::[ WRESTLECLASH I RESULTS ]::

Saturday, April 28th, 2001
United Center in Chicago, Illinois

::[...E.... Chaos rolls over to cover Bronx right away. 1, 2, shoulder up. Now Bronx and Chaos slowly work their way to their feet. Chaos throws a punch, and it staggers Bronx. But Bronx retaliates with a huge right hand, sending Chaos down! Chaos pops up, and Bronx puts him down with another right. Now Bronx hits a quick leg drop, and then rolls off holding his leg.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx's leg is still injured.

King Royce: What a stupid monk! He hurt his own injured leg! BWAHA!

::[Chaos rolls over to cover Bronx. 1, 2, he gets the shoulder up. Chaos is up, and he picks up Bronx as well. Chaos nails a picture perfect belly-to-belly suplex! Now Chaos jumps high, and lands on Bronx with an elbow. Chaos gets on top of Bronx, and starts barrading him with rights and lefts. Bronx tries to put his arms in front of his face, but Chaos won't allow him. The referee finally stops this, and Chaos gets off. Bronx is even bloodier, and he just lays there. Chaos pins him. 1, 2, kickout! Chaos picks up Bronx and picks him up in the body slam position, but doesn't throw him down. Chaos carries Bronx to the corner, and sets him up upside down on it! The tree of woe position! Chaos kicks Bronx in the face, then backs up to the opposite corner. Chaos runs with all his might at Bronx, and shoulders him right in the chest! Chaos backs up again, and once again runs at Bronx. This time Bronx lifts his head up and gets out of the way, sending Chaos barreling into the turnbuckle. Bronx slowly works his way to stand up on the top rope, and then grabs Chaos' head. Bronx jumps off and hits a spinning top rope DDT!]::

Randy Boggs: WOW! Bronx is taking control, with an exclamation point!

King Royce: Where?

Randy Boggs: What?

King Royce: Where's the exclamation point? I ONLY SEE PERIODS!

Randy Boggs: Wow....

::[Both men are down, and the referee starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... they're both up! Bronx whips Chaos into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline. Chaos ducks, and grabs Bronx from behind. A quick german suplex with a release to down the Television Champion. Chaos gets Bronx back up, and goes for another german suplex. Bronx doesn't go up, and he hits Chaos with some back elbow shots. Chaos lets go of the hold, and Bronx drop kicks him over the ropes, to the outside. Bronx follows him out, and grabs Chaos. He whips Chaos into the barricade, and then he backs up. Bronx charges at Chaos, and then jumps up for a standing up splash! Chaos sticks his foot up, and it goes right into Bronx's chest, knocking all the wind out of him. Chaos picks up Bronx and rolls him into the ring, and follows him in. Chaos puts a sleeper hold on Bronx, who is already down. Bronx slowly gets up to his knees, even though Chaos tries to not let him. Bronx is now on his feet, and Chaos can't believe it. Bronx with a back elbow, another one... and a back kick into the "go-nads" of Chaos!]::

King Royce: I can't STAND to see that! It just fills me with pain!

Randy Boggs: Why don't you go help him then?

King Royce: I'm not going into the ring with a ball kicker! It isn't morally correct!

::[Bronx whips Chaos into the ropes, and pulls off a high back body drop. Bronx goes for the quick pin... 1, 2, kickout. Bronx now heads to the corner and climbs to the top. By the time he gets to the top, Chaos hits his leg and Bronx falls down on HIS "go-nads". Royce goes crazy, as Chaos climbs up to the second rope. He sets up Bronx in a vertical suplex position, and then lifts him up and falls back! SUPERPLEX! Both men are down! The referee starts his count! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Chaos is on his knees... 6, 7, 8... Chaos is up! He goes over to where Bronx lies and starts to tangle Bronx's legs. Chaos lifts his hand in the air as he falls back to finish hooking on the figure four! Bronx is screaming in pain, as Chaos is screaming in delight. The referee keeps checking Bronx for any sign of giving up, but Bronx keeps shaking his head no. Finally Bronx starts to move around, and tries to roll the move over. Chaos won't allow it, and he pulls Bronx's legs very hard. Bronx screams at the top of his lungs as he turns the move over and reverses the pain into Chaos! Chaos is right near the ropes though, and he grabs on quickly, so Bronx must let go of the move.]::

Randy Boggs: Chaos taking advantage of that hurt leg of Bronx's. Smart strategy to take down Bronx.

King Royce: Nothing else has worked to stop him, so Chaos is using an injury to his advantage.

::[Both men are down, so the referee starts his count. 1, 2, 3, 4... Chaos and Bronx both get up and start circling each other. They stop and lock up dead center in the ring. Chaos starts overpowering Bronx, and then Chaos uses a cheap little side kick to Bronx's leg to take the TV Champ to his knees. Chaos picks Bronx up, and throws him into the ropes. Chaos goes off the ropes as well, and the two men meet in the middle of the ring, Chaos nails Bronx with a knee to the gut. Bronx slowly rises to his feet as Chaos lines up to run at Bronx again. Chaos takes off and nails Bronx with a huge clothesline. Bronx does a half flip, landing on his face, and Chaos goes to the feet of Bronx. Chaos quickly hooks on an ankle lock, and Bronx is once again in pain. Bronx inches his way to the ropes, but Chaos pulls back and tightens his grip. Bronx is trying to push himself the ropes again, but Chaos keeps pulling back. Then, Bronx stops struggling. The referee comes to check on him, and lifts his arm. It falls. He lifts it again. It falls...]::

Randy Boggs: This could be it for Bronx's reign as TV Champ.

King Royce: It better NOT end like this.

::[The referee lifts the arm one last time, but Bronx holds it up! Bronx starts pushing to the ropes, and Chaos can't stop him. Bronx reaches the ropes and grabs a good hold of them! The referee makes Chaos break the hold, but Chaos looks pissed. He quickly puts Bronx's foot on the bottom ropes and straddles it. He jumps up and almost crushes Bronx's hurt leg! Bronx screams out! Chaos sets up to do it again. He jumps up and NAILS Bronx again. The referee tells Chaos to break it up, and knowing it could cost him a title, he stops. For a while Chaos and the referee exchange words.]::

Randy Boggs: Valuable time being wasted. You are supposed to be beating up Bronx, not arguing with the referee ABOUT beating Bronx.

King Royce: Speaking of beating...

Randy Boggs: Just shut up.

