be crazy to go out with him!!

this was her like first boyfriend like before she was famous...right?? but hes really ugly maybe he had money or something but then again it is Britney

i really hope his personality made up for the way he looks

She probably did f*ck him. I wouldn't be surprised. The thing is Fred went the wrong way about, babbling on his site about how sweet she is and all that bullshit. You like her? Fine but don't do things like that cause you'd get burned by that whore. And look what happened...

shes a whore if u ask me

All i really can say is 'woah!!' what would she see in him? i guess they looked alright, but eh!!! lol..

At least he is normal!

I actually feel sorry for him. He's been portrayed as this pitiful loser who can't move on. Everytime I've seen the guy on TV, he sounds so lost. He seems like the most normal of the guys Britney's been paired to, and not because he's not famous.

FINE!!

Hmm .. the only "average" guy she has dated. He is geeky looking ... sorry Reg =/

I think Reg was the start of what turned out to be a very bad love life. I personally think he's unattractive and I don't know what he saw in Britney.

 

Justin
Ha IM SO GLAD THERE BROKEN UP!! She played him so much and i hate to see my baby hurt! He doesnt need her! Hell no one needs her!!

a BAD idea ew...all my friends said u know how cute their kids would be n' I'm like EWWWWw NOOOOO but its a good thing they broke up...she prolly F'd some other guy and thats where Cry Me A River comes in.

I think it was real, but they made it out to be way more than what it was because of the image that they got. But I think Justin cared for Britney more than Britney cared for Justin. He seemed to be much more hurt when they broke up. She just kinda...shopped away her "hurt". He actually got it out in songs and vocalized his feelings.

honestly, most people are goin to comment on this. Ha.. But guess what? I honestly do think they dated IN THE BEGINNING.. than it just got worse and worse, and it became just for eye candy, and just for show. Kind of like.. an antique shop LOL. Some of the things are just there for show, and that's exactly what Justin + Britney were. Please, it's pathetic. If you've seen Love Chain: Britney and Justin.. you notice, they don't show nothing like..' behind the scenes' except that little thing with the paparazzi.. BUT OHHHH.. wait.. THATS on Camera too!

Probably the one person who was perfect for her, if you overlook their disgusting tendency to cling to each other everytime they were together, and the fact that Justin's incredibly talented musically. If only their relationship didn't seem so contrived. However, I do think that they'll ultimately end up together.

they were the cutest couple in the world.. as much as u might not like her..they were ADORABLE 2gether!

Britney and Justin were the best couple!

OK i thought this relationship was so sick. I mean they were every where. you couldn't pick up a magazine or turn on the TV without seeing her up his ass. It was sick and after a while I thought I was gonna kill someone. the whole pinky and stinky thing get a life. I think all her relationship's were blown up way to much but this one lasted to long and was the most annoying.

he was cute-she was not...Justin musta been smokin some trees or something....unless he's blind as a bat....lol

how could he stand her for so long? hes such a sweet good lookin guy...glad her dumped her ass. Lol

haha..another joke what a bunch of publisty hoes these two were together i mean my gosh matching outfits ..What real guy would do that if he wasn't getting laid

Justin's a good guy! and she's a whore. they should never get back together . . . he's too good for her

I'm glad they're finally over. She doesn't deserve him at all. He's too good for her. Justin's a cute guy and I hope he finds someone worth his time one day.

I'm sooooo over this shit! Everyone else should too! They broke up! Praise tha lord! People still are trippin' ova them gettin' back together! Let them be wtf they want! HOLLA AT CHA GURL!

i think justin was too good to brit. And i think she is way to slutty to be with him. lol anyway I hope they stay apart but who knows with them!

justin and britney... lmao... lol. .. what the hell can i say? i mean, i knew she was a slut, but for her to cheat on him.... that came as a surprise to me... I MUST ADMIT. that poor poor sissy.

ugh i hate him. *burns justin photo*

He's too good for her.

okay, dont get me wrong, but they look really nice together, but she seems more airhead, so i dunno why they dated and kept it hidden from the public for soo long and then kept denying it in the first place. to me i guess their whole relationship was a complete publicity stunt..

He is just a man whore who can't sing. She is even to good for him.

Justin is MINE!! jk I think that they are not a cute match. Britney looks too F*cked up un the a$$ too be wit him.

Justin Timberlake (to me) is the hottest man on the face of this planet. I have adored him since I was like 8 .. lol. Good thing he got rid of the tramp and is making room for me!

I can't say anything bad about Justin because I personally adore him, but I think he must have been hit over the head a couple thousand times. She didn't deserve him.

 

Colin
I think he's so sexy lol I'd try to get wit him too if I was here!

