| British Bulldog VS. Mr T |
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| Davey's Music hits and the bulldog makes his way to the ring. Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 275lbs, from Yokohama, Japan...The British Bullo...... |
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| Eric Bischoff: Boring!....This has gone way over three minutes..get the Island Boys out here! |
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| Suddenly Papa Lazarou arrives at the door and informs Eazy E that he has some pegs belonging to him. Papa:Hello Dave.......My wife tells me that you have a block in your toilet Dave. |
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| Bisch looks a bit uncomfortable.... Bisch:I already gave you my wedding ring Papa...What more do you want? Papa: I want a title shot Dave!...and if you don't give it to me......autum spro, canna tik bana smee? |
| Papa leaves the arena just as a nose bleed epidemic grips the crowd...Eazy E is his wife now. |