| The Happy Pet Corner--Personals |
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| Name: Frank Sanders Bo Jackson Pat Dye Culver Likes: People food, roadtrips, having my ears rubbed, the people bed, jumping up on new people, hanging in the Man Room with my daddy, cold floors to lay on Dislikes: When I can't find my leash, sharing people food with others, fireworks, hot air balloons (that is just weird, man!), belly slaps, Bammers Hobbies: Jumping through screen doors, chasing the tennis ball, playing "Can You Get This Bone I Have in My Mouth?", resting with one foot out behind me (very comfy) Best Friend: Stella Trashdog Favorite Book: Anything about Auburn football. Sexiest Feature: Long pink tongue, strong legs, nice fur Looking for: A she-dog that won't mind me not sharing my people food Favorite Quote: "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"--Anonymous (Ha Ha. See, I'm also very funny.) Contact me: [email protected] |
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| Name: Stella Barksleigh Trashdog Likes: Well, making trash is the main thing I concentrate on. It's my calling. I see something on the grass or in the people house and my instinct says, "Stella Trashdog, make some trash." But other things I like include getting my belly rubbed, licking people until they shove me away in feigned disgust, greeting everyone I meet with a smile...and so on. Dislikes: Being told not to make trash, getting yelled at by the man person, running too fast with the leash on (the yank factor), my problem with peeing when overly excited Hobbies: Going on walks with the she-person, chasing the yellow ball, taking the bone away from Frank, resting in wicker chair or on beanbag Best Friend: Frank Favorite Book: Waste and Want: A Social History of Trash by Susan Strasser Sexiest Feature: Soulful, searching eyes, soft pink tongue (told it feels like velvet) Most Embarrassing Moment: Pretty much whenever someone asks what breed I am. I'm a trashdog, people!!! Looking for: Someone who shares my trash making abilities, who doesn't mind making trash alllllllll nighttttttttt long......... Favorite Quote: "One person's trash is another person's treasure." Contact me: [email protected] |
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| Your Guide to the Pet Personals: Frank--this page Stella--this page Reggie Theo Rebel Lily Chopper (Under construction) |
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| All dressed up like Demarco McNeil |
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