He seemed drunk. Knowing it. She probably offered him sex or "dirrty" brownies (dirrty meaning filled w/ drugs or something to knock'm out) and thats how it came upon. It's seems like something to get back at Justin for breaking up w/ her

Actually something that makes sense. He's a male slut, she's a female slut. They'd have been a perfect couple!

Purely sexual. That's all. It's not rocket science that Colin is a womanizer. And Britney knew that just like anyone else did, and didn't care. He wouldn't have been with her if she wasn't giving him anything.

I think she used him for a quickie =X

They are both dirtbags.

This was a pathetic show. Disgusting. You can see how much of a fame whore she is. *shakes head* What an idiot.

i don't even think he could count for a boyfriend, i think they just slept together a few times. personally, i think it's kind of trashy just having one night stands with random guys. I mean if she slept with justin who cares thats her boyfriend, but she dosen't need to be sleeping with everyone in hollywood.

Oh God. Don't get me started. I LOVE Colin Farrell, but the fact that he and Britney were seen together is PROOF that she's not as naive as she pretends to be. Colin's notorious for being a ladies' man, at least in the public eye. Thank God this was only a hookup, rather than a relationship.

dude colin farllel is sooo hott..what a lucky whore

Colin.. a publicity stunt...YES!!! did he get "some" still... YES! lol. Britney is not just your average whore.. she's a publicity whore as well. I think this relationship was nothing but a stunt... that and some (as we like to call it in Chattanooga) "BANG BANG - SKEET SKEET". lol.

ewwww they were an ugly couple....i think they look good together...thier both ugly as hell!!

haha ..oh dear God brit and colin what a joke .I think she just went with him for publicity cause she was on her "break" and no one was taking bout her so she like I'll go out with one of the hornyest stars out there

I think the whole britney/colin thing was ridiculous! I don't know why colin stooped so low to her level, I thought he was better than that. I love the man, I think he's great, but that whole making out w/ britney thing was a joke. I think she paid him to do that so people would continue to talk about her. and i dont think they were ever really together because a few days after that happened, it came out that colin's girlfriend was pregnant... so... I don't know what was going on there

colin is a player and I think he is just as fake and stupid as britney.... he's always just trying to be with different girls to get the bad boy image...

What a publicity stunt. Or at least, Colin Farrel or whatever tried to seduce her just to make himself look like the dude. I never even heard of him before this and now he's supposedly the ladie's man. I think Britney fell for it.

She's a hoe and he's a male version of her.

damn that boy is hot...he was probably just a fling but i cant say i blame her for takin the opportunity!

more power to them..PERFECT MATCH!! both are ugly and NARSTY!!!

Sooo hot ! He is a little slut though .. lolz .. but thats all right with me. I love this Irish man !

He's too hot her for...

This was just to make Justin jealous, but Colin already has a g/f who is having his baby! She cant find anyone and Justin has all sorts of girls. She wants to show off that she can get anyone, but she cant!

Colin wasn't even her boyfriend. He just used her for one night of dirty sex, I'm sure. And that just shows her values. He has been quoted as saying that he loves, "drinking, smoking, and casual sex." Hmmm, they must get along really really well.

 

Fred
I really think he could do better, I think ANY ONE could do better, but hey I'm a hater what can I say? She offered the man sex what else would she do? Of course and of course being a guy he accepted most likely and he took that as a hint of "i like u" and she prolly just wanted to show Justin that men wanted her and she was rejecting them so take her back.

Probably just a one night stand. Fred made a bigger deal of it than neccesary, but I think she did something with him that she just won't admit to.

When it comes to Britney Spears i think it all depends on the messege she is trying to send. Like when she kicked it with Fred Durst, she was basically telling everyone that she has a wild side to her and she can make her own decisions...same with when she dated Colin...she's trying to put her "bad girl" image out there..and it doesn't work well. I think her big deal with growing up and being a "woman" has gotten a little toooo overbearing.

HAHAHAHA. That's all I have to say about it. When Fred couldn't get the "ho" (Christina), he went after the "angel" (Britney). Not only did he "get" her, but he won't let her go, either. What is it about this chick that makes guys cling to her?

Ugh, Fred .... you are even to good for her!

First off,Gross! I think with her and fred is just saying how much of a slut she is.... I mean, For her to be with him for NOT a long time and him to say they had sex, thats so gross

fred is an asshole who gives a shit bout him...they belong together

lol, who the hell would want to go out with fred durst!

well, that didnt last very long now did it? what was it a week....britney needs to learn how to keep a man (cept no man wants her $k@nk @$$!!)

this has to be the funniest...i believe everythin he said bout her...shes a dirty slut. lol how is she gonna lie and say she does not even know him...come on now

she probly did do him I wouldn't doubt it she's a hoe and nasty like that so she would

that relationship was mostly just sex sex and sex look at the way he like has his shitt half way up! and shes prolly sitting on his "lap" its like they can't wait till they go at it again!

