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| I do not have enough pictures or words to do this page justice. This is just me and my wife, BERNICE. We are just being ourselves in some of these photos, and the rest are of the wedding. The mermaids are not real, the dog is. |
| MERMAID: 1 BERNICE: 0 |
| WAIT, YOUR NOT BERNICE... |
| WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY ALL LOOKING AT? |
| OK, I BROKE DOWN, I HAD TO INCLUDE MY PUPPY, TOO. HE HAS NEVER SEEN A MERMAID, NOT EVEN A FAKE ONE. CLICK HERE TO SEE A REAL PUPPY: |
| My brother is the big dude on the left. I am in the middle here, just a little hung over. I am bringing in all my uniform stuff to prepare for the wedding day. The tall guy on the right is Bernice's dad, Richard. |
| There she is, my wife (well, she wasn't when the picture was taken, but shortly after.) She made that dress herself, I did not make that uniform. Right as this picture was taken, I said, "I do." I said it loud enough for the entire room to hear, but the Justice of the Peace put the microphone there, amplifying it even more!! It effectively startled everyone, including me. |
| MARRIED!! Look at all those medals!! (Well, medal.) |
| Well, I know it is impolite to lick the knife, but when you are the only one in the room with a sword who is going to say anything? |
| If you ever get married, trust the photographer. I was really in an odd position here and figured this would be a bad picture. |
| Maid of Honor and Bestman. |
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| US!! |
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