Saturday, February 24th, 2001
Live on ABC
Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California
Saturday, February 24th,
2001
Live on ABC
Arrowhead
Pond in Anaheim, California
Jolly Potter, Neophytou, and Firestorm are already ing the ring. "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC kicks up and the boos start up. Hellz Angel and Devilz Messenger walk out. Hellz Angel has his Tag Team Title on his shoulder as they head down the aisle. Suddenly everyone bursts into cheers. DM and HA look at each other, then see Japan Air whiz by them. DD give chase, and all four men slide into the ring.
Boggs: Japan Air didn't waste any time, and not to be out done, Devilz Darkside raced to the ring as well.
Royce: This is going to be great!
The match begins with all 4 teams trading blows with one another before the referee settles it. Shadow and Jubei start it off as they both tie up. Shadow pulls out a knee to the mid-section before connecting with a vertical suplex. Shadow elbow drops Jubei and slingshots him into the ropes neck first. Jubei stumbles backwards as Shadow nails a forearm shot to the lower back of Jubei and makes the cover. 1....2....kickout by Jubei. Shadow picks up Jubei and hits a forearm across the face as Shadow tags in Jolly Potter. Jolly comes in and mounts Jubei in the corner, delivering blows to the skull before hitting a monkey flip. Jolly walks over to Jubei but gets tripped and placed into a reverse leg lock by Jubei as Jolly frantically reaches for the ropes. Jolly grabs the ropes as Jubei releases the hold and stands up. Jubei ducks a clothesline and lays out Jolly with a dropkick. Jolly tags in Neophytou as Jubei manages to tag in Hellz Angel.
Boggs: This match will certainly be a great one indeed as 8 men, all solid wrestlers duel it off.
Royce: Yeah Randy, already Shadow and Jubei showing their dominance. I'm pulling for Japan Air and Devilz Darkside to win this match.
Boggs: Why's that King?
Royce: They are more experienced and know each other inside and out.
Hellz Angel takes out Neophytou with a clothesline. Hellz Angel picks up Neophytou and delivers a powerslam off of an irish whip to the ropes. Hellz Angel covers. 1......2.....kickout by Neophytou. Hellz Angel waits for Neophytou to get up and charges at him with a shoulder block but Neophytou sidesteps it and nails Hellz Angel with a belly to back suplex as both men lie on the mat. Hellz Angel rolls towards his corner as Neophytou dives towards Hellz Angel but Hellz Angel tags in Devilz Messenger as he nails Neophytou with a big boot, sending him hard into the mat.
Royce: Devilz Darkside beginning to work on Neophytou like the true masters that they truly are.
Boggs: Jolly and Neophytou are certainly two tough individuals and Firestorm are certainly one of the better known tag teams here in the GFWA.
Devilz Messenger irish whips Neophytou into the ropes and connects with a spinebuster for 1......2.....kickout. Neophytou gets up and gets planted with a clothesline by Devilz Messenger. Devilz Messenger gloats to the crowd as Neophytou trips up Devilz Messenger from behind and locks on a boston crab. Neophytou releases the hold and delivers a double axhandle to the back of Devilz Messenger before tagging in Fury. Fury climbs onto the top rope and nails a clothesline. Fury makes the cover. 1......2.....kickout. Fury stomps away at Devilz Messenger before latching on a rear chinlock. The referee raises Devilz's hand once as he sinks to his knees, it drops. A second time causes the hand to drop again but the third time, Devilz Messenger is able to keep his hand up.
Boggs: Devilz Messenger still alive.
Royce: He should've pulled his hand down, it would've ended what is becoming a boring contest.
Boggs: You think every match is boring King.
Royce: I have a short attention span.
Devilz Messenger elbows Fury in the ribs three times and bounces off the corner, connecting with a shoulder block but Fury no sells it and delivers a nasty belly to belly suplex, sending Devilz Messenger right on top of his skull. Fury tags in Shadow as they both irish whip Devilz Messenger to the ropes and look for a double back body drop. Devilz Messenger stops short however and nails both men with a DDT at the same time. Devilz Messenger dives to the corner and manages to tag in Kensihiro as he unloads on Shadow with a springboard dropkick and makes the cover, hooking the leg 1.....2.....kickout by Shadow.
Boggs: A close nearfall by Kensi right there.
Royce: Come on Kensi, kick Shadow's deserving ass.
Kensihiro bounces off the ropes and tries for a spinning wheel kick but Shadow catches him and delivers a pumphandle slam. Shadow picks up Kensihiro and delivers a sideslam as he tags Jolly Potter. Jolly climbs onto the top turnbuckle and hits a splash. 1......2.....kickout yet again by Kensihiro. Jolly picks up Kensihiro and tries for a gutwrench powerbomb but it's reversed into a hurricanranna rollup for the 1.....2......3...no, kickout by Jolly!
Boggs: Great move there by Kensi.
Royce: Jolly showing me something I didn't think he had, skills!
Boggs: Every man starting to show their worth here in this match.
Kensihiro springboards himself off the ropes and nails a 2nd rpe springboard moonsault. Kensihiro gets up and tags Jubei as they both wait for Jolly to get up. He does and receives stereo springboard elbows to the skull at the same time as he crumbles to the mat. Jubei picks up Jolly and rolls him up with a small cradle for the 1.....2......3...shoulder up by Jolly at the last moment. Jubei gets up and stands on the top turnbuckle, waiting for Jolly to get up.
Royce: Jubei waiting for Jolly to get up. This isn't good for Jolly at all.
Boggs: Jolly better think fast or he could end up in pain.
Royce: Jubei almost picking up the victory.
Jubei leaps off the top rope, trying for a hurricanranna but Jolly catches him and spins 360º before planting him with a seated powerbomb for the 1.....2....kickout. Jolly gets up and tags in Neophytou as he perches himself on the top rope. Jolly places Jubei vertically on his shoulders as Neophyte grabs Jubei's head and delivers a Tornado DDT of sorts with Jolly slamming Jubei into the mat in a pancake type maneuver while Neophytou held the head of Jubei in the Tornado DDT. The crowd is stunned as Neophytou rolls onto Jubei. 1......2......and Hellz Angel is in the ring to break up the three count.
Boggs: Hellz Angel there to make the desperation save for his team.
Royce: Japan Air and Devilz Darkside need to pull themselves together after that great double team move if they want to have a chance at winning.
Neophytou smiles to the crowd as he picks up Jubei and tries for a Victory Roll but Jubei falls back, slamming Neophytou into the mat hard. Jubei makes the tag to Hellz Angel as Shadow and Fury enter the ring without being tagged in. Soon, all 8 men are in the ring brawling with each other. Hellz Angel picks up Neophytou and hits a fallaway slam as Jubei and Kensi throw Jolly to the outside. Jubei gets down on his hands and knees as Kensi does a back handspring before delivering a twinsting senton suicida as the crowd goes wild. Jubei follows off with a springboard cross body over the ropes onto both men as they stood up at the same time. Shadow and Fury are double teaming on Devilz Mezzenger as Neophytou low blows Hellz Angel and delivers a spinning neckbreaker. Devilz Messenger clotheslines Fury to the outside and picks up Shadow. Devilz Messenger grabs Shadow by the throat as he stands on the apron with Shadow inside the ring. Devilz Messenger yanks Shadow over the top rope with his hand wrapped around his neck. Devilz Messenger places Shadow's head between his legs and delivers a piledriver off the apron and onto the arena floor.
Royce: All mayhem is breaking loose in this epic 8 man tag team match.
Boggs: I'll say King, everybody is going all out here. It's absolute pandemonium and Neophytou is seemingly oblivious to what's going on around him as he's still taking it to Hellz Angel inside the ring.
The crowd is damn near in hysterics as Neophyoue just nailed Hellz Angel with a dropkick sending him to the mat. Kensi suddenly appears out of nowhere with a springboard DDT planting Neophytou face first on the mat before rolling out of the ring. Hellz Angel makes the cover as he hooks the leg of Neophyoue. The referee hits the mat 1.......2......3!!! Wait, Neophyte kicked out at 2 and 3/4ths! Hellz Angel picks up Neophytou for a shoulder breaker but Neophytou rolls him up for another sunset flip for the 1.......2.......3!! No, no! The shoulder was up just barely. Devilz Darkside delivers a brainbuster onto the steel steps to Jolly as Jubei and Kensi hit a spiked cradle piledriver onto Shadow as Fury is lying out cold due to a chairshot from Jubei.
Royce: My god Randy, who will win this matchup? Look at all the action going on!
Boggs: I have no idea King, this match could go to either team.