She was so embarressed about this one, she made a fool of herself and I think she really did hit on him and then she blew it. And he saw her for what she really is.

Haha, Fred is so sad. He tries to get any girl that has tits, but usually they're too good for him. In this case, I think Fred and Britney would make a good couple because of their low IQs and ability to ride off the talent of their makers.

Omg. i mean, i feel some sympathy for fred. i have the biggest feeling she's pulling the mariah carey on eminem card and acting like nothing went on. fred's group has sorta fallen apart and now he puts his d*ck on the line over some poptart diva and gets hit with the "i don't know you" card! POOR FREDDY!

Don't like him .. but i do like the fact that he spoke out on what a horrible person Brit is .. Go Fred !

HELLA NO!! not a good match..eww..Fred can do WWWWAAAAYYYY BETTER!!

Eww...she totally had "relations" with him and was too chicken to admit it because of her "precious" image. She has no back bone.

I think the whole "Fred and Britney" thing was the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Why can't she just admit that they fooled around for a week or two and move on?? Oh, that's right...She doesn't want to "hurt" her image. She should have thought about that a long time ago when she released her video for "Baby one more time." It all started then.

 

Crossroads

I would have absolutely loved this movie if they hadn't worked her music into it. That is the most annoying thing in the world. Why couldn't she have just acted and left the singing out of it? It totally ruined it for me, especially the end when she sings "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman." It's way too cheesy.

I never saw it :) And damn glad of it too

I didnt think Britney's acting was THAT bad in this movie, however it seemed like she just jumped on the first movie that gave her a starring role. I didnt enjoy the plot that much (it was very typical), but I dont know why so many people say its such a bad movie.

The movie was definitely cheesy. It has a lame plot and tried to include every issue they could (rape, sex, college, strict father, absent mother, etc). The acting was bad but the worst part was how "Lucy" - Miss Innocent, shred her clothes the million she got on stage. It didn't fit her character, it fit Britney.

I didn't see it and personally never want to. I refused to support that movie in any form or way so even when it hit dollar theaters my friend and I decided to sneak into another movie (it was sold out). she bought a ticket for crossroads cuz of course it wasn't but I refused to support that movie and found something else lol even tho I wasn't gonna see it. Still..I heard its stupid I heard its good but quite frankly I don't care. I heard Justin saw it with her at the premiere and he thought it was stupid.

I didn't even see it because I've heard how horrible she is in it, and I refuse to pay money to watch a movie that wasn't made because she has a passion for acting, but was made strictly for financial and promotional purposes.

Stupid Stupid Stupid. I cannot believe I sat through the whole movie without killing myself. I will say I have never laughed so hard from a movie that wasn't supposed to be that funny.

oh god.. that movie was terrible.. *is scared*

Let me sum it up in three words .. She Can't Act. ANYONE could do the job she did in the movie .. ask me to do it .. i will do it 10 times better. The only part of this movie i enjoyed were the bloopers at the end .. its the only time i laughed or showed some emotion other then boredom through the movie.

in 1 word...HORRiBLE. and even that is being too nice.

SUCKED.heh.

The movie sucked, plain and simple- it was really really stupid.

Damn.LOL . okay.Her acting was HORRIBLE.I mean what the hell?Im not a movie star [ yet =x ] and I can still act better than her!!! What the hell! Honestly...If they put someone else in that movie,that movie would of been so good.I mean,the storyline was so OBVIOUS.I mean,hey,if I were her mother,I'd leave her for some other guy and kids also O : )

Ok i found myself watching Crossroads on HBO and it was a waste of my time, her acting was ok, i mean it wasnt to the point where it looked forced but it was alright.eminem did a fantastic job on his first movie...but umm i don't like how her friends just made her the spotlight singer out of blue...her friend got scared so she gave her the mic and that's how she got that lovely solo...the whole thing was just boring..it could have been a better plot like...She goes on this long a** road trip to see her mom that lasts for about 3 good seconds and she's on her way again. Mandy Moore did a nice job in her movie. Maybe she will have another shot...maybe it should be a cameo tho.

i didnt watch it but i heard it sucked!!

