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The Professional Athletes of Chatham Football Derek
When he is not preparing for a future in the wrestling industry, Derek is busy talking about his car and Madden... Quote: "A pimped out car, a little boy and love, you can’t beat that combo." (from Mr. Stonehill) Josh
When not dressing up as Capt. Morgan and enjoying his favorite beverage, he is seen harassing grade schoolers.. Quote: "I'm a businessman, Tom. I don't like violence. Blood is a big expense." Jeff
Jeff likes the Hulkamaniac... Quote: "That's a pretty good milkshake. I don't
know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty good." Mike
Mike can rarely be seen, since he goes home on the weekends... Quote: "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." Jon
Jon likes the guitar... Quote: "I can do anything, I'm the chief of police." Joe
Joe listens to only Pearl Jam and the Stone Temple Pilots... Quote: "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns." Matt
While some people think the 'Bus' is hauling around kegs for money, he is really doing it for karma... Quote: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." Dick
Dick is the next Jerry Rice... Quote: "We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr Stay Puff's OK, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble." Bryan
Bryan has entered the Witness-Protection Program... Quote: "I'm AC... DAMMIT" Gerry
A season-ending injury has caused him to cluck like a chicken every time a bell rings... Quote: "Note to self, no matter how hard life gets, there is always beer!" Parker
Is that really Brian Parker? Running? Quote: "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women." Jamie
The "mini-Bus" is coming to a theatre near you... Quote: "As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster." Tommy
Touchdown Tommy loves Touchdowns... Quote: "Who delivers ten times outta ten?"
"Mental toughness is essential to success." Vince Lombardi |