Royce: Neophytou showing how damn good he is in this one.
Kensi and Jubei jump up, as Neo comes off the top rope with a cross body block to take both men down! Neo goes to the ropes, and nails a double dropkick to take Japan Air down again. Devilz Darkside climbs into the ring, and charges at Neo. He rolls out of the way, and Devilz Darkside bumps into Japan Air as they get to their feet. Firestorm regains their composure, as Japan Air and Devilz Darkside stare each other down. Firestorm runs at Devilz Darkside who see the look on Japan Air's faces, and turns around. Devilz Darkside flips Firestorm up and over into the arms of Japan Air, who slam Firestorm to the canvas with massive powerbombs! Neo runs at Devilz Messenger and hits him with a spinning heel kick to send him to the outside. Jolly Potter slowly climbs into the ring, as Hellz Angel backs Neo into the corner. Potter with a low blow on Angel, and Neo hits a DDT! Japan Air runs over, and the OWA Tag Champs duck them. Double dropkick by the OWA champs. Jubei is knocked to the outside next to Devilz Messenger. They get to their feet and Neo nails a beautiful Asai Moonsault onto them!! Potter whips Kensi to the ropes. Leap frong by Potter and Kensi bumps into Hellz Angel! Another stare down as Potter watches with glee. He starts to laugh hard, causing his eyes to water. When he goes to wipe his eyes clear, Kensi and Angel kick him in the gut. Kensi whips him to the ropes. Drop toe hold by Kensi, and Angel nails Potter with a DDT on the way down! Firestorm gets back up, and tries stereo hurricanrannas on the Tag Team Champs. They block, and nail Sit down powerbombs!! Angel picks up Fury and places him on the top rope. Kensi climbs to the other side. Angle nails Fury with the Death Drop, at the exact same time, Kensi hits Shadow with the Kamikaze! They each make the cover! 1.... 2..... 3!!
Boggs: Japan Air and Devilz Darkside win!!
Royce: They may have worked well together, but there were times when they wanted to kill each other, too.
Boggs: True. Jolly Potter and Neophytou should be applauded though, they did one hell of a job.
Royce: Yes, but next week they won't even have the useless Firestorm in their corner.
Boggs: Might be for the best.
Jubei and Devilz Messenger stare each other down on the outside, while Kensi and Hellz Angel do the same in the ring. Jolly Potter grabs a chair, and whacks Jubei and DM across the back of the head with it! Neo slides into the quietly, then takes the chair from Potter. He nails the tag team champs with the chair. Potter and Neo start to walk away all cocky, when Devilz Darkside and Japan Air grab them back the back of their necks. The two most dominate tag teams in the GFWA punish the OWA Tag Team Champions on the outside, until security pulls them apart.
Boggs: Man, the heat is already building, and we still have one week until their match!
Royce: I have a feeling, Potter and Neo will have something up their sleeves.
All of a sudden, the lights go out and the G-Tron lights up unexpectedly just as it did at last Saturday’s Rumble. Once again, we see a tiger appear on the screen, followed by a straitjacket, finally a World title belt with the letters GWF inscribed into it appears as “All in the Family” by KoRn blares loudly over the PA.
Boggs: What the.....this happened last week too, folks.
Royce: Freaky, indeed.
The screen suddenly changes to the image of a man appears on the screen. The man on the screen nears the camera and pushes a handful of greasy brown hair out of his face....
Boggs: Who the....
Royce: .......................??
Man on G-Tron: Why hello, Johnny. I'm assuming by the confused look on your face that you don't recognize me and that's perfectly fine because you don't seem to be recogniz
ing much of anything nowadays. Right now, you're very vulnerable and what better time than now would it be to take advantage? Oh yes, Johnny, it's payback time. You owe me for leaving me high and dry back in the GWF. You owe me for the shot at the GWF title that you never gave me though I deserved it. You owe me for the interference that was just the beginning of a very bad night. Let me refresh your memory, John. Let's take a trip back....way back...to October of 1999. We were in a now-defunct company known as the Global Wrestling Federation and there, I made my debut in an explosive fashion. In my debut, I won the United States Championship but I was always one step below you. In your debut, you managed to win the World title as I watched on. At first, I didn't think to much of it. I thought that I'd simply try to work harder. After months of hard work and determination to reach the pinnacle of my career, I came to the realization that my career was still where it'd been when I started. I wanted more, Johnathan. I wanted the World title that was around your waist. In secret, I envied you. You were a role model to me and I felt that if I wanted to prove my worth to myself, I'd have to take you out in the most devastating way imaginable. The President immediately recognized my urge to battle whom I had looked up to for so long and so it was set: A match at GWF Rancid between me and you. On the road to the event, we had definitely put our heads together to what was said to be the making for probably the most brutal match in history. If I recall, we had a cage that was to be set ablaze while surrounding a ring laced with razor wire ropes and to top it all off, you included an arsenal of weapons. This match was a hardcore mark's dreams and I was ecstatic because I knew that soon, I'd get my shot. Fast forward to the Pay-Per-View. I was running on pure adrenaline, being scheduled in 3 matches that I knew that I could handle but it turned out to be a living hell for me. I defended my United States title, which I had held for months. against a man by the name of Chain Stubbz. I was fighting with heart that I had never seen in myself, taking poor Chain out with ease but after the match, my ego was shattered by who else but YOU, Johnny. You attacked me from behind and destroyed the pride that I had. That did it. I kept that in mind, going into yet another match which ended in my being stabbed in the back by someone I trusted. Emotionally distraught and physically fatigued, I planned to move on but right when I was going to have my big moment in the spotlight, you allow it to be taken by some muffin-ass bastard by the name of Tiger. You didn't put up any disregard for the match which was pretty much like slapping me in the face, spitting on my pride. The name for the event was fitting. Rancid. I was stuck in a world of rotten fiends with no heart and no remorse. I earned my chance and you but you totally blew me off. You were WORLD CHAMP, damnit! You could've made the call yourself but you decided not to and that's what's going to cost you in the end, Johnny. My revenge is inevitable. It's been 2 years and I've finally found you. There's no place to hide now. Lou Nattik has found you and I'm sure that the blood-thirsty masses would love to see that Hell Match that I talked about. It's going to happen, Johnny, trust me. Until then, I'm going to make your life as much as a living hell as you've did mine though from the looks of it, someone's beating me to the punch. Never the less, I've got you in my reach and once you're in my clutches, I'm not letting go until justice is served. It's not so much about the fans and stardom this time. It's more about years of suffering, finally being paid back where they're due. As I say, Kill first, Thrill later. Now if you're down with that, then you're DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
Boggs: .....................I'm speechless.
Royce: ......................??
The camera shows SickPuppy finishing up getting ready for the OWA fatal fourway match. He stands up, grabs the OWA title, and then from no where Erika bursts on screen and slaps the hell out of Pups.
Erika: Boooooooooommmmm!!
She now turns tail and runs as fast as she can. Stunned Puppy gives her a head start then chases after her down the hall. She turns a corner, Puppy turns a corner, Puppy hit the ground, Kan stands over the champ with a steal chair a few feet from a stair well. Kan sets down the chair, picks up the champ, then with a hammerlock suplex re-introduces them. He then picks up SickPuppy again, and locks in a full-nelson. He leans his head closer to speak to SickPuppy.
Kan: You know Sicky, I'm not proud of some of the things I've done in my career. I've been down right vile at times. Do you know what it's like to scare yourself by the actions you willingly do, let alone think up. Well I tell you this now. Years from now, I will rejoice in what I'm about to do. I will relive this moment over and over and over again. Let's hope you remember it, so you too kan have that pleasure.
Kan now positions himself and Puppy so that Kan's back is facing the downward stair case then with a release Dragon suplex sends SickPuppy crashing down the steel steps. His impact is hard enough, but he just keeps tumbling down further and further until finally he reaches a floor break. He lies there motionless like Syn, and JJ before him. Kan this times turns looking right into the camera.
Kan: Lets hope one of them has enough in them to get to the ring so I kan officially beat them for MY OWA title.
He and Erika now hand in hand walk down towards the hall way. We return to the arena.
Royce: I...
Boggs: Love that guy, yeah we know.
Royce: He's justs great! I hope he wins the title tonight!
Boggs: Well, we'll find out after this commercial break!
We fade into some commercials for Hair Club For Men, Using Pubic Hair for New Head Hair, a new video featuring former GFWA God, Kronos, it's his exploits of trying to turn every major religion in the world around and worship him(it failed, by the way), and of Sunkist.
We fade back in from commercial, with Randy and King drinking Sunkist.
