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You know what's so much fun? Whenever you're done getting the peanut butter out of the jar with the knife, and then you stab the knife back into the peanut butter? That is so fun!!
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I love that song, "Accidentally In Love" by Counting Crows. Most songs skirt around the idea of being in love, but they just come right out and chant it!! "I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love..."
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You know how you can tell when an actor isn't very good? In all their roles, a bad actor has one expression he always uses. Examples (I apologize for all people I offend except orlando-lovers): Dominic Monaghan: juts his jaw to the side / Rupert Grint: scrunches his eyebrows and purses his lips / orlando bloom : scrunches eyebrows in the middle, mouth slightly open /
The flipside: good actors completely vary their expressions depending on their character. That's why I love Johnny Depp so much, he gives his characters traits without using his own. Like in Pirates of the Caribbean, he sorta pulled back and squinted his eyes so Jack looked suspicious of something. In Edward Scissorhands (weirdest movie ever), he held his hands awkwardly so it looked like he wasn't comfortable being human. And so on.
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Incomplete. Sentences. Rock.
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"Pirates of the Caribbean" has got to be the most plot-complex movies of all time. There's tons of tiny, itsy-bitsy, bite-sized things and if they hadn't happened, the story would have gone a completely different way. Example: After Elizabeth had been kidnapped and Will was whining that they had to go save her, the comic-relief soldiers piped up that Jack Sparrow had mentioned the Black Pearl. So Will went to find Jack, they made a deal, and you know the rest. Just think if those soldiers had been on a lunch break or something.
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I agree with Ella: "YES!! I believe in the power of cheese! I also think we should respect cheese's rights. No more artificial cheese! It hurts cheese's feelings. And grated cheese??? CHEESE TORTURE!!" Amen to that, sistah.
One addition: To all you photographers out there, you are INFRINGING on cheese's RIGHTS!! You should have to pay a royalty or something for every time you make someone say "cheese!" ...........Yah!!!!
Cheese. Is. Life. I love cheese and cheese loves me and we love each other and CHEESE!!!!
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Did you know that when orlando first auditioned for Lord of the Rings, he didn't audition for Legolas. He auditioned for ............ I can barely type it.........................wait for it.....
FARAMIR.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I am so glad he didn't play Faramir. He is so not worthy of that role. He's not a good enough actor for it either. Hate to break it to you, orli, but Faramir has more than three facial expressions. Sorry.
