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| Chapter 5- Operation: Keepin It Real |
| "We ride together, We die together." Oreo said to his squad leader. "Often always," Lil Airhead Ally said. "Just remember I would take a bullet for you any day." Oreo said. "This isnt a gang war, its a racial war. We dont shoot eacother with bullets like you did in the hood" Ally responded. "That was a racist comment." Oreo said. "Keep it real folks!" Oreo shouted into his mic. That was the code word for the mission to start. "You mean MILF!!" Ally shouted while all the troops started lobbing smoke grenades at The Pasties base. "Oh shut the fuck up, I dont want to fuck Missy's mom, thats why I switched the name of the mission." Jim shouted back. "ADVANCE!" Oreo shouted out. Viva La Resistance moved foward, all of a sudden The Pasties popped out of the ground and opened fire. "FIRE!! FIRE!!!" barked Oreo. Viva La Resistance opened fire upon The Pasties but it was to late, squadmates of Viva La Resistance caught paintballs like mexicans get caught crossing the border......a wtf moment....... "GET DOWN GET DOWN!!!" Oreo yelled out. "GET LOW GET LOW!!!" Ally relayed the message to her squad. Oreo never saw people get down on their knees so fast since he saw Mykee's mom.....another wtf moment...... Oreo look upon the battlefield as he saw his troops fall by the ones. He could not take it anymore. His anger towards The Pasties surpassed any hate he has ever had before. All the hate inside him boiled up and he had to release it. He screamed "PRAISE THE LORDS!!!! FUCK THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He whipped out his modified M249 .300 Tactical/AT-4 with a mounted 50x scope and knife. All hell broke loose from there, all his squadmates stopped and stared, they had not seen an angry black person this mad since Bill Clinton's leave of office. Oreo turned the velocity up all the way on his paintball gun and then starting taking names. Now The Pasties were catching bullets like R Kelly getting caught with child pornography.......yet another wtf moment..... "Now for the final touch," Oreo said, he loaded up the AT-4 Rocket launcher with a mega paint rocket. Aimed it towards the base, and let it fly. The Pasties were wasted like the Japs at Hiroshima......that was a cold wtf moment...... "That was a BOUGHETTO!!!" Ally yelled across the battlfield. Oreo took no notice to this corny comment, he let out a long slow breath and took in all that he just did. The paintballs had penetrated The Pasties and some were left dead. Just then Ally's moms cell phone rings and it was Ally's mom. "Ally come home right this instant. Paintball is dangerous and you could get hurt. Have the black boy drive you home and make sure he does not try to seduce you, you can never trust them people!" "Jemmy you have to take me home" Ali said. "The fuck I dont," Oreo responded. "Often okay." Allison said. "Damn straight......" Oreo let out slowly. Oreo walked across the field, he came to the base that was covered with a fresh coat of black paint from his rocket. He found the tunnel entrance and lowered himself down. When he turned around he noticed someone chained to the wall. He was black and had a fro.....he could hardly believe it..... he walked up to the person and yelled out "ITS MYSELF A COUPLE YEARS BACK!! damn I had a nappy fro." "Bitch shut the hell up, its me yu dumbass" Fropac said. "FROPAC!!!! NIGGA WHATS UP!!!!" Oreo yelled. "Get me out of these chains first." Fropac demanded. Oreo helped Fropac out of chains and asked "Where is Commodore and Darth Mullet?" "I do not know what happened to Darth Mullet, nobody does. And Commodore was moved out this morning. I heard them talking about the old Hammermill site. So my guesses since Fillippi has him in his custody and is involved with that dispute with the Hammermill place.... that he has Commodore there." All of a sudden they heard the make it clap beat as someone was knocking on the door adjacent to where they were standing. Oreo took up arms and moved slowly towards the door. He opened it up and Commodore fell foward. Fropac ran up to Commodore when Rick Fillippi walked out with a fellow Pasty armed with a paint gun. Just then Ali came sliding down the ladder with her skateboard at her side. "Oh hello people" "Get over here now, Im Rick Fillippi biatch," Rick Fillippi said. Airhead walked over to where her fellow Viva La Resistance members were, well Fropac was not a member..yet. Oreo was frantically thinking of something to say when Commodore asked Rick "What is the best think about fucking 20 year old?" "What??" Rick said. "There is 20 of them.... hahahahaha." Commodore said. "Rick Fillippi wouldnt know anything about fucking, he is called a second man. cuz he creams so easily." Fropac said. "Ya, he has what we call a speed stick.... hahahahahaha" Commodore said. Fropac and Commodore fell to the ground laughing. "AH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!" Commodore yelled out. While they were laughing, Oreo noticed that Rick and the other Pasty werent paying attention to him and ally. He reached for Ally's skateboard slowly, he grabbed it and yelled "ALLY DROP" as she did Oreo came around with the skateboard and knocked out the Pasty with the gun. Shit happened so fast Rick did not understand what just happened, Commodore and Fropac got up and tackled Rick Fillippi, they then picked Rick up and set him on his knees. Commodore picked up the knocked out Pasties gun and Fropac took his sidearm. They rested the barrels against Rick's head and recited "And shepards we shall be, for thee my lord for thee, Power hath descended from thy hand, So our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, And we shall flow river unto thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be, In nomine parti. et fili, et spititus sancti." they pulled the triggers and that was the end of Fillippi. "That was 'COLDBLOODED'" Oreo mocked. "it was a MURDA!!!!!" Commodore sang.... "YEAH!!!" Fropac yelled out. |