I saw it and I thought It was the dumbest movie ever. She acted like such a dits and for the fact that she tried to be cool and swear it likes Oh Britney is though now she can SWEAR!!

this movie was just horrible...absolutely pathetic and britney cant act for shit

i think that movie was a joke. i'm very sad to say that yes, i did see it, and the only reason for that was to see what she was like as an actor. she cant act, the movie was sooo predictable from the very first shot, and i think the way they made her out to be the virgin good girl was a laugh! cause anyone who saw that knew she would need a lot of acting lessons just to pull that part off!! i feel bad for the other people who were in the movie, i hope it didn ruin there careers.

I can describe crossroads in one word: SUCKED!

I think it's a cute movie. I own it. She's not the best actress, and I don't think she should be in Die Hard four or whatever one it is she's rumored to be in. But she's also not that bad ... 'Crossroads' was a good movie for her because it was about music, friendship and stuff but like i said before, she's not that good at acting. I'm not making any sense.

gag me with a spoon. lol. that movie sucked.

It sucks. 2 words.

The movie itself wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, the actress sucked though!

lmao.. im sorry.. but if Justin Timberlake, the one who will "love her forever", said it was bad, it had to suck with a passion. I haven't seen it. I can't really comment. I don't enjoy movies with a stupid theme/plot/script.

Crossroads was an ok movie, but i wish she didn't sing in the movie or write songs...its not far from who she really is and i wish she would've picked a different role

Um it was funny to laugh at, I love Taryn and Zoe they are great actors. My fave scene was when that drunk guy was dancing with her. That guy (Brandon Henschel) IS HOTTTT!!! other than that, it sucked big time!

I never did see this movie because it was Britney's movie, and I wouldn't give her the satisfaction. Plus, once again, it seemed like it was typical Britney trying too hard. Sad story for her.

She is a horrible actress. The plot to this movie was terrible. The only reason it made a little money is because people went to see it just to see how bad of an actor she really is. People should've been paid to go see her movie.

 

Music Videos


My least favorite has always been Dont Let Me Be The Last To Know. Seeing it made me want to stab my eyes out with a screwdriver. BUT, I have to say, I didn't dislike Overprotected too much. I'll give her that. I liked that song too.

I LOVED "Baby One More Time" when it first came out. I memorized the choreography and everything. I still like the video... :x I liked "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart," because I thought she looked gorgeous in that video. I liked "Stronger" for its choreography, and "Lucky" gets stuck in my head for days after I hear it once. Her other videos I'm not as fanatic about....

Oops was probably by far my favorite video that she's made. I love the dancing and scenery in it. I think it's way cool. I haven't seen any after that one though. She started to disgust me after that.

i've always really liked stronger for some odd reason, and I like over becuase of her outfit, i really hated lucky, she shouldn't complain, she

1) one was kinda too kiddish.., but cute I guess
2) liked the song... sorry
3) crazy liked the movie not the music video it was kinda dumb, she was starting to get into that "look"
4) no comment
5) Cute I guess
6) GAG ME! really corny! and WORST OUTFIT EVER
7) The song is really sad...music vid...eh..she tries to flatter herself and make people feel bad for her.
8) ::cough:: STUPID ::cough:: hated this vid. its SOOOOOO LAME

1) I heard JT was supposed to be in that w/ her but she wanted to be all over another guy so she told JT that her director wouldn't allow it but ya know rumors it was where she was getting bad
2) UGH hated this! :( absolutely just WRONG....and disguisting!
3) duh...if she's not a girl not yet a women is she a male?
4) I loved What's Goin' on..., but if Brit wasn't in it it'd be better, but I luved it all celebs comin' together
5) never knew of it/ saw it
6)... didn't know of
7) didn't know of can u tell I got out of the loom of "britney spears is the best" phase a LONG time ago? lol
8) oh man...stupidest thing w/ Mike Meyers...DUMB ...but it does show her true self for once right?

i liked: dlmbtlta, ftbofbh and sometimes.. i think they were the best and btmyh

I love the videos from her first album. She was "sweet and Innocent" everybody liked her for that fakeness.

I think one of the worst videos she ever had was ftbombh. It was soooo boring and dragged on!

The worst Britney video is "Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know" ... so dull and boring and trashy. Her on the beach with a bra on, with this dude and them making out .. that has to be the WORST video. I can't even sit and watch the whole thing it sucks so bad. I like her video for "Lucky" .. i thought that it was much better then all her other videos. It went more into the song .. then most of her other videos which are just her dancing and shaking her butt with no clothes on. This video actually tried to portray a story behind the song.

I havent seen basically non of her videos since "stronger"! i saw a little "dont let me be the last to know" but thats it. she had gotten to gross for me at that point. i must say, i've done a pretty good job avoiding her. :::claps::: .. WHY HASNT SHE GONE AWAY YET!?!?!!!!??! when will this crap end!?!

