John: Is that through a spell, Geoff?
Tony: I have a spell, and I have a --
John: Or --
Tony: -- an item. The item I can use to haste myself, the spell I can use to haste everybody
else.
Larry: So the haste isn't full?
Geoff: No, it's not full, it's only half.
Larry: So instead of getting double attacks, we're getting normal attacks, plus half.
Tony: Jesus Christ.
John: Use two weapons.
Chris: Two weapons, good idea.
John: Get that extra attack.
Larry: Okay, let's go.
Chris: I gotta rush up to him to get that extra attack.
Tony: John, he'd get detect invisibility, I guess?
Larry: Especially since we're invisible right in front of him.
Tony: Cause if he couldn't I could make you invisible. Won't affect you at all.
Geoff: You've got the wand, what are you doing?
John: I'm waiting for these guys to dish out pain.
Tony: Everything that I --
Geoff: Are you still with them?
John: Oh, yes.
Geoff: Okay.
Tony: Everything that I know about Orcus, do I know about [?] his ability?
Geoff: You know nothing about Orcus.
Tony: John, what the hell, you've got nothing to lose?
John: Okay, I�m invisible. Okay, Geoff --
Tony: Just make sure --
John: -- for all practical purposes, I don't remember what we have to do, we have to put it
in the pool?
Geoff: Toss it in.
John: Toss it in, and that's it?
Tony: Gotta put the spells on it.
John: The spells are on it.
Geoff: Yeah, the spells are already on it, you had to put them on it before you got in here.
Tony: Alright, we did.
John: Now, we have to drop it in the pool, and that's the end?
Geoff: Toss it.
Larry: Yeah, it's an alteration. Your speed can go up to 1000 inches a round. [This is in
response to John's request for information on telekinesis.]
John: And what about this void, or whatever it is?
Geoff: The pool, 300 feet away, you'd start to be drawn in.
Chris: At his speed, he could go right around it.
John: No, I'd have to stop, so I'd have to dispel it.
Chris: You'd have to stop to throw the fucking thing?
John: Fuck, yeah, I'm flying.
Chris: How big is the Pool?
Geoff: Eh?
Chris: If you're throwing it into a goddamned field, you can't miss.
John: How fast should I be traveling?
Geoff: It's 15 feet wide, [?] tall.
Anthony: Go right across it.
John: It's not very big. I'd have to stop.
Chris: It'd be about the size of this wall.
Tony: You could dispel it?
John: I've got dispel magic to stop it.
Tony: You've got to time it right, John.
Larry: John, if I do this, your movement will be 60 feet in the first round, 120 in the next
... it�ll be 4 whole fucking rounds. That's a long time. Just keep running, I'll
apply it to you anyway.
Geoff: John, just before you turned invisible, you hear a voice in your head, you can tell
it's Orcus, [saying] "If you destroy that wand in that pool, you destroy everybody
that's here."
Tony: Do it.
Chris: That's a crock of shit. He's lying.
Tony: And even if it is, do it anyway.
John: Well, I can detect lie automatically, but I don't know if I can do it on a demon.
Tony: John, it doesn't matter.
John: I ignore it. In my head, I say, "Fuck you."
Geoff: Then you hear, "So be it." Saving throw against fireball, everybody.
Larry: Let's have initiative.
John: Yeah.
Geoff: 6.
Anthony: 5. Saving throw versus spells?
Geoff: Yeah.
John: I'm immune. I run.
Geoff: You try.
Tony: Made it.
Anthony: 20. Made it.
Chris: Made it.
John: I�m hasted, I move 48.
Larry: Does Andrew get hit by this fireball, or is he too far away?
Geoff: He's too far away, but [?]
John: I'm starting to run now.
Anthony: I�m following him.
Geoff: Those who saved, 75 points of damage. Those who didn't, double it. Those who have fire
resistance, quarter it.
Tony: Frost brand acts as a ring of fire resistance. It's +6 versus fire-dwelling creatures,
which includes him, I guess.
Geoff: Yeah, but you've got to hit him ... That other creature doesn't have any weapons. I
need a separate initiative roll for Andrew. 2.
Larry: 3.
Geoff: Okay, you got it. It's a type V demon.
Larry: It sees him?
