Geoff:   Larry, can you cast a spell while you're being telekinesed? 

Larry:   As long as it's not too rapid. 

Geoff:   Yeah, that's right, you did before. 

John:    He's starting to be pulled in. 

Tony:    I dispelled it. Forget it. 

Geoff:   You land [and hit the ground]. 

Tony:    Fire at that bitch. 

Geoff:   When the insects are gone, the witch is gone. The dretch are still around. 

Chris:   The witch is gone? 

Geoff:   Yeah. John, 23. Initiative. 

Chris:   6. 

Geoff:   1. 

Anthony: Now we have to fight those dretches. Do we still have that haste spell on us? 

John:    I can't roll any more [for initiative]. 

Chris:   Why not? 

John:    Cause I rolled 3 6's in a row. 

Tony:    Yeah. Keep it there and go down in glory. 

Geoff:   [?]

Tony:    We're still hasted. 

Chris:   Are we?  This is suicide. This is ridiculous. 

Tony:    Arrows everywhere. 

Chris:   I stopped using my arrows so I can run up to those little bastards and kill them. 

Larry:   Geoff, get this damage, there's 12 of them: 25 23, 23, 26, 21, 26, 26, 25, 22, 22, 26,
         21. 

Geoff:   Okay.  One dies. 

Larry:   Ha!  Well, fuck that. 

John:    48, 48, 72. 

Geoff:   3 dead.  [?] is still alive. 

Chris:   Okay, 31, 22 --

Geoff:   On another one? 

Chris:   Yeah. 19, 26, 28, 28, 29, 24. 

Geoff:   There are 2 left. 

Tony:    2 left? 102 on both of them. 

Geoff:   Dead. The bodies are starting to rot, they really smell. 

John:    We move. 

Geoff:   The lava stuff, it's still there. It's not advancing any more. 

John:    Check for invisibility -- do I still detect evil when I stare at that fire? 

Geoff:   Yes. 

John:    She could still be there. Invisible. 

Chris:   Okay, Geoff, I take my rope of entanglement, go up to the edge of the lava, and I
         command it to outstretch and grab any thing above the fire. 

Geoff:   It doesn't grab anything. 

Chris:   Nothing there. 

Larry:   Okay, we move on. Let's make tracks --

John:    The whole area --

Larry:   -- we're wasting time here, let's hustle. 

Chris:   I could stand there, I could keep the rope directly stiff out. 

Geoff:   You can see it's fading from red to black, it's cooling. 

Larry:   Let's get out of here! Let's get out of here! 

Chris:   Coil the rope. 

Geoff:   You continue riding ... you get to the mountain ... as you're approaching this
         mountain, from about 2000 feet away, there's a gully going up to an opening in the
         mountain, that's your destination. 

Larry:   Go. 

Geoff:   But: another 1500 feet and you're ambushed. Initiative. 5. 

Larry:   4. 

Geoff:   These are just your normal bandits. 

Chris:   Let's kick their asses. 

Larry:   [howls] 

Geoff:   28 on [?]

John:    Are we still hasted? 

Larry:   [I draw my sword and say] "let's kill them all!" Finally, something that doesn't have
         horns! 

Geoff:   How long does haste last? 

Larry:   18 rounds. 

Geoff:   And you've traveled 1500 feet ... no, it�s gone. 

Chris:   Okay, let's just attack these bags of crap. 

Anthony: Let's just ride through them. 

Tony:    Geoff, I'm casting haste on my own. 

Chris:   Yeah, let's ride through. 

Larry:   Hit them as we ride through. 

Anthony: Yeah, we just fight them as we ride. 

Geoff:   Okay. Tony, 13, Larry, 11, John, 15, Anthony 17, Chris, 10, and Azuraz takes 13.
         Andrew, 16 ... you just keep riding through? 

Larry:   Yeah. 

Geoff:   Okay, if you look back, they're standing there [with puzzled expressions] ... you get
         to the opening.  It's big, about 75 feet. 

Larry:   Geoff, I heal my self. Fuck, I've come to the verge of dying every day, how long is
         this gonna go on? 

John:    Yeah, I down some potions of extra healing. 

Larry:   Send Andrew's wolverines ahead. They can take a peek. 

Geoff:   You just send them in and wait outside? 

Larry:   Yeah, and we keep an eye on those fucking bandits. 

Geoff:   The dogs come back after 15 minutes, they say there's an overhang over a chasm,
         there's an overhang here [demonstrates], and about a 10 or 15 foot gap here. 

Anthony: Can these things jump that gap? The things we're on? 

