2. I'm the one who gets up to check the door is shut and get a glass of water.
3. I reckon I look more gay, even though I don't have the walk.
4. I have fewer skirts.
5. And fewer dresses.
6. I wear my leather jacket more.
7. I have shorter hair.
8. I am much much better with a hammer.
9. I have ties.
10. I'm the one who has to get rid of spiders.
Even though I really really hate them!
By Jen
I am not going to claim that I am the butch, because I believe we should drop labels in favour of a commonality of the heart. Having said that, I am not above indulging in some petty refutation, so here is a point-by-point discreditation of Sharan's pathetic and puny arguments.
1. I am no longer afraid of the cellar. Not since I put the candles down there and checked for spider homes.
2. I own the door and pay the water bill. Sharan's contribution is to lend a certain femme charm to the rooms.
3. Being gay is actualy an innate quality, found within and not externally manifest. The best we can do is to aspire to live up to our womynhood.
4. Actually, we have the same number of skirts.
5. I do have more dresses. But this is because I have nicer legs.
6. I would wear my leather jacket more but Sharan takes it away from me because she says it makes me look like a man.
7. I have shorter pubes. (Whatever Jenny!!)
8. That is absolutely not true. Sharan is like lightning with a hammer, because she never strikes the same place twice. (Fibber!)
9. And I have a whip and we have great evenings together. So what.
10. I think we often collaborate on spider removal activities. For example, I sometimes hold the door open to assist their egress from the building.