Boggs: This is good stuff.
Royce: I know. No wonder Danger is always pushing it.
Boggs: It IS the best drink ever made.
Homeless by Pennywise plays over the PA and Jack walks out from behind the curtains with a mike and a chair.
Jack: I heard that the OWA wrester's had some good talent but I also heard the suck like crap. So I didn't know who to freakin' believe so I am simply here to watch a match not to interfere. Hell one of you may fight me in the near future if you have some talent, so might as well learn your styles before hand.
Jack sits down on the chair.
Boggs: I guess Little Jack is going to sit and watch the OWA World Title match.
Royce: Whatever gave you that idea, Randy?
Boggs: Shut up, and let's just start the match.
[[Sick Puppy versus Kan versus J.J. $tudd versus Syn]]
Royce: The OWA Title is on the line tonight, in a great fourway match.
Boggs: Four of the top superstars in GFWA will fight for the OWA Belt.
Royce: Do you think they'll get rid of it one day? Have a unification match?
Boggs: Who knows but Sick Puppy against Chaos would be a good match.
Royce: Sick Puppy might not be the champion after tonight, he's in a tough match.
Boggs: Let's go to the ring and see who is going to win this match.
Kan's music is the first to hit for the four way for the OWA Title. Once 'Prince Charming' blasts load and clear the arena explodes with hatred. But not as much as before. It seems a few fans have turned back to their roots and are cheering Kan again. Those sick bastards. They are not enough to stop the sea of garbage however that Kan and Erika must navigate to reach the ring still clean. Once there Erika gets a microphone, hands it to Kan, who waits for silence, and then begins.
Crowd: No U Kan't, No U Kan't, No U Kan't!!!
Kan: Ok then I guess I'll just go home then right? I mean I did already beat the tar out of Syn, so even if he does make it to the ring that neck of his wont last in the KanOpener. I took out JJ's leg before he could get mine this time so if he manages to hobble on down that aisle he wont be able to keep up with the most fluid man in the sport today. As for SickPuppy? I heard he spilled something in the stairwell, probably his blood, and will be taking the night off. So actually if Danger wants to come down to ringside with my belt, I'll gladdly go back to the hotel room and try to wash off the stink you fans bring with you every where you go. So come on Danger. I Waiting.
He drops the mic, and stands in the middle of the ring. Another entrance begins to play but it's not Dangers. Syn comes out of the entrance way sprinting to the ring as the match gets under way.
Royce: Syn and Kan are getting into right now.
Boggs: Kan is ready and prepared for this match, he really wants to win.
The next music to hit is J.J. $tudd and he comes through the curtain and he makes his way to the ring, slowly. He is not going to run. He walks down the ring ramp and he takes off his jacket and he slides into the ring and he mixes in with Syn and Kan. The three of the competitors are exchanging punches but then the music of Sick Puppy plays and they all just stand there.
Royce: Here he comes!!!
Boggs: The OWA Champion, SICK PUPPY!!
"Cowboy" by Kid Rock plays as Sick Puppy comes through the curtain with Jamie, Sick Puppy has the OWA World Title around his waist, the match has stopped in the ring and they are all waiting for Sick Puppy to make their way to the ring. Sick Puppy is walking down to the ring with Jamie and J.J. $tudd slides out of the ring and he starts to fight Sick Puppy on the ramp and Syn and Kan fight in the ring. Sick Puppy blocks a punch thrown by J.J. $tudd and then he knocks him to the ground and he takes off the World Belt and he hands it to Jamie and then he picks up J.J. $tudd and walks him to the ring and he rolls him in. Kan and Syn are exchanging punches in the middle of the ring. Kan blocks a punch of Syn and kicks him in his gut and then he gives him a DDT to the mat and Kan stands up and he gets behind J.J. $tudd while he is fighting with Sick Puppy and Sick Puppy notices that so Sick Puppy let's Kan turn J.J. $tudd around and when he does, J.J. $tudd knows what's going on so he turns around and he punches Kan in the face and then he kicks Sick Puppy, J.J. $tudd is fighting all odds right now. J.J. $tudd then goes over to Syn on the mat and gives him a stomp to the stomach, it is being dominated by J.J. $tudd now and this match is turning out to be very interesting, none the less.
Royce: J.J. $tudd is taking control of this match, but is it going to remain this way?
Boggs: With four wrestlers, no most likely but, you never know.
Royce: J.J. has the talent though to remain in control for the whole match.
Boggs: But don't expect it, let's get back to the match.
J.J. $tudd starts to fight with Syn as Kan and Sick Puppy fight J.J. $tudd and Syn lock up in the middle of the ring and Syn grabs J.J and he pulls him arm behind his back, but J.J reverses it, but once again Syn reverses it again and knocks J.J. $tudd to the ground and he stomps on Syn in the middle of the ring. Over to Kan and Sick Puppy. Kan grabs Sick Puppy and he picks him high up in the air and gives him a big suplex and Kan goes for the pin. 1...2..no there is a kickout before the three count, Sick Puppy is not going to go down that easily. Sick Puppy gets up after the suplex and he goes to throw a punch at Kan but Kan blocks it and knocks Sick Puppy to the ground. Kan goes outside the ring, and he goes under the ring. He grabs a chair and he rolls it into the ring but before he can get to it, Syn grabs the chair from the mat and he swings it at J.J. $tudd knocking him to the ground, exposing some flesh. J.J. $tudd is bleeding all over the place. Then Syn sets up the chair once again and he swings it at Sick Puppy, knocking him to the ground. Then Syn swings the chair at Kan and knocks him to the ground. Syn has just cleared everyone from the ring. He has knocked everyone to the ground and he is the only one still standing. Everyone else is bleeding.
Royce: Syn is kicking house in there, making a name for himself.
Boggs: He already has, I told you that J.J. $tudd would not have the upper advantage the whole time.
Royce: Yeah I know, and what now, Syn is not going to have it?
Boggs: Of course Royce, of course.
Syn picks up Kan and he throws him outside the ring. Then Syn picks up J.J. $tudd and he throws him into the corner. Syn backs up into the other corner and he goes to clothesline J.J. $tudd but J.J. $tudd moves out of the way and Syn ends up running into the turnbuckle and he falls to the ground. J.J. $tudd climbs the top rope and he jumps off quickly and gives an elbow to Syn. He goes for the pin in the middle of the ring. 1..2..no the count is interrupted by Sick Puppy who is going to work hard to keep the title in his range, he is not goin to lose it during Invasion, a big time for him. Sick Puppy grabs Syn and throws him out of the ring. It's only J.J. $tudd and Sick Puppy in the ring. J.J. $tudd and Sick Puppy lock up and J.J. $tudd grabs the arm of Sick Puppy and he throws him into the ring and when Sick Puppy comes back J.J. $tudd clotheslines him to the ground. Kan comes into the ring and he attacks J.J. $tudd from behind. He grabs the legs of J.J. $tudd and he gives him a figure four leglock. J.J. $tudd is screaming for pain in the middle of the ring, he is almost close to tapping out, we will see what happens. Kan releases the leglock on J.J. $tudd and then he stands up and he grabs his leg, he is tryin to pull on it, he is trying to injure J.J. $tudd.
Royce: That's the game Boggs, if you can't win, injure!!
Boggs: That's right, and that is what Kan is trying to do.
Royce: And he is doing well, he is clearing house in there.
Boggs: Who is going to end up as OWA World Champion? Let's wait and see.
Syn comes from outside the ring and he grabs Kan from behind and he slams his face to the mat. Syn gets on the back of Kan and he starts punching him numerous times. Syn is breathing heavy in the ring, he grabs Kan and he throws him into the ropes and when he comes back, he throws a stiff clothesline at Kan. Man Syn is working tough, he grabs Kan and he throws him over the top rope. It is only Syn and J.J. $tudd inside the ring, Sick Puppy is still laying outside the ring and he is not moving much. J.J. $tudd is picked up by Syn and set up in the corner. Syn climbs the same turnbuckle where J.J. $tudd is set up at and he goes down and he gives him a face buster from the top rope. Syn goes for the pin. 1..2...NO, Syn almost got the win there. J.J. $tudd almost got pinned inside the middle of the ring but he was not going to let Syn win. There is Sick Puppy, he is starting to move outside the ring a little. He is almost too his knees and he is crawling to the ring. So is Kan but he is moving even slower then Sick Puppy is. J.J. $tudd is thrown out of the ring by Syn and Syn stands inside the ring as the only competitor. He is waiting for someone to make their way to the ring and come in so he can have someone that can give him a fight.