"Boys" was the trashiest video I've ever seen. I'm sorry, but she whines about guys treating girls like nothing more than dirt on their shoe, but yet in almost all of her songs, she talks about just physical attraction or infatuation with no emotional attachment or commitment. That's not what young girls who look up to her need to be thinking about. They need to realize that we can't push guys around like that just the way that they can't push us around. It's a two way street.

I hate hate hate hate hate hate Boys. That is so stupid and she looks so slutty in that video. I actually like Baby One More Time, Crazy, and all the ones from her first cd. I liked her then.

Yeah i can't stand Lucky, don't let me be the last to know, oops i did it again...i meanm seriously..what the hell was up with the space guy...that was the most randomist thing i have seen. I actually like Stronger, she was actually pretty in it and i liked her black dress, from the bottom of my broken heart was also pretty ok...nothin that is annoying...she had some pretty stupid video...maybe since her current songs suck she will have good videos...is that possible!?

bomt was cool when i was in junior high. she didn't wear too much make-up then. bottom of my broken heart was real slutty. slave for you was a porn and i'm having flashbacks...help!

i like the video for crazy. that's about it. lol. the rest are just bad bad BAD

I don't like a lot of her videos, but of the ones that are ok, Lucky is the best. I like the story plot in the video. I'm a slave for you would probably have to be the one I don't like the most. She just looks so nasty and dirty in the video.

i did actually like a few of her videos cause when the songs first came up i was into the whole pop thing i liked sometimes and crazy and lucky. i hated slave and oops.. i did it again

I'd just like to comment that "Sometimes" was the most horrible song she ever did. It's just so blah. As the worst video, probably "oops" that was just weird and then all of the other one's were horribly slutty. I actually like the song Lucky and the video was okay too so I would say that is her best.

I <33 born to make u happy.. it's such a cute song and she looks adorable in it..i hate oops the most bc its the stupidest song ever sang it and the person who wrote it should be kicked in the head

I liked the crazy video, The whole " on roller blades, pigtails" kinda idea was cute.

i actually liked a few of her videos: Boys, Sometimes, From the bottom of my broken heart were good. Oops i did it again and Lucky were dumb.

Like-bomt, boys remix
hate- any ones i didn't name
i cant stand dlmbtltk!! the song sucks and she half naked on a beach makin out wit some guy!!! (i feel sorry for the guy)

i only like stronger and crazy...they weren't too raunchy and they r good songs...now she is jus all slutty in the videos.

The only video I really liked was "From the Bottom of my broken heart" because it was the most modest one... all the others were so... I dunno...fake. But then again, she is fake so that sorta explains everything, right? Right. Plus, she tries to hard.

I liked What's Going On the best out of all her videos because it showed her the least!

the worst one was probably oops that outfit was sooooo ugly i mean what the heck was she thinking and the crazy video had a stupid point to it baby..was all bout sex being sold to 50 year old men. i actually like btmyh and fbobh i don't know why and I am ashamed to say i id lucky was really stupid .Dlmbtltk was really stpis on the beach and make out and laying in trees. Nag nyaw was really stupid too case she looks like she wanted to commit suicide on the rocks cause she was nag nyaw. over was really stupid just her in some short skirt and dancing. ilrar never saw it. Boys was really stupid too. Did she ever have a good video oh yea.. NO

i would like to say the one video i liked the most from britney was Baby One More Time. she was so much more innocent looking and she wasnt trying so hard to get sexy like she does now. and i just totally hated the rest she ever did. she's tries too hard

I disliked "dont let me be the last to know" the only video I do like that Britney was in was probably "whats going on" but not because of her.

I love the Baby One More Time and Stronger song and video SOOOOO MUCH!!!!

i think britneys worst video had to be oops i did it again..the red cat suit made me sick! but her best had to be i love rock and roll..she should have released it in the states.

 

Fashion

Out and About
Any time she ever says "I only dress like a slut on stage," again, I'm going to kick her ass. Please. Her boobs are sticking out of the bottom of that one wifebeater. And she wears clothes that I'd never dream of walking around in. A shirt that says "Fuck You" on the back would certainly offend someone. Or make them take pictures of you, which is probably the only reason she wore it.

that smoking has really gotten her BAD i dunno I think she goes out and about too much just so tabloids will see her so people know just cuz she's on her break doesn't mean she's not around cuz when all these other stars are on their break they aren't seen NEARLY as much. Which is why I think she's a tabloid seeker

She never seems to wear a bra in public, what is up with that!? She even dresses really tacky when not in the limelight. Occasionally part of her outfit will be kind of cute (like a hat or shirt) but there is always something else she is wearing that kills the cute effect (like- no bra, really really low pants) I just don't understand it.