::[Chaos finally reaches an agreement with the referee, and he nods his head. Chaos walks over to wear Bronx is lying in pain, and he pushes him out of the ring. Chaos follows out, and picks up Bronx. He whips Bronx as hard as he can right into the steel steps... BAM! A loud boom is heard as Bronx crashes shoulder first into the steel steps. Chaos picks Bronx up and wraps a hand around his throat. Chaos signals Bronx is going up, and then picks him up with a choke slam, right on the "not very supportive" mats. Chaos picks up Bronx and slides him into the ring. Chaos doesn't follow, but he drags Bronx's legs on either side of the ring post. Then Chaos sets up again, and hooks on the figure four with the ring post! Bronx is once again trying to get loose, but it's almost impossible from here. The referee tells Chaos to break the hold, and starts a count to five to make him break it. At the count of four, Chaos breaks it and Bronx rolls back writhing in pain.]::

Randy Boggs: It may not seem like it, but Chaos is really dominating this match right now.

King Royce: He is one boring butt mut. He keeps doing submissions... they suck!

Randy Boggs: What do you want to happen?

King Royce: More of the choke slam stuff, that was the only cool part.

Randy Boggs: You are impossible...

::[Chaos gets in the ring and the ref gets right in his face. They argue a little more, and finally Chaos just blows him off. Chaos walks over to Bronx, who is on his knees right now. Chaos picks him up and sets him up for a northern lights suplex. Chaos lifts, but Bronx won't budge. Chaos tries again, but Bronx is immovable. Finally Bronx puts a headlock on Chaos, and then drops him down with a DDT. Both men are down and out, and the referee starts his count again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Chaos is to his feet. He walks over to Bronx, who is on his knees at this point, and then kicks him straight in the face. Chaos picks Bronx up and throws him into the corner. Chaos barges after Bronx, but Bronx gets a boot up! Chaos struggles to stand for a while, and Bronx slowly climbs to the top rope. Finally Chaos regains his composure and turns to Bronx. Bronx flies off the top and hits Chaos with a cross body block. Bronx holds on to it and makes it a pin. 1, 2, huge kickout by Chaos, making Bronx fly off.]::

Randy Boggs: Chaos isn't ready to give up that easily.

King Royce: Bronx is making a comeback, though. Watch out... he's coming back!

Randy Boggs: You said the same thing twice.

King Royce: Just wanted to re-enforce it.

Randy Boggs: I - D - ten - T.

King Royce: What?

Randy Boggs: Think about it...

::[Bronx gets to his feet and picks up Chaos. Bronx kicks Chaos in the gut, then runs off the ropes. A running bulldog on Chaos! Bronx pops back up, and once again picks up Chaos. Another kick to Chaos in the gut, and once AGAIN Bronx runs into the ropes. This time he pulls off a swinging neck breaker on Chaos, and goes straight for the pin. 1, 2, kickout. Bronx is up and he turns Chaos onto his stomach. Bronx straddles Chaos and hooks on a chin lock. Chaos flails his arm looking for something, but he won't give up. Finally Chaos grabs hold of both of Bronx's ankles, and pulls forward to make Bronx fall back onto his back. But Chaos' neck almost broke in that process, so both men lay motionless. The referee starts his count as usual... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...]::

Randy Boggs: What a match!

King Royce: I can feel something big happening soon though.

Randy Boggs: That's not what you're feeling.

King Royce: You're right, I'm feeling my ass!

::[...7, 8, 9... Bronx rolls over onto Chaos for the pin. 1, 2, 3! NO! NOOO! Chaos got a foot on the bottom rope! Bronx can't believe it! He picks up Chaos, and kicks him in the stomach. Bronx signals for the Byte... he picks up Chaos into a powerbomb position and then destroys him with a huge piledriver! Chaos is down and out, Bronx slowly crawls to cover him. 1... 2... 3! Bronx retains the TV Title!]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx has pulled out the victory! He retains his Television Title!

King Royce: Chaos just didn't have anything left at the end.

::["Bow Wow" starts to play, as Bronx gets to his knees. The ref hands him the title, and he quickly lifts it into the air. He runs to the corner and jumps to the middle turnbuckle, and the fans begin to bark. Bronx goes from corner to corner, before ending up where he started. He jumps down off the last turnbuckle, and almost runs into a heavy-breathing Chaos. Bronx is being defensive, not knowing what he's going to do. Chaos puts his hand out, and Bronx looks at it, then back up to Chaos. He then looks out to the crowd, who's telling him not to do it. Bronx then looks back at Chaos, then shakes his hand. Chaos then rolls out of the ring, as Bronx continues to celebrate. Chaos is having trouble up the ramp, and leaves a trail of blood all the way up it. Bronx finally jumps out of the ring as Chaos walks through the curtains.]::

Randy Boggs: What sportsmanship! Chaos and Bronx have a new found respect for one another it seems. Great effort by both men.

King Royce: Sportsmanship is for pussies.

::[The cameras cut backstage where Star Struck is shown standing outside the Jolly Potter locker room. He has a lead pipe in hand and taps it against the door. Before anyone can answer, Star Struck is nailed from behind. Star Struck falls into some boxes, and we see Ricky Green standing above Star Struck.]::

Randy Boggs: Ricky Green took down Star Struck with a steel chair!

King Royce: That bastard foiled his plans!

::[Ricky just shakes his head at Star Struck, and walks away. Jolly Potter then finally opens his door and sees Star Struck stand up from the boxes. Before he can say anything, Ricky is nailed in the back with the lead pipe. Star Struck continues to hammer Ricky in the back with the lead pipe. Star Struck picks Ricky up and slams him against the wall. Star Struck whacks him across the face with the lead pipe, before turning and walking away. The camera shifts to Max Danger's office, where he's shaking his head in disappointment.]::

Max Danger: He didn't do as I told him! Stupid idiot. He didn't get Potter!

Jessica: He got Ricky Green though.

Max Danger: Yeah, but I don't have to fight Ricky Green tonight! Damn it!

Jessica: Oh don't worry about it. Everything will be alright.

::[Jessica sits in Max's lap and kisses him as we head back to the arena.]::

King Royce: No! No! Stay there!!!

Randy Boggs: Loser. Anyway, it seems as if Max isn't too pleased with Star Struck.

King Royce: He didn't do as he was told. Now back to Max and Jessica... gettin' it on!!

Randy Boggs: Kissing is not "gettin' it on", as you so eliquently put it.

King Royce: Screw you, I haven't been laid in awhile.

Randy Boggs: But you did have a guy....

King Royce: Shut up!

