| Chapter 10 - Paradise City |
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| "Dude wtf, that was the biggest acid trip ever. Ive been in the same spot for like the past month." Oreo said to himself. "I THOUGHT YOU DONT DO ACID JIM!?" Fropac said since he overheard him. "Ya well its the because jews and the blacks are whats wrong in this world!" Oreo yelled back. All of a sudden the ground started to shake causing everyone to fall over. Oreo looked up and noticed trees falling and what was left of nature running/flying away. "YOU OKAY FROPAC!?" Oreo yelled over to Fropac's position. "YA!" Fropac responded. Fropac got up and searched for his gun that he dropped, he found it and picked it up, his gun discharged and shot off 3-5 shots. And in the process he shot one of his teammates. The crashing got closer, and finally out of the woodwork came NIKKIE PARADISE!!! "MUARGHHH, IM GOING TO EAT YOU!!! ME WANT TO EAT YOU ALL UP!!!" Nikkie yelled. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Commodore yelled out as a the ground started to shake. "WOW, i have not felt this place shake that bad since i humped YOUR MOM!" Darth Mullet said. Somewhere in the background someone said "CHOO CHOO." Somehow out of nowhere Darth Mullet had suddenly got a mullet, no one knows how though. "I fear the beginning of the end has come to start." Darth Mullet said. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Commodore asked in a confused manner. "What I mean is that The Pasties have brought forth their greatest weapon" Darth Mullet answered. "You mean the pasty ho that steals the men Ally likes?" Commodore asked. "How the hell am i supposed to know!?" Darth Mullet said. "We must bezounce out of this bitch and find out what the hell is up!!" Commodore said getting up. Darth Mullet and his crew along with Commodore 64 left towards the great rumbling as they called it. "OMG ITS THE JEW WHO WADDLES LIKE A PENGUIN AND LOOKS LIKE ON TOO!!!" Oreo yelled out. "NO JIMLI ITS NIKKIE PARADISE!!" Darth Mullet yelled when he came out of the clearing. "TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS..." Commodore started to sing, "No ric, you dont want to go down to that city." Fropac said. "FROPAC!!!!" Darth Mullet yelled out. "BITCHING HO!!" Fropac answered back. By then Nikkie Paradise had eaten most of the Viva La Resistance crew. "We need to stop this bitch. We need a plan." Oreo said. "I got a plan for you jimli, how about i give you 20 bucks so i can.." Darth Mullet began. "FUCK YOU!!" Oreo yelled out. Nikkie Paradise had finally spotted them and was coming towards them until she saw the chocolate ones. She stopped and turned around and ran away towards other people to eat. "Wtf??" Commodore said. "It seems to me that she does not like chocolate covered ones." Darth Mullet said. "BY GEORGE!!! BITCHES IS SICK YO!" Commodore said. "I got an idea." Oreo stared, "We need to draw Nikkie Paradise into the a clearing, and use something that will kill her." "I know exactly what to do" Darth Mullet said, "We need a child, cuz we all know Nikkie loves children the most to eat. Yet, who shall we use as bait?" "Kayla?" Fropac perked in. "A GREAT IDEA!! We will need her to stand in the middle of the field as we all are spread around the field, and when Nikkie is in the middle we open fire on her." Darth Mullet said. "Ya but regular paintballs wont work." Commodore said. "Of course silly, Ive made a special type of ball, its called a skeetball, its filled with skeet instead of paint. It will work on Nikkie by making her horny and she will start humping big long hard..... trees thus the humping will cause nikkie to become exhausted and she will eventually fall asleep giving us time to flee. Here are the skeetballs, i only have about a dozen of them tho sicne i can only make 1 to 2 a day. So conserve your shot." "Damn yo, i can make 5 to 6 of those bitches in a day." Commodore said, thinking that he could make the most. "That aint nothing honkey, i can make 12 of those bad boys in a day." Oreo said believe that he had won the most in how many times he can skeet in one day. "You bitches and hoes are weak, i can make 57 of those fuckers in 3 hours!" Fropac said clearly winning the competition. |