Saturday, February 24th, 2001
Live on ABC
Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California

The words "Last Week" appear on the screen. Max Danger is shown walking to his limo. He gets to it and opens the door. It's suddenly slammed shut. Max Danger turns around, and is looking into the eyes of the Tony Gold, Edgecrusher, and Tyler Hendrix. Max backs up against the limo, as they get closer and closer. Max then starts to shrink down to the ground and curls up into a little ball. The three men crack their knuckles and move in on Danger as we cut away. The words "What You Didn't See" appears on the screen. Max Danger starts to laugh, as Gold, Edgecrusher, and Tyler stop and look at each other confused. The three men then stumble forward as Devilz Darkside and Chiaroscuro bash each men over the head with shovels. They pummel the Omega men to the ground until they are bloodied and unconscious.

Max Danger: You had your chance guys, but you decided to play hard ball. But you forgot one thing... I don't give second chances!

Max starts to laugh again as he and the other High Society members jump into the limo. From there we fade to footage from earlier just before the event. Dexter is standing with his hockey stick sign trying to stop people from entering. He is at one of the main entry doors to the arena.

Dexter: Why are you people still entering? These people in the back have little respect for anyone. It isn’t a good idea to go in. Damn people don’t listen. I wonder why I haven’t seen and of the wrestlers yet tonight. I guess I won and they didn’t show up.

Dexter sees a kid walking towards him with a program for tonight. Many wrestlers have signed it.

Kid: Hey you’re Dexter aren’t you?

Dexter: Yeah I am. Hey kid it isn’t a good idea for you to go in and watch the show. I don’t think there is anyone here to wrestle tonight any ways.

Kid: What are you talking about mister. So look I got them all to sign my book today when they came to the arena.

Dexter: They’re all here? But how? I was watching these doors all day for a long time.

Kid: I don’t know but they were at the door at the other side of the arena.

Dexter: Dammit! They must have used the back entrance. I never thought of that. I have failed! It’s time to take the fight into the arena.

Kid: Can you sign my book Dexter?

Dexter: Yeah sure thing kid.

Dexter signs the book and then heads off into the arena. The GFWA logo then appears on the screen. It fades away, and a small video package highlighting last week's Rumble is shown. Chiaroscuro is shown most promenitly, but we end with the Elite Players walking up the rampway, as Chaos holds the World Title high into the air. As that ends, we go into the Arrowhead Pond. Fireworks shoot into every direction, nearly killing the fans, but they cheer anyway. The entrance is that of a bunker, with the sand bags along the sides as walls. That goes all the way up to the guardrail. The lights come up and every last fan is on their feet. They hold up their signs, as the cameras pan around. The catch such signs as, "GFWA Fears OWA!", "Chiaroscuro is.... EVERY WHERE!", and "Chaos, Best Damn Champion Of All-Time". The cameras continue to pan until those ole so familiar voices are heard.

Randy Boggs: Hello and welcome to GFWA's Invasion! We are here live from the Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California, and are being shown Worldwide on ABC! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Randy Boggs, and joining me as always is King Royce.

King Royce: It's me, it's me, the K-I-N-G! Who let the hogs out? Oink, Oink, Oink!

Randy Boggs: It's dogs, not hogs.

Royce: Doesn't really matter, because the song sucks!

Boggs: That's just because you don't know the words.

Royce: Moving along, tonight is going to be the most action-packed show in the history of the GFWA! Ten big matches, with every title BUT the Tag Team and US Heavyweight on the line!

Boggs: And we are also reintroducing the Television Title, as OWA TV Champion, Bronx, will defend it against Chris Hunter to unify it and make it the GFWA Television Championship.

Royce: That's going to be a nice little matchup, and show just what all the Omega guys have to offer.

Boggs: The TV Title will be defended every week, King, so it'll take someone very special to keep onto that title.

Royce: That's right, and that someone could be Chris Hunter.

Boggs: Could be, but later on tonight the high-flyers will get to showcase their skills, as Teichi, Devon Drake, and Jay D battle in a Triple Threat match, that could have Light Heavyweight Title implications!

Royce: That'll be a great crowd pleaser, but I'm more looking forward to seeing Devilz Darkside and Japan Air co-exist against Jolly Potter, Neophytou, and Firestorm. That's going to be very interesting.

Boggs: Yes it will, Kensi and Hellz Angel currently hold the GFWA Tag Team Titles, but they didn't work well together against Firestorm. We'll see how they fare tonight.

Royce: Devilz Darkside and Japan Air are the two greatest Tag Teams the GFWA has seen in quite sometime, and while they may hate each other, their opponents have never seen each other before. And that could give Devilz Darkside and Japan Air the advantage.

Boggs: That's true, but no one has the advantage in the four corners Extreme Rules matchup, that pits Stuck, Sean Jones, Misfit, and Colin Baird against each other, in what should be a bloody brawl.

Royce: Yes it should, but Sean Jones is quite the wrestler, so we'll see how well wrestling stacks up against extreme violence.

Boggs: Wrestling wins every time. And speaking of wrestling, Jostrodomus and Little Jack should be a spectacular matchup.

Royce: Yes it should, and Little Jack was wise not to put the US Title on the line. I doubt Joz would want it anyway, because he's only got eyes for the World Title.

Boggs: Yes, and that could help Little Jack out here tonight, because Joz's mind could be elsewhere, mainly thinking of finally taking that World Title off of Chaos' waist.

Royce: That'll never happen, Randy, and you know it. Chaos is the best champion since "Awesome" Adam King!

Boggs: I think Phobia would have something to say about that.

Royce: Phobia isn't here, though is he!? He isnt' here, right?

Boggs: No he's not here, but Ricky Green and Jason Stone are! They go head to head tonight in what should be a very good match.

Royce: Ricky Green is the newest Elite Player, and Jason Stone was the idiot who thought Chaos was going to bring him into the stable.

Boggs: But Chaos was only using Stone to do his dirty work. Quite brilliant on the champs part.

Royce: That's exactly what I've been saying.

Boggs: And folks, don't forget the Extreme Title match tonight, as Tombstone defends against Kent Blade. That will be very violent, so..

Royce: Grab your kids and grand parents, and tie them down front of the television.

Boggs: KING!

Royce: Oh yeah, and don't forget to somehow force their eyes to remain open.

Boggs: You're sick, King.

Royce: You know you were thinking the same thing.

Boggs: So, that's not the point.

Royce: What is the point?

Boggs: I only think things that are offensive, but you say them out loud.

Royce: Right. I'm just expressing my opinions on certain matters. And it just so happens that I think old people and young tikes should watch gruesome images over and over again. It'll help them sleep at night.

Boggs: That's the sort of thing that'll get us in trouble with Disney.

Royce: Fuck Disney! They think the same way I do, but they had the unlikely success with all those kiddy movies, and don't have the balls to say screw them and bring out the bloody pornos!

Boggs: King, shut up!

Royce: No, I want everyone to hear this! Mickey Mouse is a damn hypocrite! While making all those kiddy movies, behind the scenes he was pimpin' Minnie around, and starring in low budget pornos with Donald Duck and Goofy! Often times they forced Daisy Duck to go down on Pluto!

Boggs: That's sick!

Royce: That's not all! Mickey and Bugs Bunny, YES, Bugs Bunny, were former lovers, who parted ways when Walt Disney forced Mickey to keep his kiddy image, while Bugs continued his jerkish ways over at Warner!

Boggs: Where do you get your information, King?

Royce: I've got my sources, Randy. And there's more stories where that came from! Just go buy my new book, Disney: The Drugs and Sex Era, available on my website. Just go to ww...

Boggs: Sorry, King, had to cut your mic. There's no plugging on this show. But folks, don't forget to check out my morning radio show on 92.4 The Horse, where I talk with GFWA Tag Team Champions, Kensi Hibiki and Hellz Angel this Wednesday!

Royce: Hey! No plugging!

Boggs: I didn't plug anything, just stating that I'll be interviewing Kensi and Hellz Angel on Wednesday morning.

Royce: It's the same damn thing!

Boggs: No it's not. I can't help it if you don't have the creativity to state your upcoming projects, like my morning show on 92.4 The Horse, so stop your bitching and let's stay on track here!

Royce: I hate you.

Boggs: And I you, but we're getting paid to talk about the GFWA, not about Disney and it's backstage antics. Now let's get focused!

Royce: Fine!

Boggs: Fine!

Royce: FINE!

Boggs: FINE!

Royce: Quit stalling, Randy, and put down that 92.4 The Horse sign!

Boggs: Thanks.

Royce: For what?

Boggs: Nothing.

Royce: AAAAAH!! Folks, later tonight the OWA World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in a Four Corners match. The champion, Sick Puppy, will defend against Kan, J.J. $tudd, and Syn.

Boggs: That's more like it, King. That's right folks, the best four the OWA has to offer in one ring tonight to determine the OWA World Champion. Syn is the only one who hasn't currently held the title, but he is the current Danger Champion and former Extreme Champion.

Royce: This should be a very good matchup, and expect some other OWA stars to get involved.

Boggs: I wouldn't be surprised if Max Danger poked his nose into the match. He feels the need to screw the OWA at every turn.

Royce: Max Danger is a stand up guy, and you can find out that for yourself if you read my other new book, Max Danger: A True Stand Up Guy, available at bookstores nationwide.

Boggs: Nah, I'll just take your word for it.

Royce: Damn right you will!

Boggs: Riiiight. Folks, the reason all of you have tuned in tonight, the GFWA World...

Royce: You forgot about the Light Heavyweight Title Match.

Boggs: Oh yeah. That's going to kick ass sixteen different ways backwards!

Royce: Huh?

Boggs: It's going to be awesome.

Royce: Oh, yeah, it sure will.

Boggs: Sonic Youth, our beloved champion, will be putting his belt on the line against the recently returning former champion, "Rockin'" Johnny Street in a Ladder Match!

Royce: There have been many Ladder matches in the GFWA's history, and known better than those featuring the Light Heavyweights. Why, our own President, Max Danger, has been featured in two such matches. Although he lost both, they were the best matches on their respective cards. He even pulled a five-star match out of Karnage. Now that's talent!

Boggs: Yes it is, but he also went up against Sean Casey, a could-be Hall of Famer, in a Double Ladder Match for this very same Light Heavyweight Championship! And boy was it a good one! Put those two men in the same ring, and it'll be an instant classic.

Royce: Anyway, to get back on track here, Johnny Street and Sonic Youth are two of the GFWA's very best, and tonight they will showcase their skills for the famed Light Heavyweight Title, and maybe, just maybe, they can push the standards for Ladder matches up a notch.

Boggs: It'll be a tough task, but with these two young athletes, it's very possible.

Royce: It will be something to see, I guarantee that.

Boggs: Anyway, onto the match everyone is tuning in to see. The GFWA World Heavyweight Title match!

Royce: Chaos, the best champion EVER, defends against High Society member Chiaroscuro, and Dexter.

Boggs: Chaos has been fending off everyone recently, and he'll look to do it again here. There shouldn't be much outside interference, as it will be taking place in a Steel Cage! To win you have to either pin one of your opponents, make them submit, exit through the cage door, OR climb over the top.

Royce: It's going to be fun to watch, and I expect Chaos to leave the Arrowhead Pond still the Champion!

Boggs: That's a bold statement, but I'm going to make one of my own. No matter how many people Chiaroscuro attacks, he still blows chunks in the ring. He may have the Tag Team Champions, Extreme Champion, and the President on his side, but I see no way for him to win the title tonight. It's all about the underdog, King, and that's Dexter! He should have won it two weeks ago, but was screwed. So he takes it in a mild upset.

Royce: Dumbass, they all suck! Chaos is the MAN!