Royce: Syn is taking total control of this match, I see him as next OWA Champion.
Boggs: Why can't you just watch the match and wait to see what happens?
Royce: Yeah I guess I could but why not talk about it, we are announcers.
Boggs: Shut up and watch the match, it is interesting, stop bothering me.
Kan makes it to the ring and he slides in and Syn stomps on him a few times but he takes it. Kan gets up with help from the ropes and he is dazed. He throws a punch thinking Syn is nearby but he is nowhere near him. Kan finally moves near him and when he throws a punch, Syn doesn't expect it to hit him so he just stands there and Kan catches him right in the nose and knocks him to the ground. Kan then falls to the ground because he is so dazed. The referee starts to count to ten. Oh no, he can't do this. He can't end the match with a countout, come on, can he do that? It wouldn't be allowed. 1...2...3...Syn starts to get up...4...5...6..now Kan starts to get up, at 7 they are almost both at their feet, at 8 they both grab the ropes and pull themselves up, the match is not going to end up in a count out thank god. Kan grabs Syn and with all the power he has he dazes him and then he piledrives him to the ground. Syn is out, he could be pinned if Kan noticed. But Kan walked over to the rope and he sits up on top of the turnbuckle. Kan is just relaxing, he doesn't think he could pin Syn so he is just standing there. Sick Puppy and J.J. $tudd are both outside of the ring and they are not doing anything. It is Sick Puppy, he is starting to get up.
Royce: Kan has been planning for this match a long time, why didn't he pin Syn?
Boggs: I don't know, he is very stupid, he didn't pin him, he could be OWA World Champion right now.
Royce: Sick Puppy is starting to get up, he is tough, when he gets invovled.
Boggs: We will see, let's watch the match, and see what happens, shut up Royce!!
Wait a minute, what the hell, Sick Puppy gets up quick and he runs into the ring and he knocks Kan off the turnbuckle, he falls from the turnbuckle to the floor and you can hear his head hit the mat, this is not going to be good. Sick Puppy was faking it the whole time, he was feeling better but he never said anything about it, Sick Puppy is truly sick. Jamie is standing outside of the ring and she is laughin like crazy because of what Sick Puppy just did. Sick Puppy runs against the ropes and he goes to dropkick Kan but he moves out of the way and Sick Puppy ends up knocking out the referee. J. J and Syn are fighting outside the ring, throwing each other into the ring steps and making this a great match. A second referee runs to the ring. J. J rolls up Syn and the referee counts but it is broken up by Kan, wow this match is turning out to be great.
Royce: It sure as hell is, don't talk though, watch!!
The first referee is tough. He is starting to get up. J.J and Syn are on one side of the ring doing reversals, trying to get in that pin when Kan picks up Sick Puppy and hits the KAN OF SLAM, KAN OF SLAM. The first referee is up and J. J and Syn are distracted, they are not going to interrupt the count. 1....2.....3!!!! YES, KAN IS THE NEW OWA WORLD CHAMPION!!!
Boggs: Wow! What a match!
Royce: Kan, the man, has done it!
Boggs: Damn, I guess this means you'll be giving him the verbal blowjob until he loses it, right?
Royce: Yep!
Kan celebrates with the title, as Little Jack stands and claps, before walking back to the back. Ricky Green is seen walking backstage. He's walking up to the Elite Players lockerroom when he bumps into Sean Jones. The two have a few words and then you see Green get ready to throw a punch but just before he does he gets nailed in the back with a sledge hammer, by Jason Stone. Green falls to the floor as Stone and Jones proceed to attack him. Jones then pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and gives Green a good shot to the head as Green starts to bleed. Chaos and Karnage hearing the commotion outside their door go to investigate. But before they can open the door Green is thrown through. Jones goes running in and jacks Karnage in the face with the brass knuckles. Stone takes a step towards Chaos. Chaos attemps a ChaoticKick. Stone moves out of the way and Chaos catches a sledge hammer to the rib area. Stone then proceeds to hit Chaos over the back with the sledgehammer until he falls down. Stone then picks him up and delivers Stoned(Modified DVD) onto the floor. Meanwhile Jones and pounding away on Karnage's face. When Jones takes a look at Karnage's face he sees all the damage that he has done. Jones gets up as the two begin to leave. As they do Stone stops and has a few words.
Stone: Chaos, you did say that you liked the sledgehammer. Well how do you like it now. Another thing. You guys always have said that you run this bitch. Well you've just been dethroned. By the Next Generation. Oh and don't worry. We may only have two members now. But we will grow. And when we do, we will be unstoppable.
Stone and Jones exit the locker room. As Chaos is coming too.
Boggs: Jason Stone and Sean Jones have formed the Next Generation, King!
Royce: Yeah, and they really did a number on the Elite Players!
Boggs: Yep, but it's time for our Ladder Match, King!
Royce: Yipee!
[[Sonic Youth versus Johnny Street]]
Boggs: Well, King, it's time for what most beleive will be the premeire match of the pay-per-view.
King: I cant wait! Tables, ladders and chairs, oh m--
Boggs: Actually, King, it's only a ladder match.
King: Shut up!
Boggs: What a night. . .lets get this matc--
"Born of a Broken Man"kicks up as pyro shoots off from all around the ramp. Max Danger emerges from the curtain wearing a finely cut black italian suit. . .with an orange Sunkist shirt underneath. The crowd starts to boo loudly, but Max just smiles as he walks down to the ring and over to the announce position. He sets down in an extra chair, next to Royce and puts on a black headset.
Danger: Hello boys!
King: Its the Prez, RB. This pay-per-view just got a little better.
Boggs: Oh quit kissing ass, King. Max, what exactly are you doing down here?
Danger: Like you said, ignoramus, this match is hyped to be the best of the card. . .i want to see it live.
Boggs: Igno. . .ignoram. . . .forget it. Onto the match!
"Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine kicks up and red piro shoots down fro mthe ceiling and strkes the ring posts which explode with fire. The fans stand to their feet in anticipation as the Ronkin' one himself walks onto the ramp. He smiles as plays to the crowd as he walks down to the ring, looking the ladder over that sits in the entrance way in the process. Johnny jumps over the top rope and climbs the turnbuckle, raising a arm in the air. Thr crowd explodes and his music dies down.
Boggs: What an ovation for Johnny Street, King.
King: I guess.
Danger: About as exciting as watching Biggunn wrestle.
Boggs: Who?
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath kicks up as the arena lights flicker a little, like strobe lights. Sonic youth walks onto the ramp to a mixed reation, with the majority of fans booing. He walks down to the ring, also looking over the ladder. suddenly, he stops and begins climbing the 12 foot ladder. He reaches the top and sits down. Johnny stares at hi funny and Sonic gives him the 'just bring it!' sign. Johnny gets a angered look on his face and slides out of the ring and runs towards the ladder. sonic stands up and leaps off the ladder connecting with a crossbody block on Street. sonic rolls a few feet away and Johnny lands hard on his back, grimacing in pain.
Boggs: Jumping Johosaphat, what a way to kick off this match!
Danger: There's no time for jumping people, RB, you have a match to call!
Sonic is on his feet and walks over to Street. He lifts him up and whips him into the side of the ring. Street hits the side hard and falls to his knees, holding his back. Sonic folds the ladder and picks it up. He carries it to the ring and slides it in. sonic begins hammering Street with punch after punch until only the ring is keeping him up. sonic grabs Street by his tights and hair and rolls him into the ring. sonic follows him in and drops an elbow on his lower back, another, another, and another. sonic lifts Street to his feet and whips him into the ropes, street comes back and trys for a clothesline, but Sonic ducks the clothesline and grabs onto Street's neck, dropping down with a neckbreaker. The crowd pops at the spot. Street climbs to his feet while Sonic is setting up the ladder. Street runs over to Sonic and gives him a drop toe hold face first into the ladder. Sonic rolls over, holding his face in pain. Street is quick to his feet and picks Sonic up by the head! . He whips him into the turnbuckle and runs in, flipping and hitting a swanton bomb onto his chest. Street rolls off his in mid-air and lands on the apron, behind Sonic. He locks Sonic in a reverse ddt position and flips over him, hitting a diamond dust on Youth. Street gets to his feet and begins climbing the ladder as sonic pulls himself into the bottom turnbuckle, a bit stirred up from the fast attacks. Johnny reaches the top of the 12 foot ladder, which is about 6 feet from Sonic. Johnny leaps off and lands on sonic with a BRONCOBUSTER OFF THE LADDER. Street begins jumping up and down on Sonic's ribs.chest while Sonic yells out in pain.