Randy Boggs: Right.

syn[champion] VERSUS j.j. $tudd VERSUS star struck VERSUS ricky green
[four-way omega title match]

::[God of Mind" by Disturbed starts to play through the arena as Syn enters through the curtains with a huge pop. Syn struts to the ring and swings the Omega title in the air as "Tattooed Bruise" kicks up and J.J. $tudd runs through the curtain and runs over Syn from behind.]::

King Royce: That was a cheap shot!

Randy Boggs: Looks like J.J. doesn't want to waste any time getting the advantage.

::[J.J. starts to pummel Syn on the concrete and throws him against the barricades. Syn flips over the rail, and J.J. follows him. Syn gets to his feet and they start to exchange punches. One of the spectators tries to pat J.J. on the back, but J.J. grabs his arm and flips him over the rail!]::

Randy Boggs: That's assault!

King Royce: That's what he gets for being an armchair wrestler!

Randy Boggs: King, you're an armchair wrestler.

King Royce: Not by choice!

::[Syn grabs J.J. and whips him into the camera equipment! The equipment explodes as J.J. hits with a boom! Out of nowhere, Ricky Green jumps on top of Syn from the rafters! They tumble onto the wreckage of the equipment where J.J. is sprawled out and bloodied from the glass.]::

Randy Boggs: I didn't think that Ricky would make it, due to the incident backstage.

King Royce: The "Elite Killa" has the stones to fight the pain, and everyone else for that matter!

::[Syn crawls towards the barricade, as Green follows close behind. Syn manages to climb over the railing, and slides into the ring. Suddenly, Starstruck hobbles through the curtain, looking totally worn out and beat up.]::

Randy Boggs: Starstruck, go back!

King Royce: No! More carnage equals buyrates!

::[Starstruck flops himself into the ring, and Syn pus the boots to him immediately. Syn picks up Starstruck and whips him against the ropes.Cross Bodyblock! Starstruck falls hard while Syn hooks him up for a textbook cradle. 1...2...kick out! Syn kicks Starstruck in the stomach. Bulldog! Starstruck hits the mat hard as Ricky Green makes his way to the crowd and runs towards the ring.]::

King Royce: Ricky's back on track!

Randy Boggs: At least he's back in the match.

::[Ricky bashes Syn in the face with a series of forearms, while Starstruck is desperately trying to get to his feet. Ricky puts Syn's head betwwen his legs. Powerbomb! Syn bounces off the mat with a thud as Ricky whips Starstruck against the ropes. Clothesline from hell! Ricky covers Starstruck. 1....2...kick out! J.J. $tudd finally gets to the ring as the trail of blood follows him to the ring.]::

Randy Boggs: J.J. looks worse for wear.

King Royce: It's an improvement!

::[Syn hits Ricky with a flurry of lefts and rights, knocking Ricky against the turnbuckle. Syn climbs to the turnbuckle. Tornado DDT! Syn tries for the cover. 1...2...J.J. makes the save! J.J. picks Starstruck up and whips him against the ropes. Implant DDT! Starstruck falls to the mat, lying motionless.]::

Randy Boggs: Starstruck hasn't been able to use any offense in this match so far.

King Royce: That's because he's all used up from the crap Danger had him do!

::[Syn turns J.J. around and wails on him with chops to the chest. Syn whips J.J. against the ropes...Ricky spears him from the other side of the ring!! J.J. flies out of the ring, and onto the concrete! The crowd starts a "Holy Sh*t" chant.]::

King Royce: Holy Sh*t is right!

Randy Boggs: Ricky ruined Syn's party.

::[Syn picks Ricky up high in the air. Vertical Suplex! Syn goes for the cover. 1...2...Starstruck breaks up the count! Starstruck sets Syn up for the Pedigree, but Ricky superkicks Starstruck through the ropes, and he lands on top of J.J.!]::

Randy Boggs: That was an unitentional moonsault!

::[Ricky and Syn continue to exchange blows in the middle of the ring. Syn gets the better of the battle as he turns a chinlock into a Pumphandle Slam! Ricky is down. Syn goes for the cover. 1....2....thr...NO! J.J. pulls the ref out of the ring! Syn is livid as he climbs the turnbuckle, and dives right on to J.J., Starstruck, and the ref!! The men bounce all different ways like a pinball as Ricky Green climbs out of the ring after Syn. Syn sees Ricky running after him and rolls into the ring. Ricky follows him and as Syn tries to take advantage, Ricky reverses the move into a jacknife powerbomb! Again Ricky executes another powerbomb! One more powerbomb from Ricky!! Syn is out cold!]::

Randy Boggs: This is it! This is it!

King Royce: Not if there isn't a ref!

::[Ricky goes to revive the ref outside the ring, and throws the ref through the ropes. The ref rolls right next to the motionless Syn, and Ricky climbs into the ring and covers Syn. 1..........2..........THUD!!! Starstruck whacks Ricky with a chair!]::

Randy Boggs: No fair! Where's the DQ?

King Royce: The ref still thinks he's officiating a girls softball game!

::[Starstruck whacks Syn and Ricky with the chair repeatedly, and throws the chair to the outside. The camera pans in on a pair of hands catching the chair.]::

Randy Boggs: That's not J.J.'s hands!

King Royce: That's not Starstruck's hands either!

::[The camera zooms out to reveal Ricky Hunter raising the chair high above his head! Hunter slides into the ring while J.J. is trying to climb into the ring. Starstruck goes to cover Syn.The ref counts. 1......2.......CRACK!! Hunter whacks Starstruck with the chair!]::

Randy Boggs: Talk about musical chairs...this is crazy!

King Royce: Why is Hunter here anyway? He shouldn't be involved.

::[Hunter continues to pummel Starstruck with the chair, as the ref is still lying on his back, trying to catch his senses. J.J. climbs in the ring and goes after Hunter. Hunter turns around and whacks J.J. with the chair! Once, twice,three...four, five times!! J.J. is swaying and bleeding like a stuffed pig. Hunter hits J.J. ome more time, and J.J. falls right on top of Starstruck!!! Syn tries to crawl towards the men, but Ricky Green grabs Syn's leg. The ref looks up and sees J.J. lying on top of Starstruck! 1.............. 2.............. THUD!!! Someone else just hit J.J. with a chair!!! It's Chaos!!]::

King Royce: Chaos just knocked some sense into J.J.!

::[Syn gets up and on his feet, as Chaos swings the chair at Syn. Syn ducks, and grabs Chaos from behind. Syn Suplex!! Chaos tumbles out of the ring as J.J. picks Ricky up, at the same time Syn picks Starstruck up. Conclusion on Ricky!!! Syn Bomb on Startstruck!!! Both men cover for the pin. The ref counts towards J.J.. 1......... 2......... the ref turns towards Syn.... 3!!!!!!! The match is over!!!!]::

King Royce: Not another controversy!

