QUOTES.
It is impossible to live in a world without funny things being said at hillarious times. The Middle Finger would like to take this opportunity to share some of our personal ones with you.
"If I wasn't good on the guitar, I'd probably sell you it" - Joe.
Joe said this to James just before he was moving. It was his way of saying he'd do what ever James wanted if he didn't have his own mind.

"We're like Rage, just crapper"
- Joe.
Joe was always an expert at similies.

"Xplosive"
- Jacob.
A great word to sound like a wigger.

"If we play in that christian concert, we might have to change our name.      How about loving cirlce of friendship?"
- James.
Obviously, we were asked to play at a christian concert. We couldn't really do it with the name we possess.

"Lets play that Ronan Keating song, you say it best"
- Peter.
One reason why Peters time with us was so short.

"Shower time"
- Greg.
It sounds funny when you whisper it.

"So sorry, it's over."
- Jared.
When ever you begin to play any punk song, Jared will break out with these Blink lyrics.

"Nah, just kidding"
- Jared.
Jared has a great way of getting out of being bummed out.

"We could just walk along, and I'll jump into someones backyard and nick   stuff."
- Joe.
We were discussing Joes character for when we make our movie.

"Ff ff ff ff Frank May freestyler."
- D.j. Wiggy.
Sorry Frank, but you do have a stutter and it was just so funny at the time.

"Little boy, you smell... nice!" - Joe. >
This joke goes way back.

"PO-HE-HE" - Joe.
When performed right, you sound
like a fat Mauri.

"Don't touch my bread" - Kelly Iopa.
Kelly is from a third world country.
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