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| Level 3 Gundam, 7 months "My name is Jarvis McCaffrey. I am a level 3 Gundam. I spent 7 months of my f***ing life building a god damn gundam, just to find out that they don't even hang out with you afterwards. You see, I ditched all of my friends to build this f***ing machine so I would have the Ultimate Friend. Dude, I suck." |
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| Level 13 Gundam, 2 hours "My name is Tina Yothers. I played the little sister on Family Ties. No, not sister as in black woman, I was the sister in the family silly. No, not family like mafia. I was in the Keaton family silly. To check out my new Gundam web site, click here. |
| Level 214 Gundam, 8 years "My name is Gaylord Robinson, and I built this Gundam so it would follow me to school and kill everyone that ever messed with me. It did not work at all. Instead of protecting me, my Gundam Destroyer helped the bullies beat the s*** out of me and then showed them where I live so they could teepee my house. F***ing Gundam God Damnit!!! |
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| Level 18 Gundam, 10 to life "Whether I have some free time in the yard, or I have some free time in solitary, I always spend it creating my Gundam Master Fotress Protector. The counselor was right, building Gundams is much more fun than shanking my cell-mate for stealing my pillow. |
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| Level 8 Gundam, 8 days "My name is Ross Clincord, and I built this Gundam Drill Warrior to be taller than myself. It has since become an attraction more popular than me at the circus I work at. F*** you Gundam. I wish I never found you. |
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| Level 2 Gundam, 2 weeks "My name is Clint Kinkade, and I don't pay my child support. I feel like, it's not my fault that hooker didn't make me wear a condom. If she doesn't want kids she should find a new career. If she sends that piece of s*** pimp here to get me I swear I will cut him before he gets to the doorstep. Oh yeah, I also make Gundams. |
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