Boggs: We shall see, King. We shall see.

The scene switches to a quick recap of Johnny almost getting shot one day. After the recap, the scene is Johnny walking into the arena. He stops when he notices a camera, and speaks right into it.

Johnny: A lot is on my mind as I prepare for a difficult match. "Finding answers means finding the truth". That's stuck in my mind. Almost getting shot is stuck in my mind. Barely being alive today, and actually being happy I'm alive for once. I haven't felt this way in years, actually feeling joy for my life. And with joy comes confidence... with confidence comes a win over Sonic Youth tonight. Ladder match, a hill to walk over. Youth, your a mountain I need to climb. Bringing respect to the Juniorweight Title... almost like flying without wings. But I will do it, and I will do it tonight.

The scene goes back to the arena.

Royce: What the fuck is the Juniorweight Title?

Boggs: Beats me. Must be confused or something.

Royce: I'd say so. Does he even know where he is? Juniorweight Title.. Haha, dumbass.

Boggs: In any event, Street does seem to be focused, and I can't wait for his showdown with Sonic Youth later tonight.

The cameras cut backstage, we see J.J. $tudd walking down the hallway with Corporate Courtney talking strategy for the upcoming match. J.J. rounds the corner and runs right into Chiaroscuro, who looks down at J.J., as J.J. staggers back a bit. J.J.'s head is up to the top of Chiaroscuro's chest as J.J. points his finger in Chiaroscuro's chest and begins to speak.

J.J.: Oh, no..you're not going to pick me up like a rag doll and lecture me like you did Sick Puppy. You don't want to warn me of anything, because you'll regret it...dearly.

Chiaroscuro lets out a huge bellow and smiles.

Chiaroscuro: You amuse me, little man. For you know not what you do. I know you are new here, so allow me to give you a warm GFWA welcome!

Chiaroscuro picks J.J. up by the throat as Courtney cowers in the corner. J.J. kicks and screams like a little girl as Chiaroscuro sails J.J. into the table in the corner. The table breaks in half and J.J. is lying motionless on the splintering pile of particle board. Chairoscuro looks down at J.J. and shakes his head. He turns around and starts to walk down the hallway, as J.J.'s legs start to move slightly. As Chairoscuro turns another corner, J.J. lowblows him as Chiaroscuro doubles over in pain. J.J. kicks Chairoscuro repeatedly in the package, and slams Chiaroscuro's head against the wall. Chiaroscuro tries to get up, but J.J. puts the boots to him, while screaming at the top of his lungs.

J.J.: You f*cking freak of nature!! You think because your bigger means your better? Get over yourself, Charopoo-poo! I've taken sh*ts bigger than you after a beef bean burrito binge!

J.J. steps over Chairoscuro and kicks him one more time for good measure. Courtney meets up with J.J. as the exit the hallway, leaving Chiaroscuro coughing up a small amount of blood. The cameras fade back into the arena.

Boggs: Chiaroscuro just got a taste of his own medicine there, King.

Royce: Yep, that's what you get for running rough shot over an entire federation backstage. He finally pissed someone off enough to attack them.

Boggs: Weird that the first person to retaliate is someone Chiaroscuro hasn't even been near though.

Royce: Yeah, but a beating is a beating, and it's always enjoyable.

Boggs: True. Guess Chiaroscuro will think twice about attacking someone without just cause again, because there's no tellling when someone will get him back.

Royce: Right.

Dexter is seen walking angrily in the back. He is still holding his sign- A hockey stick with a piece of paper on it - as he walks the halls. Dexter looks around a bit and runs into his friend Little Jack.

Dexter: LJ you got to help me. I am trying to stop this event from happening but I screwed up by guarding the wrong door. I don’t know what to do but maybe you can help me. We can go out there and kick whoever comes down out of the ring or something.

Little Jack: I don't wanna do that cra... actually, yeah. I will help your even though you treat me like crap sometimes.

Dexter: All right I knew you would help me. So fill me in on the plan.

LJ: Follow me.

The two walk down the hallway as the camera switches back.

Boggs: I wonder what those two are going to do?

Royce: Try and sabotage the show, I presume.

Boggs: Makes sense, considering Dexter's recent.. uh... promos and whatnot.

Royce: Yeah, but wasn't Little Jack apart of a cult? I'm lost.

Boggs: You never know in this crazy, mixed up wrestling organization they call the GFWA.

The images of an underground parking garage appear on screen.  The words 'Earlier Today' flash across the buttom of the screen.  Then we see Syn walking past a row of cars with his bag in hand.  Then as he nears a red Miata the passanger door opens, but no one gets out.  Syn pays no attention until his just past the sports car, and a dark figure jumps out with a brief case in hand and levels Syn from behind.  The camera man now runs closer to get a better shot, and when he gets there he sees Syn and Kan exchanging rights and lefts.  Syn takes a slight advantage as he hits a right, a right, and a left.  Kan is stagered back, but as Syn winds up for a big right Kan ducks under, locks Syn in a full-nelson, and then adds a russian leg sweep into the Miata.  Kan is the first one up, and as Syn struggles back to his feet, Kan sees the shot, and takes it by slamming Syns head and neck into the once opened car door. Syn lies there clutching his neck as Kan pulls him from the car.  He struggles to get Syn back to his feet, until finally Kan lifts his dead weight up into a Canadian-backbreaker on his left shoulder.  He takes a few steps closer to the building before grabing Syns head with his right hand, and hitting a ddt from the Canadian-backbreaker on the concrete.  Now he pulls the prone Syn over to the garage door, and places him face first under the opening.  Kan grabs the chain to the side and begins to pull. The garage door comes down slowy until he can reach it.  He jumps up, grabs it with both hands, and pulls it down full force onto the back of Syns neck.  The door gives off a very loud rumble on impact and rebounds up a few feet from the collision.  Kan jumps up again, and slams the garage door back down, then again, and again. Finally Syn just lies there motionless, and Kan turns to leave.  This is when he first notices the camera, and in a very concerned tone.

Kan: Oh ay!  What happened here?  Gee I hope he's not hurt to bad.  I would hate for him to have to miss tonights match!  I don't know if I'll be able to compete knowing he's in this kind of shape tonight.  Oh deary, what a distraction.

Kind of chipper now.

Kan: On a lighter note however.  I am finally here!  Ready for my first GFWA ppv, ready to take back my OWA title, ready to sentence those two trecherus fools Sick Puppy and JJ $tudd to being recycled!  But I must go now. Lots to do you know.

Kan strides off camera.  The scene fades out focusing on Syn now writhing in pain.

Royce: Now that's my kind of guy! Kan is the man!

Boggs: Ever thought of being a rapper?

Royce: Actually, yes I have. I once did an album with Milli Vanilli, and boy howdy did it ever...

Boggs: Blow?

Royce: No, it was the shiznit, Randy! Want to borrow my copy?

Boggs: No, that's alright. I don't enjoy throwing up.

Royce: Your loss. It's the best party music.

Boggs: Yeah, retirement home parties.

Royce: How'd you know we toured retirement homes across the country?

Boggs: You're scarying me, King.

Royce: It's cool, because I think it's time to start our first matchup!

Boggs: And right you are, King. After nearly thirty minutes of jibber jabber, the show is ready to give you an actual wrestling match. Odd, isn't it, that there's actually wrestling on a wrestling show.

Royce: I find it odd, myself, but then again, the GFWA never was conventional. It's always trying new and innovative things!

[[Jason Stone versus Ricky Green]]

"One Step Closer" by Linkin Park starts up and the crowd gets to their feet to cheer. Jason Stone walks out with a confident stride, and he gets in the ring. As Jason Stone plays to the crowd, Ricky Green runs out, without music. He slides in the ring and drop kicks Stone in the back. Green springboards off the ropes and nails a spinning heel kick on Stone, who falls on his back. Green jumps on the top ropes, quickly jumps off and nails a top rope leg drop. Green jumps up and raises his arms, taunting the crowd after a big combination of moves. As Green has his back turned, Stone gets up and picks up Green from behind. Stone nails an electric chair drop, and then pops back up. He jumps up high and nails Green with an elbow drop. Now Stone starts stomping on Ricky Green.

Boggs: Stone is relentless tonight! He quickly recovered after that malicious combo of Green's.

Royce: Ooooo... Randy pulling out the big words now! Malicious...

Jason Stone picks up Green and puts him in position for a powerbomb. Stone picks up Ricky, but Green falls behind, and then pulls off a perfect falling neck breaker. Green pops up, and bounces off the ropes. He jumps over the downed Stone, who then works his way to his knees. Green once again jumps over Stone, but this time Jason trips up Green, who falls down right on his face. Stone tries to put on a Boston crab quickly, but Green rolls out of the ring, taking a breather. Stone goes out as well, and quickly grabs Green and throws him into the steel steps. Stone lays Green's head on the steps, and then backs up a bit. Jason runs at Ricky as fast as he can, and tries to smash him with his knee, but Green moves out of the way and Stone almost breaks his leg! Stone falls to the ground and rolls around in pain, as Green rolls into the ring to taunt more to the crowd.

Boggs: It looks like Jason Stone is in a lot of pain right now! He's squirming around like a worm out there!

Royce: What the hell? No he's not... he's being malicious!

Boggs: Shut up...

Stone finally gets up and goes to the top rope, with Green's back turned. Green turns around as Stone jumps off, trying for a huge axe handle smash. But Green finds a way out of this, and drop kicks Jason Stone right in the chest, knocking all the wind out of him. Green goes for the cover... 1, 2, kickout. Green picks up Stone by the hair, and starts kicking him in the gut. Green backs up, preparing for one more monstrous kick. Before Green can try one, Stone runs at him and clotheslines the monkey-goobers out of him, carrying both men to the outside of the ring! The referee starts the count... 1, 2...

Boggs: WOW! Did you see that clothesline!?!

Royce: Obviously I did, I'm right here...

Boggs: Good point... by the way, do you remember the connection between these two?

Royce: Yes. Jason Stone helped Chaos out, but got Chaotic Kicked for his troubles. And Green is with Chaos. That's it, right?

Boggs: Damn, good guess!

Royce: Well, we did go over it at the TOP OF THE SHOW!

Boggs: Oooh yeah.

The referee is on 8 when both men slide in. Green tries for a weak kick to the side, but Stone catches him and picks him up over his head for a gorilla press slam! Stone goes off the ropes, and on his way back gets nailed with a drop toe hold by Green. Green continues with the hold and makes it a half crab. Stone is in pain, but is right near the ropes, and grabs them. Ricky breaks the hold quickly but stomps on the back of Stone's head. Green goes to the top rope, and taunts the crowd, who responds with bunches of insults and boo's. Green signals for the Drive By (shooting star press), but before he jumps, Stone jumps to his feet and shakes the ropes. Ricky Green slips and lands right on his "google" area. Jason Stone goes up top with the hurt Green, and sets up for the superplex. Stone lifts Green WAY up and then falls back and drops him, a picture perfect superplex!

Boggs: Back pain tonight for Mr. Str8 Killa.

Royce: NO! He dropped that, just Ricky Green now.

Boggs: Oh, my bad... fagot.

Royce: HEY!

Little Jack and Dexter walk out to the ring. Dexter has his sign with him again and is protesting. The two walk around the ring where Little Jack goes over and picks up his U.S. title. The belt is still falling apart from the beating it has taken. Little Jack raises his arms in victory as he has his title back. Jason Stone sees this and walks over to the ropes. Dexter takes a baseball stance with his hockey stick sign prepared to hit Stone. Stone realizes he will never get to Little Jack with Dexter protecting him so he focuses once more on the match. Little Jack starts to walk back to the lockerooms just as Dexter was reading to clear the ring from any wrestlers no matter who they were in continuation of his protest. Dexter notices Little Jack walking to the back though and gets mad. Dexter runs after LJ fuming.