Boggs: Ho--
King: ly--
Danger: SHIT!
Street gets off of sonic and pulls him to his feet. He he runs and jumps onto the top rope, turns around and leaps off hitting THE QUEST, missle dropkick onto Youth. Youth falls onto his upper back and neck and rolls over onto his stomach, motionless. Street is quick to his feet and sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. A camera attached to the chain holding the belt comes on to show a sky vew of Street climbing the ladder. sonic comes to and slowly crawls over to the ladder. Street reaches the top and reaches for the belt just as sonic pushes the ladder over. Street flys off the ladder and lands on the announce table, busting it into a million peices. You see Royce and Boggs talking but cant hear them. Sonic stands in the ring, smiling at Street. He looks up to the belt, but slides out of the ring. He picks up Royce's bottle of spring water and takes and drink, then spits it in Street's face. sonic lifts Street to his feet and whips him to theringpost. street hits ha! rd and falls against the post. Youth motions for the bell ringer to get up and he does. sonic takes his chair and folds it up, walking towards Johnny. He starts running and swings at Sreet. Street ducks and sonic hits the steel post and drops the chair, shaking his hands in pain. Street gets to his feet and jumps a little as he gives the stiffest superkick seen to date to sonic. sonic's head whips back and forward again as he falls onto the railing. Street quickly sets up the chair so that the seat faces him, sitting about 2 feet from Sonic. Street backs up to the standing announcers and smiles at the fans.
Boggs: He wouldnt. . .
King: I think he's gonna. . .
Danger: The sonic Boom is about to happen!
King: But thats SONIC's move?!
Boggs: So!
Street begins running at the chair, as he gets about a foot from it he jumps, grabbing the chair behind his back in the process and hits and flipping swanton bomb onto Youth with the chair on his back connecting to sonic's chest and face! Street flips into the crowd and they pat him on the back. Sonic slowly slides down the rail and onto the ground, unconsious looking. Street celebrates with the fans as sonic crawls, slowly, to the ring. He puts his arms underneath the ring curtain and pulls out a TABLE. Street sees what he is doing and climbs over the rail to intervene. sonic looks back and as Johnny reaches him, kicks his right leg back and gives Street a low blow. Street grabs himself and falls down to his knees in pain. Sonic drops him down with a DDT onto the floor and gets back to his feet. Sonic slides the table into the ring, then follows it in. He then slides it out the otherside of the ring and follows it out. sonic sets the table up about 10 feet from the ring in ! the aisle way and slides back into the ring to meet Johnny Street.Sonic and Street begin trading punches and the crowd begins to buzz. Sonic gains control with an eye rake and gives Street a vicious russian leg sweep. Sonic runs up to the roes and jumps on them and then to the turnbuckle. he leaps off and does a 360 turn in mid-air and lands onto Street with a splash. The crowd pops and boo's at the same time. sonic stands to his feet and smiles at the crowd, making them boo him more.
Boggs: Sonic Youth just used the ROCKER on the Rockin' one!
King: So!
Danger: I think Street may need a ROCKIN' CHAIR after this match!
Boggs: Oh brother, how corny can you get?
King: Hahahaha. . .that was great, Max!
Boggs: Yeah, great.
Sonic turns back to Street who is just getting to his feet. Sonic lifts him up and whips him into the ladder. But Johnny runs up the ladder, matrix style, and flips over and comes down with a diving reverse ddt onto Sonic! The crowd chants "Holy Shit!" over and over as Street climbs to his feet. He looks both tired and inraged to win. Street walks over to the fallin ladder and sets it up near the ropes closest to te entrance way. He begins climb up the side closest to the entranceway, where the table still stands. sonic, coming to, gets to his feet and begins climbing up the otherside of the ladder. Both men reach the top and begin to punch each other. The crowd is in a frenzy. Street gains control and sets on the top of the ladder. He lifts Sonic up in a powerbomb, but sets him back down, almsot dropping him. He gets a better grip and lifts him up again. He steadies him and stands up. as he does he leaps off the ladder to powerbomb youth through the table! In mid-air, sonic ! breaks free and hits the SONIC BLAST ONTO STREET THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! The crowd's pop is almost defeaning. Street lays stomach down on the broken pile of wood as Sonic lays half way onto top of him on his back. After a few moments of neither men moving, two EMT's come out with a stretcher. They load Street onto it, who appears to be onconscious. Sonic is now making it to his feet and giving a look to the EMT's of 'come on!'. Sonic shrugs at Street as he is being wheeled away and turn to see the Juniorweight belt hanging high above the ring. He slides in the ring slowly and sets up the ladder again. He slowly begins the climb up the ladder as the crowd boo's.
Boggs: This is awful, King. Folks, im sorry you had to see this kind of an end to a great, i mean GREAT match.
King: sorry? Sonic took out Street. . .thats what he gets!
Danger: What the--
The crowd jump to their feet as you see Johnny Street jogging down the entrance ramp. He pulls off a neckbrace and tosses it down as he slides into the ring. sonic looks at him wide-eyed. street begins the climb up the otherside of the ladder and meets Sonic at the top. The two begin to trade punches as they both stand on the top of the ladder. Each man has a hold of the Juniorweight belt as they try and keep their balance why slugging away at each other. Both men finaly stop the flury of punches. sonic is trying to unlach the belt from the chain. Johnny looks down and then at sonic and jumps up, knocking the ladder down below them and wraps his legs around sonic's head and gives him a HURRACANRANA OFF THE LADDER IN MID-AIR. Sonic flys down, back first, onto the ladder. He bounces about 3 feet after hitting it and lands on it again. Street hangs onto the chain by one hand, his finigers about to give away. The crowd begins a chant of "ROCKIN' ONE!, ROCKIN' ONE!, ROCKIN' ONE!".! Street's face turns to one of a determined man as he begins pulling himself up, the veins in his arm about to pop out. He reaches the belt and lets go of the chain, falling to the canvas with the Juniorweight title belt in his grasps! The bell sounds. The crowd lets out a defeaning pop and continue their chants of "ROCKIN' ONE!" only changing them to "ROCKIN' CHAMP!". Sonic looks over at Johnny and shakes his head in disgust as he rolls to the outside of the ring. The fans stand as they continue to chant "ROCKIN' CHAMP!". "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine blasts on the arena speakers, but can barely be made out due to the standing ovation and cheers fro mthe crowd. Johnny slowly makes it to his feet as the ref slides in. He helps Johnny to a standing position and raises his hand in victory. As he does the crowd pops even louder. A few tears stream down Johnny's face as he looks at the standing ovation he is receiving.
Boggs: Fans, ive seen alot of ladder matches in my tenure, but this one takes the cake. Sonic Youth and Johnny Street gave of their souls right here tonight. King, stand up! give the man his due!
King: Oh, alright. . .but he was just lucky!
Danger: This is what the GFWA is all about!
Youth gets out of the ring and rests while leaning forward against the guardrail looking down at the floor after a long and tough match. Jack runs out with his US title and whips the leather against Youth's exposed back. Jack drops the title and gives Youth a piledriver on the outside. He picks Youth up and goes for the Hangman but Johnny Street sees and slides out of the ring and pushes Jack away from Youth. Jack looks at Street with a weird face and pushes Street who tumbles to the floor. Jack begins laughing at him but he gets to his feet and nails Jack with a wild punch knocking him to the floor. Youth regains his strength gets up and begins beating the crap out of the fallen Jack. Youth throws Jack in the steel-steps and picks him back up. He grabs Jack by the hair and brings him up to the apron. Youth begins punching Jack as he holds him on the apron and then pushes his head down and gives him a fameasser off the apron to the floor cracking Jack wide open.....
Danger: What a goon. Well, I'm out of here guys.
King: Ok. Later, boss.
Boggs: Yeah, see ya.
Max walks through the curtains, when "Why I'm Here" by Oleander plays as five men come running out from the back wearing black cloaks. Four of the men are holding across high above their head's as they're approaching the ring. Johnny Street just stares at these men thinking about what to do. As the five men close in on the ring, Street stands dead center in the middle of the ring as Sonic Youth lays flat on his back in the middle of the ring. The one who is leading the back dives into the ring through the bottom rope, and the others walk up the ring steps very slowly not to drop the cross. As they enter the ring, the lead man takes off the hooded part of his cloak to reveal himself as Chiaroscuro. He picks Sonic Youth up off of the ground and dismantles him with the Hell's Haymaker. The other men take off there cloaks to reveal themselves as; Genesis, Hellz Angel, Devilz Messenger, and Max Danger. Johnny Street looks on to all of the men with a sly grin as they set the cross in the middle of the ring. Chiaroscuro has Sonic Youth picked up and he sets him on the cross. Chiaroscuro puts Sonic Youth's body in the right placement and Johnny Street ties him up. As all of this gets done; Devilz Darkside, Johnny Street, and Genesis pick the cross up and hold it up over their head's. Chiaroscuro has the Junior-Heavyweight title slung over his right shoulder, and the Extreme slung over his left shoulder. Chiaroscuro grasps the titles as him and Max Danger lead the rest of High Society to a purified victory.
