| Name:Marquette Greywood II but I go by the name "Rebel" Location: Decatur, Alabama Dislikes: Leashes. Please. I expect to be carried. Thank you. People who point at me. This curdles my blood. Please do not point at me. I will disappear under the couch and will stay there until you leave. Also, I hate sudden noises. If you think it's cute to bang a spoon against the plate while I'm eating, you're on my list. Likes: Kibbles and Bits, ice cream, and treats Sexiest Features: I believe that my shiny nose does a lot for me, as does my 1985-esque permy "do." Hobbies: Include going outside even when I don't need to "run run" (what the humans call urinating) because when I come back in, I get a treat. Every time! I enjoy going through drive throughs--especially Dairy Queen. The DQ has a picture of me with a complimentary ice cream cone. I check to make sure it's still up every time my Human Mother takes me through. Tricks/Special Skills: I can do many, many tricks. I can dance, back up, roll over, speak (boy, do I speak!), beg, and many others. Most embarrassing moment: When my cousin Frank came over to visit and I found myself sprayed with his urine. He evidently thought I was a tree or bush. The nerve. Favorite Quote: "I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are members of some weird religious cult."--Rita Rudner Favorite Book: Get back to you on that. Looking for: Another poodle who understands what it's like to be a poodle and who can handle my attitude. I can get a bit possessive sometimes, so you need to know that. Contact: [email protected] |
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| Showing off my begging skills. |
| Just an old dog looking for a new trick. Are you that trick? |