| Chapter 4 - Operation Blue Cross Blue Shield |
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| "Operation Blue Cross Blue Shield commense, I repeat, Operation Blue Cross Blue Shield condensed." Commodore 64 radioed to Darth Mullet via walkie talkie. "Bitch, you said condensed," Oreo Kanobi said. "Because you touch yourself at night" Commodore 64 said back. Darth Mullet entered Gannon through he back door while everyone was at lunch. He began to search for anything that resembled something that belonged to the K cubed cult. It took him about forty to twenty minutes to find something. He radioed that he had found something that resembled the cult. It was an office door, but of course, it had white power written all over it. He opened it and it turned out to be the office. Darth Mullet felt pretty proud of himself that he had found the office in such a short but such a long time. The room was empty, it was filled with desks in a perfect circle, "how did they get the desks in a fuckin perfect circle" darth mullet said under his breath. "Because "I" touch myself at night," said a mysterious voice. Darth Mullet spun around to find himself face to face with a dude with a big nose, it was JIM BARKER!! "Ummm, hello Mr. Barker, superidendant of schools guy person thingy...." Darth Mullet said proudly. Even though it did not come out that way. He was often always brave in these situations. I think, or else he will start getting really technical with the person he is confronting that he sees as a threat. "You best wreckonize foo, cuz you see, I am catchin all my thugs and homeboyz and I am putting them straight up in the bible yo. I want a straight up white community. Making them serve hard time in the bible will turn them whiter then me. As you can wreckonize, I cant possibly get any whiter, shit they should call me The Notorious White Guy. Now if you will excuse me, I gotta go put some water in Rick Filipi's mommas water dish. Then after that imma smoke that weed that is mines yo." Jim Barker said. Darth Mullet was either high or sleeping, cuz he just heard Jim Barker talk like he was straight thug. "One more thing G," Jim Barker said as he turned around. He threw a bible at Darth Mullet and it hit him in the face. "Hey tough guy you just hit me in my face," Darth Mullet protested. The bible hit the floor and engulfed Darth Mullet and sent him the bible world. "Ive lost contact with Darth Mullet yo," Commodore 64 said. "Dude, dont talk like that," Oreo Kanobi protested. "Fine, G" Commodore said. "Argh, I was afraid this would happen, it leaves me no choice, commense The Wade Robson Project," Oreo Kanobi said. |