| Quote 1 'When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.' - Albert Einstein |
| Quote 4 'More and more is coming out about Osama bin Laden. They say he could have as many as five wives. Figures - a guy in a cave is doing better than I am.' - David Letterman |
| Quotable Quotes... Duh?? |
| Quote 3 'My advice to you is to get married: If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher.' - Socrates |
| Quote 7 'I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in the library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.' - Rodney Dangerfield |
| Quote 9 'Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.' - W. C. Fields |
| Quote 2 'I dress for women, and undress for men.' - Angie Dickinson |
| Quote 6 'Love -- a temporary insanity curable by marriage.' - Ambrose Bierce |
| Quote 8 'I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.' - Jennifer Unlimited |
| Quote 5 'My husband and I are either going to buy a dog, or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet, or ruin our lives.' - Rita Rudner |
| I have compiled some nice quotes for you ponder over. Hope you like them!! |