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| What's a 6.9? A good thing interupted by a damn period -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you make a gay baby cry? Take the pacifier out of his ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beth goes into the psychiatrist's office. He rips off her clothes, throws her down, and fucks her brains out. As he's buttoning himself back up, he says, "Well that takes care of my problem. Now what's yours?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "At least wait until he's walking." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toybox? Because she kept sitting on Pinochio's nose and yelling "lie to me, lie to me!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do gays wear ribbed condoms? For better traction in the "mud". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out the window? She didn't have the balls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club. The electrician calls over a blond, licks a ten-dollar bill and slaps it on her left ass cheek. The plumber licks a 20 and slaps it on her right ass cheek. The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it down the crack of her ass, and grabs the 30 bucks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it. |
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