Dexter: Why aren’t we going to take over the ring and stop this event like you said we would?

LJ: I know where the main power supply is!!

Boggs: Those two aren't right.

Royce: Nope, and they just wasted five minutes of everyone's time just standing around doing jackshit! They could have at least tried to attack Stone. God they suck!

Boggs: And those would be our US Champ and could-be World Champ.

Royce: Yeah, and that SUCKS!

The two walk to the back with Dexter angry and Little Jack pleased. Now to refocus on the match. Stone picks up Green and sets him up for The Beginning (full nelson slam). Green fights all he can, but can't stop Stone... Green goes down hard. Stone for the pin... 1, 2, foot on the rope! Stone almost had him! Jason Stone starts arguing with the referee, but realizes his mistake in letting Green rest, and goes back to work on him. Stone picks up Green and throws him into the ropes. Back body drop! Mega air on it too! Stone is going to work on Green's back.

Boggs: Stone is going to work on Green's back.

Royce: Uh...

Boggs: What? WHAT!?!

Royce: Nothing.

Jason Stone goes for the pin... 1, 2, kickout! Stone is aggravated, but picks up Green and sets him up for The End (gutwrench stomach slam). Stone almost pulls it off, but Green reverses it into a hurracanranna! Green holds on to it and puts the move into a bridge! The referee goes down to count, and Green grabs the ropes! One... two........ THREE!!! Green wins!

Boggs: NO! Ricky Green cheated! He had the ropes!

Royce: It's not cheating if you aren't caught.

Boggs: But still! Green cheated in this one!

Royce: Damn it boy! Don't you listen? He didn't get caught, therefore he didn't cheat.

Boggs: That's just idiotic logic, King!

Royce: Is it? Or is it just sure brilliance?

Boggs: No, it's idiotic.

Royce: Perhaps, but Ricky Green didn't cheat, he merely used the ropes to brace himself from being knocked off Stone.

Boggs: Right! He used the ropes as leverage to keep Stone from kicking out!

Royce: Quit twisting my words aroung, Randy. You and I both know that Ricky Green won fair and square.

Boggs: He cheated!

Royce: Hey, if you want to get all analytical about this thing, then go ahead, but with the proper spin, you can make anything look negative!

Boggs: God I hate you.

Royce: Again, the feelings mutual, but don't try and get out of this discussion!

Boggs: We have to.

Royce: Why?

Boggs: Because the lights just went out and I want to try and make sure my wallet isn't stolen.

Royce: Fine, I'll just play with myself over here and wait until you get down pissing your pants because you're afraid of the dark!

Boggs: Jesus, you're just full of unneeded information tonight, aren't you?

Royce: Damn straight momma's boy!

The lights shut off and # 1 Stunna starts to kick up. You see inside the ring from the green beam that's hitting it.

Boggs: Joz has to be getting his revenge King.

Royce: From the looks of it he's kickin' some ass.

Inside the ring you see Joz swinging punches. The lights turn on and Ricky and Jason Stone are laid out. Joz has a mic.

Jostrodomus: You didn't leave the Silencas Ricky. I just kicked your ass out! Oh... and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

"#1 Stunna" by the Big Tymers hits, as the place explodes. Joz tosses the mic down, and jumps out of the ring. The fans are still going crazy, as Ricky and Stone are still not moving.

Boggs: Joz just kicked Ricky Green out of the Silencas!!

Royce: Funny, I could have sworn Ricky left last week to join the Elite Players. Joz just can't take being walked out on.

Boggs: No one likes you King.

Royce: I don't care! I have all the friends I need right here!

Boggs: Uh, that's your right hand, King.

Royce: Exactly, I get all my anger, happiness, and sexual pleasure from this one hand!

Boggs: That's a little too much information, King.

Jason Stone slowly gets to his feet and sees Ricky Green laid out. He looks around when Chiaroscuro comes out of the entrance way with a stretcher. He wheels the stretcher down to the ring, and he puts Ricky Green on it. As Ricky Green is on the stretcher, Chiaroscuro straps him down and wheels him to the backstage area. Chiaroscuro wheels him out of cameras sight as the crowd and Jason Stone look on in amazement.

Boggs: Uh..... ok? He gets the shit beat out of him by J.J. $tudd, and he goes after Ricky Green with a stretcher?

Royce: Odd, just odd. The GFWA isn't right, they are messed the fuck up.

Boggs: I'd say so. But what's Chiaroscuro going to do with Ricky Green?

Royce: Maybe he's just being a nice guy, and helping the "injured" Green to the ambulance.

Boggs: I highly doubt that. I would assume it's nothing good for Ricky.

Royce: Ya think? Do you honestly take everything I say to heart?

Boggs: Why shouldn't I? You've never lied to me before.

Royce: Jesus, I'm working with a complete idiot!

Boggs: Thank you! Well, Jason Stone is finally leaving the ring after a tough fought match with Ricky Green.

Royce: You mean after having his ass handed to him by the Elite Player, Ricky Green, and then Jostrodomus!

Boggs: Whatever, the point is, he's left the ring.

Royce: So?

Boggs: So, that means we can start our next match!

Royce: Well ok then!

[[Tombstone versus Kent Blade]]

Royce: Boy are we going to have a great match right now.

Boggs: The Extreme Title is on the line, with Tombstone defending against Kent Blade.

Royce: Kent Blade hasn't showed me as much as I would wish, Tombstone has been busting his balls off for this business though.

Boggs: Tombstone does have the upper hand, we will see what happens. We are ready!!

"For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Metallica as Kent Blade comes through the curtain and half of the fans cheer and half of the fans boo. Kent Blade walks down the ring ramp and makes his way to the ring and he stands in the middle of the ring and he is waiting for his opponent, Tombstone, to make his way to the ring.

Royce: Kent Blade looks prepared for this match, doesn't he?

Boggs: He sure does, it's going to be one hell of a fight.

"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock plays as Tombstone makes his way through the curtain with the Extreme Title around his waist. He raises his hands when he walks down the ramp and all of the fans are booing Tombstone like crazy, Tombstone is not loved. He stands outside the ring while Kent Blade is waiting for him to come into the ring and he slides into the ring, and here we go.

Royce: Match of the night Boggs?

Boggs: Hell no it's not going to be!!

Kent Blade and Tombstone lock up in the middle of the ring. Tombstone over-powers Kent Blade and he knocks him to the ground and Kent tries to get up but Tombstone knocks him down. Kent gets up though and he smacks Tombstone in the face and then gives him a kick to the gut and knocks him to the ground. Kent Blade goes to the corner and raises his hands in the air, some of the fans boo, some of them cheer, and Tombstone comes from behind and when Kent turns around, Tombstone knocks him down to the ground and he steps on his stomach and he twists his feet and Kent holds his stomach after losing some air. Tombstone goes over to the other side of the ring, Tombstone is preparing something. Kent gets up and he turns around and Tombstone runs at him full speed and gives him a big boot to the face, Kent goes to the ground. Tombstone goes for the pin 1..2..NO a kickout right before the three, Tombstone almost won and it was a cheap move.

Royce: Tombstone almost had that match won.

Boggs: Yes he did, it was amazing that he didn't pick up the win.

Royce: Come on it was a big boot to the face.

Boggs: But you heard it, it was a tough move.

Royce: Sure Boggs, Sure!!

Tombstone picks up Kent and he throws him into the ropes and Kent comes back and he ducks and Tombstone turns around to get Kent but Kent jumps into Tombstone and uses all his power, knocking Tombstone to the ground. Kent goes outside the ring and he goes under the ring and he pulls out a chair. He rolls the chair into the ring and walks over to the ring steps and he enters the ring that way, he is taking his time. Kent grabs the chair and he stands in the corner as Tombstone is recupperating. Tombstone gets up and he turns towards Kent and Kent slams the chair into the head of Tombstone knocking him down. Kent goes for the pin. 1..2..no, there is no way Tombstone is going to lose that way. Tombstone is bleeding on his forehead from the one chairshot but he is sucking it up and he is fighting the match. Tombstone gets up and Kent hits him again but Tombstone is not affected by it. Tombstone blocks the chair and he slams Kent with it and then he falls back against the turnbuckle and he stands there for a minute.

Boggs: What is Tombstone doing?

Royce: He's taking a breather, are you that dumb you can't notice?

Boggs: Don't raise your voice with me, you understand?

Royce: What you gonna do? Get Danger after me?

Tombstone goes over to Kent Blade and starts to stomp on him to get some extra time and he goes outside the ring and he goes under the ring, looking for something. Tombstone pulls out a table from under the ring and he grabs it and he puts it inside the ring and Kent starts to get up. Tombstone sets up two of the legs of the table but Kent comes from behind and he picks up Tombstone with all his strength and he slams him onto one of the table legs and Tombstone grabs his stomach and falls to the ground as he lets out a little scream, something unusual with Tombstone. Kent Blade picks up Tombstone and Tombstone is standing in the middle of the ring, THERE'S THE IMPLANT DDT. Kent Blade is looking to finish off Tombstone. Kent Blade goes for the pin..1...2..no there is a kickout by the Extreme Champion, Tombstone, he does not want to lose this match.

Boggs: Why didn't he use his finisher??

Royce: Maybe he thought he could win the match without it, ever think about that?

Boggs: Come on, he might have thought it but you can't execute against Tombstone.

Royce: He won't ever get the Blades of Chaos on Tombstone.

Boggs: That is true, let's get back to the match.

Kent Blade picks up Tombstone and throws him into the corner. Kent Blade backs up into the other corner. Kent runs very fast at Tombstone and he goes to clothesline him but Tombstone moves out of the way, Kent ends up hitting the turnbuckle and then he falls to the ground. Tombstone goes for the easy pin. 1...no there is not even a two count, Kent Blade is showing off his skills just as good as Tombstone is. Kent and Tombstone get up at the same time. Kent throws a punch at Tombstone and he backs up a little and Tombstone does the same thing to Blade and they do that for a half a minute and Tombstone ends up clotheslining Kent Blade out of the ring and then Tombstone goes outside the ring right after Kent and he picks him up and he rolls him back into the ring, he does not want to take the match out of the ring, he wants it to be in the ring.

Royce: This match ain't extreme.

Boggs: Shut up and call the match, damn!!

Royce: I will do what I want, I don't get paid enough to do what they tell me.

Boggs: SHUT UP Royce!!

Tombstone grabs Kent Blade by the neck and he gives him a Chokeslam. He picks him high in the air and he holds him up there for about 10 seconds, one of his big Chokeslams, and then he sends Kent down to the mat as the fans awe, they cheer for Tombstone, they don't like him but they like when he does the Chokeslam. Tombstone grabs his hand and he signifies death by moving his finger across his neck and it looks like he is preparing for his finisher. Is Tombstone going to go for The Decapitator? Tombstone goes over to the table and he sets up the other legs of it and he picks up the table and he pushes Kent out of the ring and he sets it up in the middle of the ring. Tombstone picks up Kent and he sets him up on the table.

Royce: What's Tombstone planning now?

Boggs: Shut up and watch and you will see, damn your annoying.

Royce: Sure, I can be whatever I want to be.

Tombstone jumps over to the top rope, it is hard for a big man like this to get on the top rope. He jumps off the turnbuckle and he gives a killer elbow, with so much power, it has never been seen before, and he goes down but Kent Blade moves out of the way and Tombstone elbows the table as Kent Blade moves out of the way. Kent Blade moves out of the way of pieces of the table going into him and he goes on Tombstone after it is all over and he goes for the pin. 1...2....3!!!NO Tombstone kicks out of it before Kent Blade can get the win, Kent almost had it, how close was that? Tombstone starts to crawl out of the ring but Kent Blade pulls him by the legs and he sets him up in the center of the ring for a special move.