Randy Boggs: Another controversy involving the most cunning, calculated, and controversial....

King Royce: Shut up! I'd rather have root canal that hear that f*cking catchphase again!

::[The ref grabs the Omega belt and walks over to Syn and J.J., who are yelling at each other about who won. The ref walks directly to Syn, and hands him the belt! The ref raises his hand in victory!!]::

Randy Boggs: Syn is the winner!!!

King Royce: Thank you ref!!

::[J.J. is stunned as Syn climbs the turnbuckle and raises the belt in victory. J.J. starts to walk towards the ref.]::

Randy Boggs: The ref is dead!

::[J.J. just walks past the ref and exits the ring. Courtney rushes over to him as he walks down the aisle.]::

Randy Boggs: That's not like J.J.

King Royce: Maybe he'll quit! That would be a party for the GFWA!

::[J.J. walks backstage as Denise Lopez runs towards him and shoves a microphone in his face.]::

Denise Lopez: J.J., based on the events that just happened, what do you have to say?

J.J. $tudd: I only have two words to say....I QUIT!!! I know politics, and Danger is a great politician. If I can't get past politics here, then I need to go somewhere else.

Denise Lopez: I didn't see any political scheme going on with the match. That's just how things go sometimes.

J.J. $tudd: Whatever, and you got into movies because of your acting skills...until I decide to grace your presence again...the pleasure's all yours!!!

::[J.J. slips into the $tuddmobile as the car drives off.]::

Randy Boggs: Hmmm, I don't think he's coming back.

King Royce: Me either.

::[The scene goes to the backstage area of the arena. Johnny Street is walking around with a pushcart. On the cart it looks like a gourmet meal. There is also a white sheet to cover the cart. Johnny stops at a door and the camera focuses to see the door is Misfit's dressing room. Johnny knocks twice on the door and then quickly hides under the sheet and on the crate.]::

Randy Boggs: Johnny getting sneaky...

King Royce: Don't get sneaky... get "sneaky".

Randy Boggs: That time it didn't even make sense.

King Royce: But I tried...

::[The door opens and Misfit is standing there looking confused at the table in front of him. He shrugs his shoulders and drags it in, then shuts the door.]::

Randy Boggs: Johnny got inside Misfit's dressing room!

King Royce: Ewww...

Randy Boggs: Shut up, YOU are the gross one, remember?

King Royce: Ooooh yeah.

::[From inside the door you can hear fighting. And then, to top it all off, you hear a huge BANG! Then there is quiet until Johnny Street walks out of the dressing room, and looks into the camera.]::

Johnny Street: Sure, I'm busy tonight, but I'll come out on top, no matter what. You cannot stop me from being the best, so why even try? Misfit just learned not to mess with me, now there are a few others I gotta deal with...

::[The scene switches backstage where Angelica Dawson is happily hopping down the hall. She reaches a door you recognize as the door to Bronx's dressing room. She stops here and pulls out the letter she got earlier. She smiles to herself again, and opens the door. The lights are off inside, and the door is shut. Fighting is heard.]::

Randy Boggs: Bronx was looking for the one who trashed his dressing room, and he just nailed Angelica Dawson!

King Royce: Don't nail her... NAIL her!

Randy Boggs: Would you stop that?

::[Finally the door opens and Angelica Dawson stumbles out. She looks like she is about to fall down, as the scene goes back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: That can't be good, eh?

King Royce: Just the wrong place at the wrong time.

Randy Boggs: Well... yeah, I don't really know what else to say.

King Royce: Say nothing because everyone's hero is in action NOW!!

jolly potter and fake jessica VERSUS max danger and jessica
[regular rules tag team match for potter's contract]

::[The lights go out, as "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine quietly begins to play. Suddenly there's a loud and bright explosion from the entrance. The music starts to play louder and harder as a spotlight shines on the entrance. Out from behind the curtains walks Max Danger and Jessica. The boos are loud, but you can still hear some whistling for Jessica. Max and Jessica head down the aisle. Max stops once as a fan reaches for Jessica's "sweet ass". Max punches the fan, then continues on with Jessica. He lifts her up onto the apron, then jumps up there himself. He holds open the ropes for her, then jumps over the top rope. He jumps to the middle rope, and does his Lance Storm pose, as Jessica stand at his side. Fireworks shoot up from behind them, and the lights come back on.]::

Randy Boggs: Max and Jessica look ready, King.

King Royce: Of course they are!

::[Musical equipment is seen on the right hand portion of the entrance way, with top UK band Moloko in place ready to perform. Then "Karaoke Queen" by Catatonia starts to play, much to the confusion of everyone inside the arena. In the ring, Max Danger has an expression on his face that reads "What the fuck is going on here?" Then Abigail Doyle steps out on to the stage, microphone in hand, to a huge cheer. "Karaoke Queen" stops, and Abigail stands on stage.

Abigail Doyle: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the sensational MOLOKO!!!

::[The band start to play their huge hit "Pure Pleasure Seeker" and the crowd are soon lapping it up.]::

Moloko[singing]: Yeah... Gotta get me some, gotta get me
Instant gratification.
Gimme new kicks, won't you show me new tricks
Without the ramifications.
Give it a try, don't be shy.
Well you know you might like it.
Never been to keen a timekeeper
But I'm a pure new pleasure seeker...
All the way from Venus. Invading from Mars.
Don't let that come between us.
It's written in the stars.
Save me from fading afraid.
The tears of a fool on parade.
Quietly turn into stone.
Make me flesh and bone.
Well come on!
Oh...
You know that you want it and how...

::[The band continue with an instrumental part of the song. This enables The Jolly Potter and fake Jessica to come out into the arena amid a plethora of fireworks. They make a welcome gesture to Moloko who return the favour.]::

Abigail Doyle: Introducing the winners of the next match up, from the great British Isles, they are multiple World Champion The Jolly Potter and what Jessica Barrett-Dox should be like, Pandora Box-Grainger!

::[Potter, Abigail and Pandora all walk down to ringside, as Moloko resume singing.]::

Moloko[singing]: Stimulation in body and cell.
For the good and misguided.
Desperation I'm under your spell.
Misunderstood and derided.
Speculation they kiss and they tell.
Misjudged and misquoted.
Fell into the abyss,
I must have wanted this.
Another myth exploded.
Take a weight off your mind.
Trust the voice of experience.
I'll tell you little white lies.
Viva indifference.
Stoke up your fire
I'm all you require...
They won't set you alight.
Come and live your desire.

