20 Things you have to do to be attractive to women online.
1. Have a job, it doesn't matter what it is but women aren't interested in men with no money. You don't have to be loaded just have something. If you job is stupid then like Walmart employee the you have four options. A. get a new job. B. Get a volunteer job helping the community. C. Start your own business (I like this one the best) D. Lie your ass off, (if you work at Walmart you don't tell them you work at Walmart as the sporting goods clerk, you tell them you work undercover security for Walmart or make something up they can't check on that you have knowledge about.
2. Get a friend to get a few picture either digital or 35mm and have them scanned and put on your home page. Don't use pictures that suck. Clean your ass up, go find a boat, get a dog, take a picture next to you car, get a picture of you at your desk at work, anything that makes you look good. Never take a picture with a buddy that gets laid more than you. If you can even if it is your friends wife, a relative, or some girl or child in your family get a picture with them and add it to your collection. Put these pictures on your profile linked homepage.
3. Have a car, I mean come on guys it doesn't matter if it is a junker, you can always make up an excuse why you don't have a nice car.
4. Don't live with your mommy. This isn't going to work. You can have the worest apartment in a bad area of town or even have a room-mate but living with mommy ain't going to work. Since we are talking about apartments/homes keep the damn place clean you can be a slob after you find an AOL maid that blows you.
5. You ever hear the saying clothes make the man. Whatever your age dress the part. Kohl's is a great place to get some duds cheap.
6. Did I mention never under any circumstances talk about sex unless the girl you working brings it up first and then be carefull not to talk about it more than she does. Never send out nude or graphic pictures of yourself even if the girl begs. If you are in good shape you can send a pic of you with your shirt off in tight blue jeans but no cock shots. Let me define good shape, I am not talking god like, but if your beer gut sticks out more than 5 inches from your belt than you need a diet and a gym membership.
7. Get a credit card even if it is a secured credit card or bank debit card and get about 300.00 in there that you keep for playing. All women are whores, all they care about is fucking, money, security, and honesty and they only fuck men with money. You don't have to have alot but you have to be able to have some when the time comes.
8. Place an online personal ad and keep it updated. If you have more than one then use different screen names or email addresses and use a photo the best one you have. Your best bet is one with a dog, women love dogs and it gives them a topic to discuss when send you the first email.
9. Get the hell out of your house and find a place, I personally I like Benaginns or Fridays. You don't have to eat there, just go there twice a week and sit at the bar and have a glass of coke or two and watch the game for an hour or two then tip the bartender and leave. This is your new regular spot and you will need it in the future. This will cost you about 15.00 per week if you go twice a week.
10. A cell phone or a pager is required, and a home phone is a given. They have to feel like they can reach you once you get them to take the bate. Never post your phone on your profile and always when you get to the point of going from chat to the phone always suggest they call you. They don't want to give you their number yet so don't ask for it.
11. NEVER send an instant message to a girl unless she asked or you have already spoken to her before and even then don't send them an instant message everytime you see them online, that makes you look desprite. You have your profile and your pictures on your webpage. YOU ARE FISHING, you have done all you can with bait, stay in your own boat and let them come to you.
12. Remember WOMEN are full of shit. They lie, don't believe a damn thing a woman says. 99% of the time a woman tells you something she is trying to get a response out of you that she is looking for or she is trying to convience herself she doesn't want something that she really does want. NEVER forget your lies, she isn't going to, I don't care if you have to keep a notebook and hide it don't ever get caught in a lie.In case you can't figure it out never tell a woman she is a liar or you busted her saying something.
13. Never give a woman money as a loan and don't make a habit of supporting them. I will give you an exsample. I paid the other day 40.00 for a girl to get a babysitter for her kids, why because I have already done her. I know what I will get when she comes over. At the same time when this girl called me for help with her car I took her and her car to a mechanic and helped with the process, she paid the bill not me. On your second date take her to a pool hall or the movies, after you get into the movies (and you did drive both of you in your car) get in with the tickets and give her your wallet and tell her to get you and her something at the snack bar while you go to the bathroom. Don't give her the money, give her your entire wallet this shows trust. Don't have a 1000.00 in small bills in it or 15 credit cards, just two credit cards and 40.00 bucks. She can't leave you drove her there. She can't take anything that you won't miss.
14. Never make the first move on a date, online, in a chat room or in email. Don't do anything aggressive make her come to you.Get your shit together this is like fishing if you don't have the right bait you aren't going to catch shit. If you start getting irritated and doing aggressive things she is going to run. Sit back and play the game. Get all of your stuff done and don't rush it or push. So having said that be the gentleman. Make a list of rules and when the time comes make your rules very clear. Rules are important and will be under the "Hints" portion of this site but for now move on the the next page of info.
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