Boggs: Geez, Danger sure got into that cloak fast!
Royce: He's the greatest, Randy!
Boggs: If you say so. It's time for some more commercials.
We fade to some commercials that prove Max Danger is a genius, then of some OWA merchandise on sale, and a final one for a special type of lead for mechanical pencils, that have computer chips in them. Ask Dexter how lethal they are.
We fade in from commercials one last time.
Boggs: Well, King, it's nearing the end, with only one more match left.
Royce: Yes, it's the World Title Steel Cage match, that Chaos WILL win.
Boggs: I'm still sticking with Dexter, as he has been attacked yet tonight. While Chaos and Chiaroscuro has.
Royce: Good point, but Chaos is the MAN, so he will win tonight.
Boggs: We shall see.
You see High Society in there locker room talking as Genesis opens up.
Genesis: What're we going to do with Jostrodomus and Sonic Youth?
Chiaroscuro: You have to wait and see, just as the rest of the world does.
Genesis: Alright, I shall wait, but this better be worth my wait.
Chiaroscuro: Genesis, you and Devilz Darkside go to the back parking lot of the arena. After my match, we shall have all of the titles in the federation. And after my match, we'll have every title but one, the other half of the tag team titles. For that doesn't matter now. We aren't the potential owners of all of them, but time shall show everybody who owns all of them though. The Devilz Darkside shall have both tag team title straps in a short time, and all of these titles will be oficially ours in a short time. So, Genesis and Devilz Darkside, get going.
As Chiaroscuro says this Genesis and Devilz Darkside go out of the room and head to the back parking lot of the arena. Hellz angel takes his tag team title with him. Chiaroscuro straps the extreme title around his waist, drapes the U.S. Heavyweight Title over his right shoulder, and he drapes the Television Title over his left shoulder. Johnny Street straps the Junior Heavyweight title around his waist as Chiaroscuro, Max Danger, and Johnny Street walk towards the ring.
Boggs: Looks like they have something big planned for the end of this show, King.
Royce: I would guess so, and looks like Chiaroscuro is being weighed down by all those titles he won tonight.
Boggs: He didn't win those, HE STOLE THEM!
Royce: Aren't you familiar with the law? Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
Boggs: Just SHUT UP!
[[Chaos versus Chiaroscuro versus Dexter]]
Informer by Snow hits the arena as the fans get on their feet to see who the hell could possibly be coming out to this. The lights darken and a figure is seen walking out from the back. He stops at the ramp as the lights brighten up a bit. The fans can now see who it is and are wondering what is going on. It’s Dexter who is wearing his regular ring wear with the exception of a black T-shirt that says on the front For One Night Only Justin Walker. On the back it simply says Dexter. He looks to one side and then the other and then finally walks towards the ring. The fans cheer wildly for him.
Royce: I heard that a few guys in the back were joking around with him about this damn song and them both being Canadian but I didn’t think it was true.
He walks around the ring to the announce table. He picks up a mic. and then climbs the steps up onto the apron. The fans continue to cheer as Dexter still on the apron turns around to them looking into the audience. He gets into the ring and motions for them to cut his music. The music stops and only cheering is left. Dexter pauses in the ring for a moment until the cheers die down.
Dexter: You know I tried my best to warn all of you of the disrespect there has been in the back. There’s far too much interference, brute attack, backstabbing, it’s like were all watching some women’s soap opera. I don’t want to waste time out here and I don’t want to be a whiner. I just think that someone should do something about this. I have tried my best tonight. Things have been getting really personal for me. Tonight will be a one night only thing as the one everyone loves Dexter will have to take a back seat for Justin Walker. Once I win my title back though things will be much better and people will listen to me even more. Maybe even Max Danger will listen to me and do something. Someone is going to get hurt one day and everyone will regret they didn’t listen to me. Respect thy neighbor as you would respect thy self. For now though the hell with that and everything else. Chaos get your stupid ass down here so I can take that title. Chiaroscuro don’t be shy now get your tall ass down here and lets all have ourselves a nice three-way dance. It’s time for some rage in the cage.
Dexter throws the mic. out of the ring and looks up in the air at the steel cage dangling high above. ”Stupidifed” by Disturbed kicks up all over the arena. Chiarscuro, Max Danger, and Johnny Street come walking down to the ring to massive booing from the crowd. He gets into the ring and prances around for a while.
Randy Boggs: This is going to be one hell of a match. I wonder who the mystery opponent is.
King Royce: I bet it’s like SkarrPhace or someone like that.
Randy Boggs: He’s in gWa nimrod.
King Royce: Oh yeah! I forgot. My bad.
“Enter Sandman” by Metallica kicks up all over the ring as the “EP” symbol flashes on the G-tron. Chaos emerges through the curtains to a roar of boos. Chants of “asshole” is yelled as he walks to the ring arrogantly. He gets into the ring. He looks at Dexter and the stare down is on. Dexter Charges him and the fight begins.
King Royce: I guess they don’t give a rat’s ass who the mystery man is either...
Randy Boggs: Guess not.
The cage starts to come down as the men continue fight. Chiarscuro jumps into the action as he and Dex double team on Chaos as they whip him into the ropes. Dex connects a clothesline while Chiar walks around the ring. Dex whips Chaos against the ropes, drops to the mat, and Chiarscuro connects with a boot to the face.
King Royce: Chaos is getting killed so far in the early going.
Randy Boggs: Yeah, but where is this mystery man?
King Royce: Who knows. I bet it’s an unsolved mystery.
Chaos is in the corner now as the two men surround him. Dex runs at Chaos, but is knocked down with a kick to the face. Chiarscuro runs at Chaos, who moves out of the way. Chaos starts throwing lefts and rights at Chiarscuro. He whips Chiar into the opposite turnbuckle. He starts running and connects with a splash. Chaos starts to show bout to the crowd who boos him. He turns around to taste the fist of Dexter as he connects a right to the mouth of Chaos. Chaos is wobbling around now. Chiarscuro is two his feet. Dexter and Chiarscuro hit the ropes and run at Chaos and connect with a double clothesline some how. Chaos is down. Chiarscuro picks him up and connects a power slam. Dex and Chiarscuro laugh a bit and then go back to stomping away on Chaos.
King Royce: Is he dead yet?
Randy Boggs: I don’t know.
King Royce: Is he dead yet?
Randy Boggs: Damnit I just said I don’t know you frickin’ retard.
King Royce: Ok. Is he still alive?
Randy Boggs: *shakes his head*
Chaos is to his feet again and swinging at both men. Dex goes down, and Chiarscuro follows. Chaos gets his breath back and picks up Dex. He whips him against the ropes, Dex hits the ropes and comes running back only to get a neckbreaker drop. Chiarscuro behind Chaos. He hits the reverse ddt. He covers...1..2...Oh no...Dexter with the leg drop on both men there to stop the what would have been three count. A reaction begins coming from the fans. You see Johnny Street walking down to the ring.
King Royce: What’s Street doing here?
Randy Boggs: Hell if I know.
King Royce: Oh. Ok then Randy.
The match goes on. The fans boo a bit and you see Max Danger come walking down to ringside with a long, Kendo Stick. Meanwhile Chaos is pounding away on Dexter as Chiaroscuro is just sitting back watching. Chaos lifts Dexter up and connects with a vertical suplex. He rolls over for the pin, 1...2...and Chiaroscuro is there to break it up. Chaos quickly to his feet. He grabs Chiaroscuro by the head. He runs at the cage and tosses Chiaroscuro head first into it. Dexter runs behind Chaos. Chaos turns around and sends him into the cage as well.Chaos in control here. Chaos picks Chiaroscuro up, and goes for a running powerslam, but as Chaos goes to drop him down, Chiaroscuro turns it into a rolling cradle. 1...2...KICK OUT by Chaos. Dexter is back up, as he and Chiaroscuro start to go after Chaos. Chiaroscuro picks Chaos up and he sets him up in a powerbomb position. Dexter climbs to the top rope, and he nails a legdrop on Chaos sending him to the mat from seven feet in the air. Dexter picks Chaos up as Chiaroscuro leans back towards the ropes. Dexter has Chaos in a reverse powerbomb position as Chaos' head is facing the ground, Chiaroscuro bounces off of the ropes, and when he comes back he gives Chaos a vicious Chaotic Kick right to the face. Dexter just drops Chaos onto his head as he is on the ground writhing in pain. Dexter goes towards one of the turnbuckles, and he begins his ascent to the top rope. As he is on the top rope, he jumps off doing his trademark maneuver, The Airwalk. Dexter tries to walk in the air, and right before he hits Chaos he turns it into a hard legdrop to his neck. Chaos grasps his neck as Dexter makes the cover. 1...2...3, wait, Chiaroscuro made a last minute save.