Geoff: Yeah, right in front of him, it just appears there. It has 6 arms. And 6 weapons.
Tony: Jesus Christ.
Larry: What the hell would Andrew do? He changes self.
Geoff: Into?
Larry: One of those. [?]
Geoff: What's that, an alteration?
Larry: Uh, yeah, it's a polymorph, it's not an abjuration. He's got to change into something
that'll fucking move.
Geoff: Just before John takes off, I can go ethereal, I can probably whip right through this
guy.
John: That's if they don't go ethereal.
Geoff: True. Whether they go ethereal or not, they can still move normally.
John: Yeah.
Tony: What's the armor class of the type V demon?
Geoff: You're not there.
Tony: I'll get there. What's his armor class?
Geoff: It'll take you a while. You won't get to attack.
Larry: Geoff, Andrew changes self into an aerial servant. He's invisible, he can move fast,
and he's strong.
Geoff: Uh-huh.
Larry: He immediately leaves the area, and keeps heading for the back of Orcus. Avoiding, at
all costs, the type V demon.
Geoff: Okay. You can see Azuraz starting to be levitated.
Larry: By who?
Geoff: You can't tell. Tony, there is a continual darkness cast on your frost brand. 10 foot
radius.
Tony: Dispel it.
Geoff: You can't. He's too much higher than you.
Tony: Then drop the frost brand and bring out the defender.
Geoff: Okay. When you put the frost brand away, the darkness is gone.
Anthony: 138 on Orcus.
Geoff: What are you using?
Anthony: +4 arrows with a +4 bow.
Tony: We're all hasted, remember that.
Chris: Are we?
Tony: Yes, we are.
Geoff: As you're attacking, on the last attack, you get the +2 bonus from behind, because Orcus
is turning, following Andrew.
Larry: Oh, fuck.
Tony: 212 points, arrows, on Orcus.
Geoff: Don't forget the -7 penalty to hit, because of the wind.
Anthony: I'll have to redo my damage.
Larry: Geoff, 337 on Orcus.
Tony: Geoff, make that 142 on Orcus.
John: As I�m running, my spell ability, I use the spell immunity, versus any hold person.
Tony: Good.
Geoff: So the immunity against the other one is gone.
John: Oh, no, this is the first time I've used it for a while.
Geoff: You said you were immune to fireballs, why?
John: The amulet of Ishtar that I have protects me from all fireballs, and all lightning bolts
The spell as a cleric, as a paladin, again --
Geoff: Oh, okay.
John: I choose hold person.
Tony: Good choice.
Geoff: Okay, I thought they were [?]. Are you giving any damage or anything?
John: I'm just running.
Geoff: Okay, I don't want to hear from you then.
John: No, I just wanted to say that.
Geoff: Okay.
Chris: John, the ring of free action saves you from hold spells too.
John: It does?
Chris: Yeah.
Tony: Well, then use it on something else, John.
John: Then I�ll use it for something else, hang on .... what else can he fucking use on me
... I'll keep on going and think of a spell.
Chris: Geoff, 160 points of damage on Orcus.
Tony: Slow? He can put a slow on you.
Geoff: Arrows?
Chris: Yeah. No, [the ring of free action prevents a slow spell].
John: Oh, yeah, it's true, the ring of regeneration [?]
Tony: Alright, I was just thinking of it.
Chris: A ring of free action [will prevent] web, hold, slow, water, that kind of stuff.
Tony: Good.
Anthony: [?] my hellfire arrows [?]
Tony: Protect yourself from attack, John. Protect yourself from attack. He's going to kill
you.
Anthony: -- or would they be +12 arrows?
Geoff: Oh, by the way, after this round, all your weapons lose a plus, they lose plus 2 [?],
and your armor.
John: Time stop. I�m immune to time stop.
Tony: Excellent. Good one. Very good, John.
Geoff: What? Let me see this.
John: Oh, I just realized something. I can't.
Tony: Why not?
John: It's only good up to fourth level spells.
Tony: Well then pick the best fourth level one you got. John, just do something nice. Just
pick the best one. Thank God you got your ring of free action.
Anthony: [?] the hellfire arrow do to this guy?
Geoff: Try it and find out.
Anthony: I try it. Well, the next time I try it.
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