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| Irish Wedding Toasts |
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| I dedicate this first one to my future wife Jennifer. |
| If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever. |
| Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain. |
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| Here's to you both a beautiful pair, on the birthday of your love affair. |
| May your wedding night be like a kitchen table... all legs and no drawers. |
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| Women, Can't live with 'em, Pass the beer nuts. |
| Here's to the home that Gary & Jennifer shall build. It shall have a kitchen on the first floor, a bar on the second floor, a bedroom on the third floor, and a cathedral on the fourth. So they can eat when they are hungry, drink when they are dry, make love when they are lonely, and have salvation when they die. |
| The only difference between and Irish wedding and an Irish wake, is one less drunk. |
| Here's to me and here's to you. And here's to love and laughter. I'll be true as long as you But not a single second after! |
| Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last. |
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