| Chapter 2 - 7.9Mile |
| Darth Mullet gets tired of hearing Oreo Kanobi bitch about him playing Final Fantasy for to long, so he quits and they all go upstairs. The sis is always often on the internet so they cant call Fropac to see where he is. He is three hours late. "Maybe he is using Oreo Kanobi time, and trying to be late," piped Darth Mullet's always often bad sis. "Thats not funny," Oreo Kanobi snapped back. They entered the tv room and started to watch Spike TV. Most Xtreme Challenge was on, their favorite show. Darth Mullet laid down on the couch and Commodore 64 jumped into the laz-e-boy. That left Oreo Kanobi to lay on the floor. Everyone likes Darth Mullet's floor, for it is very, very comfortable. Soon Oreo Kanobi was fast asleep, Commodore 64 got the greatest idea. He ran into the bathroom, and Darth Mulet grabbed the video camera, Commodore took a piss in the toilet and took a q-tip and dipped it in the toilet. He let the piss soak into the q-tip, he withdrew the q-tip and tiptoed over to Oreo Kanobi who was fast asleep. Oreo Kanobi's mouth was open and Commodore 64 inserted the q-tip into Oreo's mouth. He let the q-tip rest on Oreo's tongue. Darth Mullet was filming everything, this was a great addition to their tape that does not exist. Oreo Kanobi awoke, he jumped up and the q-tip fell out, "I had the weirdist dream....I drank piss..." Oreo said, then he realized that he tasted piss in his mouth, "OH FUCK!!" Oreo Kanobi ran into the bathroom and grabbed the mouthwash, but Commodore had pissed in the mouthwash about a week ago so Oreo only drank more piss. "Its a fiesta, fiesta, piss fiesta...." Commodore 64 sang. After brushing his teeth about 69 times, Oreo had finally got rid of the pee taste in his mouth. He sat back down on the ground, and told the other two about a vision he had. He sat indian style and held his hands out like he was meditating. "He looks like a jackass" Commodore 64 whispered over to Darth Mullet. "Si," responded Darth Mullet. Oreo Kanobi told them about the vision, he had witnissed Fropac getting capture by mormons or jahova witnisses, he could not tell the difference. There was more to the story but already know what happened. "There once was an oreo He was crazy He was lazy He was not mexican He hated the klu klux klan" "Dude, stop while you are ahead" Oreo interrupted. "Yeah that was a racist comment," Darth Mullet said. "You are a racist comment," Commdore 64 snapped back. "Okay, lets walk over to Fropac's crib and see if we can find anything out," Darth Mullet suggested. They all agreed, they threw on their hoodies and headed out. On the way over Oreo challenged Commodore to a freestyle battle. Commodore 64 accepted over willingly. Whatever over willingly means, I do not know, it just sounds kool. Oreo started off. "YO EVERYONE IN THE 3 1 3..." Oreo shouted. "STOP!!!, that is from 8 mile you cant use that," Commodore 64 interrupted. "Ok let me start again, FOR CHIRST SAKES YOUR BOOTS ARE STARTING TO GROW ROOTS..." "DUDE STOP, you are copying 8mile, in a freestlye battle you make up shit on your own, you dont copy other people." Commodore 64 interrupted again. The three of them came to Fropac's house only to find out he was not there. "See told you fucking bitches he was not here," Oreo said. They walked behind his house to the tunnel system in the back. Over the summer Fropac had built a tunnel system that went throughout the town by using the ways of the fro. They climbed down the ladder and into the tunnels. The lighting was good, yet the ventilation was bad. See, Darth Mullet had to bring his lil sister down into the tunnels cuz she was throwing a bitch of a fit so his parents made him take her down into the tunnel. She let one rip, she cut the cheese, she fucking broke the rhicter scale, ever since then, the smell has never been the same down there. They were walking for about 5 mintues when Oreo stopped and said "Dude we have been walking forever, we must of walked 7.9 miles." "How did you come up with 7.9 miles?" Commodore 64 asked. "Well, I was going to say that it felt like we have been walking for 8 miles but I was afraid that you would of said that I were copying 8mile again," Oreo Kanobi answered. "Wow....," Commodore 64 sighed. |
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