| Quotable Quotes... Duh?? |
| Quote 10 'We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." ' - Elayne Boosler |
| Quote 12 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.' -Winston Churchill |
| Quote 11 'I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?' - Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| Quote 15 'Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.' - Nicole Hollander |
| Quote 13 'Don't be so humble - you are not that great.' - Golda Meir |
| Note: All quotes are derived from articles of sosuave.com |
| Quote 14 'I HATE to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.' - Hunter S. Thompson |
| Quote 16 (my fave) 'I believe that Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.' - Steve Martin |
| Quote 17 'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?' - Jay Leno |
| Quote 18 (another fave) It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda |