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Age Approx: I'll always be a Toys R Us kid...
Public ID: Nope
Gender: Single, Very White Male
Day job: Part-time Hooters girl; whittle away my free time by murdering junior sidekicks in short pants
Appearance:Cowl with horns, cape, bright yellow ultility belt, black lace underwear on the outside of my aerobisize tights...oops, that's the other famous freak from Gotham.
Personality traits: I'm a funny guy, can'tcha tell? And I wield a mean hand cannon.
Personality quirks: I have a weakness for old, run down funhouses with giant typewriters in them.
Turn Offs: Asylums (they're so gloomy, Martha Stewart would never feel at home in Arkham...or maybe she would! Hehe!) and women who use the term "puddin" (blech!)
Turn Ons: There was this red-headed chippie in a wheelchair that I saw once...
Favorite Color: Purple, Green, and Red (I know, I'm so predictable)
Type of relationship desired: I wanna be your Ike Turner, baby!
Would you describe yourself as (check all that apply): Teacher's Pet...the Devil taught me well ;) �