Anthony: Grab on to the rope, pull myself up, John.
Geoff: John, I'm up in the rigging, I'll cut the rope, once I get back on the ship.
John: Hold on, I'm not finished. You feel a short sword go right into your back, 35 points of
damage, Tony.
Andrew: Does this boat happen to be called the Bounty, by any chance?
Tony: Is there a hand still attached to that sword?
John: Oh yeah.
Tony: -- Fire shield. He takes 70 points.
John: Just a minute, hang on, I still haven't finished 2 people here. Geoff, 15 points of
damage, you feel a sword go into your side ... Andrew, you get 103, you feel 4 dagger
stabs in your back.
Larry: Sounds like a thief backstabbed you.
Andrew: Dimension door behind him, I'll do the same fucking thing to him.
John: You have to see exactly where your dimension door is. You could wind up in the water.
Chris: I'm sure he knows generally where he is on the boat.
John: Okay, I need everybody's position. Larry --
Larry: John.
John: What?
Larry: I levitate, I�m not choking on this fucking rope.
John: Hang on.
Geoff: John, I'm up in the rigging, eh?
John: Okay. Silent Thunder ...
Anthony: I pull myself up, John.
John: Okay. Chris, you're gonna be here, okay? Now, the rest of you guys, put yourselves in
the positions where you want to be ... now, I need initiative.
Chris: 6.
John: 3.
Geoff: Armor class?
Andrew: So, can I do that?
John: -10.
Larry: I get up.
Anthony: Let's go around the table again.
Chris: Okay. Invisibility. Lift myself up the rope and [flip onto the deck].
John: 21 points of damage, because the ropes get tighter.
Chris: Why?
John: Rope of constriction. Anthony?
Anthony: Grab onto the railing --
John: 20 points of damage.
Anthony: -- put my arm around it, and break the rope.
John: Okay, but you're still choking. Andrew? I'll give it to you [dimension door].
Andrew: Right behind him. Attack.
John: No problem. -10. Geoff, what are you doing?
Geoff: Invisibility. I look for the guy that attacked me.
John: He's right at your feet [?].
Geoff: Go behind him.
John: You're on the rigging!
Geoff: He's at my feet -- come down beside him [?].
John: Okay. Larry, you're levitating now? Okay, 20 points by constriction.
Larry: Who's up top?
John: You see a guy up top.
Larry: Armor class?
John: -10.
Larry: What does he look like?
John: These guys all look like, you can tell, top-ranking officers in the Great Kingdom army.
Lar, the guy that's holding you, he's holding like some kind of spear, and he has a
bastard sword in the other hand --
Larry: How far away is he from me?
John: -- and he sees you coming up, and he laughs -- he's right at the edge.
Geoff: He's at the edge?
Larry: I cut the rope.
Geoff: Can I see this? Can I jump off, hit the guy, go into the water?
John: Yes, you probably could ... okay, you cut the rope. Tony?
Tony: I have a fire shield, the guy who gave me 35 took 70 points, and I gave him magic
missiles to take another 33 points, so all together he's got 103, and then I put haste
on myself.
John: Now, you can do all your damages --
Tony: John, what's the results on him? 103 points.
John: Oh, he's still alive. He's fucking laughing.
Tony: Alright with the extra amount of time, I skewer him with my sword. The long sword
already has a stored flame strike in it, so he takes 39 points from the flame strike,
plus he takes -- what size is he, John, normal size?
Geoff: Yes.
John: Excuse me, but he won't give up his round from laughing.
Tony: Well, I had extra time. I hasted. If he's gonna laugh, as far as I�m concerned --
Anthony: That's his prerogative.
John: You hasted now, it will affect you in the next melee.
Tony: Fine, John. But he still takes 38.
John: I�ll give you the 38, he's still alive.
Tony: So he's at ... 141.
John: No problem.
Larry: John, if I see Geoff diving at this guy, I'll throw myself at his feet to help knock
him --
John: He's invisible.
Andrew: John, for my bonus for backstabbing, is that on one attack?
John: No, that's all of them.
Andrew: You said one, before.
Larry: No, one, one.
