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What people say 2! |
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Mary: so if i ever have a chanse to bring someone to a cubs game im going to bring him, hes so cute!
Me: Whats his name?
Mary: ummmmm i don't know |
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Jen: Whos the shit?
Me: i don't know
Jen: YOUR the shit, now say it like you mean it! |
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Lori: o we have to rewind i wasn't paying attention!
Me: you never pay attention! |
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everyone in gamma: you just won!!! good job!! (well more like screaming it)
Me covered in mud and just won tugs aginst shannon and the theta: my carebear is all dirty!
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Me really drunk: someone call me T-bear! someone call me T-bear! someone call me T-bear! |
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Me (really fucked up!): ok well be careful don't get raped by a skunk! |
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Walking down addison at 1:30am Me, Lori, Estella, Gina, Jamila: Gamma, what? Sigam who? Gamma Sigma Tau.(at the top of our lungs!) |
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one word: drunkvolleyball |
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Me: HELP im lost in a subdivion |
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Me (fucked up): oooooooo look at that i have letters on my chest! |
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Sheila: ok ill stay here with your invisable freinds
Me: no i really have freinds!!! |
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Bruce: my theory is that whenever the weather changes big time it gets windy
Me: there ya go u got a theory! it can be called the Pufal theory! |
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Me: Laura you were really gone last night
Laura: i know i think i still am! |
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Me: great now you made me hurt myself and now i have to EMT myself!! |
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Lori: oooo look crazy people,they are great!! i want one, i can keep it in my backyard |
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Me: o there is a fire somewhere!
Sarah: o yeah i can smell it buring...mmmmm i like that smell
Me: the smell of a house buring down?
Sarah: yeah it smells good...
Me: mmmmmmm the smell of tragic |
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Me:Gina how come you didn't sleep in the bed with me?
Gina:Well you were coughing alot so i figured you gearmified it and spermified it last night. |
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Me: Damnit! i don't make the peacock horny!!! |
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me: yeah im an EMT i gave a girl an Ice Pack today b/c he bumped her knee...thoes are my mad EMT skills at work! |
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Lori: I quit graduating! |
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Dan Kerny (putting a scarf around marys boobs
Me: there ya go you look like sarah now!
Dan: hey don't call mary a slut!! |
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Lori: col you need the 'im not dieing pill' |
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Lauren: Sig. 9 marys pants! |
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Mary~i don't think its a good idea to be a candle lady.
Me~ why? i get free stuff and money...
Mary~well your going to be going into strangers houses and selling candles...don't you think that sounds dangerous?
Me~I don't know...
Mary~what if they cut you up and sell you as candles!? |
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John: Mary what turns you on?
Mary: MT. MEN! |
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Me: Marys is your stall unusually large?
Mary: What?! No...... |
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Mary: Gimps are hot!!! |
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Mary: What is that walking down the street?
Me: its a guy go have sex with him mary.
Mary: i think i just might! |
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Sarah: i think i have a crush on David Bowie!!! |
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Sarah: oooooooooo he likes pink to!!! I think i love steven tyler...we both like the color pink!!! |
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Me really durnk on my 23rd b-day: ok im done you have 3 eyes. |
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Me: im a 5th year sr. who has already grad. from here w/ a BA in psychology, now im coming back for a 2nd Bacholers, a BS in biology.
Jen: wow col, that makes you sounds really smart you should tell everyone that! |
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Collin to Mary: 'if i had a dime for every time someone said 'o collin your so hot hold me' i would have a dime! |
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