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| Chapter 9 - Weapon of 'MASS' Destruction |
| Commodore was led to the skeeting hole where the Skeeting fags live. They were all sitting around a ghettoblaster blaring get low, yet when the song ended there was a ackward moment of silence. Commodore broke the silence by saying "AH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET" which translatesinto 'Where is Darth Mullet?' "SKEET SKEET SKEET...........SKEET" the leader said, which translated into 'I dunno..but I do know that I like the game Planetside. Master Mullet does not though, he skeeted on my cds before I could install them." "AH SKEET SKEET SKEET....SKEET SKEET......SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET" Commodore said. Which translates into 'I play Planetside, thats where I get all my strategies for this war.' "SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET" the leader said, which translates into 'What war?' "SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET" Commodore answered, which translates into 'The war between Viva La Resistance and The Pasties. Which reminds me, did you guys see a sniper while you were in the woods by where you picked me up.' "Ah SKKET SKEET" the leader said, which translates into 'Yes, that was our leader Darth Mullet, he said that we was recycling earths worst creation.' "SKEET SKEET SKEET" Commodore said, which translates into, 'Oh' Just then the door opened and in popped Darth Mullet. "AH SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!!!" "SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET" Commodore yelled after not seeing his friend he had lost ever so long ago and a day. They exchanged stories, and what has happened to them. Darth Mullet was released from the bible world around the time Marueen had her first period. So Darth Mullet has been around for about a month. Darth Mullet started up the poser Skeeting Fag club so he could go around and skeet on people, and thus keeping the meaning of skeet away from white people. Cuz we all know when they find out they are going to be like "MY GOD......WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?" Finally Commodore asked why he was shooting at the colored people. Darth Mullet explained his way to recycle black people. He shot Oreo because he wanted to kill him yes, but shot him in the leg so it was not attempted murder. He then explained how he turned Oreo white. He skeeted 'in him' and since white people dont know what skeet means, Oreo is now white. He lost his black powers, and has been turned back to his old ways. "SKEET SKEET?" Commodore asked, which translates into 'But we are white to, how come we can understand skeetanese, cuz the only way to understand skeetanese is to know what the word skeet means.' "SKEET" Darth Mullet answered, which translates into 'Well its quite simple, it goes like this. The daddy that you think is your daddy, is not really your daddy. All white people who know what skeet means, their dad is a black man. Which makes a lot of since, cuz when it comes to fucking, the common white girl wants the bigger cock. So sticking to their ways, when the black male who fucked your mom found out your mom was pregnant, he left and never came back. Your skin is white because your mom gave you 100% Canadian Breast Milk when you were a kid, which in turn makes your skin white. So origianlly you were black and had a big dick, but when you turned white your dick shrank, but the S-Gene stayed in your cells DNA structure, which enables you to understand some of the ways of black people. What I did to Oreo was skeet the white mans skeet in his mouth, which went through his cells and elminated the S-Gene." "SKEET SKEET SKEET" Commodore said in shock. 'Ya I think I understand' Meanwhile back at the hangar, The Pasties have landed. I smell trouble, o wait thats my ass I am smelling. "OREO!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!" Fropac yelled as a volley of paintballs whizzed over his head. Oreo came running outside, to notice that The Pasties have landed, and that Viva La Resistance is outnumbered 10 to 1. "FUCK!! WURR IS MY GUN!!!" Oreo frantically yelled out while searhing for his gun. "Commodore 64 must of taken it, that whore.." POP POP, paintballs slapped into the ground right infront of Oreo spraying his mask with paint. He found a gun, but is was pump action. It was his best chance for survival, he loaded the gun, and took notice of his surroundings. It seemed like everything slowed down, left and right squadmates were falling at the hands of The Pasties. Yet there was Fropac going out like Rambo, pumping The Pasties full of paint. "ENOUGH!!!!!!" Oreo yelled out in a girly high pitched scream. Oreo stood up and started hosing down the Pasties with paintballs. Fropac stopped, and looked at Oreo. He had never seen anybody shoot so fast with a pump gun since Mykee's mom was 'cocking' him. Oreo was managing 50 balls a second with the pump gun. Just then Wesley Clark stepped out of no where, and yelled "LET HER LOSE!!!" Out of no where a missle came out of the sky, "Oh shit they brought in the Weapons of Mass Destruction" Oreo said. Expecting an explosing, the huge missle aboue a mile around landed next to them and flattened all nature in a mile radius. Right now The Pasties started to run away. Confused Fropac and Oreo as well as the rest of Viva La Resistance did not know what the hell was going on. The missle let out smoke and then opened up. Out stepped the biggest bitch the world well ever come to know. IT WAS NIKKI PARADISE!!!!!!!!! |