I am a big fan of anime, partly cuz most the anime dudes(mainly Sanosuke, Vash, Yahiko, Inuyasha, Gohan and Vegeta) r HOT! XD! After reading ur website i have to assume that ur as cool as the anime dudes, which is why i came to u 4 advice. Now to my problem there is one boy that doesnt seem to agree that the said anime guys r hot, his name is Ben but for the purposes of preserving his privacy i shall call him Neb.
Now Neb is obviously in denial that Sano's 6'1'' of soild muscle IS in fact hot, i have even threated him with physical pain to at least admit that Sano was better then him but still he refused. Seeing how hot Sano is i assumed that it would transend all barriers of gender preferences. Also he said that they were just 'lines on a stupid piece of paper' to which i replied 'yet somehow they are better then you.' For some strange reason he got annoyed at me for pointing out the obvious.
So my question is; How can i convince Neb, the unbeliever, that anime dudes are unbelieveably better then him and he could never live up to the hotness standards they set?
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For purposes of displaying the anime dudes hotness i have included some links-
Sano- http://milady.anime.pl/pl/img/sano1.jpg
Triguns Vash- http://jac.anime.net/show_info/trigun.jpg
Inuyasha- http://www.kagome.it/imm/inu/inu38.jpg
Gohan- http://www.dragonworldz.net/dbz/gohan149.jpg
Vegeta- http://www.100megsfree4.com/fleur/dbz/vegeta01.gif
Yahiko- http://www.trinitycross.net/rkyahiko/images/infopic09.jpg
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I know from experience that people that disagree with your opinions on anime can become quite a nuisance. Fortunately, I have all the answers to every problem and would be more than happy to enlighten you.
Before we get to the actual solution it is imperative that you have no reservations on your opinion, so I will tell you what my father told me at a young age. "Remember, you are always right. Nothing is your fault. If something goes wrong it is most certainly always someone else's problem. If anyone ever tries to give you a hard time about this just give me a call, and daddy will strangle them" For this instance (and in any other situation that may or may not arrise) you may refer to me as daddy. I'd rather not go through the trouble of strangling someone this summer so if you can't handle this problem yourself I'll simply have either you or Neb poisoned.
In my opinion the most effective course of action you can take is forcing him into homosexuality. It may sound rash I know, but let's review the evidence: Neb has his own opinion. Clearly, this calls for desperate measures. I once had a similar problem; I once dated a girl who refused to admit that Jennifer Love Hewit has that whole "Jennifer Love Hewit" quality that makes her irresistable to anyone, regardless of sexual preference. Fortunately, I have the uncanny ability to inadvertantly convert chicks I date to lesbians, so my problem cleared up automatically. There are very few people who share my fantastic ability so you will most likely have to take a more subtle approach. Here is a list of activities that homosexual males do.
+Date men
+Clean by their own free will
+Watch Dragonball Z
+Enjoy movies with Leonardo Decaprio in them
+Speak ill of The Simpsons
+Believe that a cliterus is something that caterpillars turn into before they become butterflies.
+Eat pineapple covered pizza
+Type out !$@#, f*** or ***** instead of cussing
+Hang out with a "man" I refer to as Marsh
+Watch MTV
+Smile
+Compliment people
+Chest Bumping, Shoulder Bumping, Ass Slapping
Your objective is to covertly introduce Neb to as many of these things as possible. If you fail somehow in your mission I withdraw the statement I made earlier about it not being your fault. Failure will make it your fault. In which case, both you and Neb should be used for food. If you succeed however then you have my sincerest congratulations and I hope to hear a followup from you.
A man who has all but exhausted his clever ways to sign his name,
Scotty
(P.S.: I can honestly say that I have never been attracted to a man more than I am to Sano. If someone can flat-out disagree with this statement make sure you help them realize their true homosexuality.)