| British Bulldog VS. Mr T |
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| ''No chance, thats what you got..........'' Corporation Music Hits.... Vince heads to the ring to sort this mess out. |
| Vince: When my father was dying, the last thing he said to me was..'Plug the respirator back in I can't.................'' I know what he meant was ''Vince, in the interest of fairness, you've got to give the people what they want!'' so tonight you will see Mr T,the Bulldog,Jim and Willie Thorne in a four way dance for the World Wrestling Federation Title! |
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| The house lights turn off and a errie hush falls over the crowd... |
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| Vince does his patented gulp as the nine fallen kings stand on the entrance ramp. Vince: What do you want? Nazgul:The Title! |
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| Davey: Oi lads..the only one around here will be getting the title is me!...Bugger off back to middle earth and tell Sauron that I want that fiver he owes me. |
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| Mr T: Them Ring Fool's best be keeping their hands of my rings or they'll be going back to Mount Doom with three shoes....two on their feet and one in their ass...fool |