Royce: Boy, Kent sure is giving Tombstone a run for his money!

Boggs: These new guys are really something!

Tombstone sets Kent up for a powerbomb, but Kent powers out, and tosses Tombstone backwards. Tombstone stands back up, dusts himself off, and gives Kent the finger.

Boggs: Whoa! Harsh!

Kent charges at Tombstone, but Tombstone ducks under, and sends Kent into the turnbuckle.

Royce: I love watching these men fight!

Suddenly, the lights black out. "Why I'm Here" begins to play, and four men walk out from the back, wearing black cloaks.

Boggs: That's the High Society music!

Royce: I knew it!

The four men stop, and hold up their hands, as a crucifix is lowered from the rafters, right into the ring. Tombstone grins, and holds up Kent by the hair, and laughs.

Boggs: Not Kent! He doesn't deserve this!

The four men enter the ring, and start towards the crucifix. But one of them kicks Tombstone in the gut, and sets him in a powerbomb position. He lifts Tombstone up, but turns it into a facebuster. The man roars and takes off his black cloak…

Royce:…Holy shit!

Boggs: Well said.

The man has long blond hair, and seems very bitter. He kicks Tombstone on the ground, and points to the other men. They unveil themselves as Chiaroscuro and Devilz Darkside.

Royce: Has the High Society turned on Tombstone?

The blond man slings Tombstone over his shoulder, and sets him on the crucifix. The other men begin to tie him down. The man now has a microphone.

Man: You look up to this man? You think he knows fear? You are all mistaken!

Boggs: I know that voice… Oh my God!

Royce: Is that… Genesis?

Man: For almost six months now, I've been lying in wait. My dear brother has returned yet again to the GFWA. And I couldn't let him continue these heinous acts of violence and hate. So with the appropriate cash equivalence and some smooth-talking, I have successfully booted Brad from the High Society, and I have taken his place. If you do not remember me, you will soon enough. My name is Luke Johnston, also known as Genesis. I have competed in the gWa during the bWo/GFWA merger. I was undefeated there, and went on to compete in the OWA. In the first two weeks, I was World Champion. Look at the title history, and you shall see. It was too easy, so I gave it up. And now, here I am. With my dear brother…

Boggs: He has a strong point there. He was OWA World Champion…

Genesis points to the tied down Tombstone.

Genesis: The dawn of time began with creation. And a new era began with a crucifixion. The next dawn of time came with the creation of the GFWA, and guess what's next. A crucifixion to usher in another new era. See a pattern? But instead of the Lord Jesus Christ on the cross, it is the Anti-Christ himself, and my blood brother, Brad Johnston. Tombstone. A disease that has plagued this earth for too long.

Royce: Is he gonna…?

Genesis helps the others to raise the crucifix, and he laughs. Luke holds up a piece of wood, and a lighter. He flicks his wrist, and the wood lights up into flame. Genesis quickly moves it over to the crucifix. Fire engulfs the figure of Tombstone, and an eerie howl is heard.

Boggs: GOOD GOD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!

Genesis steps back, as the flaming crucifix is lifted into the rafters, the howling dying down…

Royce: Genesis just crucified his own brother!

Chiaroscuro picks up Tombstone's Extreme title, and laughs…

Boggs: What does this mean for the Extreme title?

Royce: Shit! It's time for a commercial!

We fade away as Chiaroscuro, Genesis, and Devilz Darkside stand in the ring laughing. The commercials that air are for King Royce's new book on the behind-the-scenes tell all Disney book, the new armpit-sweat-flavored soft drink, and silky smooth rubber gloves.

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We fade back in from those lame commercials.

Boggs: Welcome back folks, and it looks like the GFWA Extreme Title is vacant after the recent crucifixation of Tombstone.

Royce: Don't forget that Genesis is now here and the one who crucified him.

Boggs: Oh yeah, I almost forgot that, because it had nothing to do with Tombstone being crucified!

Royce: Sarcasm?

Boggs: Yeah.

Royce: You're getting better.

The scene cuts backstage where you see Japan Air entering their lockeroom and shutting the door behind them. The scene is still for a few minutes before the silence are broken by the Phere Brothers running down the hall way. Chris Phere and Kyle Phere are both carrying bats, checking the numbers on each of the lockeroom. They reach Japan Air's and laugh as the realize they have found their destination. Inside the room you can hear Kensi and Jubei talking about something. The camera gets knocked over as someone rushes by as it falls to the floor, all you see is feet. Four sets of feet and alot of ass kicking. The camera is raised as if it is being picked up and you see Chris and Kyle Phere lying on the ground, bats over top of them. The camera zooms in on their attackers and it's Devilz Darkside! The Devilz Darkside just took out the Phere brothers!

Boggs: Wow, that is a surprise! Why did Devilz Darkside just protect Japan Air?

Royce: Probably because they need them for their match later.

Boggs: You might have something their King.

The scene cuts backstage. LJ and Dexter are seen walking around in the basement of the arena.

Dexter: You were right LJ it’s the main controls for the power supply of the whole arena.

LJ: My U.S. title told me it was here.

Dexter: Cheap broken title. Now according to my knowledge all I have to do is flick this switch and there goes the power.

Dexter flicks the switch and a loud noise is heard like it is going to blow up. Dexter flicks the switch back.

Dexter: I guess that isn’t it. This one should work.

Dexter flicks the switch and slowly the power turns off in the entire arena. The scene cuts to the arena where inside of the arena everything goes black.

Royce: Ha it’s another St. Louis vs. Calgary going on in here. I thought this place was better than that.

Dexter: We did it LJ. We rule!

After a 20-minute delay the scene seems to cuts back to the basement. Flashlights are seen pointing at the wall and Dexter and LJ get caught in the light. It’s building security.

Security Officer: Hooligans! Were going to turn the power back on even if we have to kick the crap out of you guys. It’s 10 of us against 2 of you.

Dexter: Hey I warn you I am a trained Police Officer of the Law.

Security Officer: Big deal so did my brother but I kick his ass everyday.

Dexter: Crap! Did you say there were ten of you?

The Flashlight goes off and cursing from Dexter and LJ is heard. Noises are heard as it sounds like the men are brawling. They turn on their flashlights to see that Dexter and LJ have vanished and they were fighting each other. They finally turn the power back on in the arena as the event may now continue after that delay.

Boggs: Damn it! I hate these two together! Nothing but trouble!

Royce: Right, and we just lost TWENTY MINUTES of our show!

Boggs: Oh well, ABC has nothing else to show tonight, so we're good to go FIVE HOURS or so.

Royce: That'll work. I've got no plans for tonight.

Boggs: Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

Royce: Oh and what, you have a date with Heidi Klum or something!?

Boggs: Denise Lopez actually.

Royce: Really!? Damn!

Boggs: I've been bangin' that for weeks now, King.

Royce: Huh? That's just not fair!

Boggs: Life isn't fair, King, but mine sure does kick ass!

As Randy laughs it up to annoy King, the scene shifts backstage where there is a camera inside Chairscuro's locker room. You see him sitting there in his chair peacefully.  The lights go around and you hear some c'motion.  The lights turn back on and Chairscuro is laid out on the ground, but who did this? The cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: Chiaroscuro was just attacked by someone, King!

Royce: Uh, yeah, I know, I was watching the exact same monitor as yours.

Boggs: What? Why were you watching my monitor and not yours?

Royce: I've got the damn Playboy Channel on my monitor!

Boggs: How?

Royce: I had the boys hook up the satellite to my monitor, and I can watch whatever I want while you sit there and watch the stuff going on during the show.

Boggs: What's on now?

Royce: It's none of your business.

Boggs: Fine, I'll just this next matchup while you watch nude women.

Royce: That sounds like a great idea!

[[Bronx versus Chris Hunter]]

Boggs: Well, this one should be interesting, King.

King: Yeah, two curtain jerkers, one being from the OWA and another a recent signee. REAL interesting.

Boggs: Come on, King. These two men have earned the right to be here. Have some damn respect once in a while.

King: Geesh.

"Bow wow" by Lil' Bow wow kicks up and the crowd gives a medium pop for Bronx as he walks through the curtain. He walks down to the ring and looks over at the time keeper's table where the newly made GFWA Television title sits. He points at it and slides in the ring.

King: I think he called you an idiot, RB.

Boggs: He was pointing at the belt, King.

King: Sure he was, RB. Sure he was.

"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up and the fans give a slightly louder pop for Chris Hunter as he walks down to the ring. He walks over to the announcer's table and says something to King and Randy as he points at the title. He has a calculated look on his face as he climbs in the ring. The bell sounds and the two begin to circle each other.

Boggs: For the fans at home, Chris Hunter just said "This is number one. The belt is mine." and walked away.

King: I like this Chris Hunter guy, RB. He knows what he wants and he isnt shy about it.

Boggs: Their at it, lets see what these two can do!

The two lock up, the somewhat larger Bronx takes control with a whip into the ropes. He ducks down to give Hunter a backdrop but Hunter stops dead in his tracks and ddt's Bronx. Bronx is quick to his feet and is met with an ar drag from Hunter. another, another and another. Bronx gets up, this time a little shaken and charges Hunter again. hunter hits another arm drag but turns it into an arm bar at the end. The ref checks to see if bronx wants to give it up, but he is already to one knee. He makes it to his feet and pulls Hunter into the corner. he jerks his arm away and begins hitting stiff rights and lefts to the face of Hunter. Hunter blocks one of his punches and pulls Bronx into the corner. He reers back and lays a stiff chop into the chest of bronx. "WHOOOO!!" is heard from the crowd. another, another, another and a last, even harder, chop from Hunter that sends Bronx down in the corner. Hunter begins stomping on the chest of  Bronx and puts a boot on his throat and pulls down with the ropes, choking him. The ref trys to pull his arm away, but Chris gives him an intimidating look and he backs away and starts counting. When the ref is about to say five, Hunter backs off with his hands in the air. He then runs and gives Bronx a knee to the face. Brons rolls out of the turnbuckle, holding his face. He makes it to his feet and is met with a whip to the ropes by Hunter. hunter waits for him to come back and swings for a clothesline. Bronx ducks it and hits off the opposite ropes. He jumps at Hunter and hits a perfect front kick to the stomach of Hunter. hunter falls backward and rolls out of the ring, holding his stomach in pain. Bronx follows him out right behind hm and pushes him head first into the ring post. Hunter falls to the floor, holding his face. As he rolls over you see his forehead has been busted open and he is bleeding badly.

Boggs: God almighty. . .Chris Hunter is bleeding like a faucet.

King: I like this guy, Bronx.

Boggs: But you said you liked Hunter in the beginning of the match.

King: No i didnt.

Boggs: Oh brother.

