flirtfest2

^ After being asked to remove all of her clothes and give either Clarke or I a lapdance while being spanked on the beach, this woman got all cranky and started saying stuff like, "This is a public beach. I'm not here for your stupid contest!" She must have been on her period or something. Who knows, she could have been a winner if she didn't have so much sand up her vagina. It's women like this that ruin the contest for the rest of us. I bet she feels pretty stupid now.

^ Above you can see two men, who are not Garrett or Clarke, hitting on some of our lovely contestants. Obviously we confronted them, and were met with remarks such as, "Flirt what??? Dude, you two fags better get the f*** away from our girlfriends!" It was then that we decided that these girls were obviously kicked out of the contest. Sure they were laughing at us, but we believe that they were really upset and sad on the inside. They are just lucky they didn't pay the admission fee, because they would NOT have gotten a refund if you catch my drift.

< These lucky ladies asked us to take a group picture of them. We saw this as a very smooth way of breaking the ice. They were too shy to just start hitting on us, so they pulled the old, "Could you please take a picture of my friends and I" approach. You might be wondering how we ended up with the picture. Well, after we took the picture, we ran away with their camera. Boy were they mad that they didn't win the contest.

This lovely contestant won the contest with her erotic stage dancing. In this picture you can see Clarke and Garrett with Mrs. Flirt Queen 2001. Clarke and Garrett are located in the second balcony near the hot air balloon. When we approached her to give her the crown and cash reward, security quickly escorted us out of the area. Apparently they don't appreciate people "Asking for sexual favors in return for money." I guess next year we won't use the phrase, "Hey slut, here's $45, and we'll throw in a ride home if you f*** us." to inform the winner. V