| GEOCITIES FOR RETARDS |
| First of all, I use Geocities. There's other places that offer free website, but I'm not worrying about that right now. 1. If you haven't already, sign up for an account at www.geocities.com. Yahoo owns Geocities so you can use your Yahoo account if you have one. 2. Your login name will be the name of your website. For example, if your login name is Pussylovindonkeyrider, then your site name will be www.geocities.com/Pussylovindonkeyrider. Get it? 3. Use Pagebuilder as your method of buiding your website. It's easy to use. It'll take a little loading time. No need to download anything. 4. Ok, now that you're in Pagebuilder, mess around. I'm not going to explain everything, just tinker with stuff. One thing I will point out though is that the page that you want to pop up when you click on the link www.geocities.com/pussylovindonkeyrider needs to be named index.html, cuz you aren't specifying a page so it'll automatically bring you to index.html. Or in other words, name your main page index.html. You NEED index.html. 5. File names, it makes a difference if letters are capitalized or not. Ass.html is not the same as ASS.html. They'll be separate pages. Same goes for pussy.jpeg and Pussy.jpeg. They'll be two different files as far as Pagebuilder is concerned. Don't put spaces in the name, it won't work. 6. Files, you need to upload files before you can use them. Two ways to upload. Through File Manager on the Geocities page or my preferred method, go to File>Upload Files and Images. If you upload through File Manager on the Geocities page, your Pagebuilder still won't be updated so you can't use the file until you reload Pagebuilder. What a pain. Cool, you've just started your own website! You're not a retard no more! Now move on to Intermediate! |
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