Randy Boggs: Wow, things are really starting to heat up here as it looked like Chaos was going to lose his World Championship belt there.
King Royce: Chaos won't lose a thing in this match-up, and that I assure you.
Randy Boggs: King, you have a lot to learn in the sport of wrestling. Big men that are agile like Chiaroscuro win most of the time, and small pukes like Chaos usually don't to these men.
King Royce: Whatever, but Chaos has already gotten hit by his special move.
Randy Boggs: That is right, and Chaos also got hit by Dexter's trademark move too.
As the word too fades out the action picks up again as Chiaroscuro has dragged Dexter off of Chaos by the hair at the last moment. Chiaroscuro picks Dexter up and goes for a Tombstone Piledriver, but as Chiaroscuro is flipping him over into the position Dexter weasels his way out and hits his special, the Reverse Russian Leg Sweep. Chiaroscuro hits the mat hard, face first, as Dexter looks at him waving his pointer finger back and forth. Dexter turns around, and slowly walks towards the cage. Chiaroscuro is slowly coming to as Dexter is just beginning to climb up the cage wall. He is a quarter up the cage as Chiaroscuro is on one knee. He is halfway up the cage as Chiaroscuro is on both knees. Dexter is three quarters of the way up the cage as Chiaroscuro is in a crouching position. As Dexter is at the very top of the cage, Chiaroscuro gets his second wind and he jumps all the way up to the middle of the cage. Pulling himself higher and higher in the sequence until he is up at the very top of the cage with Dexter. They're trading blows, rights and lefts, and lefts and rights. Dexter grabs a hold of Chiaroscuro's boot, but Chiaroscuro holds his ground. Chiaroscuro is in a crouching position at the top of the cage, and as he rises up he hits a huge uppercut almost sending Dexter fifteen feet below to the mat, but somehow he holds on and pulls himself back to his feet. Chiaroscuro grabs Dexter by his hair, and he jumps off THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND BULLDOG'S DEXTER! Dexter hits face first on the top turnbuckle. The move took a lot out of Chiaroscuro, but it paralyzed Dexter. Chaos is still on the ground from all of those moves from Dexter and Chiaroscuro. Max Danger comes over to the part of the cage where Dexter's head is leaning against the turnbuckle, and Danger sticks his Kendo stick through part of the cage and whacks Dexter in the head with it. As Max hits Dexter with this he falls from the turnbuckle and his head hits the mat.
King Royce: Max Danger has finally decided to get into this match-up.
Randy Boggs: This is only for the help of Chiaroscuro, nobody else.
King Royce: You're absolutely right on that topic Randy.
Randy Boggs: I know I am, and look at this, Chaos looks like he is coming back to life.
King Royce: You're right Randy, and this is definitely not a fluke.
As the last words fade from your television screen, Chaos is getting back to his feet and looks like he is about to come back with a vengeance. It doesn't look like Chaos is to take any of this lightly, but then again, we don't know what Chaos is going to do. Chaos goes over to Chiaroscuro as Chiaroscuro looks like he is about ready to put up some sort of a fight. Dexter is a bit weary as he is barely conscious. Chaos walks over to Chiaroscuro and he lifts him off of the ground by the back of his neck. As Chiaroscuro is up, Chaos gives him a hard forearm to the back vertebrae of his neck, as Chiaroscuro staggers a bit, but he regains his composure. Chaos follows Chiaroscuro around the ring, but as he follows Chiaroscuro turns around and hits a huge spinning Hell's Haymaker. Chaos falls to the mat and stays there for a bit holding his face. Chiaroscuro walks over to Dexter and he pulls him a little ways away from the ropes so Dexter can't grab them. Chiaroscuro flips him over as his back is laying towards the mat and he pulls his legs apart. As he pulls Dexter's legs apart, no he doesn't low blow him, he puts him in a sharpshooter. As Dexter is in the sharpshooter Chiaroscuro is wrenching back on Dexter's legs. Dexter lets out loud screams, but to no avail will Chiaroscuro loosen up on the hold. Max Danger sees the opportunity as he pulls his kendo stick up, and towards the steel cage. He puts it through one of the holes in the cage and begins to poke Dexter in the side. Dexter doesn't like this, but as Dexter turns to grab it he gets leveled in the face with it. Max Danger begins to laugh hideously as Chiaroscuro begins to wrench down more on the hold. Danger begins to poke Dexter again, but this time Dexter grabs the kendo stick and pulls it out of Danger's hands and into the ring. Dexter holds it in both of his hands as he swings it backwards and nails Chiaroscuro in the head with it. As all of this goes down Chiaroscuro lets go of the hold and Dexter squirms away to the other side of the ring.
Randy Boggs: Wow, Chiaroscuro fires back from a move from Chaos, and he gets a sharpshooter on Dexter.
King Royce: Yeah, but look what happened to Chiaroscuro, Danger thought he was going to bring Chiaroscuro the advantage, but in reality it worked to the disadvantage of Chiaroscuro.
Randy Boggs: You're right King, but the thing is, it worked to the advantage of Dexter who is going by the alias of, Justin "Dexter" Walker.
King Royce: That isn't an alias, that is his real name you dumbass, and Dexter is his nickname.
Randy Boggs: Oh, but look what Dexter is doing with the kendo stick!
As the sound of Randy Boggs voice leaves your television screen we go back to the action in the ring. Dexter is up now, as he is wielding the kendo stick around in the ring. Dexter goes over to Chiaroscuro and he begins to open upon him. Dexter raises the stick over his head and he slams it down onto Chiaroscuro's head almost breaking it in the process. Dexter pulls it to his side and he swings it like a baseball bat connecting with the side of Chiaroscuro. Chaos comes up from behind Dexter, trying to take the kendostick away from him, but to no avail does Chaos complete this task, because Dexter swings backwards and connects with the head of Chaos. Dexter is a machine with the kendo stick as nobody can take it away from him. Dexter raises the stick high into the air celebrating as Max Danger begins to taunt him. As Danger is taunting him Dexter gets mad and walks over to the edge of the ring, and points the kendo stick at him. As Max Danger seeks out an opportunity, he finds one, and he pushes the kendo stick into Dexter's gut and he pulls back at it hard getting the stick back. As Dexter is hunched over Chaos gets up, and he walks over to Dexter. As he is close to Dexter he runs towards him and hits a running knee lift. Dexter is down on the ground and Chaos is about to get his revenge over the fallen man. Chaos drops one knee, hits an elbow drop, and then gives Dexter a huge jumping leg drop to his neck. Chaos pulls Dexter up rather quickly and as Dexter is leaning against the ropes, Chaos runs to the far ropes and when he comes back he spears Dexter right into the steel cage. As Dexter hits the cage Max Danger hits Dexter in his back with the keno stick. Dexter begins falling forward, and Chaos hits a snapmare takeover. As Dexter flips over and lands on his butt, Chaos holds onto Dexter's neck and puts him in a sleeper hold.
King Royce: Max Danger has retrieved his kendo stick and returned the favor to Dexter.
Randy Boggs: Chaos returned the favor to Dexter too, with all of that offense.
King Royce: But where has Chiaroscuro been throughout this whole on slaught?
Randy Boggs: He has been leaning against the ropes watching this all go down.
King Royce: Yes, that was half of it, but I do believe he has been resting the whole time.
