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dont get me mad....i'll break something!-Me |
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What People Say! |
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I just wanna GRRRRR or something!!~ Becky |
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I almost save lifes!!~ Me |
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I swear to crap!~Matt |
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japanis~ me really drunk |
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Where do you plug the motor in for a motor boat? In the wall!~Matt |
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Too cool (anyones name)-Jackie |
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Naked Roll Mats~me |
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Everyone wants to stalk me!~me |
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My trees have leafs!!~ Mary |
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Desk Chicks!!-Becky and I |
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Come on jackie you know you want to touch it!~ Chris |
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Mary: Yeah man, its like art!
Me: You sound just like me! |
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No we didn't just stalk her because we wanted to, it was because we were bored too!~Jackie |
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Me: you mean you werent' makingout with anyone or anything?
Jackie: yeah col, i had a really good makeout session with my pillow. |
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Keep on poopen!~me |
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Carebears Rock!-Tif |
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Matt: First i'd kill him, then i'd kill you (pointing to his sister), then i'd kill you (pointing to mary), then i'd kill you for the hell of it (pointing to me). |
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Dan Fahey the hairless wonder, virgen with STD's! ~ me and becky! |
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Mary: No he just wants a peice of my ass.
Me: I think he cares more about you than just your ass. |
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Such is life!~Marg |
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"Wicket, you should have been a bunny!"-Bruce |
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"I don't know what kinds of plants you have in this foreing land!"- me to becky about the plants in Az. |
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Booty dancing!~me |
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"Im using the exclamation point quite liberally today eh? ohhh that sounded smart"-jackie |
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"Col don't be mad, but i think i lost your sister."-lori fr. year when my sis cam up for a week |
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" I love you col!"-Tif |
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"o yeah!"-Bruce after just about everything he says.. |
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"Collin do you pay extra to have the room spin?"-mary when she was drunk |
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Cubs wooo!!~crazy guy at cubs game...and me |
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"Simple minds think alike!"-Jackie |
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"So what does it feel like to be hit by a small truck?"-Cap. Howe to me after the old dispatcher bumped into me |
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After she is done barfin "you guys call this fun!?"- mary drunk |
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Getting me purty at 1:30 in the morning! |
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Me: if cheif wiggum can be a cop then i can be a cop.
Jackie: Col, the Simpsons are a cartoon. |
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Im not gay and im not going to be gay!~me |
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Mix mix mix, mix mix mix...mix your driiiink!!-Me and mary drunk at the cubs game |
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She has a dirty dirty, disgusting, disgusting, mulet!!~Jackie |
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I do what i want, i kill baby seals!~Marg |
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Me: Marla rember when we went to go see 'Free Willy' and we brough our stuffed orcas?
Marla: yeah we were big dorks!
Me: I know!
Mary: You guys were dorks! |
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Your from Brand New?!!~Me |
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Go 78!!!~me at the cubs game (playoffs at the fire truck when i was drunk) |
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I remember dancing with you when you were 2 in my old bed room!!~me to ryan when i was really drunk at the cubs game |
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"Mary give me your boob!"~me |
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He has to get that butt out of his ass!~Me |
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Home
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Mary B., Laura, Sarah, and My convo about pads and tampons! |
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"You can buy a whale!!"~Me |
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Laura 'smelling' marys conditioner and getting it on her face! |
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I heart you!~jackie, well she started it now everyone says it! |
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Mary S.: are we going to fast?
Me: don't worry we have the brites on so we can see the cops! |
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Mary: I don't wanna hear any of your suspicions! |
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Me: shes having fex!
Mary S.: fex, that must be sex with your family! |
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But Jackie, we pinkied!!~Me |
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"is it snowing or blowing?"~me |
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Me: Ghostbusters motivates me! |
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Me: I always wanted to be a starving artist.
Deanna: Well, now you can be a starving psyhologist. |
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"wait till greek week im gonna kick her ass! that bitch is going down!"-me about someone who is peldging for thatas |
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Me: Sarah do the slime dance! |
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Me: i don't know what i want to do in life...
Becky: don't worry col
Me: i think the reason why i am doing psychology is bc the ghostbusters are psychologist and i want to be a ghostbuster!
Becky: col your insane!! |
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"I just pissed on my hand!"~Laura |
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Sarah: i came outside to get wet, but its not raining anymore.
Me: Well then go roll down a hill! |
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"The quiz said i was redneck bear"~Lori |
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"I got spoon burn!"~Tif |
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Paychdyerm, Perching Bird House, Popcorn walk!(all in a scary voice)~me nameing west mall for holiday magic |
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I talked to the cat and it wants you to cuddle it and breath on it~me really drunk |
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Me: What about white snow land walk?
Mary: What?! Are you raceist?
Me:What?! No! it's not my fault that snow is white!! |
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Doyal: i can't feel anything below my scar
Me: let me guss something w/ your liver or spleen
Doyal: How did you know i got my spleen out?!
Jackie: Shes an EMT she has to know that kind of stuff
Doyal: Still amazing! |
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Shannan: What is up with your boobs?
Laura: Their Big! |
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"blablablablabla-oooomega!"~Matt M. |
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me+greek alaphbet=fun |
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Estella-wanna beer?
Me- no thanks i can't drink beer got any vodka? |
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"Ewww lick!"~Willy |
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Poo shit~me |
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Me-i know the zoo is going to fuck me in the ass....but i still love it there!
Becky-col your to funny! |
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"This time we will NOT get lost on the 'L""~Mary |
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Jen: if you were a carebear you would be tug of war bear! |
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Shannan: but peter looks older
Me: yeah but he still looks like a boy, hers looks like a man...hes not a boyfirend, hes a manfriend, an ugly manfreind! |
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Part 2! |
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