| Chapter 1 - Shake it like a Polaroid Bible |
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| "Now tell me, whats cooler then being COOL!?" Commodore 64 IMed Oreo Kanobi. "Dude, if you do not shut the fuck up, you body will become ice cold, CUZ IMMA KILL YOU!!" Oreo Kanobi typed back. "Just come over." "Around 4:20 I will be over" Knowing Oreo Kanobi, he will be over about ummm lets say 7. Here is a little Oreo Kanobi time one o one. See take the time he tells you and add about 3 to 4 hours to it and you got the time he will be over. "What to do, what to do," Commodore 64 said sitting at his computer. He left Darth Mullet's crib about an hour ago. "AH HA what do we got hurr, Fropac has just signed on" Commodore 64 mentioned to himself. "Come over around 7 or so, Oreo Kanobi will be over," Commodore 64 IMed Fropac "IIGHT" Fropac messenged back. Commodore 64 took a shower threw on some clothes and went back up the steet. Knocking the way he does with the Make It Clap beat on the door, his family knew it was him. He entered the house hopped down the basement steps were Darth Mullet was playing Final Fantasy. Of course Commodore 64 entered the basement during a movie scene like he always does. I mean what would Final Fantasy be without one walking in during a movie scene. "Oreo boi will be over in about an hour" "IIGHT" "Dude, stop that" "Stop what yo, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOOT WILLIS!?" "I fucking hate you" "WHO AM IIIIIII!!!!!" White on one side black on the other side Oreo Kanobi came running downstairs around 7:20, as usual he came late. He started to bitch about his mom falling asleep and other shit like that. The two told Oreo Kanobi about what had happend. His response was as followed "SEE I TOLD YOU BITCHES THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!!" Commodore 64 responded "Dude, you did not warn us about anything this time, you just said that Darth Mullet is nearing his time of month again." "Ok, Commodore if you say I am on my period one more time, I will seriously piss on you R Kelly style," Darth Mullet faught back. "I never once said you were on your period, I just said its your time of month." Fropac grabbed his beanie and fitted it on his head. How he ever does it with his huge fro, no body will ever know. He took up his skateboard and used the ways of the fro to speed skate over to Darth Mullets house. He was nearing the corner when he noticed a gathering of bright white people wearing pointy hats. They were so white that their whiteness reflected even at night. How weird.....Using the ways of the fro, Fropac overcame his fear and approached. The really really white people noticed his coming, they waited until Fropac was less then 4 feet away, all of a sudden one of the hooded figures spun around and threw a bible at him. "Ya fucking mormon, you hit me in the face!" Fropac yelled. The bible fell to the ground and opened up to Psalm 69 and a bright white light engufled Fropac. He vanished into thin air, he was caught. Where? In the bible of course. |