| Chapter 3 - Operation: Kids Next Door |
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| "My buddy, my buddy, wherever I go he gooo, My buddy my buddy, you can run for your life when I stick him out the window My buddy my buddy, I lay your ass out mother fucker is simple My buddy my buddy." Oreo sang, while in his room while petting his new gat and "enjoying life." Just then moda walked in and said "Oreo, you got a job to do, suit up and you head out in 06900 hours." "Always rushing the white man, you know what, I dont have to listen to your ignorant ass. Lincoln freed the slaves from white people. And since your white and you always boss me around, I consider that slavery nigga." Oreo said. Out of nowhere "FEE FI FO FIGGER BOY I HATE A NIGGER." Commodore 64 walked in. "COMMODORE!!" Moda yelled out. "Nigga palease, where have you been." Oreo said. "Training...I learned on that fateful day when Barker disappeared that I had the power to become a WankstaKnight. Here I am before you as a WankstaKnight." Commodore said. "Said you was a gangsta but you never pop nothing, Said you was a wanksta but you need to stop frontin." Oreo sang out. "You have returned just in time to assist Oreo on his mission..." Moda said. "Whoa bitch, I aint going with a KKK bitch who hates niggers, he might try to capture me or hurt." Oreo siad. "You better pray your never alone nigger..." Commodore said in a low deep voice, that scared the shit out of Oreo. Oreo squeaked out, "Fo real?" "Ya, when you least expect it, im going to gouge the blackness out of you." Commodore threatened. "No you cant bitch! Im a GangstaKnight thats impossible, i guess the joke is on you!" Oreo yelled out. "Stop it, stop it right now you two.. You both will go on Operation: Kids Next Door. And thats final." Moda said. "Sir yes sir." Commodore said saluting moda. "Nigga please, let me finish this joint first." Oreo said. Oreo and Commodore left for the weapons cache, they suited up and headed out. Their mission: to infiltrate The Pasties basse under a disguise and destroy it. On their way over, Oreo and Commodore argued over who they were gona go disguised as. "Ever if we DO decide who we are going to be, we got nothing to disguise ourselves with," Commodore 64. "SO!" Oreo yelled out. Oreo and Commodore came up to The Pasties base, they came up to the entrance and the gaurd their asked who they were. "Ummm, im Johnny Cash!" Commodore 64 said. "You aint Johnny Cash nigga," Oreo said. "SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN!!" Commodore yelled. "Shit if your Johnny Cash than I am Michael Jackson..." <moment of silence> a WTF MOMENT... The gaurd said, "sing me a tune to prove that your Johnny Cash." "Okay fair enough... I...... shit... myself.... today... to get rid of that feeling.... I focus on the pain... the only thing i feel...the skid marks left the old familiar stain... dry to wash it all the way..." "OKAY THATS ENOUGH" the gaurd yelled "good enough, I believe your Johnny Cash, but who is your partner." Commodore 64 whispered to Oreo "Play is smooth... or I will make you "hurt"" "Answer me boy!" the gaurd boy. Oreo still did not answer he just looked at the gaurd. The gaurd asked "Are you bad?" "YA IM BAD LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! IM RICK JAMES BIATCH!!!!!" Oreo yelled out. "Good enough, you may pass." the gaurd said. Oreo and Commodore passed through the entrance, amazed that they got through. Commodore and Oreo began to walk to the weapons storage facility to plant the charges. They were coming up to the facility when a black man walked out. "Look Commodore it's one of them N N Niggers." Oreo said. Commodoer ignored him and walked into the weapons storage and planted the charges. He walked out and saw Oreo talking to a bitch with some fine hips. He just walked away and hit the trigger right when Oreo was asking for her phone number. The weapons cache blew up, and sirens rang out, and people began to run.... "SHIT ITS CANADA THEY ARE INVADING!!! RUNN!!!!! RUNNN!!! Oreo yelled out and he started to run with the crowd. The Pastie officials came running to where the explosion was. Commodore hid behind a dumpster and took pictures of the officials. Then came Oreo running back. "Them MOTHER FUCKERS almost got me, you know when I see people running i gotta start running, turns out they were running cuz they were members of some sort of thing called "crew". I aksed them where their crew was cuz I never saw a White Gang before, but they just kept on running." Oreo said. "Who the hell are you?" said a person behind a mask. "IM RICK JAMES BIATCH!" Oreo said. The person behind the mase motioned for two people to catch him, as the two Pastied were advancing on Oreo he yelled out "FLYING GAT ATTACK!!" he whipped out his gat "SAY HELL TO MY LIL FRIEND" he popped the two Pasties in the head 9 times with paintballs. They fell, but the leader were whipping out thier guns as well to shoot Oreo. Than out of nowhere.. "FLYING FIREARM ATTACK!!" Commodore yelled out and he whipped his pistol and shot at the leaders. There was some sort of shield protecting the leaders. So Commodore spun around and ran for it. "Oh shit not again, why does everyone have to run around here, and how come when people run black people gotta run with them too" Oreo said as he got up and ran with Commodore. |