John: Aw, that's the new fucking rules.
Larry: That's not new at all, when you backstab someone, you get one shot, then your surprise
is gone, cause they know, you're trying to fucking kill them.
Geoff: Yeah.
Anthony: Even by the back?
Larry: Of course. If I walked up to you, I take my time, I precisely aim, bang, I get the
special damage cause it's a back attack, -- after that, you're not gonna stand there.
Anthony: No. Exactly. Okay.
Larry: It's always the first attack only.
John: Well I remember when we used to play --
Larry: Yeah, well, so do I.
John: -- I always -- I was a thief. A 26th level thief. I always did that.
Anthony: You always cheated.
John: Okay, for the purposes of this game, first shot only.
Andrew: Okay, 100 points, and he's on fire.
John: Hang on.
Tony: You like fire too, don't you Andrew?
John: Andrew, 100 points. Okay, everybody did their stuff, they're gonna do their stuff.
Chris, you used your melee to get up, and I'll say to break off the rope of
constriction. You're going to have to --
Chris: 20 strength.
John: You're still gonna have to cause damage to this thing, doesn't matter what strength you
are, it's the damage that you do.
Chris: Okay. And I swing on over to the deck.
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John: [?] have to put yourself back on the deck [?]
Tony: Tell me when I can do something here.
John: Okay.
Geoff: Where were you, Larry?
Tony: Does that mean right now?
John: No, no. Give me, give me --
Geoff: Okay, then, I'm here.
Chris: What are you doing out there?
Geoff: I dove off the rigging onto the guy and into the water.
John: Chris, the guy on you uses a battleaxe.
Chris: He can�t see me, I'm invisible.
John: You went invisible?
Chris: I went invisible, that's how I was able to [?] the rope.
Geoff: That's what I heard he did.
Tony: I heard him.
Chris: I got a ring of invisibility.
John: That's right. So he disappears -- yeah, but then tell me this: this is all happening
at the same time --
Chris: I got a ring of invisibility on.
John: Okay, so you're invisible. You bring yourself up --
Chris: Pull myself up. Chop [the rope].
John: Okay, he'll see the rope coming up.
Chris: Yeah, but he won't see me jumping onto the deck. I�m inaudible, too.
John: Okay.
Chris: Cause of the ring. So not only -- he can smell me but he can't see or hear me.
John: Well, he has a -4 penalty to hit you. Because he can basically see what's going on.
Chris: Yeah.
John: 40 points of damage. 36 on Anthony --
Anthony: I'm invisible! How much?
Larry: How did he hit you?
Chris: I don't know, I'm invisible.
John: It's only a -4 penalty when you're invisible.
Chris: Yeah, but who says --
Geoff: If you're still in the same spot.
Chris: -- yeah, I jumped away. I jumped away --
Anthony: Next time. Next time.
Chris: I didn't jump next to him. No no, this time .... 40 points of damage .... fucking guy's
not gonna see another breath of air.
John: Now, Larry, before I roll to hit you, are you still out?
Geoff: What are you hitting him with?
John: No, I�m just saying, are you still out, not near the boat?
Larry: That's right.
John: And you're off the water.
Larry: That's right.
John: Okay ... make a saving throw versus spells, Tony.
Tony: I missed it.
John: 36 points of damage.
Tony: Oh, I didn't take half, did I ... oh, no, what is it from?
John: Fireball.
Tony: Absorbed it.
John: Absorbed it?
Tony: On my Defender.
John: Too bad for the guy.
Larry: You gotta be using that thing for it to absorb.
Tony: And that's what I'm doing, I just gave him 38 points from it.
John: Okay, Andrew, you're still in the same spot?
Andrew: [?] behind me?
John: Guy takes his sword, [hits you], 28 points of damage ... Geoff's in the water --
Geoff: With the guy that was going to hit Larry.
John: Yeah.
Geoff: And I use the cloak of manta ray. Keep him from the ship.
John: He goes down. Fast.
Geoff: Okay.
Chris: Fuck, all we gotta do is push them over.
John: What level is an invisibility spell on a ring? Ring of invisibility?
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