Who are we? The G.C.K. are a group of exceptional Xbox Live players committed to beating all those bloody annoying clans that you see all over the place. Now, you may say that because we always play with the same team, have silly letters after our gamertags and play against clans whenever we can, we're actually technically a clan ourselves. Well, you'd be wrong... VERY wrong!!

The plan is simple: Compile a list of clans and systematically beat them all.

The Founding Members:

The leader of our clan (it's not a clan though, eh). Sniper was created by Microsoft as a peripheral for XBox Live. They say the headset has been grafted into his skull. Rumour has it, his girlfriend once removed the communicator with an angle grinder while he slept. Sniper was then unable to communicate until it grew back two days later. Microsoft later replaced Snipers original voice with that of popular Radio1 DJ Chris Moyles in an attempt to boost Live sales.

You know you're playing with Sniper when the entire opposing team is eliminated before you've even started.

Foxache... a born traitor. Never turns down an opportunity to join a pitiously weak enemy team for a chance to kill and teabag his mates. He is also famed for winning the World Swearing Championships in a tense final against Eminem and Joe Pesci. Having once read some of Bravo Two Zero, Fox is the tactical advisor to the team. His ambition is to use all the cool SAS phrases he learnt from Andy McNab.

You know you're playing with Fox when you hear... 'Sniper, Red... I've got your 6. CONTACT!! TAKING FIRE!! Ah b*ll*cks, the f**ckin' b*ast*rd f'kin shot me in the f'kin head again!!'

Ah, the mysterious Tony Sailor. No-one knows his real name. He had to think long and hard while choosing a gamertag. His chosen moniker pays homage to his hero, the tiger from the Frosties advert. The 'Sailor' part is anyones guess. Tony is the quiet one of the team, in fact, he's the quietly sneak up and carve you up like kebab meat with his knife when you aint lookin member of the team.

You know you're playing with Tony when you hear... 'I'll be back on at 10, my girlfriend wants to watch TV.'

Reddevils' past is a closely guarded secret. My sources tell me he was a U.S Marine back in World War II. Seperated from his platoon during Market Garden, Red avoided capture by disguising himself as one of the Dutch locals (er... clogs, probably... and maybe an 'I Love Holland' baseball cap). After years of living in fear and mentally scarred from the horror of war, Red now actually believes himself to be Dutch. He re-lives the war again and again playing Wolfenstein and takes tactical advice from his dog, Smokey.

You know you're playing with Reddevil when you hear... '*woof, bark, woof* FREAKIN' MANIAC!!!! *bark, woof, grrrrrr* Shut up, Smokey! FREAKIN' DOG!! Seriously, I'm Dutch!'

 

*note* Foxache is the only anti-clan member to be able to write webpages (yeah, it's me!) therefore, everyone agrees wholeheartedly that Fox is indeed unbeatable at Halo.

 

 

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