Hunter is back to his feet and the ref is counting them out. Bronx walks over to Hunter but is met with a boot to the stomach and is thrown into the steel ring steps. He hits with his lower back and rolls over the top of the stairs, landing on his stomach. Chris picks up the steps and throws them down onto his back. He is yelling things at Bronx as he starts kicking his lower back. He turns to the camera and says "you havent seen nothin' yet!!". His face is covered in blood now. The ref is on the eight count. Hunter pulls Bronx up by his hair and rolls him into the ring where he lay face up. Hunter climbs on the apron and jumps up onto the top rope. He springs off and lands a diving headbutt to the heart of Bronx. Bronx grabs his chest and rolls in pain. hunter gets up to his feet again and pulls Bronx up. Hunter lifts him up onto the turnbuckle and gives the cutthroat sign. He climbs up to Bronx and hooks him up for what appears to be a superplex. Hunter balances himself and gives Bronx a fishermanhoo kddt off the to rope! Bronx bounces off the canvas when he hits then lands, motionless. Chris walks over to him and hooks the leg for a cover. 1...2..kickout! hunter gets in the ref's face, holding up three fingers in his face. The ref smacks his hand down out of his face and Hunter goes to hit him but Bronx rolls him up with a schoolboy from behind. The ref slides into position. 1...2... kickout! Bronx meets Hunter n his feet and the two begin to trade punches. Out of nowhere Bronx jumps two feet into the air and turns around and connects with a roundhouse to the temple of Hunter. Hunter does a sloppy cartwheel type flip and lands in a heap on the canvas. Bronx walks over to him and drops a leg drop to his throat. He quickly gets up and does the same, then drapes himself over his chest for a cover. 1...2..kickout!

King: This is great, RB!

Boggs: The ref aught to think about stopping this one.

King: Uh. . .why?

Boggs: Becaue Chris Hunter is bleeding like the Niagra Falls, King!

King: Chris Hunter with the crimson mask, eh eh!

Boggs: Dont start that crap!

King: Can we get some help from the back? Eh eh!

Bronx lifts the bloodied Hunter off the mat, where now a puddle of blood lays. He lifts him up in a military press bt is poke in the eye by Hunter. He lets him go and Hunter fals into a perfect reverse ddt on Bronx. Hunter takjes his hand and wipes some blood off his face. He licks some of the blood and smiles a crazed look at Bronx. The crowd pops loudly. Hunter picks Bronx up and whips him int the turnbuckle, Bronx walks out ofthe corner and Hunter bounces off the rope and connects with a perfect bulldog. Bronx hits the canvas head first, but is quickly back to his feet to meet Hunter. hunter and him begin trading punches and Bronx, the superior brawler, takes control. Bronx send Hunter to the turnbuckle and charges in with a clothesline. Hunter drops down and drop toeholds Bronx face first into the bottom turnbuckle. hunter gets to his feet quickly and picks up Bronx. He whips him into the ropes and waits to clothesline him. Instead, Bronx jumps and takes Hunter down with a vicious spear. The crowd pops loudly. Bronx looks at the crowd and signals for his set up move, The Muzzle. He lifts up Hunter and sends him into the turnbuckle again. hunter justs slouches down, half way conscious from the bleeding. Bronx lifts Hunter onto the turnbucle and climbs up with him, he hooks his head under his right arm and hooks Chris' tights with his left hand. He lifts him up to give him the implant ddt, the Muzzle, but Chris blocks it and hammers him in the stomach repeatedly. Bronx lefts hi grip go and Hunter hooks Bronx in a powerbomb position. He lifts him up and powerbombs him to the mat. He quickly jumps down and staggers toward him. He hooks his legs and turns Bronx over in the Silent Death, texas cloverleaf. The ref comes over to check on Bronx and after about twenty seconds of the painful hold, taps out. The ref calls for the bell and is handed the TV title. He walks over to Hunter who still has the hold applied and tells him to break it. He shakes his head and leans back more. The ref begins counting.

Boggs: You won the damn match, now let it go, Chris!

King: He's gonna break his back, yes!

Boggs: I thought you liked bronx?!

King: I never said that, i picked Hunter to win!

The ref is about to say five when Chris lets the hold go and grabs th belt from the ref. He tells the ref to put it on him. The ref takes the belt and puts it around hunter's waist. He raises Hunter's hand in victory, but Chris jerks it away. He walks over to the camera and says.

Chris: That's number one!

"Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne kicks up as Bronx rolls into the corner of the ring. Hunter jumps to the middle turnbuckle to boos again.

Boggs: That boy aint right.

King: Why dont you go tell him that, RB?

Boggs: Then I wouldnt be right!

A cloaked man from the ringside nearby comes out of the crowd and attacks Bronx and Chris Hunter viciously. Right and left hands take down both of the men down as the superior being stands over the two men. Hand raised in the air by his own free will, knowing that he just brought defeat among both men. He drops his hand down from high in the air, and brings it down to the neck of Bronx. His cold black leather glove beckons Bronx's neck as he tightens his grip.  Bronx face is slowly but surely turning pale as all of his life is slipping away. As he only has an inch of his life left, the cloaked man just lets go and looks at Bronx in disgust. The next man is Chris Hunter. The cloaked man drops a boot to the head of the man imprinting the heel of the boot on his forehead. He grabs Chris Hunter by his neck, but doesn't choke him, he pulls him off of the ground by his neck, and lifts him high in the air. As he is high in the air, the man drops him as Chris Hunter crashes hard onto the mat. Bronx and Chris Hunter lay in the ring, faces pale white as the mat in the ring. Chris Hunter lays towards the edge of the ring, Television Title in the middle of the ring, and Bronx on the other side of the ring next to the apron also. The cloaked man just exits the ring, and walks up the ramp to the backstage area.  A hand with long black, leather gloves, covering the whole hand, pulls at Chris Hunter's leg. As he is pulling at Chris Hunter's leg, he eventually gets him to the edge of the ring, pulling him out in the process. The Television Title lays limp in the center of the ring, not moving, just sitting there waiting for somebody to get it in it's grasp. Bronx finally shows some life and he tries to get the Television Title, but another man in a cloak enters the ring and he shows no remorse. He picks Bronx up and he gives him a powerbomb to the outside concrete. The other cloaked man picks Chris Hunter up, while the other man walks over, and they both give him a double uranage on top of Bronx. As this all goes down, one of the two cloaked men begin walking up the entrance ramp while the other gets the Television Title. After he gets the television title he catches up to the other cloaked man as they both reach the backstage area together.

Royce: Holy shit balls with a beer under his chin! An unknown man just destroyed Bronx and Chris Hunter, and took the Television Title!

Boggs: Sweet Jesus! He did, didn't he!?

Royce: Screw you.

The cameras cut backstage to the parking lot, where Ronnie Johnson is seen waiting for someone. Out of nowhere steps Potter's group, comprising The Jolly Potter, Abigail Doyle, Neophytou and Laurie T. Ince, who walk in front of RJ, ignoring him at first.

RJ: Potter, hey Potter. What are your thoughts about your eight man tag team match tonight with Firestorm, where...

Potter takes the microphone from RJ.

JP - Enough from you RJ, I'm not in the mood for questions tonight. I'm in the mood for straight forward talking and action. Devilz Darkside question whether Neophytou and myself have the ability and the experience to compete on their level. Let me turn this on its head and ask if Devilz Darkside have the experience and ability to compete with us? You guys seem to have this notion where just because we haven't been in the GFWA that we lack what is needed to succeed here. That can't be further than the truth. See boys, I am a much travelled wrestler. I have been there and done that. I have fought in front of 80 in a bingo hall and I have fought in front of 80,000 at Wembley Stadium. I have fought dark matches and I have fought for World Championships. And you have the cheek to claim I'm not experienced enough or good enough to compete with you? I think your brain has gone AWOL.

Potter hands the mic to Laurie.

Laurie: Mr Messenger and Mr Angel. You are right about one thing. Neophytou does lack somewhat in ring experience. However, I give him the mental strength and Mr Potter assists him with all wrestling matters, making Neophytou a competitor you should be more than wary of. But whilst you two are a team thrown together because you are two wrestlers, Mr Potter and Neophytou are a team because they have been good friends for a long, long time. You should have your wits about you, otherwise it will all be over in...

Neophytou: A Blur.

Potter takes the mic back from Laurie.

Potter: So boys. Whether we have Firestorm with us or not, you're still in for one hell of a match. What I see is four clayheads all in line for a Clayhead, and that, you stupid sods... That...

Jessica Barrett-Dox appears on screen, with her back to the camera. At least, it's presumed it's her.

Jessica: Hold it right there Potter.

Abigail: You bitch. You don't go interrupting us. You pissed us off enough in Omega, we're going to make your lives hell.

Jessica: On the contrary. Potter, you never learn, and tonight you will see what the GFWA is all about when Devilz Darkside take you to the cleaners. And another thing, the Omega is gone so stop going on about it. Even so, there is still an Omega World Championship match tonight with Kan, Syn, J.J. $tudd and Sick Puppy. Remember when you have your look alike friend say there is a special referee in that match tonight? She was right, and that referee will be me. Have a good night ladies and gentlemen, I've already booked a hospital bed for you.

Jessica walks off as Abigail is fuming. However, Potter holds her back.

Boggs: I take it Jessica and the Potter Clan didn't get along too well in the OWA.

Royce: I dunno, but all those women are fine as hell!

Boggs: Uh, right, well one of them is married to the President, so watch yourself.

The cameras but backstage again, and are following Jessica. She walks up to a corner, and then gets knocked over the head with a bottle. It shatters everywhere, and Jessica falls to the ground. From around the corner steps... ANOTHER JESSICA!?

Royce: Holy Goat balls on Friday, Randy! There's TWO Jessica's!

Boggs: It would appear to be just that.

The other Jessica has an evil smile on her face as she stands over the unconscious Jessica.

Jessica: This switch-a-roo shit may have flown in the OWA, bitch, but this is the GFWA! There's no room for this low level B.S. around here! So consider yourself out of the special referee gig in the OWA Title match. Oh, and tell your friends, Potter and Neo, that they will have to face Devilz Darkside and Japan Air next week on Rumble by themselves!

The REAL Jessica Barrett-Dox walks off laughing, as the cameras cut back to the arena.

Boggs: Yep, that's the real Jessica. You can see that Max has rubbed off on her.

Royce: But that's a good thing.

Boggs: I think you secretly have a crush on Max. Do you?

Royce: Hell no! I admire his work, and agree with everything he does. He's a genius, Randy!

Boggs: So if he shot you in the knee, would you agree with it?

Royce: Yes, because there would obviously be a reason for him shooting me. I had most likely done something wrong and deserved to be shot.

Boggs: Ooook.

The scene shifts to the back again. The three cloaked men take off their cloaks in the High Society locker room revealing; Chiaroscuro and the Devilz Darkside. There are two belts in the High Society locker room, and they're both draped over Chiaroscuro's shoulders, the Television Title and the Extreme Title. The people who're in the High Society locker room are; Chiaroscuro, Max Danger, Genesis, and Devilz Darkside. As Max Danger sees both titles he begins to speak.

Max Danger: This is brilliant. The High Society will rise, but it will definitely not fall. Tombstone was acting funny on Saturday Rumble, but it just goes to show you that High Society doesn't play any games. As Tombstone was having a heated argument with Chiaroscuro, Chiaroscuro got mad and hitched a plan with Tombstone's brother Genesis, and an old member has diminished, but a new member was born.

As Max Danger finishes speaking Chiaroscuro begins to speak.

Chiaroscuro: This is the new age of High Society, and the GFWA isn't going to like it one bit. The OWA wrestlers aren't going to like it either, but that is just too bad isn't it? I shall not show pity over any wrestlers in the GFWA, and neither will I show any pity towards the OWA wrestlers. The OWA wrestlers weren't established wrestlers, seeing how the Omega Wrestling Alliance as fell. The OWA wrestlers thought the federation was fine, the OWA wrestlers were only thinking for themselves, but High Society, we think together. That is how are success flows, by thinking together. If we though alone, do you possibly think we'd be this successful? We shall dominate Invasion as we shall dominate the Global Fantasy Wrestling Alliance altogether. We have two and a half of the federation's titles right now, but shall we stop now? I think not. We're going to show everybody what High Society is about. And if nobody likes it, then you shall step up to the plate. And if any of you fuck with me, then you're liable to get burned. I showed you all on Rumble how I could be, but do you think I'm established? Probably not. But I shall show you how I'm established, for when I win that GFWA World Heavyweight Championship tonight, I shall prove to you that I'm the most established wrestler in the business today. Chaos may be the franchise, but I'll be the first one to beat him in a steel-cage match-up.

