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| Chapter 4 - HOT DAMN! |
| "Im at a rave Looking like a slave..." Oreo sang. "CUZ YOUR BLACK!" Commodore 64 interupted. "Bitch, I always let you sing.... now its my turn. And all because I am black does not meant i was a slave. White people made other white people slaves also." Oreo said. "No, white people who help other white people are called servants. A servant gets paid, a slave does not. Semper Fi Bitch." Commodore 64 said. "What do five fingers say to the face?" Oreo asked. "I dunno" Commodore answered "SMACK!!!!" Oreo yelled and bitch slapped Commodore 64. "Now let me finish my song....These shrooms make me hallucinate, Then I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see some dumb shit start happening Dumber than Vanilla Ice starting to rap again..." "Typical black thought.... WHITE PEOPLE CANT RAP, well guess what? Vanilla Ice could rap, what rapper do you know that goes from rapping to start singing punk. Thats straight up thug bitch. I mean I dont see you coming down on the Eminem bitch." Commodore 64 said. "What....tha....fuck.... are you talking about. Vanilla Ice was a btich, he could not rap or dance, white people cant rap or dance. Eminem can rap cuz he is black..."Oreo said. "Oh? What kind of black person is he?" Commodore 64 asked. "He is an Albino Black." Oreo answered. POW POW!! shots rang out. "THEY SHOOT SHOOT, RUN!!! ITS THE PO-LICE!" Oreo Kanobi got up and ran like hell out of the woods which they were hiding in. Commodore was not so lucky, he got up and ran just as fast as Oreo but a CUZ saw Oreo and picked him up, leaving the white man behind. The Pasties emerged from the behind the trees, Commodore was surrounded. "How does that saying go? AWW MADE YOU LOOK." One of the Pasties said. "Who are you?" Commodore 64 asked. "Who me? I am the cause for all this war, well not technically, I will blame that black person for all of this, because well, everything is the black man's fault here on Earth. But, I guess you want to see my face." The Pasty took off his paintball mask, IT WAS RICK FILLIPI!!. "Thou art a fool Rick, for this World is not big enough for two Rics'" Commodore 64 said. "I am the fool? No no... seeing that I have you in my custody, YOU are the fool, and by eliminating you, would eliminate the other Ric not needed in this hurr world." Rick Fillipi said. The XUV drove up and they threw Commodore in, and drove away. "NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN.." Oreo started to sing while up in his room listening to his mega heavy underground hardcore rap mix tape, when Moda entered the room. "Where is Commodore?" Moda demanded. "The white man got him, stole him is more like it, like they steal everything in the world!! THEY STOLE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND JAMES BROWN!" Oreo yelled. "You mean The Pasties got him?" Moda asked. "Yes thats what I said, the white man gots him." Oreo said. "Damn just before I was about to issue the command to start preparing for Operation: Blue Cross Blue Shield Remix. He had one of the main jobs and that was to fly WhiteHawk." Moda said. "Of course you were going to give the white man the job of flying the white man's creation. Plus you guys named it WhiteHawk. Wat a nice touch, having a white man be pilot..." Oreo said. "Shut it, you are being redeployed. You will lead a band of soldiers to go and rescue Commodore. We will call it Operation: Missy's Mom." Moda said. "SON OF A BITCH! I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK HER!!!!! ARGH!! And why are you sending a black man going to rescue a white man, thats just some bullshit. What is this world coming to." Oreo said. Oreo left the room pissed off at the world, especially the white man's world. He rounded up the best troops and gave them the most motivational speech ever. "DID I TELL YALL TO SELL DRUGS? NO HO DID THAT, SO HOPEFULLY KNOWN OF YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT!" Oreo said. The troops were now ready for anything, they were pumped up and ready to head out and kill them some Charli in the Harborcreek. They departed for the stronghold of The Pasties in Harborcreek area. Rumors had it that there was a tunnel being dug for The Pasties by Vietnamese slaves. And this was the most likely place for Commodore to be. The whole ride Oreo had to stop at every corner in Harborcreek to buy drugs. "Damn this place is like drug heaven, I never knew hicks could have so many drugs." Oreo said. That night Lil Airhead Ally returned with a message, "North East often always accepted our alliance treaty and are sending 100 strong grape farmers." "That's a racist comment," Moda said. |