I just think that Britney needs to learn moderation. I think she has a great body, but she shows off way too much. I wish she'd remember that cowboy boots don't go with everything.

She has the worst taste in clothes. Nobody can help her. She either exposes to much of herself or looks like a total slob. Either way, all of her outfits are nasty.

britney.. do us all a favor and KEEP THE MAKE-UP ON PLEASE!!! U make my stomach hurt . eww ... her hair.. her face... ill. her skin looks horrible! and old... and is red. and she's.. UGLY!!

wear a bra..and less tanning,and stop SMOKING.

She might say that she doesn't want any attention on her when she goes out but from the obvious pictures, it's too far far from the truth. She's an attention whore and in reality she needs to stop.

{sing to theme of "Boys"}
BOOBS
Sometimes a girl just shows off
BOOBS
Floppin to the ground
BOOBS
No bra to contain them
B-B-B-BOOBS
Swingin' all around...

That about sums up her..err..clothes

she definitely can't dress herself. if she's not looking trashy or flashy she just looks like shit.

Most of her clothes are ok but when she tryed to go for the unique things she winds up looking like S***.

Britney "out and about" is so ugly! First off,she looks so ugly and old, and she makes the most HORRIBLE facial expressions.

She looks like a whore all the damn time and thats all there is to it

Most of her out and about clothes are really skimpy. It's funny when she wears those kinds of skimpy clothes on stage she says " I just like to dress up and just have fun " but yet when she is out and about she also wears the same things .. Sometimes her outfits are cute .. other times i wonder if she got dressed with her eyes closed.

eww eww eww eww eww eww (catch my drift?)

Ew. She needs to put more clothing on. Nuff said.

shes so sleazy when she goes out ...she obviously knows there are camras out there waitin to get a shot of her....and she all acts like she dun care....she looks dirty..ugh

slutty outfits

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!!!

She claims she has "natural" beauty and she doesn't wear a lot of make-up, but she looks gross...like a 40 year old that spent too much time smoking in the sun..when she's not on stage or during a photo shoot. Plus she wear scraps of clothes...most of what she wears I wouldn't called "clothes."

i think its only like, very public (tv, concerts, etc) type things that she dresses alittle slutty. otherwise, i think that her clothes are fine!!! what's the problem with walking around a bigger shopping type town in a belly shirt and sweats or something?!

I think Britney looks okay when she is out and about... without make up she just looks like lamost every other girl without make up

NOO SHE AIN"T GOT NO FASHION SENSE!!

Um.......................LMAO LMAO no comment!

 

Concert
which makes her a slut...ew...tummy baring...cleavage showing... upper thighs shown. the whole nine. Its pretty gross.

Again, she has to sell her body, because otherwise no one would want to come to her concerts when they can hear the exact same thing on their CD's at home, since she's lip synching.

For someone so famous and rich, you think she could afford at least a little fashion sense. What a freak! She's ugly and so are her outfits! Try dressing in what's in style, not what was in style 10 years ago or actually never at all!

Most of them are ugly..and have her fake boobs popping out.

i cant believe i watched that thing!! but i dunno what she was thinking when she put on the muti collored shirt thing......ugh its terrible looking!!

yea the clothes make the person.... ugly, sleazy and skanky

Eck- I saw her in concert shortly after her "Oops I did it again" CD was released. Her clothes were terrible- all flashy, tight, and just plain ugly. She didn't sing, at all, you could tell she was lipsynching, it was just a really stupid concert, with a bunch of screaming 9 year olds. Her clothes her just weird, from a HUGE kimono (spelling?) to a short, sailor's dress.

SLUT SLUT SLUT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY. its like instead of singing for the crowd she gives them a strip tease or and exotic dance or something

I actually love most of her stage outfits...they are for a show!!!

if the clothes make the person... britney's almost an alien... yanno, with so little clothing (don't even start me on talent)...

HELL NO!!

Well it is just for entertainment purposes, but she abuses the privilege. I mean you cant' be too slutty in front of lil girls and old nasty men.

Her concert outfits .. ( if you can even call them outfits ) are just all ugly ! It pains me to look at them .. and she is the one wearing them so i can't imagine what torture she is going through.

 

Appearances
Like any celebrity, she wears some really really cute clothes, and she had her really really awful moments.

what known for being the worst dressed? her clothes either make her look like a dummy (as in doll) or a male or some victoria secret wannabe model or the clothes look like they've gone thru the garbage disposal

Britney is known for what she wears because if she didn't sell her body, she would have nothing more to sell. She would fade from the fame scene and everyone would laugh at her and forget why she was even famous to begin with.