As Chiaroscuro gets done talking, it fades back to the arena where the next match is just about ready.

Boggs: Interesting stuff, no?

Royce: Huh? I was watching the Playboy stuff. I normally tune out Chiaroscuro anyway.

Boggs: You miss out on a lot then.

Royce: Maybe, but I'll just read the recaps on the internet tomorrow to see what I missed.

Boggs: Alright. Let's just get into our next match, that King will probably have to read about tomorrow to know what happens.

[[Teichi versus Jay D versus Devon Drake]]

"Wait and Bleed" by Slipknot kicks up as Teichi makes his way out. He gets a mixed response from the fans. Teichi slides into the ring, and tests the ropes. "Wait and Bleed" fades out and "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses starts to play. Out walks Devon Drake to little response from the crowd. Devon jumps into the ring. "Welcome to the Jungle" stops playing and "Quitter" by Eminem f. D-12 hits. Out walks Jay D to a good deal of boos. Jay D heads to the ring.

Boggs: This should be a great match Royce. Dupin is really trying to liven this Juniorweight division up.

Royce: Yes he is. We have three of the finest Juniorweights in the company competiting in this Triple Threat Elimination style match up to determine who is the number 1 contender for that Juniorweight title. And here we go!

The bell sounds as the three men eye each other with cold glares. The ref calls for them to start the match. Teichi goes for a quick snap kick at Drake but Drake easily dodges. Drake and Jay D then lock up, as Teichi quickly breaks it up with a snap kick to Jay D's mid-section then plants one on Drake's mid-section. Teichi then backs Jay D into the corner and begins to chop at his chest,Teichi then attempts to whip Jay D into the opposite corner but Jay D reverses and sends Teichi into the corner. Jay D charges after Teichi and leaps up attempting a hurricanrana but Teichi blocks and counters with a hard sitdown powerbomb. As Teichi climbs to his feet Drake charges at him and connects with a sharp dropkick on Teichi sending him out of the ring. Jay D rises to his feet as he locks eyes onto Drake, left together in the ring. They lock up as Jay D puts Drake in a headlock and Drake sends Jay D off the ropes but Jay D comes back with a shoulder block knocking Drake to the ground. Jay D then goes off the ropes, and leaps over Drake who is lying on the ground and Drake leapfrogs over Jay D as he comes back around, then Drake rolls forward and Jay D leaps over him again, and comes back with a lariat but Drake ducks and leaps at Jay D connecting with a flying head scissors.

Boggs: Wow! Did you just see all that, King?

Royce: Only in the GFWA will you find that explosive Juniorweight action!

Drake rises to his feet and Jay D charges at him, Drake catches Jay D and goes a tilt-a-world backbreaker but while in the air Jay D counters and spins around with an armdrag on Drake. Drake flips to his feet and Jay D gets to his feet as both men stare each other eye to eye, the crowd gives them a standing ovation for the skills they just displayed but they are interupted as Teichi rolls back into the rings and nails Jay D in the back of the head with a forearm. Drake rushes at Teichi but Teichi ducks and back body drops Drake to the outside. Teichi picks up Jay D and whips him into the corner running behind him. Jay D reaches the corner and leaps upward using the turnbuckle as Teichi runs under him, Jay D lands behind Teichi but Teichi quickly responds with a beautiful superkick planting Jay D right in the jaw. Jay D falls to the ground, Teichi picks Jay D up like a suplex but sits him on the top turnbuckle. Teichi climbs on the second rope and exchanges a few punches with Jay D, Jay D manages to knock Teichi back down to the ring as he rises to his feet on the turnbuckle. Jay D then leaps out of the ring and hits Drake with a cross body to the outside. Meanwhile, Teichi goes off the ropes and leaps through the middle ropes performing a suicide dive as he hits both Drake and Jay D as they rise to their feet. All three men crash down to the ground in pain, the crowd breaks out into a "GFWA!" chant. Teichi and Drake are the first to rise to their feet, Teichi picks up Drake and whips him into the steel railing. Drake's back smashes against it, Teichi charges after Drake but is met by the boot of Drake. Drake quickly grapples Teichi and lifts him high into the air like a vertical suplex, then he drops him straight down into a DDT like manuever as Teichi's head bounces off the hard concrete floor. Meanwhile Jay D approaches the two with a chair, he sets it up about mid-way and takes off running as he leaps off the chair and splashes onto Drake. The men lie stretched out across the ground once again, and the crowd continues to cheer. Jay D makes it to his feet first, as he rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. Drake is second to his feet, and climbs into the ring after Jay D. Drake runs after Jay D but Jay D drops to the ground and knocks Drake off his feet with a drop toe hold, then Jay D locks Drake into an inverted surfboard stretch. Jay D turns over onto his back as he holds Drake into the air with the move applied, hyper extending the knees of Drake. Teichi rolls into the ring and goes off the ropes, he leaps forward and grabs the head of Drake and bulldogs him releasing the hold. Drake is down on the ground, as Teichi and Jay D make it to their feet. Teichi with a swift kick to the stomach of Jay D followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Teichi rises to his feet, he picks Jay D up the hair and whips him into the ropes, as Jay D returns off the ropes Teichi catches him and nails him with a tilt-a-world backbreaker. As Teichi rises back up to his feet he is blind sided by a flying lariat from Drake. Drake picks Teichi up now and scoop slams him to the mat. Drake climbs to the apron and taunts to the crowd signifying something big. He then catapults himself off the ropes, and lands ontop of the top rope maintaining his balance, as he leaps into the air and drops a legdrop across the throat of Teichi from the top rope displaying his amazing balance and agility.

Boggs: What a move, King! What a move!

Royce: Indeed, these Juniorweights are giving these fans their money's worth!

Jay D now crawls to his feet and begins to approach Drake, he grabs Drake and sends him into the ropes, Drake ducks the clothesline and leap frogs over the returning Jay D. Drake then drops to the ground, as Jay D leaps over him and bounces off the ropes again, this time Drake kneels down and catches Jay D's mid-section and lifts him up driving him to the mat with a harsh spinebuster. Drake then signals to the crowd once more, he lifts Jay D up and puts him in a standing head scissors position. He attempts to lift Jay D but Jay D blocks, and Jay D breaks from the standing head scissors. Jay D kicks Drake swiftly in the gut as Drake bends over. Jay D now applies a standing head scissors position on Drake and lifts him up spiking his head down with a cradle piledriver. The crowd goes ballistic as Jay D goes for the cover... 1-2-Teichi stops the count with a kick! Teichi picks up Jay D and throws him to the outside of the ring. The crowd gives Teichi much heat with boos, he taunts to the crowd and applies the DRAGON CLENCH! Drake slowly begins to slip out of conscienceness and the ref begins to count, when all of a sudden the hold is broken up by a flying missle dropkick by Jay D! Jay D then grabs Teichi and tosses his through the middle ropes to the floor, and locks the DEATH CLAW on Drake! Teichi slowly crawls back into the ring, but Drake is already out cold and the ref calls for the bell.

Boggs: Drake has been eliminated!

Royce: Yeah! But Teichi and Jay D are left!

Teichi rushes at Jay D and swings a lariat, Jay D ducks and plants Teichi down to the mat with a reverse DDT. Jay D then picks up Teichi and whips him into the ropes, as Teichi returns off the ropes Jay D grabs him by the hair and launches him through the middle ropes and Teichi crashes down to the ground. Jay D then runs off he ropes and performs a frontflip over the top rope and lands on Teichi as both men hit the floor. The crowd is going wild, and Jay D is the first to get to his feet. He picks Teichi up and slams him into the steel steps. He then picks up him and rolls him back in the ring. Jay D rolls in after him, and picks up him up and sets him up on the top turn buckle. He climbs up the turn buckle with him, and begins setting up him up on his shoulder. Jay D balances himself on the middle rope, with Teichi on his shoulders. He then leaps down and performs an awesome DVD FROM THE TOP ROPE! Teichi doesn't appear to be moving, and Jay D is a little hurt as well. The ref begins the count to 10, and as he reaches 8 Jay D crawls over to Teichi's body and drapes an arm over his chest. The ref begins to count the pinfall... 1-2-3!

Boggs: Jay D has won it!

Royce: What a match, Boggs. These guys gave it their all, tonight.

Boggs: Very good match, indeed. These men will be great additions to the LW division.

Suddenly "Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play. The crowd instantly starts to boo. Max Danger then walks through the curtains with a mic in hand. He stops halfway down the aisle.

Max Danger: The GFWA has a long and storied history that features many of wrestlings best Junior Heavyweights. I am one of those. Some would say that I'm the best athlete to ever hold the GFWA Light Heavyweight Championship. And they'd be right. The only person that comes close would be my long time rival, Sean Casey. But even he can't equal my greatness. But today, the GFWA has a sorry Jr. Division. Only two can claim to be among the best in the world. Those two men will be competing in a Ladder match later tonight. But not for the Light Heavyweight Championship. Now, it's not the Jr. Title. It's time to start over with the show-stealing division. That's the reason for the name change. Whomever walks out of here with the new Jr. Championship tonight will be the cornerstone of the division. But with every great champion, there needs to be great challengers. Two of those are in the ring right now. Teichi and Jay D. Two very promising young athletes, that I feel have unlimited potential.

Max stops talking and walks around the ring, to where Devon Drake is finally coming to.

Max Danger: Devon Drake, you however, are just a disgrace. We heard many great things about you, and yet you have failed to show us anything. We fly you in from Japan, where you were competing among the best Jrs. in the world. But here, you're nothing. Teichi and Jay D wiped the floor with you. Devon, we have no use for you, so here.

Max pulls something out of his jacket pocket and hands it to Devon.

Max Danger: It's your pink slip inside that envelope. So don't bother to think otherwise.

Max rolls into the ring where to weary men are. Teichi is sitting on his knees holding the back of his neck, while Jay D is leaning up against the turnbuckles in the corner.

Max Danger: Teichi, great effort. Jay D, you too. Very impressive guys. But if you thought the number one contender to the Jr. Title was coming out of this match, you were badly mistaken. No, I was using this match to gauge your abilities. And now that I've seen that you two have the potential to be great Jr. Stars, I've made my decision. Best of Five Series. Jay D has won the first round. Each Rumble until March 24th, the date of the Danger Zone PPV, you two will wrestle one another, OR until the first one wins three matches. If in the event that you are both tied 2-2 going into the PPV, you will open the show with the fifth and final match, and then wrestle the Jr. Champion later that night for the title. This is a great opportunity for the both of you, so take advantage of it. Good luck in the best of five series, because I'll be watching you both.

"Born of a Broken Man" hits again, as Max Danger exits the ring. Teichi and Jay D stare each other down.

Boggs: He fired Devon Drake, but set up an awesome Best of Five Series contest between Teich and Jay D!

Royce: That's going to be fun to watch over the next few weeks, Randy. Told ya Danger was a genius.

Boggs: Well, he was on this instance it seems.

The cameras cut backstage where Dexter and Little Jack are seen walking. Dexter is still a bit mad over the whole power fiasco incident not working.

LJ: Don't worry Walker, we will take over this freakin' event after we turn off the power. But....but, I can't believe I actually got my damn belt back, I am so proud.... It looks so great, I can't even see my own reflection!!

Dexter: Don’t call me that. Your title still seems a bit broken now doesn’t it. Looks like a real piece of garbage don’t you think?

