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| Chapter 15 - Judgement Day |
| Viva La Resistance put up valiant effort for 23 minutes, but in the end, got surrounded. "PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS!" said a familiar voice through a mega-phone. The three remaining street knights were standing back to back holding their guns up. Commodore recognized that voice. "No... FUCKING.. wayyy" Commodore let out. Out of the crowd stepped Dr. Jim Barker. "Put down your gats fools, I will order my posse to unload on your sorry ass." Jim Barker said. "I killed you in the GYM!!!!!" Commodore yelled out and ran forward. WHAM!! A paintball hit Commodore in the leg instantly toppling him over. Barker kicked Commodore over.. "I told you to drop your weapons" Barker said. At that instant the remaining Viva La Resistance soldiers dropped their weapons. "Soo Commodore 64.. lets talk about something. You killed my FUCKING BROTHER!!! I should smoke your ass right now." Barker pulled out his blue steel and aimed it str8 at Commodores face. At that same second Fropac pulled out a concealed pistol and aimed it straight at Jim Barker. In a flash the Pasties aimed their guns at Fropac. "You do that, and you die Barker. I dont care that you have your whole army aiming at me. Your people can shoot me, but i garuantee that your going down with me. I have some revenge to get if i recall correctly. So either way, I win." Fropac said. BAM!! Explosions of paint rang out around the Pasties. Overhead 'WhiteHawk' flew by and opened fire on the Pasties. Paintrockets flared out and struck the Pasties, in a minute, nay a second. Out shot a ladder from the gyro and down climbed ALLY!!! "Often always hi" Airhead said. "ALLY you shouldnt be here." Darth Mullet said. "Oh bro, I cant sit back and watch your white ass lose the war and have the Pasties take over Erie, then I couldnt get a suntan at Pita's pool. Id be as pale well as your mom." Airhead said. "Enough, we still have a task at hand. Barker got away during the assault. We need to locate and find him. Commodore how u doing!?" Fropac said. "Its but a scratch" Commodore said smirking at Fropac. " <cough> Ha thats what I like to hear, We need to move out and find Barker, get up and lets go. THE REMAINING LOT OF YOU STAY HEAR AND HOLD THIS POINT! <cough>" Fropac commanded. Oreo took little branches and tied them around him and his gun, he had a long strand of grass hanging out of his mouth. He got up slowly chewing on the grass he looked around. It was clear. He went to contact Darth Mullet but his radio was smashed. "Probably from the fall" He thought to himself. Oreo stood up and checked his gun. He reloaded and and set out. He crouched and peered around the corner. There approaching him was 4 people he thought he would never see again. Oreo got up and waddled over to them and said in a low raspy retarded voice. "Hey guys!" Oreo said. "Sup Oreo Kanobi" They all said in unison. The 4 of them told Oreo what happened. "THAT...MOTHER....FUCKER!" Oreo let out slowly. "What are you gonna do jim, poke him to death with a mop." Darth Mullet said, "If he threw my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in the Milcreek, then yes i would." Oreo said. "Ok lets stoop fingering eachother here. lets split up and find that fool." Fropac said. From there the 5 of them split up, but Darth Mullet, Commodore and Airhead played a trick on the other two and met back up at the fountain. "Haha stupid niggers, dont they know that black people always get split up and die first." Darth Mullet said, Meanwhile on the other side of the campus, Oreo and Fropac met up. "They think we are stupid, we are not gonna die first." Oreo said, but before Fropac could respond a hail of paint came their way. They both hit the ground, Fropac rolled to his right, behind a tree he took cover, but Oreo was less fortunate, he couldnt hide behind anything. Instead, he took out his gun and unloaded on the bushes where the shots came from, he didnt stop shooting until he was out of paint. When he ran empty he threw down his rifle and took out his pistol. He approached the bushes and pulled the leaves aside. He was looking down the barrel that would send him to his deathbed. "Bitch, you missed me" The Pasies said, Oreo blinked and before you knew it, the Pastie was laying on the ground with paint on his face. Fropac shot him from behind the tree. "He didnt miss" Oreo said. Oreo turned around to thank Fropac, but Fropac fell over face first into the ground. Oreo ran up to him and turned him over. Fropac smiled, "I guess today was my day of judgement. fuck the preppies" Fropac said, his head fell to the side. He was dead. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Oreo screamed at the top of his lungs. Darth Mullet and the rest of the gang stopped. "Hey the fireworks are still going on, I guess he is angry cuz they packing more bass then his local creek in his backyard" Commodore said. "O well lets continue." Darth Mullet said. According to Oreo the stree knights have better vision at night then most people. "LOOK!!" Darth Mullet yelled and pointed towards the parking ramp. There was Barker running. The 3 of them took off, but Commodore tripped over a tree stump sticking outta the ground. He looked up just in time to see a net fall on Darth Mullet and his sister, they got tangled up and fell over. "HAHA! I finally got you Commodore! Here we are again, I can take your life.. again.. This time im gonna do it." Barker said, he pulled out his gun and cocked it, "WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!!" Barker yelled at Darth Mullet in the netting, Darth Mullet had his cloak on and his hood up, concealing his face, fooling Barker into believing that it was Commodore. "I am looking at you fool" Commodore 64 said, he raised his pistol and whipped Barker in the head. Barker fell to his knees and dropped his gun. Darth Mullet took out his gun and aimed it at Barker, along with Commodore 64 and from afar Oreo Kanobi was also aiming at Baker. In unison the three of them sited "THIS IS THE DAY OF WRECKONING, AND THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT FOR THE PASTIES, AND THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY FOR YOU!!! BOOOM BOOM BANG SPLISHHHH BOOOM!!! the grand finale of fireworks rang out as the three of them unloaded all they had into Barker. "Long Live The Resistance Bitch!" Commodore said with great anger. "Tu Conoces" Airhead said. |