!!CLASSIC GARRY NEWSFLASHS!!
THE BEST OF GARRY NEWSFLASH!!19/02
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!!CLASSIC GARRY NEWSFLASHS!! - The Best Of Garry Newsflash!!
This will be the newest section of the Garry site. Go here. It will give us some relief from all the ghey that Garry and Franz do upon us.
The world is an unstable place, in turmoil, and who will save us??Rowedogg, Kman.
19/02
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Ok boys and girls here's where it gets ugly. And Wrong.
Garry and Franz have been super busy fucking unsuspecting guys and videoing it.
This is truly wrong. Check it out: www.thebaitbus.com-Rowedogg, Kman.
29/12
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Kman has travelled to the other side of the galaxy (Noosa) to hunt Garry.
He is hot on the tail of this evil mastermind to put an end to the terror, the terrible terror!
If he can succeed, we might all have a chance at a safe and happy new year.
God speed Kman, we are all counting on you!
FUCK SHIT UP FOR 2002-Rowedogg, Amy, Squeek
13/12
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Garry used his ball busting powers to break into Rowedogg's email and block Kman!
What a cock. Go to the FAMILY TREE if you havent and help the rebels fight Garry
and his new partner in crime, FATHER FRANZ.
Merry Christmas everyone.-Rowedogg.
22/10
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Oh what a newsflash!! Garry has terrorised millions over the past few months,
the most resent being his trash talking of Summer Games. Well Garry we say to you, go fuck yourself ya son a bitch, ill fuck ya in front of ya fuckin mother you come guzzling queen.
That's trash talkin Garry get it right you fuckin poof cunt.
And in sad news Garry has managed to turn Joe into his cock loving Queen. Oh well.-Rowedogg & Kman.
24/08
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Just when we thought that Garry had retreated into hibernation, in the depths of
the hottest fieriest pot holes of hell, a Garry follower went to get his hair cut at Amy's work.
His cover was blown when he said he knew someone who did IT at Box Hill Chafe, he then fled and was later picked up by the Ambiguous bus and taken to their secret Ghey hideout.
Thus proves that Garry is still out there, somewhere, breaking balls of the innocent, and causing mass destruction of mankind as we know it.-Rowedogg.
23/07
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Today is a very dark day indeed, it is possibly the very last Garry news update (unless the count comes back to chafe) We invited the count to the TT party on the weekend so that we could break his balls for once, but he foiled our plans by not turning up, and he turned his phone off every time we tried to call him....by doing this, he broke our balls one last time, it was very ntt and ghey. FUCK YOU BALL BREAKER!- Kman, Rowedogg.
30/06
They are Ambiguously fucking gay.
Garry is trying to avoid the authorities by changing his email address.
This comes after resent rumours that Garry is GHEY with some fag called Ace. They have been spotted around Box Hill trying to touch elderly people.
- Rowe Dogg
25/06
I have found a cartoon which Garry features as one of the characters click the link to watch the cartoon Garry Gay- Squeek
23/06
It looks like we have found some sort of she-male Garry pic, is it Garry?, or is it MJ? I don't think we will ever know, but you decide...Flashing Garry- Kman & Squeek
05/06
Exclusive photos of Garry Trying to break Kman's balls and Kman's Revenge on Garry -Take that Garry!!- Kman
23/05
I am writing on behalf of the broken balls support group "Testicular challenged". We are having a group meeting at maccas where you can share your stories of how your balls were broken and snack on gingerbread count cockula's made by Garry himself (N.B. that white stuff isn't icing folks). A new feature will include ball breaking re-enactments with a Garry blow up doll, we glued the mouth shut.- Kman & Deb18.
21/05
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Today we went to Garry's macca's and he broke his own balls because he was just sitting in there with MJ and he wasn't working. Then we made him order our food for us, and that broke his balls so much that he left and went to chafe.
AMAZING PICS OF GARRY IN A POWER METAL BAND FROM GERMANY!!! CLICK HERE!!- Kman, Rowedogg.
09/05
There was a Garry sighting at maccas but that wasn't half of it, me and Kman sat down 2 get something 2 eat and who then walked into maccas but MJ...was NTT she is also 3x her original size she now looks more like a gorilla with twice as much hair- Squeek.
09/05
Garry came to CHAFE yesterday, he sat up the back so no one could break his balls. It's amazing, he can break our balls just sitting and not saying anything. He wore his Fake Oakley's, broke his own balls again. You're completely gay count cockula's.- HolyYoda (AKA Chris).
01/05
Well Garry tried to break all of our balls yesterday from his shit box car by beeping as we were crossing the road...but he failed, and when he turned the corner he nearly crashed into a parked car, by doing this, he broke his own balls once again...you cant break our balls anymore count cockula's.- Kman
29/04
!!NEWSFLASH!!
Garry now has fake Oakley's!
Next Tuesday everyone go to Cheers we are gonna break his balls!
Plus news just in! Garry sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!- Rowe Dogg, Kman.
24/04
Yesterday was TT, Garry tried to drag me to tafe in his shitbox but then it broke down. He broke his own balls.
Then he was late for a test and only had 2 minutes to do it. Then he bought bouncy balls like me and Kman and thought he was cool.
He broke his own balls again. What a ball breaker. He breaks so many balls when he isn't concentrating he breaks his.
Then I broke his in pool..again. You will never beat me Garry you farkin poof.- Rowe Dogg.
14/04
Friday night, I made a Garry sighting...was TFT tho because he got wrecked...Deb18 and Hale recognised him thanks to the site, and told him he was breaking they're balls.Yesterday, Squeak, Chris, and me created Garry's new name....."Count Cockula's" -we broke Garry's balls for a change.
- Kman.
