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| Chapter 16 - Independence Day Minus Will Smith |
| "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!" Commodore yelled out. "Commodore, you really need to stop quoting movies, straight up man." Darth Mullet said. "Guys, I have some bad news. Fropac is dead..." Oreo said sadly, holding back a tear. "WTF you talking about man?" Commodore asked. "He is right behind you!" "Damn straight ho, havent you ever heard about the 7 year theory of Tupac's return? Well mine was the 7 minute theory. And my damn name is FROPAC!! Its FRODO!!" Fropac said. "DAMN YO!! THATS SOME ILL SHIT!!" Oreo ssaid with happiness rising in his voice. "Ya dos bitches is sick yo" Commodore said. "Well then give those bitches medicine man, im sick of you saying that." Darth Mullet said. "We didnt start the fire ho, the fires been burning since the worlds been turning." Commodore told Darth Mullet. "Well...We won the war.. I need a vacation.. Im going to preach my undying love for Anissa and think back on my life and find the deeper meaning to it, and cleanse my sould of all the wrong doing." Oreo said. "Hmmm the U K.... hmmm.. Why are you going to the U Know!? I didnt know that was a place.." Commodore said confused. "WIGGA PLEASE!! IM TALKING ABOUT THE UNITED KINGDOM!" Oreo said frantically. "Jim how come u were white the other day and now u act all black now." Airhead asked. "O please sista, I was black yesterday, but today... Im African American." Oreo said intelligently. "Oreo, Are you sure this is a good idea with you being pregnant and all!" Frodo asked. "OH SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT!!" Oreo said, he glared at Darth Mullet, out of no where Oreo grabbed a broom and stuck it handle out towards Darth Mullet. "YOU... MOTHER.. FUCKER!!" Oreo said becomming wide eyed. "Oreo! Dont worry im not like your kind of people!! I will pay child support!" Darth Mullet said catching himself as he almost fell over the bench. "Alrighty then" Oreo said, he backed away and dropped the broom. "Sooo guys, we won the war.. What to do now!?" Darth Mullet asked. "Anyone want to play some paintball??" Commodore asked. "Ric... No On Has Air" Frodo said, he clearly didnt want to go. "Well then.. anyone want to go downtown?" Darth Mullet asked. "No I need to get home and arrange my desktop." Frodo said, he got up and left. "Im off to go see Anissa." Oreo got up, he threw down his paintgun and mask and walked away. Out of no where a dog came up and took Oreo's mask and started chewing it. "Ric you think you can take me and my friends home??" Airhead asked. "No.. Me and Darth Mullet are walking home" Commodore 64 said. Darth Mullet looked up to the sky and said "SKY.. You have been officially PIMPED!" "Happy Independence Day Everyone" Commodore 64 said looking out over the city. Darth Mullet and Commodore 64 got up and walked away. |
| "Whats your name!?" "My name is Eric." "Do you have a nickname?" "No" "Do people call you Ric!?" "Yes" "HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU RICK JAMES!?" |
| Epilogue |