::[The Jolly Potter, Pandora Box-Grainger and Abigail Doyle stop at the end of the aisle, and Max and Jessica are seen somewhat miffed in the ring.]::

Abigail Doyle: Hey Max and Jessica... Before this match starts, we have a little feature film for you to watch.

::[The three get in the ring as everyone stares up to the Global Tron. On the Global Tron, some rock track plays over a black screen. Shortly after, some white letters come onto the screen, reading.... DOYLE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS..... THE BODYGUARDS.... AN ABIGAIL DOYLE FILM..... STARRING THE JOLLY POTTER..... NEOPHYTOU.... GARTH.... AND TANSJI.... EARLIER TODAY appears on the G-Tron as well. The film flickers into life. We are outside the same room that was shown earlier blocked by a huge concrete cube. A commotion is heard to the left of the room, and the camera pans round. The Jolly Potter and Neophytou are taking it to Garth and Tansji. Garth and Tansji are already badly beaten when Potter and Neophytou nail a Conchairto on Garth. Potter then nails Tansji with a clay pot whilst Neophytou hits him with a cinderblock in the back of the head. Potter and Neophytou then drag Garth and Tansji into the room, leaving them lying in a heap on the floor.]::

Jolly Potter: Damn clayheads. We told you you're going to get some, and we gave some and more.

Neophytou: That's for mugging me in London. That's for mugging me when I rescued Pandora. And that's for being a part of the plan to take Pandora. Yassas you jackasses.

::[The two walk away from the room. Potter goes left, Neophytou right. Potter then drives an eighteen wheel truck up near the door, whilst Neophytou drives a heavy duty crane. Potter opens up the back of the truck, revealing a huge concrete cube.]::

Jolly Potter: OK NEO. ALL SET.

::[Neophytou gives Potter the thumbs up, and lowers the crane to the concrete cube. Potter secures the fixings, and Neophytou lifts the cube of the truck and places it in front of the doorway, completely blocking all access in or out of the room, with Garth and Tansji still inside.]::

Jolly Potter: You bastards, now you can't even contemplate interfering in tonight's match because you can't leave this room!

Neophytou: You've got what you deserved thirteen years ago you worthless puppets.

::[Potter and Neophytou drive off laughing as the film fades out and all attention is back on the ring.]::

Randy Boggs: What a great film!

King Royce: That's not going to win any awards, I guarantee that.

Randy Boggs: And look at Max! Haha!

::[Max Danger looks like he's just crapped himself. He has a look of total shock on his face. He realizes he and Jessica now have to face The Jolly Potter and Pandora alone. Potter grabs Danger by the hair and immediately starts talking trash to him as the bell rings. Danger pushes Potter off as the ladies get to their corners. Danger slaps Potter, as a big "OOOO!" rings out all across the arena. Potter slowly turns back to Danger and smiles. Danger quickly slides out of the ring, and looks back in at Potter. Potter is yelling for him to get back in. Danger gets one knee on the apron when Potter comes over. Danger jumps back off and orders the ref to get him back. The ref pulls him back as Danger climbs up the steps. He keeps one foot the top steps and one on the apron. Potter comes over, and Danger stands back on the steps. He demands the ref keep him back or lose his job. Potter steps back as Danger gets on the apron. He looks over at Jessica, then is knocked off the apron by a dropkick from Potter. Danger flies off and into the guardrail! Potter stands against the ropes, looking out at Danger, and starts to laughing. He then starts up a Potter chant.]::

Randy Boggs: Jolly Potter is in firm control of this situation, King.

King Royce: Damn ref didn't keep him back. He won't have a job come tomorrow.

::[Danger stands up on the outside, and holds his back. He looks back in the ring, and Potter is holding the ropes open for him. Danger just gives him the finger and walks around the ring. He gets to the other side and Potter is holding those ropes open, and has a huge smile on his face. Danger just curses and tells him to get back. Potter does, and Danger climbs onto the apron. Potter just crosses his arms and waits for Danger to enter. Danger then realizes where he is and looks over to his right. He sees Pandora and starts to smile. Pandora backs up as far as she can, as Danger closes in on her. Danger grabs her by the hair, when Potter rushes over. Danger lets go of Pandora and pulls down the top rope, sending Potter to the outside. Danger jumps off the apron, and picks up Potter, who's holding his arm. Hard right to Potter's face. Potter is nailed again with another right. Some hard knife-edged chops from Danger to get the crowd to "Whoo!". Danger sends Potter into the ring steps, bad-arm first! Danger picks up Potter and drops him across the guardrail arm-first! Danger rolls Potter back into the ring, and then poses for the crowd, drawing lots of boos. Danger climbs back into the ring.]::

Randy Boggs: One costly mistake from Potter, and Danger is all over him.

King Royce: Now you know why he is a former US and Jr. Champion.

::[Danger picks up Potter by his injured arm, and rams his own shoulder into it! Danger drives his elbow down onto Potter's arm. Arm wringer from Max as he shouts at Potter. Danger with another arm wringer, then pulls Potter's arm above his shoulder. Danger then brings Potter's arm down across his shoulder! Danger jumps to the middle rope, drawing more boos. Danger then grabs Potter in a front facelock. Single arm DDT from Danger! Danger drags Potter to the corner, and tags in Jessica. Jessica comes in and kicks at Potter's arm. Jessica tags Max back in as Potter jumps up. Danger charges at Potter, who takes him down with a drop toe hold. Potter drives his knee into Danger's back, then rushes to the ropes. Danger is quickly up, and dropkicks Potter in the arm, taking him down.]::

Randy Boggs: Mini-comeback from Potter, but Danger nailed him with that dropkick.

King Royce: Danger looks to be on his game tonight. It's been awhile since that's been the case.

::[Danger brings Potter to his feet and rams him in the corner, arm-first. Danger does it again. Danger wraps Potter's arm around the top rope and starts to drives his own elbow down onto it. Danger then hits Potter in the jaw with a back elbow. Some more knife-edged chops to redden up the chest, making the crowd "Whoo!". Danger grabs Potter's arm and gets another arm wringer. He goes for the short-arm clothesline as well, but Potter ducks. Release German Suplex from Potter and both men are down.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Danger landed on the back of his head and neck!

King Royce: That bastard could have killed our President.

Randy Boggs: And what's so wrong with that?