LJ: Don't make fun of my damn belt, it’s worth more then Jesus. Where are we going any ways, to the main power supply?

Dexter: No. Just for a breathe of fresh air.

LJ: Fresh air?

Dexter: Call it a little payback.

Dexter opens a side door and grabs Little Jack by the shirt and pants. Dexter throws Little Jack out the door and into a pile of garbage from a tipped over dumpster. Little jack lands with a thud still holding dearly to his title.

Dexter: Sorry LJ but you weren’t much of a help and well that title seemed so crippled that I decided to put it where it belongs, in the garbage. No hard feelings man but I suggest you take a shower when you come in because you stink. I can’t believe we actually tried to turn the power off to stop the event. It almost worked too.

Dexter closes the door and leaves. The camera zooms in on Little Jack looking at his title happily. The scene then switches back to the arena.

Boggs: Riiiiight.

Royce: That makes no sense to me at all.

Boggs: To me either, King, but I'm not going to worry with it. It's time to take another commerical break.

The cameras fade into commercials for Lightning Protection Steel Rods, just hold them into the air and you'll never be struck by lightning... if its not storming outside anyway. Invasion is also being brought to you by Deer condoms and Beaver Cover underwear.

We fade in from those commercials.

Royce: Hehe, Beaver Cover underwear.

Boggs: Immaturity is bliss.

Royce: Sure is!

The cameras shift backstage yet again. Erika is seen standing by a soda machine at the end of a hallway in the back. The cameras catch JJ $tudd stalking ever to close.  Erika turns around and to her fright sees JJ with his eyes set on Kan's girl.  Erika stands a close to the machine as she could without actually being inside with a paniced look on her face.  The almost as if it was a set up just after JJ passes the last door down the hallway between him and Erika that door flings open, Kan steps out, grabs a hold of JJ's hair, and pulls him backwards as he drops to one knee.  He pulls JJ's head and neck down to Kan's readied knee and he hits the KandleLight on $tudd.  Kan quickly moves down to JJ's legs, pulls him heel over head until his ankle is in the door way.  Kan hits him from above with the can of soda Erika just bought, then slams the door shut on JJ's leg.  He opens it about a foot, runs down the hallway, then the camera heres a loud rumbling sound.  The camera leaves JJ's image to see Kan pushing an audio case down the hall way and smack into the door way.  The door slams again on JJ's leg.  Then again.  Then Kan motions to Erika and she helps use the case to slam the door on JJ's leg. Together they smile to each other then turn to see another damn camera.

Erika: Eeeppp the gig is up!

Kan: Oh darn.  I guess so, and wait...

Looking back at JJ's leg.

Kan: Nope darnit I didn't even get the right body part!  I forgot JJ was supposed to go after MY legs.  Oh poop.  I hope he kan limp down to ringside tonight.  I mean I was going for the neck so at least his legs would work, because if they don't then it will just be me and Sick Puppy.  Alone, at last.  Actually that doesn't sound to bad.  No distractions, no wastes of time, just me, Pups, and right and wrong!

Erika: Finally.

Kan turns around and slams the trunk into the door way one last time hoping this is the one that breaks JJ's leg and keeps him out of action.  He then rejoins his love, and together they walk away like nothing happened. The cameras return to the arena.

Royce: Did I mention that I love this guy Kan?

Boggs: Yes you did.

Royce: Well I do. He's so damn cool!

Boggs: What about Erika?

Royce: Oh she's hot, too.

Boggs: Figured as much.

The scene goes to a man typing on the computer. The phone rings and he picks it up.

Man: Hello?

Other Line: YOYOOOOOOOOO!

Man: YOYOOOOOOOOOOO!

Other Line: What are you up to?

Man: Checking the newsite, drinking apple juice.

Other Line: Oui, Oui.

Man: HEY CHRIS! CHRIS! PICK UP THE PHONE!

Chris: Hello?

Other Line: YOYOOOOOOOO!

Man: YOYOOOOOOOO!

Chris: YOYOOOOOOOOOOO!

All three men are sticking their tongues out as the scene fades. The words “Some people can’t get enough YoYo News”. And then http://www.angelfire.com/extreme/yoyonews/index.htm flashes on and off. We go back to King and Boggs.

Royce: Uh, I thought we already had the commercials.

Boggs: This one paid us a lot of money to actually show the commercial. The others they just flash the names of the products on the screen. But this one actually paid.

Royce: Oh, ok.

Boggs: Yep, and with that out of the way, we can start our next matchup.

[[Sean Jones versus Misfit versus Stuck versus Colin Baird]]

'Duck and Run' by 3Doors Down hits the speakers as the fans begin to cheer.

Announcer; Ladies and Gentlemen the next contest is a fatal four way extreme match!  Comeing to the ring first Colin Baaaiiiiiirrrrrddddddddd!!!

No sooner then Baird make his way through the curtains then he falls to the floor.  Stuck walks out right after Baird holding a steel folding chair.  As Baird stands up Stuck fires another shot, then another, then another, then Misfit chop blocks Stuck who drops the chair.  Misfit hammers with a right to Stucks head, then a left, followed by a right.  Misfit slams Stucks head into the guard rail, and then Russian leg sweeps Stuck onto the chair he had dropped.  While this was going on Sean Jones ran into the ring and called for the bell.  Baird hearing the bell and seeing Jones in the ring away from harm decides to go punch Jones in the nose.

Boggs: Ouch! Sean Jones just got nailed in the nose by Colin Biard.

Royce: Yeah, but Misfit is really taking it to Stuck on the outside.

As Baird slides into the ring he swings wildly, and Jones ducts, grabs his arm, and hits a wrap around ddt. Baird quickly up his met with an arm drag into a crucifix armbar. Baird somehow twists, flips, and then lifts Jones up and hits a powerslam!!

Boggs: Nice powerslam by Baird!

Royce: I think his name would be funnier if it was Beard.

Boggs: Uh, why?

Royce: Dunno, just do.

Still on the outside Misfit and Stuck continue their brawl.  Misfit uses an aray of rights and lefts to rock Stucks head back, but Stuck manages to answer back is a kick to the groin.  Then he slams Misfits head into the guard rail.  Misfits stands straight up after going head first into the steel so Stuck irish whips him down the aisle way and into the ring apron.  Stuck charges in for a splash, but Misfit ducks.  Misfit swings wildly at Stuck but Stuck ducks and pushes misfit into the ring post.  Misfit staggers back and is then sent into the ring steps.  Stuck grabs Misfits head and sends him into the guard rail again and then a back body drop onto the ring steps.  Misfit crumples to the ground as Stuck slides into the ring.

Boggs: Stuck as turned the tides on Misfit.

Royce: Yep, and now he's heading back into the ring.

Stuck goes for a right on Baird who blocks it and fires back with one of his own, then another, again, and finally big number four sends Stuck to the mat hard.  Jones takes the chance to roll up Baird from behind, 1 hook the tights, 2 kick out.  Jones to his feet first gets hit in the kidneys by Stuck as Misfit throws in a trash can which just misses Baird.  Stuck hits Jones again, then goes for a third but this time he lands in a rear waist lock from Baird who hits a german suplex on the trash can that just entered the ring.  Jones follows that with a leg drop on Stuck, then Baird follows with an elbow drop on Stuck!

Boggs: Nice teamwork by Baird and Jones to get Stuck down.

Royce: Yeah, but it won't last.

Baird and Jones exchange a look of maybe working together against Stuck until Jones kicks Baird in the gut, then hits a knee lift.  Baird staggers back then blocks a right from Jones.  Baird with the armdrag on Jones, Jones up for the hip toss to send him back down this time Baird follows with a knee drop. Baird picks Jones up but this time it's Stuck hitting Baird from the behind.  Misfit slides in a chair, then stummbles over to the time keepers table.  Jones picks up the chair and levels Stuck with it.  Jones turns around to swing at Baird, but Baird already picked up and hit Jones with the crushed trash can!  Jones hits the mat, and Baird picks up Stuck to whip him into the corner.  Baird follows up with an avalanche as Misfit grabs the ring bell.  Baird lands the avalanche then a few chops before sending Stuck into the far corner.  Again Baird runs across the ring, but this time is met in the center by Misfit and the ring bell!!

Boggs: Misfit just clocked Baird with the ring bell!

Royce: Where's the "ding" sound?

Boggs: That only occurs when someone overdubs it. It's not very realistic.

Jones now back to his feet decides he'll hit the splash on Stuck, and does, and then he'll dropkick Misfit, and does that too! Baird stands up bleeding from the bell shot, and dazed from the impact he finds his way to the ropes.  Stuck now charges out of the corner at Baird, but out of pure instinct Baird manages to hit a the 'StarStruck'!! (Spinning Tombstone Piledriver).  Baird covers Stuck, 1, 2, Misfit breaks up the pin with a double ax handle.  Misfit turns around to continue his fight with Jones only to be hit with a hard body slam.  Jones then stomps on Baird while Stuck lays motionless in the ring. Baird grabs a hold of Jones left leg, stands up, and pushes Jones over.  Misfit gets up and charges at Baird with a clothesline that take Baird to the outside.  Baird lands on his feet though, so he simply reaches in the ring, and pulls Misfit out side. Jones stands up, and looks at the action on the outside then turns to duck a charging Stuck who after hitting the ropes finds himself up for a Somoan Suplex, but no.  Jones twists Stuck in the air and hits a Diamond Cutter! It's the 187!! Jones drags Stuck into the center of the ring, and covers him! 1... On the outside Baird sends Misfit into the timekeepers table. 2...... Then turns around and trys to get back in the ring to break up the pin, SMACK, but Misfit nails him with a chair from behind! 3!!! JONES WINS!

Boggs: Sean Jones has pulled it out, King!

Royce: Nice victory for Sean Jones there.

He stands up to celebrate but as he raises his arms Misfit hits him in the back with the chair too! Baird struggles into the ring, but as soon as he does he quickly joins the attack on Jones.  Together Misfit and Baird lay the boots to Jones.  A fleet of officials now run into the stop the beat down, and quickly pull the three still conscious wrestlers apart.  Misfit and Baird exchange a snarled look as each is escorted away form the ring where Jones falls to the outside victorious.

Royce: Jones doesn't look like the winner now after Misfit and Baird got ahold of him.

Boggs: All three of these men should be in the running for the Extreme Title, Randy.

Royce: Yeah, and since there is no Extreme Champion, their shot at the gold could come much sooner than expected.

Camera opens up in the locker room area backstage, outside a dressing room door marked "Japan Air". The camera moves inside to reveal Japan Air and Devilz Darkside sat around a table, sharing out a pizza.

Kensi: Ok *chomp*, so we're settled on the plan then?

Jubei: *munch* I haven't got a problem with it.

Messenger: *chomp* Yeah...I guess it'll do in the situation.

Angel: *munch* Much as it pains me to co-operate with you Kensi, I guess I'll go along with it.

Kensi finishes his slice of pizza as the others do the same, before standing up.

Kensi: Ok, just to confirm the finer points - tonight, hostility between our two teams will be kept to a minimum during the match, but once we've dealt with Potter, Neo and Firestorm, all bets are off. Everyone still happy with that?

Darkside mumur their agreement as they stand also, as does Jubei. The four men look at each other with a mixture of contempt and respect.

Messenger: Let's not make this last any longer than we have to.

Angel: Yeah, let's get out there and show them why we're the most dominant tag teams the GFWA has ever seen.

Jubei: Amen to that...

On that note all four men leave the table and head out of the locker room, looking as though they mean serious business...

Boggs: Looks like Japan and Devilz Darkside have decided to put aside their differences and work together tonight.

Royce: I don't see that lasting long.