Geoff:   Yes. 

John:    I don't trust these fucking things. 

Anthony: They can jump it, he said. 

Geoff:   The wolverines, yeah. 

Anthony: No, the animals we're riding. 


[Anthony's question gets lost in the shuffle.] 


Geoff:   Okay, you ride these beasts in, up to the chasm, and they refuse to jump. 

John:    The wolverines? 

Geoff:   The wolverines will jump. I'm talking about these riding beasts, they won't jump. 

Anthony: So, these things won't go ... can we go around this gap? 

Geoff:   No. 

Anthony: A rope of entanglement, if Chris stretches it across, can we go like this
         [demonstrates] over it? 

Geoff:   Yes. 

Anthony: So we do that. 

Geoff:   How long is the rope? 

Chris:   [?] 20 feet. 

Geoff:   It'll reach. Give me the order that you're going across. 

Larry:   Chris goes first. 

Anthony: I'll go first. 

John:    Second. 

Chris:   I'm going first. 

Tony:    How wide is the chasm? 

Geoff:   15 feet. 

Tony:    We could jump it, Lar, We jump it. At least, I do, anyway. 

Larry:   You might hit a wall of force. 

Geoff:   You're grabbed in mid-air.  Anthony, I heard you say you were crawling across first --

Anthony: Yeah. 

Geoff:   Chris said it after you, so I'll presume he's second. You'll go last. Well, Andrew, me,
         then you. [?] and Chris are also grabbed. 

Chris:   What grabs me? 

Geoff:   From up top, something sticky and slimy --

Larry:   It's a cavefisher! Fuck, I hate these things, I cut its tongue, levitate ... first
         time a cavefisher's ever attacked me. They have 200 foot tongues. 

Tony:    Did I make it across? 

Geoff:   Yes. 

Chris:   Am I [?] these things? 

John:    You and me are snatched. 

[?]:     Oh, fuck. 

Chris:   Grab the motherfucker. 

John:    Cut the tongue off. 

Larry:   I cut the tongue. 

Chris:   +5 bastard sword. 

Anthony: Armor class. 

Larry:   Levitate. 

Chris:   No, I'll go down, grab my rope of entanglement. 

Geoff:   Armor class -3. 

John:    Great, Geoff, 18 and 19 were my first rolls. 

Geoff:   Wait, wait. 

John:    Activates the Vorpal. 

Geoff:   Those who are caught in this thing, 6 points of damage. 

John:    Mmm. 

Tony:    How big is it? 

John:    Big. 

Tony:    Large class -- ? 

Geoff:   The tongue, or the fisher itself? 

Tony:    The whole thing. 

Geoff:   You can't see the cavefisher. 

Larry:   They hide up on ledges. 

Geoff:   Way up. 

Anthony: 94 points [?]

Larry:   Is the tongue considered large? 

Geoff:   No. 

Tony:    The thing is, Lar, when --

Larry:   Whore. 

Tony:    Are they still suspended over the chasm? 

Larry:   I'd rather be falling than be sucked up into its mouth. 

Geoff:   Lar, it's drawing you up. [?] and this thing is drawing you up. Same as the other 2
         guys. 

Larry:   Cut it. 

Anthony: 84 points damage on the tongue. 

Tony:    Got feather fall? 

Geoff:   Did I say you were being held? 

Chris:   Yeah. 

Anthony: I was on the rope at the same time --

Geoff:   Which one are you cutting? 

Anthony: He's the closest one to me --

Geoff:   They're being pulled up, they're not hanging onto the rope any more. 

Anthony: I got the axe, and I go [demonstrates]. 

Geoff:   He's gonna fall. 

Chris:   I�ll leap for the rope. 

Geoff:   Roll your dexterity to catch it. 

John:    Yeah, me too, that's what I�m doing. 

Geoff:   What's the damage that you do? 

Anthony: 84. 

Geoff:   It's cut. 

Anthony: He can grab onto my axe, eh? 

Chris:   I can't -- actually, Geoff -- I grab the rope. 

Geoff:   Okay. 

John:    107, on the tongue, 2 vorpal. 

Geoff:   It's cut. Roll dexterity --

Chris:   I couldn't miss, I got 20 dexterity. 

Larry:   70 points. 

John:    I drop the sword. 

Tony:    Geoff, wait a sec --

John:    It's only fair. 

Tony:    I could have put a wall --

Larry:   [?] feather fall, what are you doing? 

John:    I cut myself [free], but I have to catch the rope, right? 

Tony:    Put a wall of force under. 

Geoff:   It's gotta rest on something. 

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