::[Danger rolls to the ropes, and pulls himself up. He is holding the back of his neck, as Potter pulls himself up in the corner. Potter charges from the corner and decks Danger with a clothesline! Potter starts to roll around though, as he hit Danger with his bad arm. Danger is back up and shakes his head free of cobwebs. Danger grabs Potter by the arm, and gets another arm wringer. Danger then grabs Potter in a dragon sleeper. No, Danger drops down with a reverse DDT, even ramming Potter's arm into Danger's knee! Cross-arm breaker from Danger! Potter quickly makes it to the ropes. Danger holds on for a four count before letting loose. He pulls Potter to his feet and connects with more knife-edged chops. Danger grabs Potter's arm and bends it up slowly, then quickly jerks it back! Danger does it three more times, before getting Potter in a hammerlock. Danger then quickly goes into the Crossface Chicken Wing!!!!]::

Randy Boggs: The chicken wing from Danger!!

King Royce: I LOVE that move!

::[Potter is quick to the ropes before Danger and wrap his legs around him. Danger holds on until the count of four again. Danger picks Potter up off the canvas, and hits a hammerlock Northern Lights suplex! Danger doesn't go for a cover, but rather tags Jessica back in. Jessica comes in and kicks at Potter's arm, which is still under him from the suplex. She's stomping away at the shoulder, when Potter grabs her leg. She tries to reach Max, but is too far away. Potter gets to his feet and threatens to hit Jessica. He decides otherwise, and spins Jessica around. Crossface Chicken Wing from Potter on Jessica! The crowd is going apeshit!! Danger is in fast and kicks Potter in the face, to draw tons of boos. The ref is trying to get Danger out, but he won't. Danger picks up Potter and goes for the irish whip. Potter reverses it, holds onto Danger's arm, and pulls him back. Danger goes for the forearm shot, but Potter ducks, and locks Danger in the Crossface Chicken Wing!!! Potter wraps his legs around Danger, and he's tapping!! Danger is tapping, but he isn't the legal man. The ref is trying to tell Potter this, but he won't release the hold. Jessica starts to kick at Potter when Pandora runs in.]::

King Royce: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!! CAT FIGHT!!!!!

::[Pandora tackles Jessica as the crowd is going bonkers. Pandora starts to slap Jessica around, before picking her up. Pandora with a short-arm clothesline on Jessica, and more slapping! Pandora tosses Jessica into the corner and delivers her own knife-edged chops, as the fans are eating this up. Pandora is just man... er, womanhandling Jessica in the corner, when Star Struck runs out. The ref is still trying to get Potter off of Danger. Star Struck slides into the ring, and turns Pandora around. He grabs her by the throat, as Potter releases Danger from the chicken wing. Potter is up, but Pandora already kicks Star Struck in the groin! Star Struck doubles over, and Potter gets in front of him. Clayhead[pedigree] from Potter onto Star Struck!!! Potter tosses Star Struck out of the ring, then looks over at Jessica, who's sitting down in the corner. Bronco Buster from Pandora onto Jessica!! The crowd is going insane!!!]::

Randy Boggs: My god this is awesome!!

King Royce: You're damn straight!

::[Pandora picks up Jessica and tosses her over to Potter. Potter kneels down and leans Jessica over his knee. Potter starts to spank Jessica!! The crowd is just... just... going fuckin' wild! Potter then stops spanking her and the crowd starts to boo. So Pandora starts to spank her!! Shit the crowd is absolutely nuts now. Pandora then pulls Jessica off of Potter's knees, and tosses her to the mat. She goes to remove her small tights, as the ref tries to break it up. Pandora has them halfway off, revealing Jessica's "sweet ass" in a thong to the whole world. Danger then has a chair in hand, and whacks Potter with the ref not looking. Danger is stumbling around, as Potter gets up again. Danger completely destroys Potter with the chair, knocking him out of the ring. The camera shows Potter bleeding on the ground, as Danger pushes the ref aside, and grabs Pandora by the hair. Danger lifts Pandora up, as the fans are booing as loud as they can. Danger tosses the chair aside and Pandora tries to kick Danger low, but he blocks. Danger kicks Pandora in the gut, and nails her with a sitdown butterfly powerbomb!!! The crowd is throwing trash into the ring, as Danger orders the ref to count. The ref relunctly gets down to count the illegal pinfall. 1..... 2...... thre.... Potter makes the save!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Holy shit! Danger just killed Pandora, but Potter made the save!!!

King Royce: Rat bastard!

::[Potter's face is covered in blood as Danger gets up, with a pissed off look in his face. Danger lifts Potter up, who used his energy to break up the count, and whips him into the corner. Danger follows in with a big clothesline. Danger climbs to the middle turnbuckle, and lifts Potter up into tombstone position. Danger stands up on the middle rope, and leaps off. Potter pushes himself upward at the last second, and actually headbutts Danger in the groin on impact! Potter rolls over, and pulls himself up with the use of the ropes. He staggers around as Danger rolls around holding his groin. Jessica is over checking on Max, as Potter grabs her by the hair. She still hasn't pulled her pants up, and Potter sets her up for the Clayhead. Danger pops up and attempts a clothesline, but Potter ducks. Danger continues to the ropes, and attempts a crossbody block on Potter. Potter sidesteps, and Danger nails his wife with the crossbody! Danger gets up and can't believe it. He stands up and is kicked in the gut. Clayhead from Potter? No, Danger flips Potter over and onto Jessica! Danger just curses himself as the fans liked that.]::

Randy Boggs: Danger is doing more harm to Jessica than Potter is.

King Royce: Stupid Potter.

Randy Boggs: It's Danger doing it, not Potter.

King Royce: I don't care, I will always blame Potter.

::[Potter covers Jessica as she is the legal woman. 1... 2... Danger pulls Potter off and backs him into the corner. Danger unloads with some rights, then a standing dropkick. Danger then pulls Jessica over to the corner and tags himself back in. Danger runs in and gets flipped up and over the top rope! Danger lands on the ring steps, hard!! The crowd loves it! Potter rolls out of the ring, and grabs Danger. He whips Danger into the ring steps, and Danger knocks them off! Potter sets up Danger for the Clayhead on the bottom steps! Star Struck if finally back up and climbs onto the apron. He leaps off with a flying clothesline, but Potter catches his arm and gets him in the crippler crossface!!! Danger just falls to the ground as Star Struck is tapping to Potter's crossface. Potter lets the hold go after Star Struck passes out, and turns his attention to Danger. Danger attempts to poke Potter in the eyes, but Potter blocks by putting his had up between his eyes. The fans loved that. Potter then rams Danger into the ring post! Danger just bounces off the post and into the guardrail. Potter grabs Danger's legs and lifts them up, as Danger's upperbody is on the guardrail. Potter then kicks at Danger low, getting a huge pop from the crowd!]::

Randy Boggs: Ouch!