I'm pretty 50/50 with Britney's appearances. She has the ability to wow me with a dress, but then she'll look horrible at her next 10 appearances. She needs to fire her stylist. There's a difference between cutting edge fashion and fashion faux pas.

Keep the trash and sleaze for the bedroom please; no one wants to see that shit out and about.

if she combined all her awards dresses/outfits, it wouldn't even make a normal sized, fully covered shirt and pants. yeah, there isn't enough area of fabric.

Whenever britney is wearing something for a show, its all about her boobs, and its all fake!

i hate to say this but they look nasty the 2nd one looks uncomfortable (cuz of the lace) but i gotta give her props (not!) the girl does know how to dress like a $k@nk and a Wh*re and she also know how to fake a smile...

ok first dress not bad.2nd one that dress wasn't even suppose to be that short but you know her miss sex kitten.3rd one i really can't see much of it but if it covers her up its fine.4th this was the worst outfit ever it was soooo ugly she looks like a big ugly orange .And the 5th not bad if ur like going to a club or something but not to the awards.6th SOOOOO ugly miss domantrix it was so sick why would u wear that ??WHY??and last one she looks like a duck

that orange oufit with the hat is so something that pamela anderson would wear...

Her clothes are always so slutty! People wouldn't talk so mean about her if she covered her fake boobs up occasionally! I wish someone would give that girl better fashion sense.

*gag* Britney always seems to wear the UGLIEST and sleaziest outfits to awards ceremonies, or any other public affair. The style is always really tacky, or its a take off on someone else's style. It would be better for her if she just wore jeans and a tank top-lol.

i just want to say that the orange cheetah suit, with the feather and balloon-like boobs is MY PERSONAL PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE britney outfit.

CAN WE SAY "BRA?" I swear those things are soooo F-A-K-E!!

I have seen about 2 award outfits that i have liked on Britney and that's it . Almost all of her outfits are see through , you can see her boobs and are just plain trashy. An award show is designed for people to look more sophiscated yet Britney thinks it's time to dress like a hooker ...

 

Anything Else

I just have to say that I absolutely love that Pepsi Twist commercial where Mike Myer's decks her in the face and then continues to pull her hair and stuff. I wish they still played it. I get a kick out of it every time.

I didn't send you any pictures, because I don't have any saved on my computer. My parents would find them and be like "Why do you have porn saved on the computer?!" Just thought I'd let you know. :)

 

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HMM, I WONDER...

What went wrong with her over the years?

Britney claims she is not a slut, whore, etc yet one of her songs is about playing with a guy's heart and not being interested him... only sluts/players do that... So is she lying? or Not?

I wonder what she is really like...because at times I can look at her and be like she's not that bad and ya know, she looks pretty....then I can see her and be like she's gross, why is she famous, why is she so stupid!!! I would like to meet her and hang out with her for a day and see what she is really like. lol

I just really wonder how Britney can wake up in the morning and feel comfortable being herself-she's a liar, she's completely fake, and a terrible influence. I wish she would just admit to all the things everyone knows she is or has done (boob job, smoking, the whole virginity issue), then maybe she wouldn't bother me as much as she does. She just has no respect for herself. It's sad.

Why the heck has the slut been so successful?

Why is she soo clueless???

I sometimes wonder if she really does enjoy how much a machine she's become. Hell even Justin commented on how he disliked her image. She has to either be a really great actress or just that cold. She's had so many things happen to her during all these years she's been out. Does she ever voice an opinion? Does she ever try to sing about them? No.

I just wonder about her.

Are her boobs actually real? *Ponder* I think we all know the answer to that one, though.

Britney said once she was her own unique person and made decisions based on her beliefs, morals and values she had......but yet she says she started smoking b/c everyone in the studio was doing it....and she was surrounded by it so much she just gave in. But does someone w/ morals and values just give in to something so wrong ?

How did she really become a singer? Honestly . . .

Does she use birth control? Condom? Either?

Has she ever been pregnant? If so, has she had an abortion?

Why is she still here? Not for the music that's for damn sure because isn't mindless boobly (and yes I mean boobly) crap. This girl should have been over two albums ago. Her body needs to stop being adored and worshipped. This girl holds no real awards (i.e. Grammy) hell not even acknowledgement for her "singing" from anyone even third rate. So again I ask what is it with her that keeps her here? This bitch just won't go away. It's like she reopens a wound every time her album comes out. I'm tired of her. She needs to go away.

How does she stay so disgustingly skinny? Is she anorexic? Bulimic? Both?

Is she that whiney around her family and friends or is it just in the public eye?

