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28 Days Later: One of the worst movies I've ever seen if someone has extra money please give me my 9 dollars back.The only good thing about that movie was it was easy to make fun of.If scientists were really doing experiments on "infected" monkeys wouldn't you think they would wear protective suits?What was with the trippy flowers?How did the monkeys get out of the lab, but didn't manage to open the door to the guys room in the hospita?I liked the movie when it was called 12 Monkeys in which case the guys name was also Jim. |
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The Ring:Where to begin? First of all, never ever go see this movie at the Quarry or Harlem Corners... although it was a good laugh watching all the ghetto people get scared:
"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! LOOK AT DAT!! DAT BITCH COME OUTTA DA TV!"
"AW HAYL NO! OH NO SHE DI'NT! OOH GURL! YO HAIR IS NASTAYYYY!"
Anyway, acting could be better... a LOT better. I think they started coming up with more ideas after they were done filming it and just added them on to the end, cuz there were at least 5 spots in the movie where it could have ENDED, but just dragged on. Won an MTV Movie Award for Best Villain: Daveigh Chase. (Note: Daveigh Chase was also the voice of Lilo in "Lilo and Stitch") NOT SO HARDCORE NOW ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE CUNT? Just put her in a room with Leslie and a baseball bat for 5 minutes, and I guarantee you, she'll get the evil out of the little cocksucker. |
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House Of 1000 Corpses: For it being the biggest rip off of a classic I thought it wasn't too bad. The end was the almost exact same as Texas Chainsaw Massacre.For all the shit it got for being so graphic I didn't think it was bad at all....at least they didn't put any teen heart-throbs in it like they are going to do to the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre which I hope never happens because you all know what happens when they remake movies....(Red Dragon) |
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Red Dragon: I'm a bit half & half on this one it was bad remake of Manhunter......I bet alot of you people didn't know it was done before sorry to dissapoint you kiddies! Wait...no I'm not.Ed Norton although a great actor, I thought was too wimpy for this role. |
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Signs: It could have been a good movie, but failed horribly.Honestly though, how many alien movies were made before and how many more can be made without it getting VERY old?Ahh why do all the little kids in these kinds of movies all look like Culkens?I smell a sequel that might just be Lizzy |
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