Top Ten Reasons Women Do Not Fight Wars.
10. Does this come in pink?

9. What's that noise, I'm trying to to get my beauty sleep?

8. Does this make me look fat?

7. Does this come in a size 4?

6. Does this show my stomach?

5. Ohh no! I just shot someone!

4. Do you know how to get out these blood stains in this shirt?

3. Does this make my butt look big?

2. I have to pee and there is NO WAY I'm wiping with leaves.

1. I can't fight this time of the month!!!!
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