As Chaos has Dexter in the sleeper hold, Dexter is choking. Chaos has his biceps right against Dexter's throat as Dexter is losing all of his air. Dexter continues his choking as Chiaroscuro has finally had enough of it. Chiaroscuro walks over to Chaos and kicks him in the back of the head making him let go of the hold. Dexter falls face first on the mat gasping for air as Chaos turns around to see who has hit him. And as Chaos turns around he doesn't like who has hit him. Chiaroscuro pulls him up by his neck and he lifts him high in the air and plants him down hard on the mat with a chokeslam. Dexter gets up and comes from behind Chiaroscuro and rolls him up for a two count. Dexter hops up to his feet real quick not letting the agile big man use his power and agility as an advantage. Dexter jumps up on his back getting him in a cobra clutch as Chaos slowly gets up. Chaos sees all of this go down and he sweeps Chiaroscuro from behind making Chiaroscuro land on top of Dexter. This knocks the wind out of Dexter and Chaos springboards off of the top rope landing his trademark maneuver, the Total Chaos onto Chiaroscuro. Chaos makes the cover and the referee goes down for the count, 1...2...thre, Max Danger hits Chaos in the back of the head with the kendostick. Chaos is enraged by this and he springs up to his feet yelling at Max Danger. As he is yelling, Dexter has regained his composure and he drop kicks Chaos to the back of his knees. Chaos collapses to the ground as Dexter makes his ascent to the top rope. As Dexter is on the top rope, he jumps off going for The Airwalk, but as he is walking in the air Chiaroscuro bounces off ofthe ropes and catches Dexter in the air spearing him hard down on the mat. Chiaroscuro runs towards the ropes, springboards off the top and hits a magnificent moonsault. As he lands on Dexter, he stays there for the pin,1...2...thre. Chaos barely breaks the count.
Randy Boggs: Wow, lots of suspense here.
King Royce: You could say that again.
Randy Boggs: I know I can, that's why I will. Wow, lots of suspense here.
King Royce: Okay, that's enough.
Randy Boggs: I know it is. But where is the mystery man?
King Royce: What’s with you and the mystery man?
Randy Boggs: I don’t know. Look what Chaos just did.
Chaos connects with a belly to back suplex off of the cage on Chair. Meanwhile Dexter is climbing the cage on the opposite side. Chaos runs at Dexter, who jumps off and conects with an ax handle smash. Chaos is down. Dex covers. 1...2...Danger pokes him in the eye with that Kendostick. Chiarscuro is getting to his feet now. He runs at Dexter, who catches him and reverses it into a powerslam. Chaos to his feet now. He’s behind Dexter. He hooks him and connects with a reverse ddt. Chaos covers Dexter...”Mind Playin’ Tricks 94’ by Scarface kicks up all over the arena.
King Royce: It’s Skarrphace. I told you.
Randy Boggs: I thought him and Chaos were friends?
Chaos stands up and looks at the entrance way. The music continues playing, but no one is coming out. Out from under the ring you see a man crawling. He slides into the ring. The man is behind Chaos, wearing a mask. He taps Chaos on the shoulder and a kick to the gut. He slams Chaos’s face against his knee. Chaos goes down. Meanwhile Chiarscuro and Dexter are trading blows back and forth. Forth and back. Meanwhile the mystery man is working Chaos over. He grabs him by his hair and tosses him into the cage. Chaos is laid out. The man picks Chaos up and connects a powerbomb. Dexter and Chiarscuro are still trading blows and Dex whips Chiar into the steel cage. On the other side of the ring, The MM is picking Chaos up. Ouch. Chaos with a low blow to the mystery man. MM goes down. Chaos gets down and starts unloading a series of punches. He starts to take the mask off, but Dex connects with a drop kick. Dex rolls over on Chaos...1...2...MM pulls him off. MM and Dex start to trade blows now as Chiar connects a gorilla press slam. Dex whips the MM into the cage now. He’s wobbling a bit, Dex runs at him and connects with a clothesline. The MM goes down. Dex covers....1...2...Chiarscuro there to break it up. Dex gets up and runs at Chairscuro who connects with a boot to the face. Meanwhile Chaos is working on the right leg of the MM. He connects with another leg drop to the right leg. The MM is in pain here. Chaos spreads his legs, and locks in a sharpshooter. MM is screaming in pain, but not taping out. He reaches for the ropes but can’t get there. It’s like he’s giving up. Wait a second! MM is reversing it into a figure four. YES! He’s reversed the leg lock on Chaos. Chaos screams in pain, while Dexter suplex’s Chiarscuro. What’s Danger doing. Danger pokes the stick through a hole and hits the mystery man. Chaos rolls him over...1...2...thre! Kickout by the MM. He kicked out. Oh my god. Chaos picks him up and connects with a Russian Leg Sweep. He covers again. 1...2...Dex saves the MM. Chiarscuro behind Dexter. He picks him up for a belly to back suplex...wait. Dex reverses it. Dexter behind Chiarscuro, Chiar turns around and Dex connects with a drop kick. Dex covers...1...2...and Chaos there to stop the count. The MM gets to his feet. He runs at Chaos and connects with a big clothesline there.
King Royce: Holy sh*t. He almost took Chaos’s head clean off of him.
Randy Boggs: The only thing I don’t get. This man isn’t fighting like the ‘Phace.
King Royce: Oh well. This is one hell of a match.
Randy Boggs: Right on King...Right on!
Back inside the cage The MM connects a vertical suplex on Chaos, and Chiarscuro throws Dex into the steel cage. MM covers Chaos..1...2...and kickout by the world champ. MM picks up Chaos and sets him up for a pile driver. He puts Chaos’s head between his legs. He signals for it, but Chaos flips the mystery man over his back. Chaos start to stomp away on the mystery man, and then gets clocked in the back of the head by Chiarscuro. Chaos turns around, only to taste a big boot. Chaos goes down. Dexter is laid out as well. Chiarscuro picks up the mystery man and press slams him to the ground. He picks him up again, and whips him into the not so forgiving steel cage. He covers the MM....1...2...three...No no! THE MM KICKED OUT! The mystery man kicked out. OH MY GOD! Looks like mystery man’s got his second wind. He gets to his feet, while Chaos is getting to his feet starting getting ready to climb up and over the cage. Dexter is slowly starting to move again, after the beating he received from Chiarscuro. The MM kicks Chiar in the gut. He’s bent over. The mystery man signaling for something here. He just hit the # 1 stunna?
Randy Boggs: What the hell. That was Joz’s # 1 stunna.
King Royce: Look at Dex though. I don’t think that’s going to matter. Look. What’s Little Jack doing here?
As the match goes on Jack walks holding a baseball bat. Jack walks down and stands infront of the hell in the cell and screams "I AM COMING IN". Jack begins to rapidly beat the crap out of the cell with his bat trying to open the cage but nothing is happening. Jack drops the bat steps back and begins punching the cage with all his might. Jack shakes his head in disbelief and grabs the cage and begins trying to pull it but still nothing happens. Jack remembers what he did last week when he knocked it over with the steel steps so he walks to the back and quickly comes back with extra stairs. Jack runs with all his might at the cell and holds the stairs level with his head and rams in into the cell but doesn't stop running causing his own head to smash into the stairs and go unconscious and reopen his cut from earlier. Paramedics run out and take Jack away.
Randy Boggs: That was about one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen.
King Royce: No doubt I have to agree with you on that one.
Dexter has the cage door open and Chaos is almost to the top of the cage ready to climb down over and proclaim victory. Dexter crawling out the cage...Ouch...Max Danger and Johnny Street just slammed the door on his head. The MM man covers Chairscuro...1...2...3...WE HAVE A NEW GFWA WORLD CHAMPION...THE MM HAS WON IT HERE...He starts to take off the mask...HOLY SHIT...IT’S JOSTRODOMUS! THE MM WAS JOSTRODOMUS AND HE’S YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
King Royce: HOLY SH*T IT’S JOZ! WHAT IN THE F*CK.
Randy Boggs: He just pulled one of the biggest things in GFWA history. What a genius. Mind Playin Trick’s 94....Everyone thought it was face. OH my god.
King Royce: YEAH AND HE’S OUR MOTHER F*CKIN’ WORLD CHAMP...F*CK YEAH...THAT ONE’S FOR YOU JOZ!
Randy Boggs: I’m speachless.
Chaos is going nuts on the top of the cage. Wait. He’s climbing down the cage. Chaos wants himself a piece of the number one stunna. Chaos hits the mat. Him and Joz stare one another down. Joz pulls out a mic.
Jostrodomus: *reaching out his hand* Good match Chaos. It was a hard fought battle.
Joz drops the mic and clobers Chaos with the world title belt. He starts to laugh and picks the mic back up. He shoves the title in the face of Chaos.
Jostrodomus: Enjoy this last time of ever touching it Chaos. I told you I’d get the belt. Look what happened. I own your ass bitch. Have a nice life...
Boggs: Folks, Jostrodomus is our New World Champion!! But we are desperately out of time! We'll see you next week for Saturday Night Rumble!!!
Jostrodomus climbs back to the very top of the cage, poses and holds the World Title high into the air as we fade to black.