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I'M BITTER! Yeah that's right. There are so many stupid people in this world and not enough
islands to strand them all on. You've seen them, the guy that talks loudly on his cell phone
behind you at the movie theater, giving a play-by-play to his idiot friend. The lady that
swerves in front of you in traffic in her Yukon XL, only to run through a stop light and
slam into a busload of nuns. I've said it before and I'll say it again, people suck and they
tend to just generally get on my un-swanky side. Here, upon these pages, you will gaze upon several things,
chief among which is my rants against all the stupid shiznit that we've all got to live with.
Why should you care what I think? I have no idea, but read anyway since this is free. You should
read the rants on these pages with a sense of humor and realize that nothing here is a personal attack
on anyone (that is, unless I say explicitly, "this is a personal attack on you, Bob." Being a single,
angry, fat fat man, the first few rants will more than likely be against those females that cause
so much anger and heartache amongst the male community. After that, I will branch off into more creative
paths of anger.
If angry rants aren't your cup o' tea, then feel free to mosey on over to
the stuff I've written. All of this stuff has appeared in my LJ and it's generally just clean
comedy that is safe for the whole family ('cept for the family goat...lotsa deep fried goat sex here).
So sit back and take off your shoes..Wait, no, don't, you aren't wearing those holey socks are you?
You are? Good, I am too.
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