King Royce: Cheater!

Randy Boggs: Danger cheated first by using the damn chair!

King Royce: Doesn't matter, the ref wasn't looking.

Randy Boggs: He's checking on Jessica and Pandora now, so he's not looking this time either.

King Royce: Stupid referee!

::[Potter hammers Danger with some stiff rights, then rams him back-first into the ring apron! Potter rolls Danger back into the ring, and jumps to the apron. He takes a moment to play to the fans, getting a huge positive response, then turns around. Danger is there and takes a shot at Potter. Potter blocks and rams Danger's head into the top turnbuckle. Potter then grabs Danger and suplexes him out of the ring!!! Danger hits with a loud "THUD!", as Potter celebrates and the crowd goes nuts. Potter jumps off the apron and peels Max from the ground. Potter whips Danger into the guardrail. Danger jumps onto the guardrail, and attempts a moonsault. Potter catches him and rams him into the ring post! Back in the ring, Jessica and Pandora are on their feet. They charge at each other and collide in the middle of the ring. Hair-pulling, scratching, clawing, Jessica's bare ass!!! The crowd goes insane again!! They roll around the ring as the ref tries to seperate them. Potter picks up the steel chair and lays into Danger's back! He nails him again, sending Max onto the announce table. King and Randy jump away from the table as Potter mounts Danger and lays in some stiff rights.]::

Randy Boggs: Doesn't look like our table will make it through the night, King.

King Royce: What about Bradl.... uh, nevermind.

::[Randy looks a King with a confused look, as King just looks the other way. Potter picks up Danger on the table and sets up for the Clayhead again. Danger counters and flips Potter over and through the Spanish announce table!!!]::

Randy Boggs: Danger just escaped certain injury, and flipped Potter through the Spanish announce table!

King Royce: Thank god Bradle.... er, our announce table is alright!

Randy Boggs: What's your problem?

King Royce: Nothing.

::[King and Randy sit back down as Danger rolls off the table and lays on the ground. King starts to smile now as Randy just shakes his head. Danger rolls over to the ring apron, and pulls himself up. He gets up and turns towards the ring. Jessica goes flying into him! Danger catches her, but still falls to the ground. Appparantly, Pandora knocked her off the apron. Max stands back up with his wife in his arms. Danger then looks up and sees Pandora flying off the top turnbuckle and hits a cross body block on Max and Jessica!!! Pandora picks up Jessica and smacks her around some more. She STILL hasn't pulled up her shorts. Max gets up, all woozy from the beating he took at the hands of Potter. He grabs Pandora and tosses her aside drawing boos. Max then pulls Jessica's shorts up, to cover her ass, and that draws even MORE boos from the fans. Max tells them all where they can shove it. When he turns around, Pandora is standing there. She kicks him in the groin, and DDTs him on the concrete!!! Pandora then tackles Jessica AGAIN and they go rolling around the outside, mush to the delight of the fans.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, Pandora even did a number on Danger! What a DDT!

King Royce: What an ass!

Randy Boggs: What?

King Royce: Pandora and Jessica have GREAT asses.

Randy Boggs: Perverted jackass.

King Royce: Where!?

::[Randy just slaps his head, as Potter starts to stir under what was the Spanish announce table. Potter pulls himself up, as the fans begin to go even more wild. Danger is back to his feet from the DDT. They spot each other, then come to blows! Potter and Danger are exchanging right hands, with Potter gettting the upperhand. Potter backs Danger against the ring apron, then knees him in the stomach. Potter rams Danger into the front of the announce table, and we hear an "Oomph" come from under it and King screams in pain. Randy looks at him, as Royce begins to cry. Potter looks on confused, then picks Danger back up. He slides him into the ring, and climbs onto the apron.]::

Randy Boggs: What's your problem!? What happened?

King Royce: *crying* No... speaky... now..... pain... too.... extreme.

::[Potter climbs to the top turnbuckle as Danger slowly gets to his feet. Potter is about to leap off as Danger falls back down. Potter regains his balance and just waits for Danger. Danger finally gets up, only he's leaning on something this time. Potter then leaps off. Danger spins around and clobbers Potter with the steel chair!! Danger covers Potter immediately. 1...... 2.... thre.... KICK OUT!!! Max is in shocked and the fans go nuts!!! Danger picks up Potter, who's bleeding once again, and sets up to nail him with the chair again. Max pulls the chair back and Pandora grabs it. Pandora yanks it from Danger and tosses it out of the ring. She slaps Danger, and goes for a hurricanranna! Danger blocks, and pulls Pandora back up. Pandora starts to punch Danger in the face, and Potter chop blocks him. Pandora falls on top of Danger and continues to punch away until Potter has to pull her off and calm her down. Potter is then low blowed by Jessica! Lots of boos for that as Pandora hits her with a lariat and goes back to the catfight, much to the delight of the fans.]::

Randy Boggs: Ya know, this is one long ass match.

King Royce: *finally stopped crying, but still in a lot of pain* YEAH! SO?

Randy Boggs: Just making a generalization man, don't have to get all snippy.

::[Potter and Danger gets back to their feet and come to blows again. Danger gets the upperhand this time, and whips Potter to the ropes. Danger lowers his head and Potter goes for the Clayhead AGAIN! Danger blocks and flips Potter over. Danger goes to the ropes, steps over Potter. Leapfrog by Potter. Monkey flip by Potter! Danger up quickly and runs into an armdrag! Another armdrag by Potter. Danger up again, and slides between Potter's legs. Danger grabs Potter from behind. German suplex by Danger! Danger rolls through and hits a Tiger Suplex!! Ricky Hunter steps through the curtains and his making his way down the aisle with a steel chair in hand. Danger rolls through again and sets up for a Dragon Suplex. Danger sees Ricky and pushes Potter down. Danger walks over to the ropes and starts to shout at Ricky to leave. Pandora and Jessica then roll into Danger's legs. Danger turns around and picks Pandora up. Danger kills her with a big time short-arm clothesline. He helps Jessica up, and Ricky refocuses his attention on her. Danger continues to tell Ricky to go away.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, what's Ricky Hunter doing?

King Royce: I dunno, but it's not helping Max out any.

Randy Boggs: Looks like he has a thing for Jessica.

King Royce: I don't blame him.