And another mystery of Britney: Does a person who says they have morals and values blame someone else for their own faults? She says she has morals and values, but yet she blames her smoking on the people in the studio. Wouldn't it have been so much easier to demand that everyone smoke outside and not around her than to start that horrible life-threatening habit herself ? She says she's got a good head on her shoulders, but someone w/ a good head on their shoulders does not give in to "peer pressure" just because it's easier than arguing.

I wonder if she actually thinks she's that pretty...

I wonder if her boobs are fake or real…

I wonder how many people she has slept with…

She seems to think of herself as a moralistic person who stands by what she believes in, yet she so easily craves into peer pressure? Either her morals are screwed up or she's pretending to be some strong independent woman when she's really just a little girl who wants everyone to like her.
Everything Britney says is part of her "I'm just the girl next door" role while the way she actually acts is the "I'm easy" role. I don't know how she can look at herself in the mirror - does she even know who she is?!

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PICTURE WORDS

[ SHE'S ACTUALLY COVERED - SURPRISE! ]







[ BAD HAIR & BAD MAKE-UP - AHHHHH ]







[ MAKE ME LAUGH - AT BRITNEY!! HAHAHA ]







 

[ LEAST FAVE OUTFIT / PICTURE - UGH ]






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REMEMBER WHEN...

... Britney claimed she and Justin were "just friends" and like "brother and sister" ?

... The video for "Baby One More Time" was considered "risque?"

... Britney was caught smoking for the first time and claimed she was, "holding it for a friend"?

... Britney claimed numerous times she was a virgin?

... Britney only lip-synched a couple songs in concert?

... Britney was caught smoking for the first time and claimed she was, "holding it for a friend"?

... Britney claimed numerous times she was a virgin?

... Britney only lip-synched a couple songs in concert instead of the whole show?

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QUOTE ME


"I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!"


"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."


"I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters."


"I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old."


"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."


"It was this really bizarre video idea, this animated Power Ranger-y thing. I said, 'This is not right. If you want me to reach four-year-olds, then OK!"


"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person."


"I want to be an artist that everyone can relate to, that's young, happy and fun."


"I wish my hair was thicker..."


"...and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly."


"I wish my ears were smaller...


"...And my nose could be smaller too."


"I'm not gonna get a tattoo."


"I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble."


"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?"


"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."


"Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm naughty."


"I've even come to accept that [kissing and love scenes] are part of what we do. It's just acting."


"I don't want to be a role-model for anyone! Maybe for my little sister, but then I would have to stop wearing all of my clothes that I wear, and have to totaly not be what I want to be and act more sophisticated, and not have fun!"


"It's really eerie for me to look at my little sister because she reminds me so much of me when I was younger."


"I get all this mail from little girls telling me to stay away from their Justin, and I'm like go ahead, take him, don't want him!"


"I think it is really silly for people to try and be sexy and fake, I am sexy because I am natural, I don't wear a lot of make up and I am real I think people who try too hard to be sexy are not sexy they are just fake."


"Yes I am a virgin and I do want to try to have sex until I'm married."

"I never said I was a virgin, I said people should wait till after marriage to have sex, but I didn't mean that for myself, I was sitting in a room full of 12 yr old girls, what was I supposed to say?"


"The first day of making the video for 'Oops!..I Did It Again' was fine. I had a red vinyl catsuit on and it make me look completely flat so I had to wear those fake boobs. But then they started falling down and I was so humiliated! We ended up having to sew them in."


"I have very high morals. I don't believe in sex before marriage. I don't believe in drugs or even smoking. I believe in God."

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PAY DAY

Chloe jumpsuit $3000

Dassault Falcon 2000 (used for coffee runs) - $5000 per hour

Dog trainer Howard Rodriguez - $30,000 for trained German Shepherd

Dolce and Gabbana dress - $7,300

Jimmy Choo shoes - $600

Lana Marks handbags - $5000 a bag

Oliver Peoples sunglasses - $400

Personal Diamond micro-dermabrasion sessions with Sonya Dakar - $1000 for 6 treatments

Personal trainer Bobby Strong -$7500 per week

Versace dress - $23,000

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ANYTHING
(submitted by various members)

I didn't send you any pictures, because I don't have any saved on my computer. My parents would find them and be like "Why do you have porn saved on the computer?!" Just thought I'd let you know. ;)


I just have to say that I absolutely love that Pepsi Twist commercial where Mike Myer's decks her in the face and then continues to pull her hair and stuff. I wish they still played it. I get a kick out of it every time.


...her boobs went from flat in the first pic to that in the second pic at the same photo shoot?!?! I sure hope she doesn't claim they are natural!


just some candid shots to show what she really looks like...



Britney Spears 'Like A Virgin' Barbie Doll?


Titled, "Before Surgery"

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