ILUVCHEEZ: not amused at what brain?

Ubermaus: This feeble attempt at humor, Pinky. Look here! A memo from the World Domination society. They want us world schemers to take time out of our schedule to send in an application for romance!

ILUVCHEEZ: romance! oh I love romance. can we do it brain? can we?

Ubermaus: Nonsense Pinky. We're too sophisti-I'm too sophisticated to prattle in such nonsense, get love matched with superheroes indeed! Why I have half a mind to tell Ra's I'm unsubscribing and go read the plots at TakeOverTheWorld.net.

ILUVCHEEZ: if you only have half a mind does that make you "bra" or just "in"? poit!

Ubermaus: Don't make me hurt you Pinky.

ILUVCHEEZ: you know brain, a few people on my mailing list had this problem. greg wuld log in everyday and complan about his email. and penguins. i've never herd a man complan about penguins more in my life, i needed to give him some random ideas, like earthquakes, so he could forget about penguins.

Ubermaus: Pinky, you are a random idea.

ILUVCHEEZ: and then devin and jay would come in and complan about not getting any email and devin said that that meant no one loved her. and paul would come in and everyone would ignore him cause he wasn't as kewl as them and petey would come in and talk about star trek until he was kicked out. and then chuck would come in and do you know what he said brain?

Ubermaus: That his email was 'just right'?

ILUVCHEEZ: nope, chuck read stuff at the site which solved greg's he switched to web only. now if he could only get rid of the penguins...

Ubermaus: I've just examined the mailing list set up. It's perfect Pinky! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

ILUVCHEEZ: i think so brain, but how are we going to read the slash fics if thier in japanese?

Ubermaus: When I switch to Web-Only, I can send emails from the website to overload the network and flood everyone inbox with useless banner ads! Then, I shall set up my own email service where I will be the leader

ILUVCHEEZ: egad! brilliant brain. wait. oh no. if shirley the loon married r.k. maroon, she'd be shirley the loon-maroon. that's so much better brain. i just thought you were going to try and uncover everyone's secret identity so you could start a mail in cereal box top contest

Ubermaus: Pinky, you're a genius

ILUVCHEEZ: no brain if i was a genius i'd be able to figure out what those little loops on the back of shirts are for

Ubermaus: If I send in an application I'll get a database on everyone that enters once I get an email back so I can find the IP address to hack into Oracle's server

ILUVCHEEZ: hack into a love connection! egad, brain, do you think oracle is chuck woolery?

Ubermaus: Quiet Pinky...I'm on the verge of uncovering the deepest secrets of the world's greatest heroes! Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman...

ILUVCHEEZ: captain kangaroo!

Ubermaus: No, sadly, Pinky, Captain Kangaroo is not even a reserve member of the Justice League.

ILUVCHEEZ: :-(:-(:-( The jas?

Ubermaus: No, pinky.

ILUVCHEEZ: titans?

Ubermaus: *sigh*

ILUVCHEEZ: superfriends?

Ubermaus: that doesn't dignify a response.

Ubermaus: I'm going to investigate this further. Don't touch anything while I'm gone.

ILUVCHEEZ: rihgt, brain

Autoresponse from Ubermaus: I said don't touch anything, Pinky!

ILUVCHEEZ: sorry

Autoresponse from Ubermaus: I said don't touch anything, Pinky!

ILUVCHEEZ: sorry

Autoresponse from Ubermaus: I said don't touch anything, Pinky!

ILUVCHEEZ: sorry

Autoresponse from Ubermaus: I said don't touch anything, Pinky!

Ubermaus: Once this service matches me up, I'll work my way into the inner circle of the most powerful people in the universe!! And Finally, It won't be long before I take my rightful place as their leader!

ILUVCHEEZ: narf!! can i do it tooo brain, can i can i can i pleese pleese pleeeeeeeeeese?

Ubermaus: *sigh* I suppose there's no harm in humoring you. Very well. I'll forward you the application. You remember how to use e-mail, don't you?

ILUVCHEEZ: really brain its aol. my sister can use it

ILUVCHEEZ: can i share this with chuck? he'd love it!

Ubermaus: I am not amused.

ILUVCHEEZ: that means no, doesn't it brain?

Ubermaus: I'm going to sign off before I hurt you.

Ubermaus signed off 19:18:59 PM.

ILUVCHEEZ: troz!!