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Competitors |
Match Type |
Victory |
Match
Notes |
Homeless John vs. Mr. Rabies |
Singles
Backstage |
Pinfall |
Homeless
John: 2 finishers; A War Against the Homeless |
Mr. Hardcore (w/Rudland) vs. The
Savior |
Singles
Hardcore |
Pinfall |
DDT onto chair on the outside, then pin; Roses Are Red... With Anger |
Hardware
vs. The Solution |
Singles |
Pinfall |
The
Solution: Triple Powerbomb to finish; tosses Hardware over his
head into the stands |
Bobby
Idol vs. Bri-2-K |
Singles |
Pinfall |
Bri-2-K:
Quantum Leap |
El Golpe Mortal & Roach vs. Kiki
& Mikey Rowboat |
Tag
Team |
DQ |
Mikey
Rowboat punches referree; No finishers |
Greg
First vs. Delilah |
Singles |
Submission |
Delilah- 3 finishers; top rope flip to the outside; Greg's First Promo |
Greg's First
Promo March 2, 2006 |
"Ladies and gentlemen... I am the first person you're to see
in this season of the G.W.A. and I will be the only person worth seeing
this season of the G.W.A." A lanky thin man stands in the ring with
baggy pants and a mic in his hand " I am Greg First and everything else
comes after and I am issuing an open challenge tonight for my first
win...er match" the crowd boos and Greg leans on the ropes and looks
towards the ramp "what's the matter? no takers?" he says and music hits
and out walks Delilah. "A girl? you send a girl, and a little one at
that, to face me? the men in this place must be weak to send her to do
their job, I guess no one has any balls in here..." Greg goes on until
Delilah get's into the ring and tackles him and the match begins.
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Roses Are Red...
With Anger March 2, 2006 |
Now we hear The DeRose Brothers music playing but out comes
Mr. Hardcore dressed as a United States Marine and Rudland dressed as a
New York City Fire Fighter carrying a Canadian flag. The crowd half
boos and laughs as they slide into the ring. Mr. Hardcore salutes the
Canadian flag and then takes a microphone as Rudland lays the flag
across the mat. "Ten Hut!" Hardcore says and Rudland stumbles to
attention. "Don't you have a cat to save or something Matt?" Hardcore
asks and Rudland just shrugs and flexes. "Ok, ok, enough kidding
around. We lost at the Free Per View to the better men" the crowd boos
and Rudland just laughs. "I've been through Paris Island, I've come
face to face with men that would make R. Lee Ermy blush but the last
time I was in this ring I faced the scariest thing I think I've ever
faced and that's the team of Mr. Hardcore and Rudland." Hardcore laughs
and hands the mike to Rudland who instead of talking just flexes,
Hardcore shrugs and takes the mike back. "Ok, enough of this crap"
Hardcore says as he pulls off the wig and Marine cap and unbuttons his
uniform and Rudland just keeps flexing then Hardcore taps on his
shoulder and removes the helmet off his head. "I said enough!" Hardcore
says laughing. "Seriously, Matt, Chris, you guys are pathetic! You lost
your titles at the free per view and I personally thought we were going
to be in for a challenge, I mean a Marine and a Fireman, One of New
Yorks Bravest and one of the Few and Proud and you lose, but not only
lose you bleed and lose! You two should just retire, seriously, go back
to being a City worker and a Jarhead cause you're not cut out for the
G.W.A., No Canadians are cut out for this company" The crowd, obvious
Canadian lovers boo this severely. "Oh, you don't believe me? I'll show
you what we think about Canadians here, Joe, did you bring it?"
Hardcore asks and Rudland pulls something out of his Fire Fighters
jacket and hands it to Mr. Hardcore then stands in front of the camera
and opens the jacket sheilding Mr. Hardcore from the camera as Hardcore
does something we cannot see until Rudland backs up and we see Mr.
Hardcore zipping up his pants and holding a small cup of urine. Rudland
spreads out the Canadian flag as Hardcore walks up nodding and pointing
to the cup. Just then The Saviors music plays and out come The DeRose
Brothers running to the ring and sliding in, Rudland then runs across
the ring behind Hardcore as The Savior tosses the flag to The Solution
and walks upto Mr. Hardcore staring him down and mouthing something to
him. Just then Mr. Hardcore smirks and throws the cup of urine in The
Saviors face and slides out of the ring and him and Rudland run up the
ramp and stand on the stage laughing as The Savior takes off his shirt,
much to the delight of the female fans and wipes his face as The
Solution checks on him. The Savior stands looking up the ramp shaking
from being so livid.
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A War Against
the Homeless March 2, 2006 |
"Luis, it's a travesty! A Homeless man as our champion? I
for one feel the title is being tarnished and if something isn't done
now it might be too late soon and this once prestigious title will mean
about as much as a tin can" Corporate Stiff said slamming his fist down
on Mr. Perez' desk for effect. "In my hand I have a petition, demanding
that Homeless John be stripped of the G.W.A. title before any
irreparable damage happens, this could be the downfall of the entire
company here Luis!" Stiff continued. Luis just stared and listened to
Stiff's rant, then, when he felt he heard enough he finally shot back.
"I's not gonna happen James, ratings are up, the fans love John as
champion, they feel it shows equality and that even the little guy can
have a shot in this company, the younger guys are now reinvigorated and
have that fire back in them, I feel that John as a champion shows that
anyone on the roster can become the champion." Luis said and Corporate
Stiff stopped and stared at him. "Oh my God you're serious!" is all he
could say with a shocked look on his face. "Of course you know this
means war. I will make it my personal goal to get that title a proper
champion!" Stiff exclaimed. Luis just smirked then asked "And how will
you do that Mr. I-only-wrestle-at-free-per-views?"
Stiff thought about this then he remembered the petition in his hand, "This is how, You allow me to book a match and the man I put in this match will cripple your champion and then you'll be forced to crown a new one!" Stiff finished content with his words. Luis thought about it then agreed, "Ok, you can book a match, who do you have in mind?" Stiff got an devilish grin on his face and said "Rabies, in a parking lot brawl" Luis mulled this over in his head as well and then said "That's a great Idea, have the champion showcase his talents in the match he's made famous! it'll be like a celebration of Homeless John! I love it!" Stiff then started fuming and stormed out of the room while Luis grabbed the phone and made a call. |
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