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WE'RE SO POOR WE BOOTLEG OUR OWN MERCH.
(Now THAT'S Country)
NOTE: It'd all be even cheaper than it is here, but all prices INCLUDE SHIPPING, which, thanks to inflation (thanks Dubya), has gone up in case you haven't noticed. All proceeds go towards finishing this damn album (finally) and a couple tours in the works. Hint on how much you should order: WE NEED A VAN.
"ROUGH CUTS AND LIVE ROUNDS" Sampler CD
Some of the better qulity live and demo tracks, plus a few rough cuts off the upcoming "Punk Rock Redneck" album to give you a little preview.
As usual, good and raw. "Bobby Lee", "I Could've Killed You", "Next To You", "Boot Country", "Steel Reserve", and many more.
A FEW MP3's AVAILABLE HERE.

Only $8.00.
"LIVE AT THE 5-SPOT" CD DEMO
Bootleg CD recorded live, 4/27/2004 at East Nashville's best music venue, the 5-Spot. Cool childish Iron Maiden-ripoff cover art by Gabe, just ONE of his many copyright infringements that nobody's ever cared enough to bust him on! Seventeen songs, including  Country versions of Judas Priest's "Headin' Out To The Highway" and Social Distortion's "Ball And Chain," as well as instant classic originals such as "Boot Country," "Wild And Free," "Bobby Lee", "Punk Rock Redneck", and "Steel Reserve", not to mention the "Dirty South Song", a beautiful Punk Rock sing-along ode to the Punks of the South, sung to the tune of "Dixie".

17 SONGS ONLY $8.00.
BUTTONS
Show your support for the Punk Rock Redneck in his favorite way, on a dirty old jacket or vest with too much crap written on it.

50 cents each, or 3 for $1.00
(3 for a buck being the minimum order if ordering with cash or not ordering anything else)
"TIM McGRAW IS A GIRL" STICKERS
That's right, pop country sucks ass, so tell their wussy army what you think of their commander in chief. Stickers both promote Gabe and slander pop country music so stick them everywhere. Great for bathroom walls on Music Row. Free with order. The more other junk you order, the more of these bastards you get.
ORDERING INFO:

Sorry, we don't have our Pay Pal account up and running yet (coming soon), so to order, get off your lazy overfed American ass and send a postal money order or well-concealed cash (wrap it in a few sheets of paper; post office people are THIEVES) in the appropriate ammount to:

GABE ZANDER
P.O. Box 198037
Nashville, TN
37219-8037

We accept personal checks, but it'll take forever to get the merch to you while we wait for them to clear, as Gabe is a paranoid militia Hillbilly who trusts nobody, so we reccomend the former methods. Please feel free to
email us with any questions.
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