EK AADMI KA WAJAN BAHUT HO GAYA THA

TO USKE EK DOST NE USHE SALAHA DE KE 

ROZ SUBHA UTH KAR GHODE PAR SHAIR KIYA KORO

US AADMI NE LAGATAR 2-MAHINE TAK SHAIR KI

TO 10 KILO WAJAN GHAT GAYA, LeKIN US AADMI KA NAHIN, GHODE KA.

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EK DIN SCHOOL MAIN EK HISTORY KA TEACHER

MATHEMATICS TEACHING DE RAHA THA

TO TEACHER NE STUDENTS KO SAWAL PUCHNA SURU KIYA

TEACHER: EK SAWAL KA JAWAB DO

EK BUS MAIN 25 PASSENGERS SAFAR KAR RAHE THE

EK BUS STOP PE 10 PASSENGER UTAR GAYE

AGLA STATION PAR 15 PASSENGER CHAD GAYE

PHER EK STOP PE 5 PASSENGER UTTAR GAYE

AAKHIR STATION PAR 15 PASSENGER CHADE 

TEACHER: TO MERA UMAR KYA HAI

sTUDENT: SIR AAP KA UMAR 40 SAAL HAI

TEACHER: BATAWA KAISE MERA UMAR 40 SAAL HAI

STUDENT: SIR HAMARI GAON MAIN EK 80 SAAL KA PAGAL THA

WOH BHI AISE SAWAL PUCHTA HAI

LEKIN AAP BUDHE TO NAHIN HAI

AAP ARDHA PAGAL HAI

ISI LIYA AAP KA UMAR 40 SAAL HAI.