Boggs: We'll see later on tonight, but right now it's time for the non-title match between Jostrodomus and Little Jack.

[[Little Jack versus Jostrodomus]]

Royce: This is going to be a great match. The GFWA US Champion against the guy who almost won the World Title last week.

Boggs: Joz had Chaos but Chaos came out on top, what can you say?

Royce: Nothing really. Joz is out for revenge though, anyone that gets in his way is going down.

Boggs: We will see if Joz can win against LJ, who knows!!

Little Jack's music hits as he comes through the curtain. He has the United States Belt on his shoulder and he looks confused as he walks down to the ring, Little Jack doesn't always play with a full deck of cards. Little Jack goes over to the ring steps, as the fans in the crowd are silent giving LJ no reaction and he gets in the ring and he just stands there after handing the referee the United States Title and he spares, he runs against the ropes a few time, just prepares.

Royce: Little Jack looks a little bit confused.

Boggs: The fans gave him no reaction, what is up with that?

Royce: We'd like to remind you that this is a NON-TITLE match, so no Joz will not get the belt if he wins.

Boggs: I think they already got that Royce.

Big Tymers, "#1 Stunna" plays as Joz comes through the curtain after pyro goes through the whole arena. The fans are all on their feet cheering for Joz, he is probably the most loved wrestler in GFWA. He walks down to the ring with a serious face, giving none of the fans high fives and he walks up the ring steps and steps into the ring and Little Jack backs up. Joz walks to the turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air and the fans cheer and then he goes off the turnbuckle and turns to LJ, he is ready for a fight.

Royce: Joz looks prepared.

Boggs: Joz is not going to go down, taking a loss. He is going to try his best to conquer LJ.

Royce: That's obvious, let's get to the match.

Joz calls Little Jack over to the middle of the ring, they both have very serious looks on their faces. They are staring at each other and they do it for thirty seconds until Little Jack spits on the shoes of Joz. Joz looks pissed, Joz smacks Little Jack in the face and then he gives him a standing clothesline to the ground. Joz stomps Little Jack like crazy and he climbs to the top rope and he gives him a big elbow from the ring turnbuckle, Joz is taking control of this match early, as you can see. Joz goes over to where the ring announcer is sitting and he pushes him to the side and he grabs his chair and he goes to the ring and he throws the chair over the top rope and he jumps onto the ring apron and he goes into the ring where he grabs the chair. Joz grabs the chair and as Little Jack is starting to get up, Joz slams him with the chair and knocks him to the ground. Joz kicks him a few times, Little Jack is getting no offensive moves in this match, it is tremendous how it is going along.

Boggs: What is up with Little Jack? He's getting no offensive moves in.

Royce: Joz is just too tough for him right now.

Boggs: That's true, we will see how it ends up.

Joz grabs the chair once again and Little Jack is getting up again. Little Jack turns around and Joz goes and swings the chair at Little Jack but he knew it was coming so Little Jack ducks to the ground and he then Russian Leg Sweeps Joz to the ground and Little Jack runs against the ropes and he gives a dropkick to Joz, knocking him back down to the ground again. Little Jack goes for the pin. 1..2.. there is a kickout before he can get to the three count, did he think he was going to win that way? Joz gets up before Little Jack and they both exchange punches in the middle of the ring and Joz blocks a bunch of Little Jack and he gives him a kick to the gut and he DDT's him to the ground and now Joz is going for the pin. 1..2...no there is a kickout, damn that was close, Joz almost got the win with a DDT which would have been very interesting. Joz goes outside the ring and what is he doing, he's at the announcing booth.

Jostrodomus: You are seeing what I am made of, man let me go back into the ring and KICK HIS ASS!!

Joz slides into the ring but Little Jack is waiting for him and he stomps him in the midsection and then Little Jack runs against the ropes and he comes back and gives Joz a Leg Drop, this is a very interesting match. Little Jack picks up Jostrodomus and throws him into the corner and then he runs at him very quick and gives him a clothesline, knocking Joz to the ground and he falls right into the path of Little Jack, with his head on the turnbuckle. Little Jack has an idea. He leaves the ring and he goes to the announcing booth and he grabs his United States Title and he slides back into the ring. He sets it up at the right turnbuckle and he goes over to the other side of the ring and grabs Joz. He grabs him, it looks like he is going to throw him into the United States Belt. Little Jack picks up Joz and he aims him at the turnbuckle. Here we go, Little Jack throws Joz at the belt BUT JOZ REVERSES IT, AND LITTLE JACK GOES INTO THE UNITED STATES BELT, Little Jack is cut up, he hit the medal part of the belt.

Royce: Damn this is an interesting match, the show was pretty lame before this.

Boggs: How can you say that? All GFWA action is very interesting nonetheless.

Royce: Whatever you say Boggs, I'm just saying, this match is very good.

Boggs: Your damn right, anyone can win at anytime, they are both putting up a good fight.

Royce: Let's get back to the match and see what happens.

Little Jack has blood coming out of his head and Joz grabs his hair and gets blood on his hand and he shakes it off after giving a face and he throws Little Jack into the corner. Then he reaches over the rope and grabs the chair. Joz runs at Little Jack quickly and swings the chair at him and hits LJ right in the head with it, exposing more skin. Blood is everywhere on Little Jack now, Joz is really out to go and injure this man, and he is doing a good job. Joz then climbs the top rope with Little Jack under him, what the hell is he planning? He jumps off and he grabs the head of Little Jack and slams it to the head, a bulldog. Joz goes for the pin in the corner of the ring. 1..2.. no Little Jack gets his foot on the rope before the pin can be registered, how close was that? Joz yells at the referee saying that was a slow count and Joz punches the referee..there is no referee.

Boggs: Why did Joz do that?

Royce: The referee was getting on his nerves.

Boggs: As the teens would say, "All up in his chill."

Royce: That's grill Boggs, grill!

Boggs: Oh, I'm tight with that.

Royce: Ebonics for Dummies, have you been reading that again? Wow Boggs!!

Joz just stands there in the middle of the ring. He could pin Little Jack easily and get the win because of the condition he is in but he just punched the referee, there is not a referee to register the count. Joz grabs Little Jack and he stands him up in the middle of the ring. Is he going to go for the #1 Stunna or what? No, Joz is setting up for the Domus Ending, is he going to connect it on Little Jack? Or is Little Jack going to reverse it. Here he goes with the Domus Ending, wait, Little Jack falls out of the arms of Joz and on his way down he grabs the head of Joz and gives him a neckbreaker. The referee is getting back up.

Boggs: OH MY GOD, HOW DID HE DO THAT?

Royce: Amazing, I have no idea how he did that.

Boggs: Little Jack does not want to lose as you just saw.

Royce: Let's see that on replay!!

They replay the move that Little Jack just did to Joz.

Boggs: All I can say is Holy Shit, anyway back to the match.

Joz and Little Jack are fighting in the middle of the ring. Little Jack goes to DDT Joz but Joz reverses it and he hits the #1 Stunna on Little Jack. Wait a minute, the lights go out. And within thirty seconds they turn back on, CHAOS IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING. IS HE PLANNING SOMETHING BIG? Chaos jumps onto the ring apron and he is distracting the referee. WWAIT A MINUTE, IT'S KARNAGE IN THE BACK, HE HAS COME FROM THE CROWD AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR, JOZ DOESN'T EVEN SEE HIM. JOZ TURNS AROUND, WHACK WITH THE CHAIR. KARNAGE HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT JOZ. Karnage is still distracting the referee. Joz is out and Little Jack is out, they both get up slowly and Chaos jumps off the ring apron and he will stand outside the ring till the end of the match.

Royce: This match is becoming very interested!!

Boggs: Yes it is, don't talk, continue watching.

They are both up on their feet, LITTLE JACK WITH THE HANGMEN DDT. Little Jack recupperates while Joz is on the mat. Little Jack goes for the pin. Wait Joz has hit foot on the rope, the referee hasn't noticed it just yet 1.. wait Chaos pushes Joz foot off the rope. 2...3... YES, YES, YES..Little Jack has done it, Little Jack has defeated Joz.

Royce: What a GREAT match!!

Boggs: Pure talent, that's all I can say, pure talent.

Royce: Both wrestlers busted their balls.

Yet again, you see three cloaked men coming out from the backstage area. One coming down from the entrance ramp, the superior one. One walking along the right side of it fifteen feet below, walking on the concrete floor. There is another man, walking along the left side, fifteen feet below, walking on the concrete floor. As all three of them get to the end of the entrance ramp, they all stand side by side and walk straight forward to the ring. Jostrodomus exits the ring and tries to break through the chain of the three men, but to know avail Joz doesn't break through. The man in the middle, the superior man, gives Joz a spinning back fist and cuts Joz' lip open in essence, and Joz falls down hard. The two other men stomp on him as the cloaked man in the middle heads straight for the ring to go after Little Jack. The two other cloaked men attack Jostrodomus with hard punches to the head, and the shorter of the two men head-butts him in the groin. The other man picks Joz up by the hair and slams him ‘gainst the ringside barricade head first. The man slings Joz over his shoulder, and as Joz tries squirming out , the man falls backwards as Joz lands under him. Joz is bleeding heavily from the mouth, but he is still putting up a fight. Joz gets up and goes for the #1 Stunna, but the man blocks it and plants him on the ground in a tombstone. Joz is knocked out as the other two men head towards the ring. They help the superior man take out Little Jack. The tallest man irish whips Little Jack to the medium man, and he catches him in a dead sprint with a spear. The tall man springboards off the ropes and hits a top rope suicida. The shortest man of all hits him with a low-blow and then the tallest man hits a corkscrew fireman's carry piledriver. The superior-being picks up the U.S. Heavyweight title and drapes it over his shoulder as the other two men leave Little Jack in the middle of the ring, going to the outside and pick up Jostrodomus. The medium man slings Joz over his shoulder as they walk to the back.

Boggs: Those cloaked men just kidnapped Jostrodomus!!

Royce: Wow. Exciting. Splendid.

Boggs: Man, you sure are enthusied, aren't you?

Royce: Sure am. I couldn't be more enthralled by all this.

Boggs: I can tell.

A very tired Little Jack walks to the back with his broken up US title over his shoulder. Jack suddenly sees a familiar face to his left. His back is turned but you can easily tell it is Payne. Jack runs at Payne with his belt and jumps forgetting some of the gold is missing off his belt and he hits Payne in the back of the head with leather. Jack gets up and looks at Payne who is standing perfectly fine. Jack looks at the title and tries to run away but Payne reaches out and grabs him kicks him in the stomach and nails him with the Crucifixion. Payne spits on Jack and walks away.

Boggs: Payne just attacked the US Champion, Little Jack!

Royce: Yes, I can see that, it's right there on your monitor.

Boggs: Shut up. Payne and Little Jack have quite the little rivalry brewing.

Royce: Yes they do, and tons of matches, very good matches, can become of this. I'm all for it!

Boggs: Surprisingly I agree with you.

Royce: How odd.

Boggs: Exactly, but something we don't agree on is this next matchup. You do see how they can work together, but I have faith that Devilz Darkside and Japan Air will be able to hold off on their long running feud, and take out their opponents tonight.

Royce: I didn't say they wouldn't win, I just said they won't work together.

Boggs: Well, we'll find out now!

[[Devilz Darkside and Japan Air versus Jolly Potter, Neophytou, and Firestorm]]

Royce: Remember, they will have to work together next week too, because they have to face Jolly Potter and Neophytou in a handicap match.

Boggs: That's right. I would think Potter and Neo would want to try and stay out of this match as much as possible, to save themselves for next week.

Royce: I would, too, but you never know.

[[CLICK FOR SECOND PART]]