::[Danger finally just gives Ricky the finger and turns around. Potter is up and kicks Danger in the midsection. Clayhead from Potter on the President!! 1.... 2..... 3!!!! Potter jumps up as "Pure Pleasure Seeker" kicks up over the arena speakers. Potter walks over and helps Pandora to her feet. They celebrate in the ring as the crowd goes apeshit. Jessica then starts to shout at Ricky, who just winks at her and heads to the back. Jessica just has a disgusted look on her face as she kneels down next to Max. Potter and Pandora jump out of the ring and head towards the back.]::

Randy Boggs: What a match! Jolly Potter and Pandora have done it!

King Royce: Lucky ass bitches.

Randy Boggs: Luck is involved in every match, so yeah, I guess you're right.

King Royce: Danger was robbed! Fire 'em anyway, Max!

Randy Boggs: He won't do that, and you know it.

::[Star Struck then slides into the ring and helps Jessica get Max to his feet. Max then sees Star Struck and pushes him. Star Struck stays calm and tries to do the same with Max, but he won't have any of it.]::

Max Danger: Where the fuck were you!?

Star Struck: Man, I suffered through a Clayhead and crossface. Plus I had my own match. I'm sorry.

Max Danger: Fuck sorry! Ya know what? I have another assignment for you.

Star Struck: What's that?

Max Danger: To kiss my ass!

Star Struck: Oh fuck you, Max! I'm tired of this shit. All you've done is use me for your own gain, and it cost me my match. So fuck you, just fuck you!

::[Star Struck turns to walk away when Danger spins him back around.]::

Max Danger: Don't you fuckin' talk to me that way! I made you a star. Without me you wouldn't even have been in that damn match! You should thank your lucky stars that you even have a job!

Star Struck: Well, maybe I don't want this job anymore!

Max Danger: Good, then you're fir....

::[Before Max can finish the sentence, Star Struck kicks Danger in the gut and nails him with the SuperNova[screwdriver]!! The fans go nuts as "My Way" by Limp Bizkit kicks up, and Star Struck jumps out of the ring.]::

Randy Boggs: My god! Star Struck just nailed Danger with the SuperNova!

King Royce: That bitch will pay!

::[Star Struck is walking to the back to lots of cheers, as Jessica leans over Danger trying to wake him. The cameras cut backstage and open in a locker room, already celebrations are in full swing in the Potter camp.]::

Jolly Potter: We did it man. We outwitted the President and his wife!

Neophytou: We rule innit.

Pandora: Let's go out and celebrate. This is the best we've felt in a long time.

Abigail Doyle: Let's paint the town red guys.

::[The four set about getting ready for a night out as we fade back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: It's party time in the Potter camp!

King Royce: Just rubbing it in Max's face is all.

Randy Boggs: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

King Royce: It's just wrong. It should be agaisnt the law, actually.

Randy Boggs: Riiiight. I think we should just start our next match.

misfit[champion] VERSUS jason corlett
[extreme title match]

::["Proposition Fuck You" by Methods of Mayhem kicks up and out walks Misfit and Madrox. Misfit is dragging the Extreme Title with him, and has a mic in hand. The fans are booing Misfit loudly as he jumps into the ring. He and Madrox await the challenger. "Alkaholik" by Xzibit kicks up. Out walks Jason Corlett, ready to fight. He rushes to the ring and stares down Misfit.]::

Misfit: Now calm down, Mr. Extreme. You can have this damn belt. I'm done with this shit and have bigger fish to fry. And here's your damn contract back, so get the fuck outta here.

::[Madrox tosses the contract and Jason, as Misfit tosses the belt on the ground at Jason's feet. Jason looks down at the two things then back up at Misfit.]::

Jason Corlett: Too big of a pussy to fight? I understand completely... you dickless bitch!

Misfit: Don't push you luck, pal. Just get the fuck outta here before we do something we'll later regret.

Jason Corlett: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. You're just lucky we didn't fight, because you'd be out of a job permanently!

::[Jason can't believe Misfit "pussied" out, as he leans over and picks up the belt and contract. Jason looks back at Misfit, and just gives him a "and I thought you were supposed to be extreme" look, and turns around. Madrox then jumps Jason from behind, knocking him into the corner. Jason turns around and tries to block Madrox's blows, and somewhat does. Jason tries to come back with some rights of his own, but Misfit comes over and joins in on the fun. Misfit with a flatliner that rams Jason's face into Madrox's knees. Then out comes Angelica Dawson.]::

Randy Boggs: It's Angelica Dawson to save Jason!!

King Royce: Man, she's hot.

::[Angelica slides into the ring and low blows Jason! They continue to beat on him until he rolls out of the ring with his contract and belt. Angelica then walks over to Misfit and gives him a big hug and kiss. They then stop the embrace and stand beside Madrox in the center of the ring. "Proposition Fuck You" kicks up again, as the fans begin to boo. They jump out of the ring and head towards the back.]::

Randy Boggs: Man, what a GREAT Extreme Title match.

King Royce: That was a tremendous load of SHIT!

Randy Boggs: But we have a new Extreme Champion, but not a very credible one.

King Royce: But if anyone is going to make the Extreme Title mean something, it's Corlett.

::[The camera switches to the backstage loading dock where a lot of 16-wheelers are in view. The camera pans around and zooms in to where a man stands on a platform. That man is Lou Nattik, whose flanked by his manager, Phrite, and the lovely Tanya. Lou stands, looking over the entire area and taking in a deep breath before exhaling with relief. He stretches his arms out and turns to the camera.]::

Lou Nattik: Whoa... you again.. figures. Well, why'll you're hear, we'd might as well talk about a man who has been the topic of daily discussion for quite a while now. I was looking over the GFWA and noticed that it seemed to be sinking, no offense, but it's true and I believe that part of that reason would be due to the fact that we have people like Johnny Street, talking live via satellite out of his ass with every promo he airs. To make matters worst, he holds that GWF title that I worked my ass of to get a shot at, only to be screwed out of it. Tonight, there won't be any screwjobs, oddjobs, or blowjobs- and we all know that Street is a pro at all three. I'm going to take what's long been mine and that's the GWF World title and just for good measure, I'll be sporting that nice little Junior Heavyweight title. Damn...revenge is sure as HELL going to be painful tonight....

Phrite: Yeah, yo, revenge's a bitch...

Lou Nattik: Ironic....so is Street. Am I right?

Phrite: You damn straight.

Lou Nattik: That I am, BOOYA! Let's get the move on- I've got places to go.... people to burn. You know, the usual.

::[Lou, Phrite, and Tanya turn foot and walk away as the camera switches back to the arena.]::

Randy Boggs: Looks as if Lou Nattik is ready.

King Royce: He had better be, this next match is going to be brutal.

Randy Boggs: The first ever Hell Match in GFWA history is NEXT!

WrestleClash I Results, Part 3 ]::