| Chapter 3 - K to the Power Cubed |
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| "Every where we goooo, people wanna knooowww.." Commodore 64 began to sing. "Stop with your gay movie songs," Oreo interrupted. "Look who is talking, fucking half and half Oreo, who was copying all the lines from 8mile!" Commodore 64 barked back. "Guy will you stop fighting for once, jeez, every where we go, you two always have to fight, cant you see, everything does not have to evolve around fighting. Why can't we all walk in peace, why cant we ever just get along. YOUR TEARING US APART!!" Darth Mullet preached. "Dude, shut the fuck up with your weak preaches." Oreo and Commodore said together. They finally reached their destination, downtown Erie. It was shit for a downtown, but atleast it had a Starbucks and something that resembled a park. The popped out of the hole behind Starbucks, they entered the building and bought their coffee like they normally do when they go downtown. While walking towards Perry Square, Oreo Kanobi spotted a flyer on a telephone pole that had "White Power" written all over it. "Tisk tisk, what is this world coming too," Oreo Kanobi whispered. When he had finished that sentence, he had remembered what the people looked like that had captured Fropac in his dreams. "Hey, I bet the people who posted this sign up where the ones that captured Fropac, I mean the people that captured him in my dream where pure white wearing coned hats." Oreo stated. Just then they all noticed a large gathering of pasty people at the center of the park. "Man do I hate pasties, dont the mutha fuckers know to go out and get some sun. I mean we do have a lake that smell like and beached that look like shit also. They should get out more often." Oreo commented. They all huddled together and made a plan, Darth Mullet being the whitest out of all of them (because he did have a mullet) was chosen to go up to the gathering and see what shakin. He went up to the gathering of 20-40 people and recieved a flyer. It talked about the new cult called K to the Power Cubed. It said if you want to join to come to Gannon College. Darth Mullet went back to where Oreo and Commodore stood. "Hey guys, look at this, maybe Oreo was right...GUYS??" Darth Mullet said. The other two were to busy looking at a banging woman that was walking by. "How the hell do you spell MILF again?" Commodore 64 commented. "Damn yo, I would put a hurting into that bitch in a minute," Oreo said while slapping hands with Commodore 64. Anyways, Oreo and Commodore refocused and snatched the flyer out of Darth Mullet's hand. They read it, adn then read it again, They were not taking in a single word that they were reading. "Okay then, we ummm take this flyer back to your house and come up with a plan," Commodre suggested. They took the bus back to Darth Mullet's house and walked over to Moda's house. Moda was the all wise now it all. He knew everything when it came to the ways of the "street". The ways of the "street" is ummm, well its, its a very hard subject to explain. Its just powers that one obtains over time you can say. You need street smarts and street creds to learn anything about the ways. Moda was the kid's role model, well sort of. He knew how to do everything that invovled, well, basically everything. He worked for Gannon, Darth Mullet had suggested they ask him if they could grant them special access to Gannon to spy on this K cubes cult. They asked Moda, and of course he would help them. They all spent the night at Moda's house, they stayed up all night creating a plan. By 4:20 in the morning the next day they were done. The mission is as followed: Darth Mullet would infiltrate the base, special op style that is, and play mission impossible and wind up infront of the K Cubed office, he would then enter the office when everyone was on lunch break. They would be one lunch break for a very very long time, for Moda who worked for hte kitchen at gannon would put exlax and anything else that makes u shit in their food. While inside the office he will search for clues that suggests that they had captured Fropac. Then escape using ninjar vanish techniques he has learned from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While all of this is going on, Commodore 64 and Oreo Kanobi will be waiting at Starbucks for backup support if needed. They will be heavily loaded with xtreme weaponry that includes: 1 paintball gun, 2 paint grenades, 5 cap guns, a toy laptop, and walkie talkies. All the weapons needed to take over Canada. The codename for the mission is Operation Blue Cross Blue Shield. |