None, they're quite happy living in the shadows.
Why does the river Mersey run through liverpool?
Because if it walked it would get mugged.
How can you tell ET is a Celtic fan?
Because he looks like one.
Apparently when Harry Redknapp was West Ham boss he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined saying they'd rather go to Blackpool to see what it's like to ride in an open top bus.
How do you make an Everton fan run?
Build a job centre.
An Arsenal fan goes to the doctor to find out what's wrong with him.
"your problem is your fat" says the doctor
"i'd like a second opinion" says the goon
"OK, your fucking ugly too" replies the doctor.
What's the difference between a Northern Water lorry and Alan Shearer's school teacher?
one's a water tanker the other taught a wanker.
What's the difference between a Scotland fan and a coconut?
you can get a drink out of a coconut.
What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
The accused.
Why do gooners smell?
so the blind can hate them too.
What do you call a dead Arsenal fan in a closet?
last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Its with great sadness that i report Upton park was broken into last night. The entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Police are believed to be looking for a man with a claret and blue carpet.
What do you call 2 Chelsea fans going over a cliff in a green Renault Espace?
A complete waste of space. You could of squeezed 8 of them into one of those.
I'm glad to report that the new claret and blue Oxo cube will be introduced early next year.
It's will be called the 'laughing stock'
What do you call a Rangers fan in europe after christmas?
A tourist.
